How much do you tip the bidet attendant?



If I think my balls are getting funky I usually tip the bidet attendant at least $50 to operate the bidet! Then I walk out all fresh and clean, ready for a brilliant rim job from a hot girl! ;)

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  • georgmicrodong
    9 years ago
    Thanks for the heads up!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Ace post Dur_Flush!

    I almost spit out my coffee laughing! I think you're tipping appropriately for clean balls and taint! Remember, non-funky balls = brilliant! ;)
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    $10 Dur_Flush is really 4got
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    I promise it's not me! Trust me, if I had thought of this I wouldn't have posted it as somebody else!
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    Depends is the water warm or cold.
  • maho
    9 years ago
    $1 per piss visit. Would call it a night before having to do a #2 at a strip club.
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Does the bidet dispense Listermint?
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Guess what kind of tip Crazyjoe leaves
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    If your balls are getting funky you have more to worry about than how much to tip the bidet attendant.
  • Dur_Flush
    9 years ago
    Hygiene is of the Up most importance to me and my constituents
  • maho
    9 years ago
    I did grab a peppermint one time (in a wrapper). I might have tipped $2 that time.
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