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Dancer ethical dilemma

What are the ethical standards that govern this situation? Dancer A comes up to sit with random customer. She hangs with him for three songs. He doesn't buy her a drink. They just talk. The guy seems…

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The Struggle is Real

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBe-WiZNQRNRNm4bH91shFl5Ks1zBc6CkiMKNo0/ Next time tip your strippers

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Honest ? Are you guys addicted to strippers because your wives are bitches?

I am...

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Only an OK Place

I like the stage. it is an X with a white lit floor that allows you to see the nude dancer pretty well. There were only a few guys, plus one couple there when I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Living in perfect harmony

I had a commitment which placed me in the area and I had not been to bml in the daytime in a while. Decided to check things out and see a old fave. Well…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Another afternoon review

I haven't come here enough to be a regular, but It is the closest club near me with any kind of status. Most clubs won't have their best dancers working in the afternoon, this…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Trip report 12-29-15

This review is for an afternoon visit on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, the Tuesday between Christmas and New Year’s Day. The club had just re-opened the day before but the area was hit by a…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Once is enough here

I was staying in nearby St Charles for a concert at the Arcada Theatre [sic] by The Musical Box, a Genesis tribute band. Afterward I drove about 10 minutes north on IL 25 to…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Not what I expected

Well, What can I say about this place? Visit on a Saturday around 9-10pm... It seems to be on a major highway, Easy to find with a large parking lot with plenty of free parking…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Dope

So this spot is official! Plenty of parking on a Friday night and no cover charge. My group had a female in it and she had one hell.of a good time as did I. We…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens Cabaret, worth checking out.

Great discreet parking lot shared with The Doghouse Bar & Grill. Kittens has free admission until 7pm (one $5 drink required), you can come and go to the Doghouse to get your food and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

sucks

Didn't have the best experience here. Maybe because I'm spoiled now that I've visited various strip clubs from around new england and the west coast. Entrance price is reasonable. However, to get to the nude…

The Slipper Gentlemen's Club

Nashville, Tennessee

This club is now named Onyx

Club still there with a new name Onyx. Ten dollar cover charge. No alcohol. Cokes for sale. Some pretty hot girls a mixture of old, young, skinny, overweight, white and Latina.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

hb visit

Out to HB I did venture Seeking a grind, Needing drink mixtures Free parking and a ten-dollar cover fee the place dark and inviting enticing me me me Beers are cheap A buck fifty apiece Mixed drinks too At a price sure…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

cricket first time

In kind of a rut at Henry's so decided to check this club out. Much nicer club. Much less smoke. Great sound system. Could go just to watch music videos and have a beer. Girls.…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

tunnel of love

this is my favorite club to go to i been here more times then the other clubs in the area, i went back to see the dancer cherry, as noted in my previous review she…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good place to relax before flight

I've been to LS a number of times over the years and the dancers can be hit or miss. However, my last few visits have been consistent with quality dancers and and dances. I am…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Never disappoints

I have been to this club several times in the past and have reviewed it also several times - this place is great. Arrived on Friday for the matinee at around 1 pm.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

sunday afternoon

i use to come here a lot on Sunday afternoons a few years ago until the talent started to go down hill and they raised the prices on lap dances, but i decided to give…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Good Club but "Be Careful"

Stopped by this club thursday around 7 , paid a 5 cover and as soon as I sat down an AA sith several Tatoos on lower abd and legs with bright pink lipstick sat with…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Afternoon boredom

Stopped in around 4pm just after they opened. The only personable one was the bar girl. There were 3 dancers who did not seem too interested in engaging with customers but kept their focus on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Average girls, decent perks

Went to visit on Tuesday night. It was surprisingly busy. It is in a shady part of town but the parking lot was well lit and there was a cop car standing guard across the…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

bit far outside Chicago but better than the rest of Harvey

This place is more far way from Chicago than you would like though I usually go down there because the Chicago is pretty bad for SCs ... It is better than the nearby Club O…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

After the Blizzard

Just dropped by this Saturday about 11:30pm. I tried to get a pit beef before hand at Chap's down the road in the GGC parking lot, but they changed their hours to close at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Disappointment

