I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that came complete with a wet nap. After i was done and she cleared everything away i asked her if she would do me a huge favor. She agreed so i tore open the wet nap and handed it to her, then held my hands up like a kid about to get their hands cleaned by mom. She looked at me and hesitated for a second and said yea sure. So there she was giving me a hand job : ) ...lol


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"a wet nap"
I conquered that problem in kindergarten
Lol mo head lol
Sounds like you used Handi Wipes
Bingo mikey im da spokes mane
That is pretty awesome, lol.
Nice nuts. Where did you come up with that story?
That happens to me all the time at Twins Peaks...every dam time...
Lol joe go fuck yourself lol
Grindawg thanks bro
Lol
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