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Can I Find Out if a Dancer is Working?

Not having a phone number or any contact info for a dancer, is there any way to know if a dancer will be working a certain night? ie. I'm mostly asking if you can call the club and find out,…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Deans Gold

I would recommend. $20 to get in ($15 cover, $5 to park your own car). Dances are $20. Dancers are quite attractive, mostly Latin and Eastern Euro. Music at normal volume. Upscale club, drinks are…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

No service, Rude, Bust

Ok I entered through a small door and waited for 4 dancers to come out so they could smoke. Not a one said hi or thanks for holding the door. Should have taken my que…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Impact after Sting

The place was literally dead when I came in. Only one dancer was around. An overweight brunette with sagging boobs with significant stretch marks all over had frequent smoke breaks. She was nice…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Post dinner Couple Visit

This past Easter weekend, me and my wife visited Central Florida to visit family. Since we have free daycare with her mother we decided to go out to dinner, see a movie, and hit…

Whispers Gentlemen's Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good all around

This club is great because it has a full bar with good pricing. They had a fireball and bud light special for five dollars. Physically, the club is smaller than Little Darlings but bigger…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good times

Went there after a while with couple of friends and HiLiter didn’t disappoint. It was evening time generally less busy time. I got there earlier than my friends so while waiting I got some floor…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

A fun time, but underwhelming for sure

I like places like this, because I'm generally not the biggest fan of crowded strip clubs filled with guys trying to show off. So Fantasy Shots was a refreshing alternative. It's a small building in…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Decent Quality Club in Raleigh

Went to this club on a random weeknight at 11 pm. Quality of the club is pretty nice. It's big, the girls are good looking, and decent place to have a good time. The parking…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Decent night, but I have seen much better here.

Layout of the club has been reviewed already. I spent the early part of the evening at Coli and did not find what I was looking for so I stopped by Penthouse on my way…

Bikini Bar

Miami Beach, Florida

not impressed this time

This time I wasn't too happy with the experience. Last time I was here, maybe half a year ago, there were a few English-speaking girls - one girl from Jamaica kept me company for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Always a good time at Follies

It is hard for me to visit this club during daytime due to work schedule but got lucky to have a free Friday afternoon. Went in at about 3 PM. As usual, it was busier…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Return to Band-Aids

So I was back in Phoenix last week and was looking for a slight break from my favorite HiLiter, so returned to this curious little help le in the wall. I found it very similar…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Its ok

First time here and it was ok but seems like a splurge for me. Club is a decent size with good light. Dark enough to see faces but you dont have to be…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Capital Cabaret

Visited Capital Cabaret again this time on a Saturday night. Club was pretty busy after Midnight. Girls were plentiful and good looking. Was approached by a tall girl who was very pleasant. A lap dance…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Great time

My buddy and I came for a few drinks on a Tuesday night and had a great time. The dancers were all nice, I got a couple of lap dances from Eastern European and Latino…

Baby Dolls

Wichita, Kansas

Typical dive

This is a typical dive club/neighborhood bar. No inquiry about a cover. Bartender was cute. Dancers arent much to look at. Couple guys playing pool. Beer was $3. $18 for 2 shots of 1800 for…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Had to check it out....

After reading some of the reviews about this place and how the dancers were behind glass.... I had to check it out for myself. I was up on business and swung in around…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

More dancers than normal

Went in on a Tuesday evening. Got there right at 8 and it was already packed! So I thought that it would be a bust but no, there were still like 4 girls in the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Where did they go?

I hadn't been to Tropical Lei in a few months and when I walked in on a recent Wed. night it felt like all the staff and dancers had changed. I don't come often…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Higher end, higher price

Traveling through Raleigh and thought I would stop in the men's club. The club is nice, both inside and out and is clearly a step above the average. There is plenty of safe parking. The…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Quick stop

Was driving by and always wanted to stop into this place. Walked in about 10 mins after they opened at 12. There was one guy and a middle aged blonde bartender. Bartender was attractive in…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Surprise fun

Hadn't been to this club for about 5 years as last time I was there I saw a fight break out and guns were drawn. Dropped in just to check things out and at…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Full service club in bad part of town

Bishops Corner is a pretty sketchy place. We headed over here looking for a chance in pace from our usual club on Main Street. I'm white, and I went with two white friends,…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

