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Remember 9/11 on the news?

No theories here, but did anything make sense that day? Was what you were watching match what you were being told? What was your first impression?

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Beautiful girls

Came in on a Sunday night around 8:30 and found out that most of the smokin girls you see on a slammed Friday-Saturday only in passing are more available to spend time with you instead…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Worth another shot.

I stopped at babes first which is right around the corner from Riley's. First time at both of them. There were no white girls at babes and it was super thuggee out so…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quick get in and get out

Same like last time was at Parx Casino so had to visit this place as this place is good bang for your buck. Very easy to find a parking a spot. Paid $20 entrance fee…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Ho hum at Stars

Went to Stars around 11pm on Labor Day. My first visit, not sure I'll be back. 6-8 dancers working. All fairly attractive although the energy level seemed pretty low. DJ was stirring things…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Still A Great Place To Visit

Hey, I learned a new trick for a stripper to use on a guy. It's only good in certain situations, as you'll see... I came in to the club for a short stay one evening, and…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Fun Party Environment but Average Girls

Visited here on back-to-back nights this summer. On both nights, the girls were mostly average, with a few above-average lookers. All races were represented. Did a few lapdances, and the girls definitely got fully-nude and…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Serviceable evening out

I was brought here by co-workers on a business trip. This club has some pluses and minuses, and comes out about average. No terrible girls, but no one to fall for at first…

Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford, Ontario

To each their own

Got talked into trying something new while on a trip to the casino near by. Club is very dark and kind of run down. No cover before 9, and Drinks are cheaper before 10 but…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Regular Happy Hours

We continue to go to the Players Club because of the laid back atmosphere. Free entry before 5 and decent beer specials for Happy Hour don't hurt either. Lately there seems to be several new…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Superb evening at the Hong Kong

What a pain, when walking into Mexico one must now pass through Mexican immigration. I went two nights in a row, and both times it took only about five minutes to go through this hassle.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Better than the day shift

It is rare for me to decide to go to a club on FIB late at night, but I gave it a shot on Thursday night around 11-1. There were some attractive dancers which…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Good but better late at night

The club is a bit hard to find. Use GPS to get there. Remember that you have to drive a bit down the backstreet to get to the parking lot that is next…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

don't get your hopes up

Dropped by around 9pm on Saturday while I was in San Diego for a bachelor party after seeing the neon signs from the freeway. There was a 5 dollar cover and received a coupon to…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Sure thing

Stopped by Pleasant Moments. When you go there, you know exactly what to expect. The place is run down, its in a nasty neighborhood. Seems ok by day, wouldn't be caught there after dark. $5…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Good value, mostly Hispanic

This is my "home" club, despite the fact that I have to drive past three others to get to it. Never a cover charge, $5 call drinks. Club is divey, bathroom not too…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

In Miami for two days before having to fly back home. I come to Miami so often it feels like home. I have been visiting strip clubs since I was 18 years old. We're…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

great club

i went there on a Wednesday afternoon and there is no cover charge and parking is easy. the first thing u notice is that the place is gigantic and overwhelming. It took a…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Oasis does not live up to the name

I've stopped in this club a couple of times, and recently went in on a Thursday afternoon after seeing some positive posts on another site. Well, the place reeked like disinfectant, and there was no…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

Good for Montana?

I visited this club several months ago when coming into town for a conference at Big Sky. Not being from Montana, I didn't really know what to expect, and figured I'd at least…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not very showy.

walked in the seemingly abandoned front lobby paid my $20 cover walked in to witness the oldest dancer Ive ever seen. took my seat was approached by a younger gal but when she got close…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Dive club

Stopped in here right about opening time a few weeks ago. Bartender and 3 or 4 regulars were there when I got there, and 3 or 4 dancers showed up soon after. I got a coke…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Score in a Dive Bar

This is the dirtiest looking club I have ever been in. You sit around a large bar with a raised stage. The girls/bartenders bitch about who is on stage next. Prices are reasonable for a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Afternoon Visit

I series at Coliseum at 2:00pm in the afternoon. Valet is now $8.00 and no cover during the day. I walked in and proceed and sat at the bar. All the dancers seemed older and…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

My last few visits have been disappointing

My last few visits have been disappointing. The quality of girls has really dropped off, you could always count on one really good looking girl but not lately. Drinks are reasonably priced, TV size and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another business trip

