Moral Dilema
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Jump to latestIf he or she really had moral standards he would have "refused" and just kept it to him or herself instead of posting a "humble brag" on social media.
Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product youhave! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my sixties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My inconsiderate and uncaring wife started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started to be a pain in the neck. On thing led to another and somehow I ended up with her blood on my new white shirt! I grabbed a bottle of TIDE with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me the DNA tests on my shirt were negative and then my attorney called and told me that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my wife. What a relief! Getting ready for retirement is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you
An old you but a goody..
An oldy but a goody... Damn spell check!
I hope the sex was good because Ajax already exists numbnuts lol
Is this how OxiClean gets promoted?
Billy Mays is rolling in his grave.
Subtle - nice joke there.
Brilliant stuff!


What's the dilemna?