First time in this place

So I went on a Sunday with my boy first time going here and I actually liked it very nice club parking is available.this club surprise me looks very clean and nice. The girls were…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Meh, OK, Average

I am local to the region so the area is fine. Some reviews mentioned shady area. It really isn't except for the jail next door. Just a few hundred yards down from the Martinsburg Mall…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good afternoons

I went two Thursday afternoons in a row. The grades are for the second visit which I found better, but the Hi-liter has remained the same (but for the blip when the raid occurred) the…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

A neighborhood place

I have been going here for a number of years, since it was Tattletales. I have always found it to be a great place for American girls. It is light on the zillians…

X-Static

Red Deer, Alberta

Good times

Showed up here last tuesday night, it was fairly slow, when i arrived, but it started to pick up as the evening progressed. Saw 4 stage shows while i was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Always a nice time

I was in the area about a month ago with about an hour to kill and stopped in for a quick beer view of the sights. Typical $5 cover and reasonably priced draft beer…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not impressed

I visited the club around 4:30 on a Thursday afternoon. The bar is u-shaped and way oversized for the bar. Several TV's at the back of the bar, and tables around the club.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Shift change was slow

Club is fairly nice, Couple of TVs, smallish bar, and new to me, security to enter. Paid the cover and had metal detector wand passed over me, by one of the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

good time

went tho the club this past Monday night. Impressed with the quality of the line up; quite a few 7, 8 & 9 level girls. Previous night visits have been hit or miss for…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Day shift doldrums

I was off work yesterday after lunch, so after completing all my errands, I decided to drop in to the club and see what the day shift had to offer. I got there about 5pm,…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Two New Stars at Pussy Cat

Pussy Cat and the club next to it, Post Time, have always been the red headed step children to Harry's other club, Thorobred Lounge. Generally it has fewer girls and they are less attractive,…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Lunch time visit.

Not sure why I keep coming back to this place for lunch, but options are limited this time of day, oh well on to the review. Got here right around noon and there were three…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Head Over to HiLiter

After my ATF from Blue Moon left, it was back to finding a new one. I tried BM on another visit (posted review) and not having any luck, I decided to go with Hi-Liter…

Body Shop

Rock Island, Illinois

Cheap Drinks; Not Much Else.

This club has a lot to be left desired. However, the drinks are strong and way cheaper than any of the other bars in the area. From the outside of the bar it doesnt look…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Better on the weekends

Stopped by on a Monday night with some friends. It was around 11pm before we entered and paid the standard 20$ cover. It is a small space but very well laid out. I have been…

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

good time for bachelor's party

Came here with a group for a bachelor’s party on a Saturday night. Overall it was a fun night, dancers were friendly and had good attitudes, drinks were reasonably priced, and atmosphere was relaxed and…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good Time

I hadn't visited this club in a while and not a lot has changed. There is plenty of parking and you can park for free on the adjoining street or the lot they have…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Wednesday

130am decided I wanted to get some dances. Checked the roll call to see who was dancing and then called to see if genesis was still there. Drove over and usedone the text to get…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Busy Friday Night

I stopped in on a Friday night about 11:00 PM. Parking lot in the back wasn't full. Parking on the street out front had more cars. About 20 or more customers sitting…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Not much fun

Was in slc for a business meeting, went there in evening on a weekday 3-4 dances were there went to club as it was only nude club was a complete let down 2 girls were…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Place is going Downhill

Found myself here again, after midnight on a Wednesday, I was bored and figured I'd drop in for a drink. Not that many patrons there, bar was pretty empty. Most of the dancers…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

A reliable club

I've been here a number of times before, but usually in the late afternoon. For this visit I arrived just after midnight on a Saturday. Like I expected, the place was packed...standing room…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Good for a visit

The club is not very busy in the afternoon, just a few older guys sitting around. So you tend to get more attention from the dancers than in the night. Also most of the ones…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

A tame eveing

Went to the Crazy Horse last week after a long day in Ocean City. Didn't want to go into AC and thought I'd try this place out. Got there around 9pm The layout of this…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Jolar is ok

I have to start off by saying that when you first arrive, you will not know where to park. So I just parked in the parking lot right next…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Jolar is ok

I have to start off by saying that when you first arrive, you will not know where to park. So I just parked in the parking lot right next…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Not like the past

I used to come to this club every 2-3 months back in 208-2010 but have only been going occasionally now. The club still looks every nice in comparison to other clubs but the atmosphere…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tropical Lei potential to be a new favorite

Went to the club on a weekday afternoon. The place is a bit run down but overall consistent with other mid-tier strip clubs I have been to. Around 7-8 dancers: age varies from…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great club... maybe?