Was in San Francisco for a business trip a couple of weeks ago. Since I had to spend some time before a business dinner, I went to the Crazy Horse, which was relatively close to…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Improvement from Last Visit

I've been to this club a couple times before. Honestly, I gave it another try just because I had some options that night and planned on visiting several clubs. The door fee is still high…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Nude night

I think this place is a go to spot strictly based on location. Being from nearby hanover there isn't really anything close until you get to harrisburg or Baltimore, or even Chambersburg but I think…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good Time

1st visit on a Minday night around 8:00 pm. Big place, spacious and only a few customers there. Seemed at first that I would be solo at the bar talking to the bartender as a…

Tzer's Gentlemens Club

Binghamton, New York

Friday night at Tzers

I went here a couple weeks ago on a Friday night. This is the all nude sister club to Madame Oars at the opposite end of the plaza. There were only a couple…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I went here on a Sunday night around 10pm because Sunday is free admission

I went here on a Sunday night around 10pm because Sunday is free admission. It was very clear though that because of the free admission no one works that night. There was one dancer there…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

So a cabbie gave me a free admittance to Centerfolds

$260 / half hour VIP, $20 "air dance", $9 per beer. Of the three, I only had the beer, because of the 3 girls that I spoke to, not one of them was prepared…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Just my type of place!!!

I went there last Saturday night after my gf and I had an argument. Suffice to say I was looking for a breath of fresh air and a change of scenery. Though there weren't…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

visit on 9/9

Had been to this club few times earlier and my last visit is on 9/9 at around 9:30 PM and I was there till 11:30.There are around 12 to 15 dancers most of them are…

Playmate Club

Ottawa, Ontario

Dropped by the playmate twice recently

Dropped by the playmate twice recently. 1st time was a Friday night at around 1230. The place closes at 2 and so I didnt have too much time. The crowd at this…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Admiral

Stopped in on a Friday night. I've been here before and was in the area again so I thought why not, right? Anyway, $25 to get in. A little steep. Plus…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

A cool time

Just moved to Fort Worth from Atlanta so I decided to check on the Fort Worth strop club action to see what's up. Stopped by Flash Dancers on a Thursday afternoon. Did not…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Easy girls

This establishment has never been changed is the same hole in the wall place with ugly girls. They range from ugly Spanish to some old tall chick that shouldn't be dancing at all. The tall…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Blue Moon Handshake

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon for my first visit on my way out of town to see if all the reviews were spot on. I mean sometimes you just have to verify - right? This…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

Not the typical club.. But a keeper

after midnight on a Tuesday. Just came from a full nude club that was disappointing. Mixed drink prices were on par with an average club.. I believe it was $7ish. Not much dancing and the…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

A Good Time Was Had By All

First visit to this club - actually my first visit to a club in Arizona - land of conservatism - so I wanted to see how the mileage was. I arrived around 930 PM…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

I thought I would give this place a shot

I thought I would give this place a shot. I haven't been here in a year or so, so I decided to give it a try. This is probably the nicest club on the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Lounge

Made a rare mid-week visit around 7 PM. Paid $10 cover and there was plenty of seating. Dollar parade was not too hectic, but girls came by at a decent clip to try…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

good club, nice girls

This was probably my 3rd time to Plat 84 in the last couple of years. All visits have been during the early afternoon on a weekday. Like before, they were very welcoming…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Happy and expensive ending

I arrived at the club at around 3. The entery plus mandatory two drinks plus tip added up to like $25. The club was small but typical size for socal establishments. The stage takes most of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Kind of Sleepy

It's been six or seven months since my last visit. Cover charge was $20 on a Thursday, which is kind of lame + a $5 drink is $25 to enter. Got there at 9:30 and…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Some cool girls, some pushy girls. Lots of hot girls. I'll go back.

TL;DR: Good: Hot girls, some that were even friendly and interesting. Bad: Expensive, some pushy girls, and meh-at-best atmosphere. The DJ sucked. But I'll come back. I went to the Pony around 10:30 on a Thursday.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Coliseum rising back up as one of Detroit's best

I went in on a Thursday to celebrate a friend's 21st birthday, at 745pm. I haven't been to Coli in a while, trying out Inkster and some Hamilton clubs to get a different experience. Valet has…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Interesting place

Thought I would give this place a try since I was hanging out in Myrtle Beach. Large place with a main dance runway stage with a side dance stage. Drinks are reasonable. It…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Babes

