How much do you tip the bidet attendant?

Thanks for the heads up!

Ace post Dur_Flush!

I almost spit out my coffee laughing! I think you're tipping appropriately for clean balls and taint! Remember, non-funky balls = brilliant! ;)

$10 Dur_Flush is really 4got

I promise it's not me! Trust me, if I had thought of this I wouldn't have posted it as somebody else!

Depends is the water warm or cold.

$1 per piss visit. Would call it a night before having to do a #2 at a strip club.

Does the bidet dispense Listermint?

Guess what kind of tip Crazyjoe leaves

If your balls are getting funky you have more to worry about than how much to tip the bidet attendant.

Hygiene is of the Up most importance to me and my constituents

I did grab a peppermint one time (in a wrapper). I might have tipped $2 that time.