Went there on a Tuesday night. I had limited expectations since it was a Tuesday night. Despite that I was in for a disappointment. The cover was $8. The club was almost completely empty. There…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Ok visit

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday afternoon. This club doesn't change a bit. I have been coming for 20 plus years and it is the same. Not the best or the worst…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Nice Place

Well it has been a long time since I have been to this stop but boy went there the 2 times in the last 2 weeks and man has things picked up. First trip…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Not too bad

Have not been to a club in Davenport in many, many years. Have an assignment where I will be visiting frequently so I'm going to try most of the clubs. First time here.…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Better than you would expect -

Pleasures is a good lower end club. You can’t beat full nude with full booze. I will probably go back on a future trip to Wichita. Nude women, beer was real cold…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Nice visit

My travels brought me back to this area for the first time in over 10 years. I really enjoyed the visit back then so I came back! The layout of the club has changed…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Just nasty

After reading reviews I stopped in for the high mileage potential. What an awful place. There were 2 women there. One black BUW was draped over a chair completely engaged on her…

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Tail of two clubs

So first off, this is really two different clubs owned by the same entity. At the end of the block, you have Little Darlings, old and true and standard OKC topless fair. Next…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Just Average

Stopped in during my Northern Indiana swing. They charged a cover even though it was early evening. The appearance of the club is an attempt to be high class. Lots of mirrors,…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

My honest review

The outside is still nothing attractive and neither is the inside. This place is a hole in the wall but I always liked how laid back it is. There's only 1 stage & it's inside…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Bouncers make this place a huge miss. Avoid.

I visited on a Saturday about 3 months ago for the first time. I got there about 7 in the evening, having nothing better to do as I was visiting the area. The place…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First and Last Time Going

I was in town for Mardi Gras but it's not what I expected. Mardi Gras was okay at best. I got to Passions at around 10:30 and I make my way up the grey staircase upstairs.The…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Very fun time

I got stranded by the weather last Wednesday... and since I was stuck in town overnight I figured I'd have some fun downtown. Honestly, SR didn't disappoint. I spent most of the evening…

ShowPark Market

Prague, Czechia

It was a Sunday; avoid Andrea!!

So, reading up on this place, I decided to give it a trip. Not very expensive to get in. Bar is off to the right with a small dance area. Girls' rooms on opposite sides.…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Best of the old school

I don't like glitz, polish, or skinny girls, so Flashers is perfect. The parking lot out back is basic and no one asked me for a dime. Staff at the door is friendly…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Hot dancers

Great club. The location ois kind of strange since its by the airport with nothing else aroiund it but the quality of the girls and the place makes up for it. the girls…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Hell to the Naw!

I used to visit this place years ago, but now it has totally gone to the crapper. The VIP does not have any privacy anymore. It has beads for a curtain over the entire area.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Good stuff

I was in NF with some buddies at the casino and we decided to check out the ballet. There was a lot of dancers on most were at least an 8. We had…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts trip review

Stopped in a few weeks ago for a beer and a quickie. Parking lot had a lot of cars the cover was $5 and beer plus tip at $8. Watched a number of dancers none…

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I made Google my bitch.

I was able to get two companies ranking front page of Google in due time without using PPC. This is more bad ass than anything you can do in the business world especially in one of the industries im in.…

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First night dancing.

I might have, for the first time, met a dancer on her first night ever dancing tonight. I've met lots of dancers who say it's their first night. Usually they mean "first night at that club." Once or twice they…

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Tampa 2AMer; literally

1 dead, 7 injured at Club Rayne. Shooting happened around 2AM. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tampa-strip-club-shooting-leaves-one-dead-7-injured-police-n512741

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What do you guys think of her?

http://content.thehun.net/2006/2006828_A_brunette_spreading_from_Milan.html Full gallery here: http://content.thehun.net/2006/2006828_A_brunette_spreading_from_Milan.html Nice eyes but wish they were blue

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VIP room prices?

What's the difference between a $150 or $200 VIP room and 5 or $600 VIP room for an hour? What are you doing for $600? Assuming no sex?

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For Chessmaster

Yes/No ? http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Destiny_cd/5201348/164194052/_n4gb13V0eo1qivd1ao1_250.gif

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The queen of Snapchat is dead

www.nydailynews.com/enertainment/gossip/playboy-model-katie-critical-condition-stroke-article-1.2520757 Very sad. She was hot as fuck too.