I visited Babes twice during my visit to Jackson. Babes is in a commercial area on the outskirts of Jackson. Not a great area, but not a bad area either—no safety concerns.…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Quick Nooner

I've been to this club before but never so early. Parking lot was pretty empty when I got there and got in freedom with a text coupon, still had to buy one drink which was…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Standard bikini bar

Went in Friday night and it was relatively empty. There were about 4 dancers milling around the bar with 1 dancing on the stage. All the girls were black with phat asses and curvy bodies.…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Danny's

I arrived at Danny’s about 11:00 p.m. on both Wednesday and Thursday evening after spending some time at Babes across the street. On Wednesday the cover charge was $5. On Thursday, the cover was…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

I was feeling so sassy

I strolled into Sassy's at around 10:30 on a recent Thursday night. There is no cover. This was my first time going to Sassy's. I walked in and it was definitely a bar atmosphere like…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

The New Mickys

This is the first time I have been since Mickys opened up during the day. There was about 10 girls working I knew 3 from the old Mickys, the rest was new to me. Of…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

First time at Union Jacks

I arrived at Union Jacks at around 9:30 on a recent Thursday night. It's pretty close to Sassy's, it's 0.5 miles away, it was a 3 buck cover. When I walked in I immediately saw…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Interesting Evening

Decided to come in here instead of CE down the street, and was very happy I did. It was still fairly early, maybe 9:30 pm. The staff looked happy to see me. There was a…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Old-school casual vibe -- fun and relaxed

I don't really know that I've ever been to a place quite like this. A lot of seating is around the main dance area, which is kind of a big table you sit…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

run of the mill MAL club

Most of the clubs in Charlotte are owned by one company, MAL. None of there clubs suck (except L&L South, see me review) and none of the clubs are great (L&L University used to be…

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Dancer reviews

What are the best sites to find individual dancer reviews on? Im trying to see if there are any reviews on a couple of dancers at TL in upland nowadays that ive been thinking about trying out. Would like to…

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making out with strippers ?

How much is standard to pay for this kind of service ?

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Your best night ever with a stripper

What's the best night you ever had with a stripper? For me, it's a tie. First is the night I met the DS. I will never forget it. We talk about it all the time, and it will…

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Off Topic: Alabama passes huge porn tax

http://www.atr.org/alabama-house-committee-passes-massive-porn-tax Like many have said, porn is on the internet these days - where do they think they are going to get the money!

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Memory Fail

Does something ever spark a distant memory but then you can't a name. But then it bothers you. So help me please. What's the name of the poster from several years ago. Older guy. I…

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OT: Steelers about to get a good ass whoopin

The title says it all. I'm not one to trash talk normally, but after all of this ridiculous nonsense directed at Brady and the team, I'm ready to see the Pats open a can of whoop ass on each…

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Had a similar discussion at a strip club once...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The…

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What's up with the LA clubs?

I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs. I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not crazy expensive, good looking girls that…

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News Flash

Brady seen pouting before tonights game...... http://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCExHoeCWEAAlYgH.jpg

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Chump Stuff! Nevada Houses

I got into a discussion with a casual friend. I was explaining to him that organized crime doesn't depend on selling vice in backrooms anymore. They figured out decades ago that if they can get gambling legalized then…

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A question for anti gun liberals

https://youtu.be/Ra5Kgi_Kruw

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How far would you drive for a decent club?

I travel once or twice a year for business, and usually wind up near the Edison/Somerset area in NJ. As I like to unwind the first night and just relax, I have been trying to find a place with good…

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I get why some strippers hate couples

Saw this middle aged couple come in. She was clearly drunk and dressed slutty. She basically straddled her man and made out with him the entire hour they were there.

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DJs hitting on dancers

It's pretty annoying listening to the DJ try to flirt with the dancer on stage.

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Paying to DAY

I've seen multiple references to this on the TUSCL and it baffles me. I don't mind dining at the Y. I certainly do it in my personal relationships and think that anyone who is sucking your dick has…

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Advice on stripper/civvie threesome

has anyone had a threesome with a p4p stripper and an unpaid civilian? Specifically, with the civilian being unaware the stripper is paid? Theres a large breasted (seriously natural DDs) bartender at a lounge I frequent whom I know I could…

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Blow Job Nirvana

It just struck me, quite by surprise, that I have achieved blow job nirvana. I really didn't go looking for it. It just kinda found me. Things with video girl started very badly. I canceled our first date…

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Vegas hooker inspired former Olympian to turn tricks

