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A new study shows:

That the moon is shrinking. This proves a sad truth: balls everywhere in the universe shrink with age

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DRINK ENOUGH PRYNE JUICE AND TAKE ENOUGH VIAGRA

And you won't know weather you are comming or going

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...

Those were the days

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The movie "Hot Girls Wanted"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_Wanted Focusing on the girl from TX, the bad: o Grossed $25,000 in 4 months, ended up with $2,000 in her bank account. o In desperation at the end of her short time in porn, did some films that only guys who…

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This is sooooo not Brilliant!

Dude fathered a child with a whore from Adelita's https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=252751

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Epic Mullets

I am getting a mullet today and doing my part to bring them back http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnXgKr3fanw

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Your the "John Next Door"

http://www.livescience.com/28169-men-who-use-prostitutes.html Talks about the types of people that mostly pay for sex. I feel like many of you can be related to this. Favorite line: ..."john next door" has been perpetuated in pop culture, and even in some recent studies. What do you…

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Would You Play Poker With Alex Tsiparis?

Lol!

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Have you ever tried the 200 or higher option private rooms?

I had a couple dancers at different clubs trying to up sell the higher priced private rooms. 15 to 30 minutes just sounds way too high of a price for that much money unless something very high mileage is going on…

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Up a Creek behind the Strip Club

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/07/11/man-rescued-from-muddy-dallas-creek/30008461/

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

This review is specifically for the...

This review is specifically for the beach party promotion. The club opened up a parking lot and poured sand outside, the closed it off to make an outdoor patio area. Inside, there was…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Went on a Thursday and a...

Went on a Thursday and a Friday, both with a friend (girl). The first visit the club was very slow. We got there around 5, and ordered the only food the club offers, pizza.…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

I visited the club with the...

I visited the club with the friend as a pre-celebration to the 4th of July. Unfortunately since it was a holiday, it was to be expected that little to no dancers or customers would be…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I hadn't been to Pure Gold...

I hadn't been to Pure Gold in about a year, as I have become a regular at Capital Cabaret, which is a much nicer club. But I had some free time on a Saturday…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

The girl had was a nice...

The girl had was a nice colored girl very professional loved it very much very friendly man tht girl tht had Vegas tattooed on her was sexy ass hell the atmosphere was very nice girls…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Went to this club with a...

Went to this club with a friend. We should have taken the hint when we saw a huge line wrapped around the building. Huge parking lots packed to the brim. Curiosity got the best of…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Went in last weekend during the...

Went in last weekend during the day on Sunday and had a pleasant trip. Had one drink for $5.50 but it was two for one so it was a decent amount. The club has a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I made a recent afternoon visit...

I made a recent afternoon visit to the FC and it was dead! Only a few customers in the place and maybe 10-12 danders. This is often a formula for the dancers making…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

A dancer named Miya pick pocketed...

A dancer named Miya pick pocketed $100 from me and when I confronted it, she denied it even though she slipped and knew I had only two twenties left in my wallet. I spoke…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Visited on a recent Wednesday night,...

Visited on a recent Wednesday night, around 11pm. As others have noted, the club is roomy and feels relatively new and clean. There appeared to be about 10 dancers on shift (though…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Easy time find and plenty of...

Easy time find and plenty of parking. no cover when I entered. Probably around 8 girls working and most were in the 7-9 range drinks prices were. Reasonable, all drinks were 5 dollars This…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Club was slow on a Thursday....

Club was slow on a Thursday. That is good by me as I'm here to see the girls not a bunch of guys. My guess is there was a 1-1 ratio.…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

I visited 939 on a Saturday...

I visited 939 on a Saturday night, hoping to see some beautiful women. In Hawai'i, there are no lapdances allowed, but the table dances here can get pretty crazy. There's a bar thing…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

man oh man oh man what...

man oh man oh man what a place......if i had a short time to live this place is on the top of the list of things to check off before i check out (don't judge…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

Went with friends who know a...

Went with friends who know a bartender. First thing I noticed was a lot of security and a very casual urban crowd. Second thing I noticed were signs saying video and pictures are permitted. A…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I have been FlashDancers only...

I have been FlashDancers only once when I visited New York as sight seeing. This club atmosphere is really nice. There are dark lights, bartenders, hot waitresses (but they do not be naked unfortunately),…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle,...

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club). You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar. There is a…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a strip club, i was with my friends. Easy to find parking, went inside and paid $20 to enter. Once inside, wow it was like heaven. There was 2…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Got out of work the other...