It had been 10 years since I visited this club. Parking is out front and well lit. Entered the front door and was greeted by a bouncer at the front desk, who charged me…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Great time!

Grandview is quickly gaining popularity. They have completed their renovation and the club has almost doubled in size. Drinks are normal strip club prices and dances in the new VIP room are $20.…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Downhill

Molly's used to be my favorite Daytona club but, not so much anymore. They have goofed around with the sating and VIP area a few times and can't seem to figure out what they…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Not bad

This is the place to go when your low on cash but wanna make the most of your funds. Dancers are mainly black so if they aren't your type dont come. dances are decent and…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Day Time: Best girls in town, great service

I work and live by Fidi. Visit the Gold Club mainly on weekdays and during the day, for lunch time or after office. The girls can certainly hold a conversation, they are super friendly, not pushy,…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Not Much There

Went on a Thursday afternoon after work. The beer is cheap but the food there is not good. Neither are most of the dancers, some of them are plus size, and there are…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Interesting place to visit

I was in from out of state on business and was eager to check out a Portland strip club. This was intriguing in a lot of ways. A nice variety of dancers, some who would…

Scandals

New York, New York

Not quite the same

I went to Scandals a few times before it closed; this was an evening visit (around 7pm-9pm), so daytime mileage may vary. Honestly, it wasn't quite as good as it used to be. The aura…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

If it were another bar closer I would have made the drive

First off the title may be a little harsh. I mean it's Hagerstown. Walked in and they take your drink and put it behind the bar. Women will greet you but trust me the regular…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

another visit to the blue moon

Well I final made it to the Blue Moon after a brief time away, I have been hoping to see Clover and just as luck would have it as I entered there she was on…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Good for the area

I've hit this place a few times now so I figured it was time for a review. For the north Philly, south Trenton area this is becoming my favorite club. It is roughly on…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Can You Overdose on Viagra?

If I had known sooner that I could bang Tijuana 20-year-olds for about $100, I would have never gotten married. Hot girls willing to LEGALLY and safely relieve frustrations, good booze, and a party atmosphere,…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

good

This is the 3rd strip club I've ever been to. The previous one was Climaxxx. So to start off, the location is kinda crummy. There was no real parking lot, there were maybe 5 parking…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Playing Hookie

I stopped by on my way back to work from a business meeting on a Friday afternoon because there were quite a few cars in the parking lot. This was about 3pm.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I went during the day on a weekday a few weeks back

I went during the day on a weekday a few weeks back. I think there was only one other patron in the place. There were four dancers on shift, sitting by the bar.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

God this place is the best!

Ok, Mickeys is one of my favorite clubs. Its like a crappy VFW bar with topless women of lesser quality (mostly). Stopped by with two friends. Talked with the day shifters, all…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I have been to the Ritz a number of times

I have been to the Ritz a number of times. Each time I go I wonder why I bother. The Ritz is within Baltimore City but is not on the "block". It is in a…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

fun time

There are some true gems hiding out in this club, you have to feel the place out and watch out for the girls who just want to barely move on stage and then expect tips…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Major Disappointment

This may me the last time I visit. The girls were uninspired and bored. During an uptime stage show a couple of the girls were checking their phones. I did 3, 2…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pretty face but the body...

I been here before and had an okay time with some average to pretty girl so I wasn't worried beforehand. So walked in and there were two girls on duty, a white girl and a…

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Tax Refunds & Crowds

Debating making a weekend excursion to our favorite place (Detroit) in the next few weeks. Just wondering about the state of talent and what the crowds might be like, particularly on a Saturday night from 10 to close. I have…

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Craig Sager - NBA Fashion Advice

I hope he pulls through with his cancer battle. https://youtu.be/ltpqPd3t5V0

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What?

first i see this Wheres sjg? who or what is sjg? then this Missing the Clubber again who or what is clubber? granted, i am very new here, so i dont know. anyone care to explain?

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Fuckin' SJG Shows Up On TUSCL & This Bitch Crashes

Coincidence, I think knot!!!!!