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Mr Sea's I'm in you neck of the woods

Visiting the Space Museum

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Watch the video.

http://www.local10.com/news/local-10-investigates/prostitutes-faster-than-pizza-in-hialeah?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Ferrari race car breaks auction record.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/12143556/1957-Ferrari-335-S-Spider-Scaglietti-breaks-auction-sale-for-racing-car-at-24.7-million.html

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NYC UP and COMING DANCER

I am a new up and coming Dancer. I've decided to make this a "Career" for a few years ( if I can handle it that long) in order to achieve some of my many goals ( starting a business,…

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Poetic Justice

A year or so ago, my CF's ex-boyfriend left me a voice mail, threatening to beat me to death. Apparently he objected to an "old pervert" fucking a 28-year-old stripper that he called his "fiancee." I did…

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Need Advice

So I'm going to the strip club tonight and earlier this week one texted me wanting me to get dances from her and just her. Another one texted me and said pretty much the same thing. I told them that…

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Valentine's Day Commercials

I think it started even earlier this year with the Valentine's Day ads by the jewelers and other companies who want you to spend tons of money to buy the one you love an expensive present. Do you guys who…

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Female PLs

I've now seen it. Female PLs that are just as bad as some of you. Maybe worse. They say they love me by the third message. They give me their phone number by the second message. They send…

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1 dead 7 injured in Tampa 2AMer.

(CNN)Gunfire erupted early Saturday morning inside a Tampa strip club, leaving one dead and seven injured as police hunted for answers. Police in the western Florida city first heard about the shooting in Club Rayne shortly after 2 a.m. Saturday. Officers…

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Did I beat shadowcat?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/06/seven-shot-at-florida-club-police-say.html

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Controversial strip club ad pulled from Texas State campus newspaper

Co-eds have to pay their tuition somehow. http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/84893917-story

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Massage

Thank God for loose women with questionable morals. One man's trash is certainly my treasure. I have completely gone to the dark side. I have no desire to return to traditional dating. I even had to stop going to a local bank branch because…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

Watch Out for the Snobby Girls

My girlfriends and I (three of us total) decided to check out the Silver Dollar Club on a Saturday night and were surprised that there was a $5 cover charge even for women. Apparently…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

1pm visit

Had a couple hours to kill in Providence and decided to check out what one of my favorite clubs is like when its still bright outside. I pulled into the lot and was sorta surprised…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

had some fun

After being in town thought I would try. Walked in the stage is surrounded by a bar no alcohol to get in 10 bucks drinks 5 got some singles first two dancers ehhh one was…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Middle of the road...

I never know how to review this club. Some people swear by it - to me it's just very middle of the road. I'm not crazy about the layout; the seats are all too low…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Like other reviewers, I'm not sure what to make of this SC

Not your typical SC. Pretty run down place, chairs are worn out, uncomfortable, etc. I heard the whole strip mall will be knocked down next year -- if that's the case it won't pay to…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Voluptuous women

I travel to Florida quite often for business and have visited about 6 – 7 different clubs in Tampa and Cocoa Beach area. My biggest complaint about all my prior experiences was the fact that…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Right in the fire

Ok so first visit to ebony inn (I wanted to go on a slow day to get a lay of the land). Unfortunately since it was a Friday it was super busy and hectic and…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

It was very meh

This club is decent for a small town in South Carolina. Lap dances are not $10 though. "Air dances" at the table are $20, and "lap dances" in the back room are $35. The back…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Afternoon and Evening visit

Went in at 4pm to kill time and there was no cover but you need to buy a drink so I got water for 2.75. The atmosphere was a tad slower than it is…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

California Girls Review

I dropped by the club in the early afternoon. The two drink minimum was not too bad considering the venue. Some girls were around when I got there but about thirty minutes later a new…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens 2016

I visited Kittens late on a Friday night and found it in a state I have never seen there before, Crowded! For the midnight to 1 hour most of the tables in the first…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Great Time this go around

I'm starting to enjoy coming here again. It was Thursday, night before the blizzard, around 8:30 and it was still techinically the afternoon shift. The place was packed, I'm guessing brawds were trying to…