Looking at her pictures, I don't know how she could have been a $600-an-hour escort. http://nypost.com/2015/09/09/vegas-hooker-inspired-former-olympian-to-turn-tricks/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups

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Stripper photos

I've noticed over the years that a lot of us claim to have many photos of strippers in various states of undress. Some of them even doing things normally seen only in pornos. I myself have about 40 of…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Was in spokane and stopped by

Went in and it was 10 bucks to get in, included a coke. Girl at the bar was one of the best looking in there. There were 5-6 dancers all average except one hot…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good monday night at Playhouse

First time stopping in after midnight. Good amount of girls there, close to 10. Nearly all gave very sensual bar side dances, trying to convince me to take them back for a private dance. I…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Society: The Tale of the Slightly Overpriced VIP

Peyton's offers a VIP? Who woulda thunk it. I mean, it's checked on the official TUSCL club entry, but in my three years of patronizing my favorite NY titty bar, not one dancer has attempted…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Pimps, Professionals, & PL's-The Happy Hour Crowd

Just made it out to the vaunted Follies for the first time, and I have to say, it is quite fitting to use as fodder for my first review: I am quite happy to report…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

visit to tropical lei

Took a trip to the lei tuesday evening at around 10:30pm. Havent been there in a while but i see they did some nice changes to the club. Still some good looking women who work…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Decent Place for a First Timer

I've not been to many clubs. Christie's is my first, but it's been a good enough experience to keep me coming back again and again. Most of the women there are quite friendly, but there…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

Totally worth it

So, I went back to my regular strip club. It was around 8.30 PM on a Saturday. The place was full. There were about 15 dancers. Found a place to sit after someone else got…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Cute dancers, boring dances and atmosphere.

I stopped by this club on a recent weeknight around 10PM. Four dancers were on shift and only two customers were in the audience. All of the dancers were decent looking. I…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Not bad

Went to this place on a Saturday night. There is plenty of parking in the area. The place is kinda hard to see from the street and I drove right past it. The place is…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Total tourist trap

Total tourist trap. Lap-dances are 30 bucks, all nude, no touching is enforced. Girls are low quility - bad boob jobs, many of look like trailer trash, no seducting skills. You would expect them to look better…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Showing improvement

This club has been getting a tad bit better, mainly because of the dancers. Still somewhat sketch location, I think its fine though, open till 6am most nights i think. Admission is $20, discount coupon…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Now for something different....but solidly good

Sexy dancers, lots of nude and topless sexy woman waking around. Not pushy for dances, but if you sit rail side be prepared to tip your 2 dollar bills given as change at the…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Amazing!!

All the extraordinary “you can’t afford this” opulance of a South Beach “UltraLounge.” The cover will be at least $30 if you show a local ID, considerably more if you don’t, and the girls don’t…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

First timer

I went here with a friend on a Wednesday evening. The club was clean from the out side and when we got there, a bus pulled up to let out about 6-8 dancers. Most of…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Very hot and talented dancers

Haven't been here in years but I randomly decided to check it out and it hasn't changed (which is a good thing). The drinks are reasonably priced for a strip club and they definitely…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheaper than backpage and an AMP with beer to boot

Came back looking for the same little spinner who took care of me last time. She was here as she is most days and tied for the hottest girl in the club with another…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

not my type

It's a nice brand new building (after an arson fire). It was my first and only visit. I like clubs where you can fantasize about falling in love with the girl-next-door and…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

avoid the new girl

After a few months of traveling for work, I found myself back in Indy with time to kill so after hearing from a fellow tusclr I thought I would give it a shot. A…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I like the vibe during the day, sometimes the stunners don't show up until 2 or 3 pm

It's very laidback and nice during the day here. Girls are very friendly, and there are some gorgeous spinners here, as well as a healthy mix. I'm partial to big boobs, but there are a…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Not Bad

I went there back in July on Lingerie night which wasn't as sexy as I had hoped. But the place never gets really active until 4pm. Noon-3pm is very boring and most of the girls…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

I was the only one there!