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Juice For President 2016 - It Can Really Happen

Reading the news today, it sounds like the Republican Primary is going to be a huge huge mess. Who gets the nom? Trump without enough delegates? Ted Cruz? The rumor of a Cruz and Kasich duo…

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For you big booty lovers

bigbootygifs.tumblr.com Best site in the world

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SJG, did you get out on bail?

Or was did your mom just get around to paying the bill for Internet service?

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ever choke a stripper ?

Of course in a sexual orientation of course

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3am the song

https://youtu.be/aqNMfgIKI_U

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Ranking system for multiple OTC strippers

Have any of you come up with some kind of a ranking system to "rate" your OTC girls if you have multiples. I'm at possibly having as many as 4 soon and want more than just looks to rate…

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Don't sleep on the stageshow!!

I have read some threads where some of you say you're not interested in stage tipping. Me personally I'm interested in tipping girls I like, not just any random girl. From my limited experience if she gives you a really good…

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A dozen clubs outside DC ordered to close (basically immediately)

I guess the neighbors have grown tired of the clubs...there are a couple big name clubs that this will affect including Fuego: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Prince-Georges-County-Shuts-Down-Strip-Clubs-374675871.html

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She don't wanna be saved

Any of you ever get in captain-save-a-ho mode and try to "save" a stripper? There's this stripper I met the other day. Absolutely breathtaking. I rarely give out 10's, but I would say she's a 10. I found out she escorts…

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Rising lapdance prices: Nationwide trend?

About a year ago in Portland the standard price for a lapdance was $20. Fast forward to today, out of the 70+ clubs in the Portland area, I would estimate that less than 10 of them have dances at $20.…

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Strippers and #s

So when I went to the strip club, I met this one dancer when it was slow and we sat and talked for a while. We really sat and got to know each other and now we talk on a…

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A Message from a Fan

I received this Facebook message from a guy who considers himself my CF's boyfriend. My CF says he's not her boyfriend, but I don't really care. It's always nice to have a fan. "DUDE your weirdo old ass needs…

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Question thats been asked before

I know these questions are asked a lot, especially from rook. I'm just curious to know everyone's opinion.. how much money should the average person bring to a strip club? What's the least amount to bring to get by? Have…

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LV Rhino Question

I know admission is waived if you use their limo service, and you pay cover if you take a taxi, but has anyone ever used Uber to arrive and, if so, how is that handled. Thanks

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A nursery rhyme for crazy Joe

This Help u shit bruh https://youtu.be/uegGoPuf_ZI

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A real pimp story

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/06/house-of-horrors-police-find-apparent-sex-slave-chained-to-strippers-pole-in-detroit-home/ ‘House of horrors': Police find apparent sex slave chained to stripper’s pole in Detroit home ... He called them his “wives,” but prosecutors have accused Travis of treating the women more like slaves who were marketed online for profit. After being unchained,…

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this what shadow looks like when he logs in tuscl and sees Da crew is bake

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ^^^ dis scat lol

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Crazyjoe off road style

https://youtu.be/2peMyUxPh-M

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Finger Blasting Strippers

Ever not wash your fingers after blasting strippers and enjoy the cat fish smell Da next morning

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Ever ate a fully loaded baked potato out of a DS ass ?

Well ?

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Strippers should be nervous. :)

http://www.attn.com/stories/7073/virtual-reality-mens-sex-suit-eliminates-need-women?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Army vet sent to prison for running Molly ring with strippers, a DJ and a porn s

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/04/05/army-vet-to-prison-for-running-miami-molly-ring-with-strippers-dj-and-porn-star/

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Father leaves baby daughter in car while he gets lap dance in strip club, prosec

This seems to have been a 2PMer. http://q13fox.com/2016/04/05/father-leaves-baby-daughter-in-car-while-he-gets-lap-dance-in-strip-club-prosecutors-say/

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Dancers Personalities

Ever tell a dancer u just wanted to stick your dick inside her personality ?

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Could have been better, could have been worse....