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

Lingerie modelling

Not a strip club per se, but the only sex-themed institution in the area (Northeast corner of MA). They sell you a gift card for lingerie, etc., then you get a fashion show. Fairly low-key,…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

It's been a while

It's been over two years since I last visited the Lace and in that amount of time not much has changed. Sure girls come and go buy some of my favorites were still there. They…

BMGC (previously Club Rayne)

Tampa, Florida

8 people shot

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/84997281-story No reviews. 8 people shot. Avoid. This. Place. Tampa area clubs do not have a good security system in place. I have never been patted down at any club. Please be well aware of your surroundings…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Lonely Monday night

Went to the club around 7;15 on a Monday night and wasnt sure how many dancer to expect. Ive been there before on weeknights and it varies. Tonight, there was 2-3 dancers and one leaving…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Hit or miss

I am reviewing this club after three visits on trips for work. First a description of the club , it looks up scale, lots for chars and tables around a main stage with a large…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Out with the boys

So...tonight was unplanned but after drinks and dinner a business associate in from Miami had the itch to hit up a strip club. After a short debate with the four of us over where to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

OMG, its true

Wow, finally went to Bogart after reading so many reviews. About twenty cars in the lot when I parked. Paid my $5 and got a ticket? Barmaid took my ticket with beer…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Neighborhood Bar... With Naked Chicks!

Genuinely, truly friendly dancers. Stages are well lit, music is decent, DJ is good and the place is really clean. Lap dances are set back from the main area for a little privacy, and there…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Never a bad time.

I've been here when it's dead and when it's hopping. If you're looking for a few good dances from a beautiful dancer, I've never had bad luck here. If you're looking for a party atmosphere,…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Seriously?

Nude on stage, bikini lap dances. Same prices as every other club in the area. Don't bother. If you're headed south, go to Tacoma. If you need to stay close, go to SEATAC. If you're…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Weird place

I stopped in here a few weeks back on a late Friday afternoon around 5PM and stayed till about 7:30 PM my visit here was enjoyable but strange. When I first got in…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Visited the place twice now

Visited the place twice now. First was a Saturday where they had more than 15 dancers. Couple of them really good looking. I used their hourly specials to get a couple…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Again

I hadn't been to follies in a while. I hadn't been to follies in the evening/night in a loooong time! The night time has changed since the last time I went to a night visit…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Expensive and pretty

I entered Rachel's on a Monday afternoon to meet a business colleague for a few drinks and knowing that we could sit in a table and discuss some things in private with no…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Little disappointed

A few weeks back I arrived at Deja Vu in City of Industry at about 6 PM. The place looks a little run down compared to many clubs, but it was OK overall. As I…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Unfortunately, still NO CURTAINS!!

I was just there yesterday (Friday). Decided to go by after a workshop in the area and see for myself if the curtains are back up. Arrived around 4:30pm; not many cars in…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Review

This place is still in a rut. Have been twice in recent weeks and it was real slow both times. Less than five customers. Two brazilian dancers, one of them is younger (looks early twenties),…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Again

I hadn't been to follies in a while. I hadn't been to follies in the evening/night in a loooong time! The night time has changed since the last time I went to a night visit…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

BallPark gone legit?

I went to Ballpark on 12/30 after a visit to pars Casino. Not been to park but knew it wasn't far from BP so I figured I would make a trip. Found the…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Ho Hum

Stopped by on a Saturday evening. The place is clean and looks good. It has a large bar area. There were about 7 ladies working. They ranged from a 5 to 7. Overall not bad.…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

PT REVIEW

Back on Thursday 8pm. $20 for the entry, its BYOB, but they also serve soda, juices, redbull and other drinks. I always reject the vip room wrist bend. it cost $35 at the door, but…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Back again at Sugar

Well, it's been awhile since I've been back to Sugar so I suppose it's time to go check it out. Parking lot seemed full which was promising, there are times I don't even bother…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Welcome back

Had been a while but I figured what the heck and I had tine to kill. Hit the club during the day. Still rough parkibg lot, kinda muddy for dress shoes, oh well. In past…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's is not what it used to be...

