The complex job of a bathroom troll

You probably thought, like me, that the services of the bathroom troll were limited to such critical functions as squeezing soap in your hand, handing out paper towels, keeping a bowl full of mints, and rubbing a lint roller over your clothes. Certainly these many tasks alone are enough to give any professional troll a sense of pride and accomplishment about his life's work.

However, recently at a club I discovered a new bathroom troll task. This job really is quite challenging beyond anything that we can imagine. The task I'm talking about involves the troll reaching down by your crotch while you wash your hands. It's not obvious why he does this so I had to ask.

Does anybody want to guess what the troll is doing? Hint: it's not any type of sexual service. There is not enough weed in the world for me to allow any sex act with any guy, let alone the bathroom troll. So get your mind out of the gutter.

This guy showed great initiative in developing this additional service. It was easily worth a $1 tip. He would've been my fav bathroom troll but unfortunately the 100 year old guy who sleeps half the time at Follies already occupies that coveted position