Took a chance on this very much hit or miss club on a recent Fri afternoon. Upon walking in a quick survey of the visible talent was somewhat promising. Took my seat at…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Prefer Night Trips over other clubs

Tulsa is Tulsa. There aren't a lot of 10's anywhere to be found in Tulsa. If you try to get to know some of the girls at bars and restaurants, they can be hit or…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Another good visit

THis was my second visit to the club. I did a full description of the layout etc. in my prior review, so here is a brief one. The club is off the highway…

Club Frontiere

Saint-Zotique, Quebec

A nice surprise

A sunday night drive on my way out east and I stumble upon this place without much expectation. Initially there was only a hot Bartender and one dancer who seemed to be budding up with…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

Hit or Miss

I've been here several times. First of all, don't park under the billboard. Lots of birds with loose bowels reside there. Inside, this has a country bar feel. Most of the women are friendly, and…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went to PTS on a Sunday afternoon-night a few weeks ago

Went to PTS on a Sunday afternoon-night a few weeks ago..Only thing that changed since the last time I was there was they have added a few gaming machines in a tiny area of the…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

BFW

Physical description of the club went in and sat at the bar .... the main stage is hour glass shaped .... girls dance there then move over to a small stage to the right ... then…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Not bad

I visited this place a while back (over a year ago) and told myself I wouldn't return because one of the dancers tried to cheat me out of 20 bucks, but I found myself bored…

Alley Katz

Windsor, Ontario

Interesting place

I know this place has been open 2 or 3 years already, but I wanted to try it. I had been to the old Jason's (same building) many years ago and it was a…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Dkisappointed in a longtime favorite

From Feb. 20, 2016. I must agree with the latest reviews that the Living Room is in the doldrums. This is a major disappointment to me because in the past the Living…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Lackluster

Wow, and I thought the lounge at Players was a small room. Came in on April Fools Day, there's one large stage smack dab in the middle of this tiny room so there is barely…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to babes with a lady friend of mine, the women stay on the stage wayyyyyyy to long

Went to babes with a lady friend of mine, the women stay on the stage wayyyyyyy to long . Chics on stage have sets 25-30 minutes long . That's not helping the customer or the…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

A Dissapointment

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. This place is big, like a freakin' palace. Hidden behind a hotel. Now apparently there are 2 "Bucks" strip clubs in Dallas. The other is Bucks Wild, located not…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

A Dissapointment

Stoppoed by on a Sunday evening around dinner time. This is a Mexican club. Mexican clientele. And even the DJ was speaking some Spanish. Now the last review was saying something about $45 or $35…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Too much hype

Made the long trek out to webster. Close if you live in Worcester MA. That's about it. I heard a lot of great things about marios on the boardsame and from friends. Cover was 10…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First Time Thru

Overall, decent experience. It is was a slow night, by what the waitress was telling me. it was an eclectic group of clientele, to say the least. I went to the upstairs…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lunch Time Visit

After visiting Baby Dolls a few times in the evening I decided to try their daytime crew and I was not disappointed. The club opens at 11:00 and I arrived at 11:30. There…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Can't Beat $5 Dances

I stumbled on this while trying to find my way back to my hotel. The audience was primarily hispanic and the dancers were a real mixed bad. From a heavily tatted up large, muscula, possible…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Was ok, not the best, not the worst

Returned to Femme Nu last month. Being from the islands, I go here several times per year, not because its the nicest or has the best looking looking girls, more for comfort, I guess.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens made me purr

I had been to kittens more than a few times and it was low key and usually kind of empty. I went in close to midnight and it was like a different club. Lost of…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Another Fri at the WWW

Went with two of my buddy's on a Fri night. I usually stop in there when checking on my land in Central KS. There were about a dozen girls working which is about right…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Afternoon visit to BE LAX

Bare Elegance has become my regular stop for the past year. I have been going here on and off for many many years, and have always found it to be one of my favorites, although…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

the slump continues

Mario's used to be my go-to club, both day and night shifts provided great times, significant contact and extras were typically on the menu for those so inclined. Not so much anymore. First they have…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not what it used to be

Until several months ago this place used to be really reliable for fun times in the regular lap dance room, especially in the afternoon. Lately I have left more disappointed and frustrated rather than satisfied.…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Sunday Evening - 1 Dancer

Located in a small town, parking on the street or in the lot across the street is safe. The setup is a stage with two poles surrounded by the bar with two pool tables in…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Monday evening visit

Visited the club on Monday 04Apr. Was there pretty late in the evening. I frankly found the place crowded, too many golfing-types, probably from the Masters currently on-going. There were many dancers present, including some…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Great for lapdances

