How much do you tip the bidet attendant?

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Dur_Flush


If I think my balls are getting funky I usually tip the bidet attendant at least $50 to operate the bidet! Then I walk out all fresh and clean, ready for a brilliant rim job from a hot girl! ;)

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georgmicrodong
9 years ago
Thanks for the heads up!
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
Ace post Dur_Flush!

I almost spit out my coffee laughing! I think you're tipping appropriately for clean balls and taint! Remember, non-funky balls = brilliant! ;)
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shailynn
9 years ago
$10 Dur_Flush is really 4got
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
I promise it's not me! Trust me, if I had thought of this I wouldn't have posted it as somebody else!
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Depends is the water warm or cold.
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maho
9 years ago
$1 per piss visit. Would call it a night before having to do a #2 at a strip club.
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Does the bidet dispense Listermint?
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Guess what kind of tip Crazyjoe leaves
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twentyfive
9 years ago
If your balls are getting funky you have more to worry about than how much to tip the bidet attendant.
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Dur_Flush
9 years ago
Hygiene is of the Up most importance to me and my constituents
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maho
9 years ago
I did grab a peppermint one time (in a wrapper). I might have tipped $2 that time.
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