This was probably the strip club with the highest quality of dancers, but you have to go there at the right time. If its too early it might be dead like when I went, but…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Saturday afternoon visit

I paid another visit to this location. It's a bit difficult to locate since it is hidden behind a few buildings. The interior of the location is still basically the same. The bar is immediately…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

impressive....

After spending the evening at a nearby casino, my wife and I decided to spend some of our winnings in a non-conventional way. upon entering the club, we were very impressed with the atmosphere,…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Disease Infested?

I won’t feel offended if the moderator blocked my post, however, at least I would feel that I have done my part. Is this club disease infested? I have been thinking about writing this for…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Could be better

Decided to drop in here for an early afternoon. There were very few patrons, but a lot of girls working. A very skinny, but cute girl immediately grabbed me and made it hard to take…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

It was "Ok"

Was in town for work and had finished up the evening with nothing to do and stuck downtown due to free booze care of work. So, I made my way to the Bouzouki club.…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Average

I think "average" is the best way to describe this place. There are other clubs in the Baltimore area which outperform this place in any category such as danced quality, food, and atmosphere. With that said,…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Fun at Buck's FW

I've been here a few times before, and spoken with A*****, but I have missed out on her dances. The two she gave me today only made me want more. Very nice, sensual dance with…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another good visit

Was in Dallas for a few days and decided to visit one of my favorite clubs in the country late afternoon. What I like about Baby Dolls is that it is consistently good.…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Stopped on the way to the airport

Was in Austin for business and had heard about this place mostly from online Yelp reviews so decided to give it a try while I was on my way to the airport. The parking space…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Sunday afternoon delight

Stopped by for a late lunch in the hopes of getting a chance to see a few choice ladies. My server had an ok body but had horrible teeth. I almost left on…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Another great visit to Tootsies. I arrived in town for business, got my cheap rental car and proceeded to my hotel. I slept for a few hours got up showered and proceeded to Tootsies. When I arrived as…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Don't bother

This club has signs all up and down 75 and I finally decided to make a quick stop over enroute to sunny Florida from the Atlanta area. The place was not impressive but having…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Tried Lacy's again, Wow!

So I just entered a review for this club two weeks ago. I found myself having to change planes in Las Vegas again, so I arranged to spend the night. I had intended to visit…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

trill

If you are in or near the city it is well worth checking out this place. The environment seemed safe, the girls were beautiful and more than willing to put on a show.…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Old man's club

I stopped in about a month ago during the day. Club was busy, but in the afternoon it was full of retired guys, and about half that many girls. Not the most welcoming setup by any…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Back for the week

Went back to Uptown Cabaret after I had a business trip to Charlotte. Easy to get to. Went to watch the Cavs Hornets game then went straight here for an hour of fun. Got free…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

wednesday visit

This was my first time coming to the place. I really liked how the place was setup. I really like bikes and this places has it all bikes and girls what more could you ask…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Fairly fun time

This is a pretty good neighborhood club located in a safe area. Rectangular bar, the dancers dance three dances and then come around outside for tips. On my visit there were about 50 percent woc…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Saturday evening

When you park in the paved parking lot, and exit your vehicle, you will immediately smell the foul stench of the nearby waste treatment plant. It's not too bad, but definitely noticeable. The outside appearance…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Saturday

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Great visit, after a boring start. I'm used to weekday shift, Saturday afternoon was much busier. Dancer ratio wasn't my preference and first 30min were absolutely boring.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies in the 2016

After nearly two months away I returned to Follies earlier this week. I wanted to get there by noon, or a little after, in order to grab a high top. But, one of my…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Tuesday at the Cheetah

Had business in Atlanta and after lunch stopped by the Cheetah. It might not be Follies day shift (so I've heard) but it's usually not bad. Some cute girls working. And for a Tuesday afternoon,…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Nice reprieve from BBD

Went to the club on Thurs night and paid my $20. Walked in and pleasantly surprised that it was actually fairly clean and nice inside especially considering some of the all nude clubs I've…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Two recent visits

The layout of the club hasn't changed in a decade. It's a single room dominated by a thin, long stage that runs down the center. There are seats on both sides of the…

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Pastries on the Boobies

A delicacy

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Dont fuck with craxy

Or this could happen https://youtu.be/-E4OJj4L1OE

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Japanese porn

What is it with their stupid censorship? Like no one knows what is happening with a little distortion? I mean, Really?