Got out of work the other day - zipped over to Beamers with a wad of cash in my pocket. Walked in, got a table up front - fairly empty for an afternoon - but…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

It's hard to believe that I...

It's hard to believe that I haven't been in this club for 4 years but one thing remained the same, that dam stage seems to hit you right in the face as soon as you…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Went here on a Friday afternoon...

Went here on a Friday afternoon to kil sum time. Same layout as b4.the girls here r the main attractions to this place. They are all super ratchet nd will touch yo johnson wit out…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

One day after work, I decided...

One day after work, I decided to venture to Mynx Carabet. I had never been in the place when it was the Gold Club, but was always curious to visit. I knew it was right…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is my regular club, here...

This is my regular club, here 2-3 times a month. Often on a Saturday afternoon such as this. My regular girl was radio silent, so you know what they say about when the cat is…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Was in Portland for business. ...

Was in Portland for business. Stars was just down the road from my hotel. I got in late on a Sunday night. I wasn't looking for much, just a beer while gawking…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Waaaaaay back "in-the-day" This was my...

Waaaaaay back "in-the-day" This was my second choice club. I am glad its still around. On a busy day parking can be a bitch! Was off from work so decided to make the drive to…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Ok, this is going to be...

Ok, this is going to be a bit of a weak review, but if you read on you will see why. I was in Portland on business for three days, and had scoped out several clubs…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

After an uneventful visit to Exotica,...

After an uneventful visit to Exotica, I wanted to try a more sure fire thing with Casa Diablo. I had been here before and had a good time. I expected it to be dead on…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

This Deja Vu is in Ypsi...

This Deja Vu is in Ypsi which is very near Ann Arbor where I was staying so I decided to give it a chance. I am a show and extras guy and this place is…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

First time in Houston and I...

First time in Houston and I had some time to kill. Went to Legends after going to another club earlier in the evening. I would have been farther ahead to just gone home I'm afraid.…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I finally made a return trip...

I finally made a return trip to Fuego last Sunday on the 5th since a friend from another club dances there now. It was more packed than the last time I visited there in…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Dropped in to UC after having...

Dropped in to UC after having to work uptown into the late night. Paid the obligatory cover charge and walked into the main area. Was fairly crowded for a late night weekday I thought. Grabbed…

Cabaret

Eatontown, New Jersey

Had not heard of this club...

Had not heard of this club (maybe because it is listed as closed) but was driving by and decided to go in and check it out. Easy to find offmajor highway and decent parking…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Been to many clubs over the...

Been to many clubs over the years. This was the first time a dancer and floor guy tried overcharging me for dances. Avoid Carmen from Columbia if you want to avoid frustration. She sat with…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I'm at Tootsies right now. Its...

I'm at Tootsies right now. Its 2:30PM on a Sunday and the place is starting to pick up. I got here about an hour ago and there were about 6 customers and 15 dancers. Daytime…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

This has one of the nicer...

This has one of the nicer layouts for clubs in Austin. The women are fairly attractive too and friendly. I've been by on weekend nights before and it's been so crowded it's hard to find a…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I went to Delilahs Mannville for...

I went to Delilahs Mannville for the first time in about a year or so. So, most dancers were new for me. I knew I couldn't stay too long so I figured I would…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Had the urge to visit after...

Had the urge to visit after a recent Mariners game. I've been a few times and the vibe is pretty consistent. Plenty of dancers and options for whatever suits your interest. Lap dancers, watching the…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Awesome night... the dancer's were on...

Awesome night... the dancer's were on and plentiful. Their were many of the "regular" cutie dancers on full display. A nice mix of ethnic diversity for sure. Although it was crowded this…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

The place was busy, with at...

The place was busy, with at least two different bachelor parties. That meant there were several shower shows and some on-stage antics with the celebrating parties. The dancers had a variety of body types and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to Desire for a...

I went to Desire for a rare Friday night visit. I've never quite appreciated the allure of the place. I do love the fact they don't charge a cover before 8 pm, It's the reason…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I was up in the southern...

I was up in the southern Maine area for a Bachelor Party weekend so of course we decided to go to a strip club. The only place around is PT's so we were a little…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This isn't really a review, but...

This isn't really a review, but more of a scary story that happened to me that you should all be careful to avoid. I'm not going to list the girls name, or provide pictures, but…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to le girls after they changed it to a 2 sided club. Ive always been fond of this club due to its nice(isolated) location, nice building aesthetics/size and generally attractive…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Was in Dallas on business and...