I came in at around 4:30pm, sat down behind the bar, and had a couple of beers first. The place wasn't crowded at all, maybe only 30% of seats were taken. During the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A pleasant lunch

I just visited B-Dolls for lunch and I'll be going again. Cover was $3 and there was a free lunch buffet. Bottle beers were about $6. The main room had a large stage and four…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it. The main reason is the music. In the evenings all they play is hard core rap.…

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When your favorite gains weight

I am dealing with this now, with a favorite who I used to take OTC. This is also far from the first time that I've developed a rapport with a dancer only to have her gain a lot of…

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Daily Masterbations

How many of us do this daily or damn near daily ? As a young lad I did so just because my drive was that high. As a older mane I force myself to do so for sexual stamina training and…

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Juice comes into the club trying to sneak 8 Four Lokos under his coat. The manager sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ DS8 tells JS69 the only way he's gonna get a grade-A BJ is if he pays $4,000. JS69 sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ CrazyJoe decides…

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The SJG Chronicles

Instead of being a vindictive troll SJG, here's where you can post all your fantasies and delusions of grandeur..Don't be a dick where everyone ignores you. Post only here

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fav #2 cock blocking fav #1, solutions?

I dont know how to handle this without burning bridges. My fav #1 is the most loyal stripper to me in the club. She will spend every free minute she has sitting with me for hours ITC, for free, plus free…

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With the Tar Heels loosing it felt like Duke won the championship

Title says it all boys

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Another what does it mean?...

Hello all, new here. To keep a long story short. Been hitting clubs for about 3 years now but about 4 months ago I started seeing only one girl itc exclusively. We had a really good relationship and yes I…

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Getting Dances From Pornstars

Harem Dayton this weekend is featuring two porn stars and I am excited! Have you all had dances from porn stars or seen them dance on stage? I am excited!

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Bank Roll Management for Strip club Patriots

I believe every club goer should practice some kind of bank roll management to insure he stays in the game without ever going bankrupt. My guide lines suggest never spend more than 10% of your roll in any given night. If…

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This is Why I'm Not Married

Being 100 pounds overweight and bald has nothing to do with it. $32,000 Shit Bitches be crazy

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ESPN Reports: Tonight's NCAA Women's Title Game is More About the Spread than W

Title says it all

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Be hot, get married, get fat?

My company is fairly large, and has quite a few women 20-35 years old. In the past couple of years I've seen at least a dozen female Co workers marry off. It amazes and saddens me how almost universally the women…

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Is there a more miserable piece of shit?

https://www.tuscl.net/u-p.php?UID=141453 Read the garbage this asshole posts. Not a single word of value. Just miserable hate directed at everyone and anyone. Try to find even one helpful comment, there isn't. I'd rather read about India movers than anything DesertScum has written.

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Missing the Clubber

He has disappeared, it's his right, I disappeared for a long time. Life has its' way of disrupting our routine. We are attempting to find our friend. Does anyone have any knowledge of what our friend is…

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Strip club vs gentlemens club vs show club?

What's the difference?

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NCAA Conference Tournaments

Ah NCAA basketball - it's over and now I have nothing to do. I love going to games and if you like March Madness I strongly suggest you go to a round of it ever plays close to you.…

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Arrest made in Cleanthony Early strip club shooting

It's not wise to have too high a profile in a strip club: "The baller was also relieved of $9,000 worth of jewelry — even the gold caps from his teeth." http://nypost.com/2016/04/04/arrest-made-in-cleanthony-early-strip-club-shooting/

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JohnSmith69?

Dear Deidre MY girlfriend is lovely but too horny. All she wants to do is talk sexy and touch me up. It’s too much and it’s putting me off her. I got friendly with this girl who lives nearby when we used…

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Falling behind

Juice is falling so far behind on his shit talking i wondering if he will ever catch up

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First time woman in strip club

I am a hetero married female who is very turned on and appreciative of the female body. I love breasts A LOT and am going to a VIP ROOM with hopes of getting a lap dance, but have really fantasized…

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Greatest NCAA final game ever?

Title says it all!

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Failed? OTC, convo review

For those who don't recognize my username, I'm a young guy. Never done OTC, but almost did tonight... I get a text from my local club's most popular dancer. She's an 18ish year old, spinner. She's almost always tied up at…

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Chicago on a Tuesday?