Came into BT Det around 1pm last Tuesday. Sat at a booth and ordered lunch from waitress. They have some great specials on drinks and food right now. With a $20 or more tab, you…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

What was I Thinking

For some strange reason, with limited time, I decided to try Trumps instead of my favorite, PH. The newly remodeled club is nice, bartender very good with a pour, dancers were limited and average. The…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Never fails to please me

This is one club that never fails to please me. The dancers are amazing. Most are gorgeous around 8-9, some 10. Some of the dancers are really great with the dances and can go a long…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Great Time

Stopped by again on a recent trip through Lansing. Had a great time observing some good looking gals, and indulging in a lap dance or two. Arrived at open as I have in the past.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Best club experience I've had so far

I got here early evening on a Tuesday and was greeted immediately by a server who made sure I got a decent spot. Before I even sat down, a gorgeous dancer was at my table…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Decent club

Went to caddy because I needed a change of scenery. The club is great in my opinion but you money might not go as far here. The bar has 6 dollar beers which is pretty…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

ebony inn is still okay.

Saturday afternoon got there close to 5 . It wasn't open. I was informed they have new hours. I dont lnow why though. Left and came back hour lster. Not a lot…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Better Than I Expected

This club is very small. It reminds me of a dive bar with a room in the back for dances. I got here in the afternoon around 1 and there weren't many dancers ready. There…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Been to better

Pulled into Cowboys around 1pm on a Friday. You go in in the back of a shopping center which I liked because it is discreet. Not sure what this place is like at night though…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Par for the course

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends after a long day of bar crawling. Drink prices were pretty standard iirc, as were prices for dances. My memory's a little hazy, but…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First time in months

Stopped in for the first time in months and after whatever reported raid they had. The place looked the same, but a lot of the fun attitude had been toned down. The girls…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Arrived approx 5:30 after work, traffic was bad and did not want to sit in it on the way home

Arrived approx 5:30 after work, traffic was bad and did not want to sit in it on the way home. Door guy was pleasant, said there were a couple girls working and went back…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Mardi Gras madness

Came here during Mardi Gras with a group of guys for a bachelor party. Don't remember the exact time we arrived, but it was definitely before midnight. Drink prices were about what you'd expect to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Same ol' Mons

Decided to stop by Mons last night to see what's changed; it appears that very little has changed ... and that's not a bad thing. I arrived at about 12:30, paid my $20, and headed toward…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

It Was Cool

I went to Onyx with a few of my boys. Initially, we were looking to go VIP, but saw that if you ordered a bottle you could get a table pretty close to the stage.…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Must have been an off night...

Every club must have an off night. I have been here before and raved about it (see my other review) but this Tuesday night was sadly disappointing. We got to the club and…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Better last time

Went to the game Saturday and needless to say had a few adult beverages. Was not ready to call it a night so after parting with friends went to Camelot to check out the beauties.…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Long Wait - Worth it!

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and sat around for about 45 minutes before a dancer ever took the stage, while I waited the "shot girl" came to sit next to me a tell me…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

$2 Tuesday is great in theory, but it needs some help.

This might be the weirdest review I've written about a strip club yet. I decided that I'd swing by on a $2 Tuesday to see how the club was since I hadn't been there…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

(sighs)lol

i went here ONCE when i lived in MARYLAND. back in 2013 or 2012? idk. . so this review from 2013 idk how it is 2015 but im sure there are reviews. saw this club when…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lil Darlings Friday night

Another trip to Vegas; another trip to Little Darlings. My luck was for shit at the tables, so I figured if I am going to throw money away I might as well do it…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

play time

Wandered into the club the other day. Was greeted by a dark skin dancer named "Baby" A beautiful girl who apparently is a trained dancer. Her DD were enough to convince me to go to…

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Steelers will beat Patriots......

Any takers? I'll bet a six-pack of Iron City Beer. What do I win? Some Boston "crab" cakes?

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NYC Crew: Scandals Alumni?

Long shot, obvs, but have any of you guys encountered some of the girls from Scandals since they closed? Assuming some of my favs are still dancing and didn't get, you know, deported.

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unexpected extras

I'm not generally not an extras guy. I don't go to clubs for that. I just like to touch beautiful women while they grind on my dick. I have got extras 3 times ( 2 blow jobs and a hand…

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These people vote?

I hope this was a set up, but in reality, I doubt it. https://www.youtube.com/embed/bYhTFz_SGw0

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What do you wear when jizzing in your pants?.....

Depends?

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For the man who has every thing. :)

https://www.getfifi.com/

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“Looking for free”

To piggyback on LDK's “spend something” thread. I sometimes hear dancers complain that guys that don't tip on stage are “looking for free” - even more so in clubs where dancers do a club-wide tip-walk and expect every custy to tip…

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Topless Maids

After js69's thread i googled topless maids and came up with this story. Ellen Degeneres and Matthew Perry called a topless maid service. The video is in the story. Hilarious... http://www.laweekly.com/news/topless-maids-van-goes-viral-via-ellen-degeneres-sami-ammari-defends-eyesores-2388420

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Anybody ever used a topless maid service?

http://dailym.ai/1EOjYWj

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OT: Now that's what I call tinkle-down economics!