Was in Dallas on business and decided to take my cousin out for his birthday on a Friday night. It was the first time him or I had visited any type of strip club, and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Bourbon chicken lunch buffet plus many...

Bourbon chicken lunch buffet plus many pretty young topless girls, what more could you want from a Tuesday lunch? I must be in Dallas. The dancers were mostly slim white girls with a couple D…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was last week in Miami...

I was last week in Miami with some clients and -since none of us knew any reliable escort service in the city - we decided to go to Tootsie's. We entered the VIP section and I…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

I usually go to Penthouse, Players...

I usually go to Penthouse, Players and occasionally Coliseum when I'm on 8 Mile. A dancer I know that used to work at BTs Dearborn started working here and told me I should stop…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Good value here but not much...

Good value here but not much else was good. On Monday the private dances are only $11/song which is incredible. I took the best looking girl back after sitting for 15 mins or so. She…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

Stopped by for a visit early...

Stopped by for a visit early on as well. Management was still working on the decor and there were four dancers there -- well three girls that shuttled between waitress and dancer and one actual…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I'm not the type of guy...

I'm not the type of guy dancers flock to, but at the same time I never feel uncomfortable here. The girls were cute, and a couple could really dance. I won't order any liquor anymore,…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

My last visit to this club...

My last visit to this club was a couple years ago after their change over to alcohol. At the time I wasn't too impressed and didn't like the idea of them trying to scan your…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

I was interested in seeing this...

I was interested in seeing this place after the reviews. It's certainly out of the way. Got there about 10:30 pm. There was a punk girl with piercings and pink hair "working" at the counter.…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

In vegas for a few days...

In vegas for a few days and made the rounds on the usual clubs, on the way back from sapphire's, we noticed the sign for can can. Can can is about two minutes from sapphire,…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I stopped by here on my...

I stopped by here on my way home after a Tampa Bay Lighting game. Glad I did!! My first impression was that it was pretty dead and the dancer quality was low.…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Nice crowd on the weekends, but...

Nice crowd on the weekends, but not as busy as some of the other Pittsburgh clubs. I'm not complaining at all. The area is in kind of a business district. I'm married so knowing that…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Dancers are rude and a 2/10...

Dancers are rude and a 2/10 at best. You couldn't pay me to get a dance from them. Building is still cramped. Horrible location and way to expensive for the quality of the dancers!!!!! I…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Haven't been here since they reopened so i figure i would give it a try. The club hasn't really changed layout wise. The bar…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Hit up B&L because I needed...

Hit up B&L because I needed some T&A. Paid the $20 cover and sat down to see the goods present for the evening. Had a decent number of girls approach me for a dance, but…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Got to the Men's club at...

Got to the Men's club at around 2:30am after all the bars were closed at 2am. Anyhow, it was a really crowded night, and the crowd was very different than the ones I had seen.…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

1st time ever coming to Peyton's...

1st time ever coming to Peyton's I lived in Brooklyn for 15 years and never knew this place existed . walked in about 9ish got frisked by security no cover charge .. This close isn't…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I took a "long lunch" and...

I took a "long lunch" and did the rounds. The Hustler Club was a bit of a disappointment today. I have had previous positive experiences here, so will be back. When I…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Club X is still my favorite...

Club X is still my favorite club. I stopped by after going to the big car show in town. The place was not very crowded. There were about 8 girls and about…

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Ever see a hot girl throw a perfect opening pitch?

Lol...for a second I thought the catcher was going to hug her....

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Did I accidentally meet a call girl?

I was walking back to my hotel one night about 1 am. Turned down to walk down the side of the building as I had a couple of other nights and suddenly saw a women standing there saying she…

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Do you get a dance or pass?

I was on vacation at a club. One of the dancers that approached me was young and pretty and told me it was her birthday. She wanted to dance for me in the couch room. I asked about it,…

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should a patron male or female be banned....

Plam and Simple Should a patron male or female be banned from entry to or kicked out of a club because of either How He or She is dressed how He or she looks or because they are attractive or because…

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Nurse

I am sure that many of u have run into the same things as me where many dancers tell u they are just dancing while going to school to become a nurse. I do know one who actually was…

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Lies

Who tells more lies....a politician or a dancer?

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Best Phoenix Area Strip Club to feature Latinas ?

I know close to half the states population is latina but at the same time certain clubs offer certain types of enetrtainers. for ex every time i've been to bourbon street its blondes with fakes boobs. this may be what…

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Newbie, going too hard for one dancer?