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More human trafficking bull shit.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - A lawsuit filed this week contends the constitutional rights of workers at a Daytona Beach strip club are being violated by an ordinance on human trafficking awareness. "We're just trying to do our bit to help keep…

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Porch Drinking

Who has better beer Colorado or North Carolina http://www.porchdrinking.com/articles/2016/02/05/super-bowl-50-craft-beers-denver-broncos-carolina-panthers/

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Ever wonder what kind of houses NFL players live in?

http://www.worldlifestyle.com/trending/mansions-owned-nfl-players-2?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=NFL%20Mansions_US_MB&utm_term={keyword}

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The CDC says to use a condom to avoid the Zika virus.

What I want to know is how are you supposed to get it on the mosquito? :)

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This is for 4got2wipe

The dachshund system comes to Denver for puppybowl XII http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29481146/brocos-puppy-bowl-takes-over-terminal-at-dia

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Longest visit

Shadow and I were lamenting on the longest visit we've made to a club. What is your record?

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Calling out the dude SJG

I am calling the dude out and he needs to look in the mirror as he possesses many of the same traits that he so despises in others.. He considers any view of the world other than his own to…

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I am not rech dammit.

Why do people think I'm juice or rech. I am the original big tall boner boy. If you call silver mine subs from my cell phone the employees answer and say "is this boner boy?" I have had the…

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How to get a seat in a standing-room only club

Walk around the club and say occasionally, in a quiet conversational tone, "Think of your Grandma naked."

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Vegas tonight

I'm hosting an after party after the show tonight. If you're in Vegas come through, I might be able to get you in, PM for details. This is primarily for the younger crowd, you old farts won't be up past…

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Spinoff on one of ldk's polls.

Which do you avoid the most? A. Air dance club B. Black dive C. No alcohol/overpriced juice club D. Cheap extras club where most of the dancers look like dogs E. Other

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Here to Rech (and you) Having A Better Friday

Some funny shit - only 36 seconds long. http://youtu.be/zSi-yCV-gQ4

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Remember that crazy stripper story - Detroit to floridah?

Yeah it's now going to be made into a movie, and creepy James Franco plans to star and direct it. I could see Juice in the part of the PL boyfriend sitting in the hotel room the entire time. http://www.refinery29.com/2016/02/102661/james-franco-directing-zola-tweets

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Dancer says she was raped at strip club in Midtown[NYC]

A dancer at a Midtown strip club has alleged that she was raped Thursday night by a patron, police sources said. The unidentified 22-year-old woman who works at Vivid Cabaret on West 37th Street near 6th Avenue told cops that while…

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Houston 2AMer

Houston Police are investigating a shooting early Friday inside the bathroom at an area gentleman’s club involving a local rapper. According to reports from witnesses at the scene, the victim was in the restroom of Wonderland Gentlemen's Club in the 5600…

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Goat rapist on the loose in Floriduh.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433538/Elusive-goat-rapist-prowl-Florida-according-woman-says-three-animals-attacked-months.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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The Super Bowl Doesn’t Attract More Sex Workers. It Attracts More Police.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/05/the-super-bowl-doesn-t-attract-more-sex-workers-it-attracts-more-police.html?via=newsletter&source=DDMorning

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Cheap Gas? Let's Raise Oul Taxes!!!!

Anytime the US gets a break (cheap gas, first time in almost 8 years). The federal government jumps in to fuck everyone over again. Check out this article from USA TODAY: Obama's $10 oil tax proposal would cost motorists http://usat.ly/1T0R7Dk I understand money…

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I'll watch the news after the election is over WTF...

Holy shit this is crazy. all the people in the world and this is the best we can do for presidents. Rep. bullshit.- guns are great but its not the focus of the entire election, Its my pussy and if…

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Is this SJG?

