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My story of the hand job i got last night at the club

I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that came complete with a wet nap. After i was done and she cleared everything away i asked her if she would do me a huge favor. She agreed so i tore open the wet nap and handed it to her, then held my hands up like a kid about to get their hands cleaned by mom. She looked at me and hesitated for a second and said yea sure. So there she was giving me a hand job : ) ...lol

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motorhead

"a wet nap"

I conquered that problem in kindergarten

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just_the_nuts

Lol mo head lol

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mikeya02

Sounds like you used Handi Wipes

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just_the_nuts

Bingo mikey im da spokes mane

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grinddawg

That is pretty awesome, lol.

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crazyjoe

Nice nuts. Where did you come up with that story?

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crazyjoe

That happens to me all the time at Twins Peaks...every dam time...

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just_the_nuts

Lol joe go fuck yourself lol

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just_the_nuts

Grindawg thanks bro

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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