Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went for the suction but my natural reaction was too quick. She asked, "Did you swallow?". I responded with, "Yes, I did. Do you?". Maybe she's naive or maybe she was shocked, either way, she didn't respond.
Instead if breasteraunts, a great idea would be to have breastists to take care of teeth. I'd be sure to go more often and to smile more...


LOL, I'm amazed she didn't stab you with a dental pick! I remember once having a procedure that required the very cute dental assistant to stand behind my head and hold a piece of apparatus still in my mouth for several minutes. She may have been clueless, but her breasts were pressed up against the top of my head the whole time, and soon I was getting hard and hoping she didn't notice my growing woody. Bigger apron please!