It fits. Wearing a tshirt with gravy stains Living in his mom's basement Advocates rape of women http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html

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Social media

The only form of social media I truly enjoy is Instagram. Instagram is basically girls dressing like sluts looking for attention.There's girls I've never even heard of that have 5 million followers. I looked up a couple of strippers at…

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On Line Dating Names

Here are the worst user names that I've seen so far for women in online dating. These look entirely legit. In other words, these were not intended as jokes. Ho5284 (from her write up I think this was supposed…

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Another One

Maurice White, founding member of Earth, Wind, and Fire passed away yesterday. They did it all. R & B, soul, pop, funk, and Disco 2016 is turning out to be the year the music died.

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A Stripper's Lament

A stripper I know posted on Facebook: "I'm gonna be 30 and no husband. I def did something wrong." Becoming a stripper in Detroit might be it.

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Emily, Dear Emily

Won't you please be our moderator

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LDK at Coinstar before the Show Clubs

https://youtu.be/oei4bkN4lns Enjoy

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Handjob! Handjob! Handjob!

Would you be a contestant on this show? http://www.viralthread.com/on-japanese-women-jerk-off-men-while-they-sing-karoake/

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So when did rech and shailynn become a couple?

Does 69ing and 71 make it exclusive?

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Larry fisher man. The new cool guy on the block.

I wish I were more like Larry. He is a pimp.

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Fucking Hell...its 5:00 somewhere

Beer of the year http://www.fucking-hell.de/en/

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Scam or real?

I checked emails for the last few days. One of them has a pic and a message supposedly from a Russian girl looking to exchange info. She claimed she got my information and email from a dating wen…

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Is face sitting and fisting really illegal porn?

I heard that this shit can get you in trouble for looking at it? Is this true?

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In response to 30k on some strippers.

I wish I could afford to make it rain like that. larry the fisher man must catch some big ass tuna. He is a pimp. I have friends parents who can afford this, but no one my age.(Anymore...they all blew…

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Dream Civies Are Real

Holy shit. I found one. They are not unicorns. Gorgeous face. Blond beauty. Kissable lips. Magic smile. Sexy poses. Alluring clothes, they show more than most women on Match but not nearly to the point of…

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Pony tails.

There have been several discussions about dancers hair. What color and length and style but I don't recall anyone ever mentioning pony tails. Now my current favorite(CF) has natural shoulder length brunette hair and it really looks good on…

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NO otc

I was at the club last night where the dancer " stripper "works that offered me otc. Her co-worker said she got busted for her 3 dui. The night she made the offer. So that's life. But its a good…

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larryfisherman strikes again

So last night I made it rain $30,000 on a stripper. Is that too much money? I'm being serious, no sarcasm please.

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What is gammanu95's avatar?

A little too small on my phone to really mak out, but I'm sure it's brilliant!

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Super Bowl voting

Panthers or Broncos

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This is the way I want to go. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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I know there are some of us that could use a refresher course in English and her

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teachers-strip-racy-channel-debuts-7297947?ICID=ref_fark

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Couldn't get it up for Current Fave (CF)

I was looking forward to going to a SC after a 2 week break. So went on Monday night and got LDs in the VIP from 2 different girls; one a 7 and another a 6. Was fully aroused during…

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Asian dancers

Anybody notice how much they love to point out that they're Asian? As if we can't tell. Clubber what is it about Asians?

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Fish Tacos

What kind of tacos do you like? I like fish tacos

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$100 buck's is all you need in a single visit to a Show Club

And that is if it's a damn good show club as well. Not talking illegal extras but high mileage clubs. I mean after $100 witch is 4-6 dances depending on the club prices and or deals you got. That's just…

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I'm freaking out right now

I just came back from Detroit, I had to pick up a few things. As some of you may know I'm from Detroit, but I never tried out the Detroit clubs....until now. Detroit clubs are different than anything I've experienced,…

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What makes a good lap dance to you?

Grinding? A ldk finish? Extras? An all out grope fest or tongue wrestling match? I know a dancer that will massage me during a lap dance.

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TUSCLer shailynn imposter

Got a “fuck you Papi Chulo” PM from a TUSCLer shailynn imposter, not the real shailynn. Anyone else gotten one of these?

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Miami Meetup

Here is the final, official, complete and total word on the Miami meetup. This will not change. Unless one of you says something that makes me change it again. I'm moving the official meet up back to Friday Feb…

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Blocking

I don't have time to scroll past the crap to get to the good stuff. Could someone explain to me how to put some of these on IGNORE?