Here's a story of a guy who was an appliance repairman before becoming a politician! But the twist is that he was out on a repair call when he pissed in the homeowners cup! Seriously non-brilliant! I think we had a…

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dahlia from synn

does anyone know where dahlia from synn in COI works at now?

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Serious Topic on Try'n Too Hard

Ok, so now I'm not joking. I was told I was trying to hard. After reading these boards I felt like I hit the sweet spot for OTC. Poor as area, the girls ehh 7 tops. Now I have "given…

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Try'n Too Hard

I'm no RBD (not yet anyway) but I have dropped a pretty penny and a few $1,000 at a local dive. Despite what Dougster says, it isn't easy to pay hookers for sex. I'm living proof of that. Like the…

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Ten Things That I Love

Ten Things that I love: I love: 1. Anticipating an OTC date with a new stripper "girlfriend." Especially if I think she might be a DS. 2. The feel of my dick rubbing against the walls of a…

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Final Reminder of Saturday's Meet Up in Detroit

In case you've been under a rock or inside a stripper for the past two months and have been oblivious to your surroundings, there is a tuscl meet up this Saturday at Penthouse in Detroit. Some of us are…

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Collection fund for jester214

Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy. I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400…

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skill, luck or a guaranteed easy fuck ?

What kind of clubbing experiences do you enjoy ? Its obvious due to our variety of locations, clubs and personality s we either are forced, have adopted, traveled or LOVE how we club I grew up clubbing in no touch clubs and…

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OT: A change for the better

A lot of my previous relationships have ended because I cheated on the girl I was with. It was frustrating because the girls I was with were decent looking, but I couldn't stop myself from cheating. I just love sex…

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Was this one of the TUSCL regulars?

A cross eyed guy was caught masturbating in a Burger King! Not a brilliant move! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-burger-king_55ef2690e4b093be51bc5f50 I'm betting that it's either the guy behind the lion or the angry guy!

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What John Smith will be wearing at the Detroit TUSCL meet up......

http://www.israel-catalog.com/sites/default/files/products/images/bulletproof-vest-body-armor-plate-carrier-level-iiia.jpg

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do buy her a drink or not to buy her a drink, this is the question?

Of course im not buying drinks for every dancer but im pounder it for the girl i will spend my time with for that visit How do y'all feel about this subject ?

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The Tami-Lynn Factor

On Saturday I met a new dancer who could become my favorite. This girl is only 21 and has long blonde hair, natural D tits, a small waist, and a nice round ass. Her face is very…

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Great insight into a strippers mindset

Phantomgeek brought up a great point on a strippers mindset. Good looks will get a dancer in the door but the mindset is what keeps them coming back. As a dancer you know your working literally for every dollar you…

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Nice Guys

An excellent article http://cavemancircus.com/2011/10/24/nice-guy-syndrome-what-it-is-and-why-you-should-kill-it-with-fire/

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15 WOMEN WHO LOOK INSANELY GOOD FOR THEIR AGE

Salma Hayek, 48, and Christie Brinkley, 61, look the best to me. http://www.playboy.com/galleries/women-who-look-good-for-their-age/slide-13?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=girls&utm_campaign=cougars

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Rapper Dex Osama Still Dead

http://time.com/4024604/detroit-rapper-dex-osama-shot-dead/

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Giving Thanks

I think many, probably most, middle aged and older men who don't frequent strip clubs (and some who do) just hope to fuck something above a 6, but would easily settle for a 4-5 if they had to (maybe a…

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Detroit - Stagnation Effect

The Detroit Downfall. This should probably be an article but I thought I would post it here instead. As several of you know me, I travel a great deal and have been to clubs all over the United States and Canada.…

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Hope Diva's doing OK...it looks rough behind bars

http://thestockmasters.com/files/u3/girls_in_prison.jpg

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CF Breakup

Think I'm gonna drop my CF. No real problem, just bored with her. Issue is she is kinda the club bitch and I'm afraid I'll get blackballed or at least the other strippers will be reluctant to be seen with…

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Just for you ass men. :)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ePG6zUYvUZg

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We all have different tastes.....in women.

