Help, what should I do?

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I'm walking in a very conservative American city. Just enjoying a warm summer evening, getting some exercise, smoking the vape, and having fantasies about fucking girls at the club without the DS. Horny as hell, just the all American boy (ok man) (ok might be an old man in another decade).

I come across a homeless woman begging for money. As I walk by it's a teenage girl. Probably 18, kinda cute if I took her for a shower in my hotel room. I wonder back, intending to make her an offer that she couldn't possibly refuse. Just before I reach her the big head literally kicks the little head upside the ass.

She's probably 18 but who knows. I don't know the age of consent here. And I'm high. If she starts yelling rape I think they execute people for drugs here. It's a very conservative city. And it's probably a cop. When is the last time you saw a reasonably attractive teenage woman homeless and begging?. She wouldn't last two
minutes on the street. I can't risk this being a cop.

One thing keeps me going despite these risks. I kept thinking, "what would LDK do.?" Obviously he'd fuck her for $10. I was going to pay her a $100, but I'm no LDK.

Still I'm so horny that the little head is screaming lets go back and get her. If you guys tell me to I will. By otherwise I'm sitting this out. And strip clubs suck badly here. I don't think the women in this state even give blow jobs. Besides of course to the cult leaders. Figured out where I am yet?

So what should I do? It's either her or Rosie tonight? I know what LDK would do, but am I the man that he is?

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Lone_Wolf
9 years ago
I sincerely hope your bullshitting here.
grinddawg
9 years ago
She may not be 18, or it may be a set up or sting. Better to save your energy for when you get back home.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
No bull shit. She is still there. I'm watching her. She looks a little older now maybe 21. I'm not going over there. But part of me wants to. I've been reading LDK stories too much.
motorhead
9 years ago
Call Josh Duggar for some moral support,,,,or a 3-way
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I know but the DS is being a little bitch, no sex this week. I'm fucking video girl and shopping for DS 2 but that's not til this weekend and I'm horny now.
ATACdawg
9 years ago
Butte Montana? Salt Lake City?

Seriously, you'd have to be a bit crazy to do it with that girl, particularly bareback. God knows what the poor girl might have.

Do you want to help her? Great. Invite her to have dinner with you in a local diner. Assuming she says yes, offer to let her use your cell phone to call someone she can trust to let them know she's OK. At the end of dinner, leave her with $20 or $40 and leave knowing you did the right thing.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Great idea. He can pray for me.
To get pussy.

Anybody got his number? Where does the hypocritical PL piece of shit live.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I'm gonna walk past her again.

Salt Lake City
mikeya02
9 years ago
John, I disagree. This is getting into Rick Dugan territory. Give her a few bucks and leave her alone
impala
9 years ago
Think with the big head and not the little one.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Damn damn damn damn damn

Damn it. Some other PL got her first cause she's not there anymore. I was gonna buy her dinner. A cop wouldn't eat dinner with me. If she was cute, didn't smell to bad, and was clearly of age, I was gonna take her back to my hotel for a bath. Damn. I adore taking a bath with the DS. Damn it.

This is what happens when LE prohibits extras at clubs. Homeless girls aren't safe. Why not let the strippers sell what they want to sell? I'd be satisfied with that.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
This is all true but I am very very high. I wouldn't seriously be contemplating this in my sober state of mind. So I still want her but I know that's fucked up and I wouldn't really do it I don't think.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
dawg, that is such a nice suggestion. I'm sorry that I Perverted your dinner idea. You are a better man than high me.
Clackport
9 years ago
^^^JohnSmith, you're a cool dude, but stay off TUSCL when you're high, you end up rambling all over the place.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
But it's pretty outside. I'll be ok. No hookers I promise.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Ok I just didn't want to get arrested. Good night.
rockstar666
9 years ago
If you have to pause your life to ask TUSCL for advice, I would take that as a life lesson to remember because that's not good. Carpe Diem!!! WTF??? You're lucky Dougster isn't calling you out on this and calling you a fag. No one ever achieved anything in life who couldn't make a snap decision in an unusual circumstance. Not that leaving her alone was a bad call (it wasn't) but you need to tell these stories as what you did; not as asking what you should do.
rickdugan
9 years ago
Hey, I get it. You have a load to blow and are looking to rock economy class like LDK, lol. I think that backpage might be your answer. Heck, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for LDK either so he could finally stop cumming in his pants.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
RS, most of my stories are after the fact complete stories. But occasionally I think it's kinda cool for the reader to participate indirectly as the story develops, and possibly influence the ending of the story.
shadowcat
9 years ago
Well please don't share any stories while you're jacking off. :)
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Agreed.the ending of that one would be predetermined no matter what the audience said.
ATACdawg
9 years ago
Shoot, JS. I'd take her to dinner just to make sure she didn't inject my donation!

