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10 years ago

Did you swallow?

Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went for the suction but my natural reaction was too quick. She asked, "Did you swallow?". I responded with, "Yes, I did. Do you?". Maybe she's naive or maybe she was shocked, either way, she didn't respond.

Instead if breasteraunts, a great idea would be to have breastists to take care of teeth. I'd be sure to go more often and to smile more...

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azdd

LOL, I'm amazed she didn't stab you with a dental pick! I remember once having a procedure that required the very cute dental assistant to stand behind my head and hold a piece of apparatus still in my mouth for several minutes. She may have been clueless, but her breasts were pressed up against the top of my head the whole time, and soon I was getting hard and hoping she didn't notice my growing woody. Bigger apron please!

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jestrite50

I think a better gig would be to offer free breast exams door to door. Who knows maybe we could get a contract with the Dept of Health.

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gawker

My first threesome ( and the best I'll ever have) was with my ATF and a friend of hers who was a dental hygienist . While not the prettiest woman I've seen, she had a good body and an insatiable appetite for sex. She just couldn't get enough dick and pussy. She loved oral, both giving and getting, and I've always wondered if that was a factor in her career choice.

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crazyjoe

Grest story

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shadowcat

37 years ago when I got my vasectomy the nurse was prepping me for the procedure. Which amounted to shaving my balls. I can still remember that she was a "9" in my book and although she had my dick in her hands(gloved) my dick did not twitch one iota. :)

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JohnSmith69

Holy shit that's funny. I hope it's true.

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DandyDan

My original hygienist at my current dentist, who was a cutie, would say that type of thing all the time. Now I get this older lady and if she said something like that, I'd run out of there quickly.

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Estafador

....I'm sure she just didn't want to kick you out prematurely to lose her money. You sir, are beyond bold.

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Mr_O
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seaboardrr

When I had my wisdom teeth cut out as a teenager I remember coming to for a few seconds and there was a dental assistant leaning over me. Her tits were literally an inch from my face and looked like they were about to bust out of her top. I then passed right back out.

When i went to get neutered I'll never forget the doctor's asst was this hot thing with huge tits (my weakness). She was wearing a tight white low cut cotton t-shirt. I remember thinking the entire time how can this doctor have a hot woman with huge tits on his staff while she's holding MY staff and shaving my balls. Thank god I took that fucking valium they gave me.

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ATACdawg

If you're having problems with stiffies in the dentist's office, just ask for the lead-lined xray apron! That'll keep it controlled. :-)

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PhantomGeek

One of my former dentists had a pretty little dental hygienist -- waist-length brown hair, brown eyes, light tan, a tight, athletic little form you might expect from a tennis pro. I was getting lined up with yet another root canal. He took some x-rays and at the end of the appointment, as she was escorting me back to the front desk, she said, "C'mon, let's take a look at your thing."

"Isn't that getting a bit personal?"

She did a double-take, then shot me a glare that bordered on laughter.

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