Headed to Chicago in a couple weeks. What's the best club(s) to hit up for late afternoon and into the evening? NOT downtown Chicago. I read a bunch of reviews but wanted to get some insight from you guys. I'm…

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Well – this is a first

From a recent review of XTC Dallas: “… The signature moment of the night, other than the personal epiphany, was when a girl had a monkey - yes, an actual monkey - get on the pole and do tricks. Never have…

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Sapphire Pool Party Vegas

I heard about this and the concept seems great. But I've not spoken with anyone who has actually gone there. Sapphire even has a separate website promoting the weekend pool party. Any good? Totally lame? Just a sausage…

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UN-Customer Part 2

I wasn't clear in other discussion. If I have a favorite dancer that I have seen at club as regular for over a year is it possible to get out of her as looking at me as a "Customer" and…

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I love black bitches (strippers)

The number one reason is I prefer black strippers is the mileage. They work hard for the money. I've never gotten an air dance from a black chick, but I've gotten a few from whites and Latinas. After getting a…

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What's your mean intravaginal ejaculation latency time?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3522596/How-long-DOES-sex-normally-Study-finds-range-33-seconds-44-minutes-average-5-minutes.html

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Another great commercial

http://vidmax.com/video/67230-Banned-Carl-s-Jr-Superbowl-Commercial-Big-Sausage-Breakfast

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Right in Papi_Chulo's back yard. :)

http://nypost.com/2016/04/01/what-2000-squats-per-day-get-you/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Can you UN-Customer yourself?

I know many times these discussions on here people like to leave sarcastic comments but I am asking this seriously. Once you have become a good regular customer for a favorite dancer can you and have any of you had…

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All Black young bucks on TUSCL

You all have no excuse to be paying strippers for anything. From homely to drop dead gorgeous. Black, White, Latina. They all seem to have black boyfriends. You all have a better chance of getting free stripper pussy than the rest of…

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Should clubs treat us (dancers) better

Simple questions but a lot of things to consider. When I started dancing it was with the thought that it would last a year. Well guess what still here. So the question should the adult industry step up its game…

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Entertainment at McD

https://youtu.be/Jo-tvfsO40A

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The Walking Dead....

Ok, they're milking this for all it's worth. It's a soap opera. I honestly think the creators have no idea where the plot is going or how it's going to end.

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Does the System Work? Part II

Another story about the suit and the system. I often bitch to you tusclers about my big booty 60% black club where there no dancers I like. Today was unusually fun. Usually I enter the club pissed off I will be…

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Stripper Full Circle [JS69 Money Loan: Take Notes]

This is kinda like when I was in Texas and a saw a Starbucks, then I did a 180 and saw another Starbucks, how is that possible? Is this the center of the universe? I was in Vegas a few…

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Why I take a phone to the shitter

https://youtu.be/zok7NqQwMec

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Best Commercial Ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCbWyYr82BM I imagine this is like Juice waiting on some Chackin Fangers, Crazyjoe waiting on a hot dog to get cooked at 7-11, Rech waiting on a bowling ball that's stuck in the bowling alley, JS69 waiting for his DS to show up, Hotstuff waiting…

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Gatorfan

What happened to Gatorfan? Remember when LDK said he could come up with more zaney o e liners?

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Whackin

https://youtu.be/1XvwbZIr4nE

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Pimping

You know how when you meet a stripper, they always ask you the standard question, "what do you do". You ever tell them you're a pimp or drug dealer? Aka stuff they look for in a boyfriend. I told one stripper…

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OT: Facebook

You know on Facebook how if you go to one of your friend's profile page, it shows you some of their Facebook friends, you might not even be Facebook friends with them. Sometimes some of their friends are fucking hot. You…

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Did I make a huge mistake?

