I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that came complete with a wet nap. After i was done and she cleared everything away i asked her if she would do me a huge favor. She agreed so i tore open the wet nap and handed it to her, then held my hands up like a kid about to get their hands cleaned by mom. She looked at me and hesitated for a second and said yea sure. So there she was giving me a hand job : ) ...lol
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I conquered that problem in kindergarten
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Lol mo head lol
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Sounds like you used Handi Wipes
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Bingo mikey im da spokes mane
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That is pretty awesome, lol.
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Nice nuts. Where did you come up with that story?
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That happens to me all the time at Twins Peaks...every dam time...
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Lol joe go fuck yourself lol
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Grindawg thanks bro
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Lol
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