Hey guys newbie here,(reference: I'm 28yrs old, fit, groomed well, nice looking) hope this discussion thread is not taken to be too dumb! Anyway, my main thing is I have been going to a hole in the wall, but, popular/busy…

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OT: New Horizons at Pluto!

How many of you guys are paying close attention to the Pluto space probe? Little 4got2usethepapers and I are going to be sitting on the couch watching images from the edge of the solar system on the 15th! Pluto is…

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Strip club patron helps police find hit and run driver in Stamford

It appears that strip club patrons can sometimes help law enforcement. http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Police-say-drunk-driver-ran-down-pedestrian-and-6377457.php

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The ultimate pity hustle

Two minutes into my conversation with a dancer last night, she started to tear up when she told me that she wouldn't be able to have the birthday party for her 6 year old today. Apparently she was having…

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She wanted to cuddle after the deed was done

Ugh. The deed was done, it was late and I was a combination of tipsy and tied. I just wanted to get out of the cheap motel, drop her back at the club and head home. Most…

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A dancer's first....

It's rare I run into dancers who just start, but recently I asked for a dance from one I hadn't seen in the club before. Turns out that she had just started that week and I got to be her…

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Another reason mikeya02 won't be doing any reviews.

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2015/jul/10/judge-orders-san-diego-strip-club-closure-repeated/

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My date with an OTC virgin

So I met the OTC virgin. Despite the doubts of many (including me) she showed. When I evaluate a new dancer, I have to be careful not to compare her to the most awesome stripper on earth who rocks my…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Stopped by at 10:30 Thrsday for...

Stopped by at 10:30 Thrsday for an hour and a half. Outstanding club. Wish I could have stayed longer but had an early drive. The ladies are enthusiastic and fun without…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Stopped in here on a Friday...

Stopped in here on a Friday afternoon because I was told this was the best time to see the top talents in here. I think that advice was good as there were better looking…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I'd been hearing about this place...

I'd been hearing about this place for a few years so I decided to check it out on a recent trip to New Orleans. Physically this place is horrible. It's like a Mississippi…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Only club near financial district. Right...

Only club near financial district. Right next to millenium tower.. so easy to find. It is 20$ cover, but you can get a free coupon on their website. Beer was super expensive! $11 for…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Showed up on a Monday around...

Showed up on a Monday around 2 to discover they open at 3 everyday. I came back around 4 and it felt like anything that was happening was not for me. There were four dancers…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I have only been to a...

I have only been to a couple clubs and I'm in utah so I'm sure it's tamer than most. But it was fun. I went by myself, at around 9:00. I paid upfront for the…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

I stopped in on a Wednesday...

I stopped in on a Wednesday night a couple weeks ago and the club was very nice and brightly lit when I walked in. There were only about 5 patrons in the bar and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This is not my first visit...

This is not my first visit to The Criket and it won't be my last. Discreet self-park in the back of the club. Visit and grab a seat, there is no cover charge (during the…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Tuesday night visit. Subis was a...

Tuesday night visit. Subis was a decent time there were a ton of girls a lot more than usual there were a couple that caught my eye one was Gia a tall brunette with…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I checked out Chicas Locas because...

I checked out Chicas Locas because they had a famous fajita buffet. The food was excellent. I went through 3 plates and dessert. I was about to leave when some dancers approached me for a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Bobbi, Brooke, Kelly, Luna, and Stormy...

Bobbi, Brooke, Kelly, Luna, and Stormy were working when I showed up late Thursday afternoon. There were two or three other dancers, whose names I forgot, or who didn't bother to stop by and introduce…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time Friday Noght. Honestly was pretty disappointed considering its in Boston. I'm not from around here but I'm hearing they have some pretty strict regulations. There is another club…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

I was here late one night...

I was here late one night when I was blasted out of my mind. The place is connected to the zebra and mojos downtown so its easy to move between each of them. Most the…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

This review probably won't merit much...

This review probably won't merit much as I am going off of what this club used to be like. I worked as a dancer at this club on two separate occasions (1996, 2005).…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

I stopped at The Silver Slipper...

I stopped at The Silver Slipper on a Wednesday night about 8:00...they are located right off I-80 and have plenty of room to park a big truck. There were 7 girls dancing that night, a…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Eve and I arrived at The...

Eve and I arrived at The Landing Strip about 5:00 in the afternoon on Friday...one hour after they open. We stayed until a bit past 8:00. There were 3 or 4 girls there already, one…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

It was a Saturday at 12:30...

It was a Saturday at 12:30 am and the club was 30% full? This is definitely not the type of scene that I was expecting.... in a bad way. Self parked in the relatively big…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In Philly for business, so thought...