A week ago I loaned DS III over $1 K. It was to help her work out various shit in her life that is preventing us from getting together like I would like. Most of you will probably say I'm…

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Hand jobs

All this talk about sex with women. I am truly glad we don't touch the subject of sex with men. I was curious about what we think of ourselves giving a hand job to one self. Do you…

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No thanks

Find another sucker

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So close yet so far

So, I only need $2K more to get myself a used Nissan Acura TL Type S 2008. Been looking at it for a GOOD long while. Unfortunately, I've also been looking at a lot of ass from a far since…

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SNL Glory Hole Sketch

Kinda short and not one of the all-time SNL greats; but pretty funny: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/trendy-restaurant/3012830

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MILF sex

I had my first MILF sex. It was extremely mediocre, basically no better than with my ex-wife. In some ways the old ball and chain was actually a little bit better. Sex with every stripper has been far…

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Strip Clubs That Are "An Institution"

I thought we could play a little game today and make a list of the greatest strip clubs in North America. In some cases there may be 2 or 3 clubs that are close to quality in the same city,…

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BOOBY TRAP: 11 Cartel Hitmen Nabbed On Way To Strip Club

I don't know if I would want to visit a Cancun strip club. http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/02/booby-trap-11-cartel-hitmen-nabbed-on-way-to-strip-club/

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has cabaret royal in dallas closed?

I don't see it listed, I hope it's still around its my favorite Dallas club. LOADS of milage was had there... Say it ain't so!!#

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Comedy Porn

Have you guys ever watched "Not Safe" with Nikki Glaser on Comedy Central? Pretty funny stuff. Here are two skits where her and comedian Kyle Kinane feed lines to porn stars as they do an actual sex scene.…

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IM Protocol

What's the Tuscl protocol for replying to IMs? I responded to the one sent to me, but haven't received responses back for the IMS I've sent. Just curious.

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Failure to Complete

Alright fellow mongers last night was a rough one for our hero. I went to multiple clubs before going to my standby. Met a super sexy spinner probably a 9 out of 10. Got super drunk and Louisville has the…

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$50 hookers a thing of the past

It seams the new low is $100

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Kissing clean dancers

We all know that everything that happens in a strip club/show club is an act. Even the smiles are not genuine. To me, kissing is no different than grinding. It's just something that feels good. No real feelings behind it. In my…

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New and Old Favorites

There's a club that I go to and only see one dancer. If she needs a title or description, she's a CF, 1 of 6 CFs. I really don't go see her too much because I bounce between a handful…

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Houston/Austin/Dallas Recommendations

I might be heading to Texas in a few weeks, and I'm wondering about the best choice for clubs in the Houston/Austin/Dallas areas. I'm looking for hot girls who want to give mileage at a reasonable cost. And I don't…

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Stripper lawsuit against cops moves forward

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/mar/31/cheetahs-expose-dancer-lawsuit-moves-forward/

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Bikini Brawl

It's not every day you see girls in bikinis beating up another girl. And they're not even strippers! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519108/Spring-breakers-Cops-arrest-mugshot-gang-bikini-clad-brawlers-caught-film-savagely-beating-woman-leaving-unconscious-broken-nose.html

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Tipping help

What would you gentlemen tip after two LDs with good two way touching, breasts and butt finished LDK style? Dance prices were 35 but the dancer quotes "her price" of 40 each, so I'd already spent 80. Pretty new here…

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How often should I review a club?

I don't get out to clubs often, and when I do, it's the same two or three clubs. I've got my lifetime membership here so I wouldn't be doing it for the VIP; how long should I wait before doing another…

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Why get dances from ugly strippers?

I understand that tastes vary. And I know that sometimes the little head makes poor choices. Especially under the influence of weed. But still. There are guys here getting dances from very ugly strippers. And they're going…

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Click on Pornhub and see what happens

http://www.pornhub.com/

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Looking for an unitimidating Las Vegas Club

Hi I'm from a small town and have only been to quiet rural clubs. I'm going to Vegas in September and don'the wanna go to a club that is much more big city and end up spending a ton of…

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Wanna ???

At a club today, I was approached by an older somewhat attractive blonde with x-large man-mades. Instead of the traditional 'Wanna dance...' approach, the first thing out of her mouth was 'Wanna blow-job?'. I prefer this direct approach.…

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Yes/No ?

Pretty face; small-waist, and big natural-boobs - I'd hit that vanilla: http://41.media.tumblr.com/50f4d3de04ba6968a2623551266f8c3e/tumblr_o3ui7wGdjP1ugp7rno1_540.jpg

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Porno fuck ups

http://www.xnxx.com/video780394/top_10_porn_fails Love #1. :)

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So weed is legal in Colorado......

If you test positive for weed on a work drug test, does anything happen? You can just smoke on the weekend and still test positive. That doesn't mean you're high at work though. Just curious

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Today is the day

I am April Fucking everyone