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How to avoid a DUI

I do this every time I drive if I have been smoking weed. It works equally well for alcohol. I just did this last night after my porn production was completed to make sure that I was…

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Where Will You Watch the Super Bowl?

Please don't say "a strip club."

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DUI

Left the strip club, didn't feel drunk. Pulled over for speeding, failed sobriety test. Don't drink and drive. JS69, what are my options. First ever DUI, and first ever arrest. Police never mirandized either. Actually didn't know I…

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What is the term for this relationship

I've reconnected with free girl again. Amazingly, she very badly wants to have a fuck date. I never cease to be amazed at the effects of daddy issues. What do you call a relationship when you…

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Simultaneous OTC relationships with multiple dancers in the same club

Other girls at her club told video girl that I had asked them for sex. So she's all paranoid that I'm going to dump her. But of course I assured her that I would never risk the drama…

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American Dream

Can someone please define that phrase I hear every now and then? Are you currently living it or a nightmare? When was the last one and when will be the next?

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Naked Lunch

I often invite my favorite strippers to my house and cook them a good meal (before having them for dessert.) My friend Holly came over yesterday for lunch. As soon as she sat down at the…

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ROLL CALL!! who's been a member here the longest?

In other words, who is the dirtiest old man in here

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Fill in the blank

Old tusclers don't die, they just _________________

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Rech and I did 69

It was a great time he came first and I followed with a massive load

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Rose gardens replaced with watermelon at the whitehouse!

I knew it! They also planted okra and have a kfc in the Oval Office. Fuck me!

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Something happens to you: what then?

Inspired by ... ta da! ... Stripperweb: Kirakonstantin--------------> I saw my regular on Thursday and it was a pretty normal session. He wasn't sure about this week, so we agreed that we would talk on Monday and make plans. He also called…

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Dominic and Papi churo are faggots.

They blocked me

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I can't believe you fuckers eat kfc

Why no class guys. I guess if I took a stripper on a date I would take her to kfc then go to del Friscos or elways while leaving the bitch at kfc.

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Show us your cash n prizes twentyfive

We want to see some tits and ass. You sound sexy(-;

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Has anyone's wife hacked your tuscl account? What to do?

I am worried my wife will see everything I have written. I plan to blame it all on crazy Joe. What would you do?

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I tongue punched a strippers fart box

Only time a hit a stripper.

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I have a sinus infection but want to bang my significant other

Will this get my wife sick via sperm from my dick?

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What kind of lube do I grease a bouncer with Rick ?

I am trying to save money so went for straight canola oil. The bouncers said I needer better lube. Does anyone know what Rick used to jerk this bouncer with ?

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Attn. liberal swine-give me all your money. You know you want to...

I just figured the liberals like to give their money away so please fund me. I am broke.

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Buying a Round for the House

At my local strip club, somebody bought a round for the house. I was thinking it has been ages since I saw somebody do this. Is this practice dead? I remember in the 90s .com era there always…

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OT-Super Bowl

In honor of one North Carolinian whom I would enjoy his commentary on Super Bowl 50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI

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Super Bowl week

I turn on the TV for coverage of the Super Bowl, and all they're talking about is Cam Newton and race. Does anyone wanna talk about the actual game lol?

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OT: KFC Buffet

OK, so I have to admit that the buffet at my local KFC is a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't go often, for a number of reasons, but when I do I do some damage. In fact, I just…

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Review removed

I had a good review posted about a new club that opened. All of a sudden the review is gone. Could it be the new club didn't claim their page yet, as there was another club at the same site.…

Beware of Strippers Outside the Club

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to be like stray cats. Those inside the clubs operate from what is usually a strictly mercenary viewpoint, which is fine. You're going to a club to see some skin, hopefully more. You want a service and it's fair for the strippers to charge for their service. If they get possessive, or provide shitty service, you can always leave…

My Wild Night

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out Thursday night to a local bar, have a few drinks and then go back to the hotel and call it a night. The next day my supervisor (call him M) and I decide to explore the area while the other three were attending their training segments all day (ours was Saturday). After we got back from exploring, we caught up…