In Philly for business, so thought would try this club for 1st time. The club doe snot seem to be located in a major industrial strip in terms of tons of other business, but…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

The road in continues to be...

The road in continues to be a challenge. I arrived around 7 pm, right at shift change and had to wait a while before the girls started hitting the floor. There were several that approached…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Many here have bemoaned that PP...

Many here have bemoaned that PP Columbia is going downhill. Last Thursday was definitely the exception. There were a fair number of attractive ladies (at least 5-8 attractive ladies, plus 15-20 others), and the 1-2…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. Beautiful design and even more beautiful women. I stopped in on a Friday afternoon around 5 and was surprised to see a good 6-10 girls working. And these weren't…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Headed south from Jacksonville, rough day,...

Headed south from Jacksonville, rough day, so a IR trip is in order. In the door about 4:45, remarkable on how many 50+ gents heading in at the same time as I. Got…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Visited for the first time last...

Visited for the first time last week. Nice little club and the food was surprisingly good. The girls were mostly good looking, friendly and not too pushy for dances. The dance floor is really far…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Was only my first time visiting...

Was only my first time visiting a strip club here in Syracuse, but I will say that I am definitely coming back here. The dancers and bartenders were very friendly. For $25 admission with a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This is visit is from a...

This is visit is from a few months ago. I stopped by on a Saturday during the NCAA tournament. This place seems to be larger than most clubs in town. Upon walking…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

S most of my trips to...

S most of my trips to Texas I usually end up at Baby Dolls, but on this trip I visited Spearmint around 3 in the afternoon and was real glad i did. it is…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Hey guys and gals, After...

Hey guys and gals, After my last experience at Paradise, I decided to take another trip out on a Friday to see how the weekend action is. I am going to give a…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

I gave this bar my first...

I gave this bar my first visit after receiving a text from a dancer I know who had been fired from Jacksonville's Centerfold Lounge and said she was now dancing at Bare Assets....claiming that it…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I hadn't been to HiLighter for...

I hadn't been to HiLighter for years, but it was still great. Ten dollar couch dances in the main area, and gorgeous girls even during the day shift on a Monday. Also, on…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This was a pretty good club...

This was a pretty good club for bourbon street, where all the clubs kind of suck. Got in and got some VERY cheap beers (1.50!)… so that was nice. Was watching the stage show for…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

In browsing the reviews for various...

In browsing the reviews for various clubs, I am usually on the lookout for names of dancers who give the customer at least...if not more...than good value on his money. I do think that it…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Made a...

Made a visit hoping to catch one of the girls from my previous two trips, neither was working. The parking lot was nearly empty when I arrived, so at least when…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I like this place a lot...

I like this place a lot when I visit Michigan on business. I am a watcher and then an extras guy and this place is perfect for both. It is a friendly roadhouse not glitzy…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Time for a update on Rouge....

Time for a update on Rouge. I rolled in here at about 11:30 on a Friday night. I came with a local TUSCLer, but they wouldn't let him in because he had "basketball shorts" on.…

Sugers

Norman, Oklahoma

I like this little place. Its...

I like this little place. Its in a back alley near the OU campus. Very safe, well lit and not at all sketchy. Each time I have gone in there are quite a few girls…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times over the years and it changes inside constantly. There is parking in the back if you don't want to be seen with a back entrance also. Fairly…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I haven't done a Stars review...

I haven't done a Stars review in awhile, I thought I'd give a update. I strolled in here with a local TUSCLer at around 9 pm. The cover was 8 bucks, a little high imo…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First time at this location on...

First time at this location on a Sunday. I saw a few reviews and just wanted to check this place out. I went in around 8PM on a Sunday and there were a couple of…

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The patch

Recently I was getting a table dance from a favorite and I noticed what I thought was a band aid down in her crotch area. So I asked her if she cut her self shaving and she told me no.…

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I have become

comfortably numb. Great song. Never listened to the words before.

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Updated glossary!!!!!

I don't know if I am the last unobservant PL to notice this, but founder has officially adopted both LDK (yea LDK) and DS (yea JS69!!!) Way to go, you trendsetter! ;-)

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Hot Politicians (possible x-strippers here)

With all the attention that SC is getting, anybody notice that the governor is one hot babe? Not the best pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikki_Haley#/media/File:Official_Photo_of_SC_Governor_Nikki_Haley.jpg Looked at latest list for Hot Politicians, and some have done porno but no mention of strippers. The…

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A good afternoon trip

Met a dancer who was new to me (seen her a couple times but never chatted). We clicked enough to get a couple LDs , and they were good enough she's on the list for future dances. Late in my visit…

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Stick Shifting or HJ?