Judging by the JohnSmith DS thread, we all have different tastes in women. What I want to know is who are the top 3 hottest women in entertainment to you right now? Not top three of all time, top 3 right…

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sexting strippers

If you get sexted by someone you don't wanna sext with, did you just get molexted?

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You better tip her afterwards

What's the best mileage you've ever gotten in a lapdance? I'm not talking about VIP, just a lapdance. Mine might be tame compared to some of you guys, but a couple of instances come to mind. One time at a club in…

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Strip club goals

It is labor day and the year will soon be over. Did you set any strip club goals this year you have yet to achieve? Write them down, review them, focus on them and achieve them. What you focus on expands. …

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NEW TO THIS

just made this a few days and ppl are calling me fake bc I wont post a photo...its called privacy & confidentiality... I don't have pics bc I don't want ppl to match my face to what I say...I really…

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2015 NFL Season Discussion

well, the season starts on thursday. dang, this always reminds me of alucard, he was a huge football fan. RIP. any thoughts? predictions? for once, i'm optimistic about the vikings. i like the direction our team is headed in. that said, we…

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My first squirter

Late yesterday afternoon there was not a lot of dancer choices due to the Labor Day weekend. So I had to lower my standards a bit in order to get some good dances. An old favorite stopped by. She had…

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OT the biggest threat to the US is what does it matter?

Over half the population votes for people with no plan to set budgets, no sense of doing what is right, so really if people don't care if our future is screwed, maybe it doesn't matter to them. Actually they…

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Man shot and killed at Detroit strip club, no arrests

Thankfully, not at the Penthouse Club. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/17114483-story

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Ordinarily I Don't Want a One Way Contact Dance

But in her case I think I'd make an exception. http://www.youporn.com/watch/9264612/homemade-stripper-gives-him-lap-dance-handjob-cumshot/?from=search_full&pos=2

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Getting caught

Getti g caught masterbating is so funny. Here are the top 10 movie scenes of getting caught https://youtu.be/ns2ILhL9btY

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OT @the ex-mrs. mail order bride san_jose_guy

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where…

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If there was a parallel Universe....

....and Al Davis had owned the Patriots instead of the Raiders, his slogan would be "Just Cheat Baby"

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Shut the fuck up wildebeest boy aka Dougster

If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for the rest of your short life.…

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So JohnSmith69

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be transmitted from hairless ape to…

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More breaking news....

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Best city for value for the dollar

There are 4 which really come to mind 1. Toronto. Escorting and spas at all inclusive at 100-160 per half hour and. The women are gorgeous. Bbbj at a strip club should run you $80 plus dance cost. $20…

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What does the DS look like?

What does the DS look like? I will never post a picture of her. But this'll give you an idea. In my not so humble opinion, the following young woman is incredibly hot and erotic looking. That's why she's…

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CAN I BE A STRIPPER WITH AN AVERAGE BODY ?

I seriously want to be a stripper and my body is not the best out there but its not bad either. I'm a 34D , and my butt is average likes its not little but its not like huge its…

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News Flash:

Patriots announce the hiring of IME and Rick Dugan as "ball" boys to ensure Tom Brady's "balls" are perfect before each game.

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Domination Lapdance

First time experience for me. A girl who just came back from vacation talked me into it. I asked what would I get out of that? She said "A lot of fun." So I said yes to that and we went…

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Brilliant antidote to the just_the_nuts post!

www.youporn.com/watch/9864025/ultimate-cumshots-the-best-kind-of-reward/ In this video the focus is on sexy women, as it should be given that the majority of us are straight males! (and a brilliant lesbian and a few strippers, though I don't know if they'll like this!)

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STD Testing Your Strippers

I hate condoms and I desperately want to fuck my strippers bareback. But I never have, except for the DS, cause I don't want to catch something that'll make my dick fall off. So for girls that I…

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A bad day at work is better than a good day fishing

https://youtu.be/VveNHLZaECw

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OT MIT engineer gives forgot2wipe run for his money hasn't showered in 12 years

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083039/pg1 apparently no gf either. I think if I didn't shower, my body oils would dissolve all kinds of things on contact. Already dissolving paints on phones and keypads

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OT Apparently the US wasn't happy with too much peace, we seem to be at war with

Don't worry crazy joe, I didn't tell them you were Martian http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083082/pg1 Apparently we are in a stalemate. Well until they find out we have a secret massive psionic weapon called the Korbomite device.

