Spearmint Rhino
15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411

An Afternoon Visit

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lopaw
Mar 31, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Started out my day in the SFV visiting a couple of other clubs, but they were so dead that I didn't stay in any of them more than a few minutes. By the time I hit SRVN it was close to 3pm which is still pretty early. My previous experiences with SRVN were hit or miss - either I had a huge payoff, or I felt like I'd made a journey into stripclub hell. I definitely have a love/hate relationship with this club. I rolled the dice and paid the $12 cover (it went up again) to try my luck.

I walk in and immediately feel better - my fave bartender is working. We hug & chat for a bit, as I look around to see where the 9 dancers that the doorguy told me are there are. I notice about 5 guys sitting at the bar, and nobody out on the main floor. Of course there is no one on stage either. I'm starting to get a sinking feeling in my gut, but I take my soda and stroll on down to the stage area and take a seat. Just as I was wondering if I should just get up and make a run for it, I see a very pretty young brunette heading my way. She comes over and we start to chat. We chatted for a really long time - she made my whole adventure worthwhile. Meanwhile more dancers & PL's are arriving so the place is getting a bit busier. I know that I fuckoe'd every guy in there that was leering for my new hot dancer friend, and when they eventually called her to stage, the rail filled with hopefuls. I thought to myself "the jokes on you, boys....she's MINE!" After her set she returned to me and eventually we did go for dances, and those dances were superb. By then it was getting late and traffic looked decent so I headed out.

In the time that I sat with the hot brunette I did notice about 5 or 6 dancers wandering around. They averaged in the 7 - 8 range in the afternoon, which isn't bad at all. Although the cover went up again, if you catch the right girl here it can be worth your while. They are also starting a mild "buy the lady a drink" hustle, but compared to the places in the COI it is very mild in comparison. Many of the dancers still have a very bad tendency to hide in the DR, especially when it's not wall to wall customers. Management also tends to leave the stage w/o dancers for very long stretches of time. When you have an empty stage and the strippers hiding in the DR, how are you supposed to see if there is anyone that you want to lap? I hope that they get their shit together and get this club back to it's previous good reputation.

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