One definition I'm still unclear on: Is stick shifting always outside of the pants? At what point does it cross into a HJ? Like if the dancer sneaks her hand into your pants is that a HJ? Does she need to…

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The way some clubs deal with a dancer's $$$

I often don't engage w/ dancers in too much convo thus I often do not have a good grasp on how many a club operates on the inside sorta speak. I was PMing w/ a fellow TUSCLer and he mentions the…

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Why I don't go to black strip clubs.

http://video.gq.com/watch/magic-city-inside-the-atlanta-strip-club-that-runs-hip-hop-uncensored

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welcome back @diva1975

i told you your six months in the joint would be easy time https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35382 and oh how time flies. why it almost seems as if you never left

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Biggest stage tips

1. What's the biggest stage tip you have ever given a dancer? 2. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever seen? 3. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever heard about? For me: 1. $150 to DS ( yes it's the…

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China's Brilliant! Market Strategy

Got to love it. People can buy all they want and put their houses up as collateral. Buy if you sell, or, worse yet sell short, you risk going to jail. Now what could possibly go wrong with that plan?

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What exactly Is a "wom-cow"?

mikeya02 brought the term up! Sounds brilliant, but I have no idea what it means! Is it some sort of fat stripper joke?

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Should government have the right to dictate your morality?

I'm fed up with the way things are going. I see clubs getting shut down for various violations that should be none of the governments business and the attorneys keep on trying to fight them with the same old argument,…

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To tip or not to tip ... that is the question

Hypothetical situation and question: you agree to itc fun with a lovely stripper. You've negotiated the price and services. But despite her best efforts for whatever reason you can't cross the finish line. You have been able to…

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Found out what Juice has been up to..,,

The Lord Mane even made it to church after.... http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-gets-tased-three-times/

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What would you do?

If you woke up in the morning and had boob implants? Would you freak out? Or would you be happy playing with them? This guy has had boob implants for almost 20 years! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZpsqCW0Z0

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Is Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton?

Warning: These videos and pics are for lovers of big boobs only! Charlotte McKinney is our girl of summer: https://thescene.com/watch/gq/charlotte-mckinney-is-our-girl-of-summer If you live on the west coast, you saw her Carl's Jr commercial during the Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo And apparently…

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NY GIANTS JPP AND THE AMPUTATED FINGER

so now that he had his index finger amputated due to the fear of gangrene would that mean if he gives the fuck you salute it would be with his ring finger rather than the middle one?

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RIP: Kenny Stabler

I just learned of the passing of former Oakland Raider Quarteback Kenny "The Snake" Stabler. He was only 69 It's probably odd for a Midwestern boy to like the Raiders, but I watched the NFL (then NFC after the merger)…

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When the time has come......

In GTA 5 there is a mission by this name. It is about two of your three characters assinating the other. In mine Trevor was assinated and his share from the heist was split equally between Michael and…

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I've found a brilliant girlfriend for crazyjoe! You're welcome!

Apparently she's rich, likes orgies, and lives in her own filth! Brilliant! ;) http://gawker.com/lawsuit-rich-divorcee-loves-cocaine-orgies-and-abusin-1716865529 On the other hand, it sounds like she doesn't clog the McD's toilet as much as shit as over her house!

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What are the best stripclubs in the midwestern states?

We all know that New York, Las Vegas, Miami, Houston, Atlanta, and Los Angeles have great stripclubs but what places are best to dance at in the unpopular stripclub states like Idaho, Utah, Oregon, etc... Where do the industrial/construction/business men go…

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Lolita....a good natured tribute to JohnSmith........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1kmzYJErwk

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Google Voice and MMS

For those of you who've said you can receive pictures via Google Voice, is the person sending them using T-Mobile? Or are you? I've heard that it works with T-Mobile, but not other carriers.

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The brotherhood of stripper enthusiasts

I believe that a love of strippers is a unifying characteristic of mankind that has the potential to bridge otherwise insurmountable social differences. A case in point. The DS wants to go to a nail salon. She is the…

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I wonder how san_jose_guy is doing?

He hasn't posted for a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and hasn't been turned off by all of the gravy bowl jokes, which I still don't understand!

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If you were forced to get a punctuation mark tattoo what would it be?