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anyone go clubbing this weekend?

lots of irregulars out. I kept getting other customers talking to me. Saw some dancers I hadn't seen before which I enjoyed. I'm not interested in talking to other strange guys in a club very much. most serious hobbiests don't say anything…

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A Papi_Chulo mission, should he chose to accept it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Vb6vjLIZ4 Saw this on facebook. Looks like a job for Papi_Chulo! Heads or Tails 766 E 25th ST. Hialeah, Florida BTW, might be better if named "Head or Tail".

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Brady Balls

rickdugan PMed me about playing with Brady balls after a hard evening of stroking bouncers and greasing managers! Doesn't surprise me one bit.

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OT: Late Night Stephen Colbert

Any predictions if the new Late Night with Stephen Colbert will be a hit with viewers? I think Colbert is a comedic genius and the Colbert Report was some of the best TV comedy ever. I'm hopeful his brand of…

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Brilliant! Pornhub is giving out a scholarship!

And it apparently does not require being a sexy 18-year old willing to take a cock up your asshole! www.cnbc.com/2015/09/03/charitable-pornhub-offering-college-scholarship.html But I'm sure that liking a cock up the ass or being willing to give the CEO of Pornhub a nice rimjob…

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Getting my pockets picked

It happened to me twice at Follies by the same dancer. Her name is Angie and she is a petite Puerto Rican. The first time it happened I didn't know which dancer had done it. I was missing $50 in…

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Best part of my night

I really enjoyed watching this drunk fat civvy girl sexually harass the bouncers. Considering how often I see them paw the dancers, it was fun seeing a female customer push a bouncer's limits. The actual clubbing was okay, cheap because…

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nice picks of tits and ass of hot strippers

http://goo.gl/xPSpPJ

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She had a tattoo

It said Crazyjoe was here

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Tuscl names that I wish I had chosen

Ever see a tuscl name that you wish you'd chosen? This is the one I'd like to have: PotHeadPL https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=202314 Second choice, Hugh_G_Rection https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=171311

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Epic entertainment at the club

I was at the club last night and a guy in a white polyester suit was talking the bouncers ear off. I walked up to get change and i overheard the guy in th suit askinf the bouncer if he…

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I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine

Flipped over to ESPN and saw Chris Evert. She's 60 yo. Will be 61 in two months. Damn. How is she still so hot. Did she have a boob job. Def bigger than when she played.

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How long do you let "Maybe" ride?......

JS made me think of this. If you want OTC, how many visits do you put up with the girl saying "maybe"? Are you impatient, or have you a liking for the girl in the club, and are willing to…

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Steel Wheels and Mexican Hookers

That image from the film adaptation of "Like Water for Chocolate" sticks in my mind. It is the girl, one of the 4 sisters, being set up in a rail box car, and the polite and appreciative men who…

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Shopping Tonight?

I've been running my system on potential DS2. Tonight we either close the deal on an OTC date or I give up. She's new and I believe that she's never done this before, so I've been going slow.…

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Complementing a sexy lioness on her shoes

My friend rickdugan and developed the system and shared it with you. I would think that you would be a bit more grateful. I wanted to emphasize the importance of complementing all females on their shoes, be they hairless ape, lioness,…

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McDonalds has some great items in other countries.....

Well some of them at least.... http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-foreign-mcdonalds-menu-items.php

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Never Pay in Advance

The best advice I ever received on TUSCL was, "Never pay in advance." Here is a perfect illustration from a recent review of the Penthouse Club in Detroit" "There were about 15 dances working, which was pleasant surprise considering it…

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so how many of you guys have tried this mighty assault weapon?

The bug assault rifle? http://bugasalt.com/ Just saw a commercial for it on the history channel. Lizards must be eating all the flies around my house. I haven't seen any in years at home. looks like a fun gun. anyone tried it?

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Confession

I can understand the Bruce Jenner controversy. I must confess, I was once a man trapped in a woman's body, but then my mother gave birth.

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make it rain $20s !

https://instagram.com/p/7QDbfONQUA/

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Columbus 2AMer.

COLUMBUS (WCMH) — One person was shot overnight at a northeast Columbus strip club. According to Columbus police, the shooting happened shortly before 1 a.m. at Nick’s Cabaret at 2210 East Dublin-Granville Road. One person was taken to Riverside Hospital in critical…

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can't trust a stripper

https://instagram.com/p/7Pjz90tQfp/