Plus, I'm just trying to keep your butt out of jail, at least til the weed wears off.
ATACdawg
9 years ago
It's interesting that my second guess was on the mark? ;-)
Dancer_
9 years ago
Wtf, man. :/ Why couldn't you just feed her and give some cash? Are you seriously so hungry that wanted to take advantage of a homeless kid? Imagine your daughter getting fucked by strangers to survive on the streets, ew, ew, ew.

You must be trolling though but whatever.
PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Good that you kept on walking, John. If she wasn't bait for a police sting, she could've been bait to roll some high and horny PL such as yourself. The jail or the hospital, neither is a great place to spend the night.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Dancer95 is my conscious while Diva is in jail. Next she'll call me a disgusting pig.
Dougster
9 years ago
Think you'll ever get a life, @JS69?
motorhead
9 years ago
Don't give in to those scam artists even if they are pretty young girls.

Ever actually try to offer work to those guys that have signs that read "Will work for food"?
tumblingdice
9 years ago
Do what that weird uncle of yours would do.
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Do you want to help her? Great. Invite her to have dinner with you in a local diner. Assuming she says yes, offer to let her use your cell phone to call someone she can trust to let them know she's OK. At the end of dinner, leave her with $20 or $40 and leave knowing you did the right thing."

You're a true gentleman ATACdawg! A brilliant gentleman!

JohnSmith69, next time you're faced with a moral dilemma ask myself "what would ATACdawg do?" ;)
bubba267
9 years ago
A cop would be the least of your problems, though the chronic is beginning to show the edge of paranoia.

Many in this situation are mentally ill, drug addicted or both. Good way to get your dick bitten off, or catch hep C or HIV. Run Forrest run......
Lone_Wolf
9 years ago
JS69: Your interest in this homeless woman probably had little to do with desire for pussy but everything to do with your need for excitement, action and danger.

Not judging. I've had many of my own "wtf am I doing?" moments myself. But, man, almost guaranteed an encounter such as you almost initiated would go very bad. I suggest asking yourself why you are searching such for danger.
metaldude
9 years ago
Yikes, Wow, yikes...
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I don't desire danger. In case I didn't say so, I was extremely high. And there were no strip clubs worth going to. And she was cute, looked like she just ran away from home or something, so homeless wasn't really a good way to describe her. And I didn't fucking do anything. Just shared the story to liven up the second slowest strip club night of the week.
Subraman
9 years ago
4th best The System ever
Dancer_
9 years ago
Hmmm, I like "gross horndog" more but I didn't feel like being mean.:) I am glad that you didn't get in trouble though.
mikeya02
9 years ago
John, one time a super hottie in short shorts and low cut halter top came up to me at a liquor store. She said she had no money, could I buy her some cigarettes?...hmm....I said sorry. As I was standing at the counter, I looked outside to see a cop car pull up and she hopped in. hmmm
Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
It being a sting is always a possibility but IMO too many on here expect something bad happening as the norm whereas IMO is the exception – I picked up a few women from the streets in my younger days and didn't have issues w/ LE – but these were clearly working girls and not an apparently homeless teenager.

Since a LE sting is always a possibility even if it's a small one; there is also the risk of her being underage and that *is* serious shit – i.e. not worth the risk when you have other options w/ pros (escorts; strippers).

Yeah – Salt Lake SCs are shit ITC; but I would not think OTC would be an impossibility since it does not involve the club nor the restrictive local SC ordinances – since you are willing to pay a good rate you could probably score some OTC and this would be a safer route (or an escort via TER).
Subraman
9 years ago
Dude, there's so many women openly advertising for sexual services, there's never any reason to approach (and/or traumatize) a possible runaway, possible undercover LEO, possible homeless, possible who-knows-what off the street. Even with my low moral standards, I couldn't live with myself
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Papi, good idea. That shows you how high I was that I didn't think of OTC from a club. I'll go shopping tonight, that'll keep me off the streets.
4got2wipe
8 years ago
JohnSmith96 (not JohnSmith69) may be an impersonation troll but he did a service by linking to this thread and reminding us that ATACdawg is a brilliant guy! ;)
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Damn, this is an old thread but I've seen a fair share of young babes panhandling in Detroit. I talked with one a long time ago and she gave me a BJ for some cash. :)
RandomMember
8 years ago
We should make a collection of JS69's greatest hits and post as a sticky.

This one, the thread where he talks about his ex-wife's sagging tits, and the one about fucking a dancer to tears would all make the top 10.
Estafador
8 years ago
I know this is old but if it were me, I would just give her money and walk away. There are PLENTY of fish in the sea and no use risking your life over a homeless person.

Also, what makes a city "conservative"?
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