Inspired by www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/project-semicolon-tattoos_n_7745358.html For me it would be an exclamation point! Brilliant! Emoticons count too! ;)

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Who the Hell is Ariana Grande

I never heard of this little b**** until yesterday. And why does she hate America and all Americans? And why is she licking my donuts? Is she a Communist? Honestly no clue who she is.…

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A busy summer

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a dancer who I cancelled an OTC date with cause she kept nickel and dimming me. Worst part is she says no blow job. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35819 Well, she's back. After I canceled our…

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Was lopaw in Detroit?

I was having a great time with a busty blonde stripper in VIP when she began telling me about what she had done with a female customer last week. She told me that a "beautiful 45-year-old lesbian" had taken…

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What a way to take down a plane!

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

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Getting ready for OTC in Thailand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKuQQwn6ebM

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Big Brother – SC style

I'd recently read about a new sing-in procedure for custies at a black club in MD (Bazz & Crue now going by X4B) – anyway the latest reviewer for the club kinda breaks down this new “sign-in” system and it's…

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Was this inappropriate?

Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your breasts first." Upon reflection, and since…

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Pathetic Loser of the year award nominee

Remember that there is a vote to be held at the end of the year to choose the most pathetic one. http://dailym.ai/1LXetGC

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Follies this coming Sunday (the 12th of July)

this coming sunday shadow and I finna roll up into follies (at about 1-1:30pm) and have a fun time! i realize this is a short notice, but if any of you guys will be in the area on sunday, you should…

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If it was a cyberterrorist attack, do you think they would REALLY tell us?

Computer systems at the NYSE and United Airlines go down the same day? Unrelated they say. Hmmm....????

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OT: Shelled or UNshelled Peanuts?

UNshelled.

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Your previous stripping misconceptions

So is the title of a SW thread – I thought some of the remarks of the ladies were sorta naively funny: “... I thought that a table dance was really on the table ...” “... that you actually had to know…

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No jackhammer handjobs, please

Here's the deal, my friends. Handjobs, whenever they are given, should not make the man feel as if he's being jack-hammered to death. Having experienced this twice over the course of a few weeks, it seems that some ladies should…

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Corny but brilliant jokes!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married! The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent! ;)

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Another brilliant approach to the LDK! You might even call it an LDK system!

Have you guys read the liquid lapdance thread? It included the suggestion below! "I have a simpler system. I wear a condom that is lubed on the inside and held on with a rubber band that is twisted in a figure…

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Happy DOOMful Morning to Y'all!

Checkout the financial media chatter this morning. Absolute GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOOM. Because stevie-girl said so. It's like we're back in October.

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For Papi

http://dailym.ai/1LUmM5O You're welcome

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A 3 Blonde Dilemma

Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma…

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Dennis Hof considers US Senate run

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102815865 He'd get my vote (if I lived in NV).... On the other hand, none of those girls look like they are worth 1k per pop.

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted – have not read them so IDK if they are any good.

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Watch: Artists Use An Atlanta Strip Club to Hit the Big Time

Watch: Artists Use An Atlanta Strip Club to Hit the Big Time

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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?

I see a lot of posts and reviews here referring to the money spent for VIP, bottle service, and 'extras'. While I understand that everyone has their personal preferences and obviously what you decide to do with your money…

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San Antonio Clubs

I'm pretty disappointed with most of the clubs in San Antonio. The Perfect Ten, Tiffany's, The Palace, The girls here are over-whelmingly Hispanic, chunky, with little in the way of social skills. It's "Hi, wanna dance?" Now I've some…

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Thank God for Strip Clubs

I'm 56, been going to strip clubs since I was 18, back then it was legal drinking age. So many great experiences, and a bunch of bad ones. Whey do I go? For the time I'm there, enjoying the music, girls…

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Who you gonna vote for for our next president? Here are the 448 candidates so fa

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/look-all-these-gd-people-running-president

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Jared the Subway Guy

Federal and state police authorities have raided the suburban Indianapolis home of Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy, as part of a child porn investigation. As of now, he has neither been arrested or charged with any crime. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/07/ feds-police-search-home-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle/

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Drama Eruption

Last night, I was at my local club and a dancer - a friend and occasional sex partner of my ATF - came over and sat in my lap. She ended up giving me a free lap dance right…

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

Last night she is late, the club is dead, and girls are trying to steal me from her left and right. The place really reeked of desperation more than I've ever seen before. There are 3 times more…

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Marking our territory

Yesterday I spent some time in a hotel with a lovely 29 year old dancer. We danced the horizontal mambo for awhile; reviewed arithmetic skills (what number falls between 68 and 70?) being careful not to multiply and overall had…

