After 15 years, I can always count on Mons to be the same...

There's a reason why Mons is known around the country as one of the best...because you always know what you're going to get. Amazingly hot naked women asking you for dances over and over and over again. So for all the newbies, I always give the same advice...make sure to say no to every girl that comes up to you in the first 30 minutes.

You will think the hottest girl in the place is asking you for a dance, but then comes the next girl...and the next. Hold your horses and wait it out a minute. It's kind of like how they taught defenses about going against Barry Sanders. If you miss him, stay right there because he will be right back! That's how it is here and why you must check out the scenery.

Another thing that shocks everyone is that there is no private area...in fact, you may be getting dances while there are guys sitting to the left and right of you. But let me tell you, it has never bothered me once due to the talent.