Pretty to look at, but pricey too

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here. The dancers tend towards a big tits/slim waist/curvy hip ideal, but there's some variety. I saw an unbelievably lush redhead the last time I was there, one or two black girls, and a lot of blonds, brunettes, and fake tits. Few, if any, spinners. In my experience, there's usually a much better selection of those next door, at Mpire.

If you're not a regular, don't expect to get much attention from the dancers unless and until you start throwing a lot of money around. If it's not busy, your best bet for conversation might come from the waitresses, who tend to be every bit as gorgeous as the dancers (but sometimes older).

Drink prices are exorbitant, as one has to expect in a D.C. club, and the place gets packed later in the evenings. Historically, the food was really good, but I understand they changed chefs a few years back, and I haven't been overly impressed on the few occasions that I've eaten there.