Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008

What a waste of gas and money

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elpasobeefcake
Mar 31, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Lucky for me there was nobody at the front desk when I walked in. I stood there for a couple minutes then decided to just sit down, so I don't know what the cover would've been. I watched a couple girls dance and eventually one came up to me and asked if I wanted a dance. I said yes and she took me to the back of the small club; did I mention the place is small. Very small, very dark. She asked me which package I wanted and I said the 3 song for $41 one. Only because I wanted to see how the dances were. The next song started and that's when she explained to me that the rules are that during the first two dances they talk to you and the third one they actually dance. I didnt come to a stripclub to talk! #!*($(*)*!#!!!! So I made small chitchat, even though I didnt want to, and finally the third song came on. I was very dissapointed. She never really sat on my lap, just put her knees up on my legs facing me and gyrated. No grinding. I actually got bored and probably shouldve just stopped her. Never going back here.

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