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Diva1975 (and other women), tell how you like your tits played with

In a thread a couple days back, Diva1975 implored us custies, if we're gonna suck on and fondle tits, to learn to do it "right." I'm a devoted boob man and love nothing better than having a dancer's tits smothering my…

Female Friendly Strip Clubs

Over the past five years, it's becoming clear that women patrons in strip clubs is mainstream. Well, as far as mainstream at a strip club can be. Recently there was a celebrity wife swap episode where the wife said that strip clubs are the new clubs. That may more true than I had realized. There are few friends that know that my wife and I go to clubs together now and again. When we first started some number of years ago, we really had to find out way around. The waitress would always try to put us at a table towards the back away from the action. My wife prefers something a little more central. We used to have to speak…

I started dancing in the Worst Possible Strip Club ever, but...

I'm 23 now and I've been dancing for just a little over 3 years. The funny thing about that is, how and when I turned 20. I started at the very first club I ever danced at on a Monday. My 20th birthday was the following day, Tuesday. While working that Monday, I just so happened to be the one on stage at midnight so I essentially danced my way into my 20's. To me, it's kind of a monumental thing, despite how awful that particular club was and how I was made to feel like less than a human being. In a way, I'm glad I started off there, though. That wretched…

Mexico City Strip Club Update

I noticed that the information for Mexico City is outdated. I'm living here now and decided to venture out and see what's out there. Years ago the scene was fantastic here in my opinion, there were strip clubs everywhere. The mileage was the better than anything I'd found in the US, and even though the doormen and bartenders would rip you off on occasion, I still ended up spending a lot less money than I was used to. It seemed like all the clubs had private rooms where anything was possible. That has all changed. In about 2012 the city government decided to start shutting these places down. I've been told a variety of reasons, some say it was illegal all along…

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Crazyjoe and Juice

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2013/RedneckAbs.htm We can't help showing off for the ladies

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Looking for work

Hello, fellow clubbers! I am currently in the market of finding a strip club DJ job. I have 13+ years experience and have worked for Deja Vu in Minneapolis and The Crazy Horse in Cleveland. I am willing to telocate…

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OT: Greece is toast!

No more "Greecing" bouncers or club managers! We're all doomed! Doomed I say! Run for the hills! Women and children first! When we wake up tomorrow, the sun won't rise in the East and it won't set in the West! Dogs will be…

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Inspired by MrDeuce's posts!

Big boob aerobics is brilliant! http://cliphunter.com/w/1081424/Playboys_Big_Boob_Aerobics

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Which TUSCL members has tats?

You don;t have to say what they are, although that would be interesting

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Advice

Ok so many of you gave your opinions about me looking for a new CF on previous thread. What is your advice on how I should handle my current CF while looking for a new CF? I ask…

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It's cool to be little

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ifhwx_c-est-cool-d-etre-petit_fun Original title (in Romanian, at end of video): It's advantageous to be young! My title: Horny little bastards grow up to be horny big bastards

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Video that broke the Internet: topless Romanian gymnasts

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ivn6u_naked-gymnasts-highlights_redband Weirdly, the commentary is in Japanese.

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ESPN Body Issue: gymnast Aly Raisman nude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQSSNiGoGfk Nude: yes Buff: yes Visible lady parts: sadly, no

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Don't we all want a happy ending?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx1l3h_happy-ending_fun

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Things I learn from the Internet

Today I learned that I'm hungry, want children, and am financially insecure. Who knew? http://boreburn.com/15-fascinating-facts-about-boobs-that-will-make-you-love-them-even-more/12367/15

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Juicebox69 unmasked

https://instagram.com/p/4zR8UltQQC/ Picture taken outside Treasure Club

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What's your most pathetic strip clubbing moment?

We all started out as newbies, and I'm willing to bet that most if not all of us who have touched a woman before ( sorry to exclude you SJG) have some particularly pathetic moments from our early strip club…

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Do we do more damage than good by reviewing clubs with extras?

We all know that LEO isn't stupid, and I'm sure everything we write here is being reviewed by LEO, so I pose a question, do we do more damage than good by being too descriptive reviewing clubs in TUSCL?…

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STRIP CLUB NEW YORK AREA

HI TO ALL OF YOU! I WENT SEVERAL TIMES TO DIAMOND DOLLS AND BOOBY TRAP AT POMPANO BEACH, FLORIDA. HOPE SOME OF YOU BEEN THERE! BOTH STRIP CLUBS ARE AMAZING, ALOT OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS DANCING FULLY NUDE AND YOU CAN ENJOY THIR…