How much to tip the bouncer

Dur_Flush
To ensure the safety of the dancers and the satisfaction of my constituents I usually over tip the dance. Example let's say I buy 10 dances in all for a round of "fun" for my group at the price of $200. I would then tip the bouncer $400 to secure the services rendered.
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last commentDon't you mean how much to fuck the bouncer?
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I still think this is Shailyn posting as Juice making fun of Dugan.
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So to summarize:
You drastically overtip at the stage: $20 vs $1-2
You dramatically overtip waitresses and bartenders: drink price vs $1-2
You ridiculously overtip bouncers: $400 vs $0-20
Are we supposed to be impressed that you have more dollars than sense?
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This guy also over tips at KFC and McD;s
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He's overcompensating for something. ;)
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This is a joke right... where's the camera??
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He must be a bouncer.
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Am I being puked? where's ashton?..LOL
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DO NOT tip the bounce, UNLESS, you are tipping him to "take a hike" & suffer memory loss in the private room / VIP / CR. Instead, tip the dancer and let HER take care of the bouncer, if needed.
The bouncer works for the dancer (IMO and IME). Let her handle him, if needed. Again, IME.
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No, Butters, nobody's puking you :)
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Dominic 77 makes a solid point about tipping the hired guns as well. This will need be for another thread but, I will confess that I will tip healthy gratuity
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This guy is way too focused on the bouncer's tip. Look away. Look away.
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There is only one place I tip the bouncer and that is so he forgets to keep track of the time. $20 is all it takes.
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Greases the bathroom troll in $50's and $100's too.
But Probably stiffs the valet...
Strip club etiquette 101.
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What happened to big tall boner boy what have you done to him.
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I tip $10 each trip to VIP when at PHC which is voluntary. PHC is a very nice club so just comes with the territory.
My hometown club is probably considered the nicest in the city, but their VIP set-up doesn't really call for tipping anyone when heading back.
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Less than the dancers, for sure! (If at all!!) The dancers are the reason you are in a SC.
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Yeah, this is someone who knows the board having fun with it.
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Hillarious responses !
It's obvious the OP is one of us TUSCLer and is trolling with ID Dur_Flush.
The amounts are kept at ridonkulous levels to get attention and prompt responses.
Back to OP - I tip bouncers, managers when they do something that gets me the dancer I want. Happens occasionally.
But I'm now looking forward to these posts:
How much to tip the DJ. (of course you tip per song - and about $3 for a 3 minute song, $4 for a 4 minute song).
How much to tip the Cook. (I guessed it - you tip price of the fillet mignon if that's what you are eatin)
.... and drum roll
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"No, Butters, nobody's puking you :)"
Brilliant!
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"This guy is way too focused on the bouncer's tip. Look away. Look away."
Double brilliant!
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To der flush ae you a bathroom troll that was denied a promotion in your club or an aspiring bouncer.
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WTF? I have never tipped a bouncer at all. I tip dancers, waitresses, etc... but would only tip a bouncer if it was a situation of here's a $5 so get lost. But if that was often needed I would reconsider of where I went clubbing to begin with.
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