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My story of the hand job i got last night at the club

I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that came complete with a wet nap. After i was done and she cleared everything away i asked her if she would do me a huge favor. She agreed so i tore open the wet nap and handed it to her, then held my hands up like a kid about to get their hands cleaned by mom. She looked at me and hesitated for a second and said yea sure. So there she was giving me a hand job : ) ...lol

10 comments

  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    "a wet nap"

    I conquered that problem in kindergarten
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol mo head lol
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Sounds like you used Handi Wipes
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Bingo mikey im da spokes mane
  • grinddawg
    9 years ago
    That is pretty awesome, lol.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Nice nuts. Where did you come up with that story?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    That happens to me all the time at Twins Peaks...every dam time...
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol joe go fuck yourself lol
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Grindawg thanks bro
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol
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