The age thread

Hey, so am I!

38 here.

I'm twice as old as half my age............

I'm old enough to know better but also old enough to not give a shit.

31 here

35 soon to be 36

102

46

I'll be 34 early next month.

Younger than crazy Joe

I'm 3 X older than DS III.

^^^^ and 18x3=54

If you are only as old as the girl you are fucking, I'm 22....

Same as shadowcat!

Some of you that aren't giving direct answers, are you embarrassed by your age or something?

It's just nice to know the ages of the TUSCLers that I see on the discussion threads. It gives me better insight on their posts.

"^^^^ and 18x3=54"

He was just giving a ballpark figure. JS69 is actually at least 56.

62

I'm a 1980's crack baby. I'm 28 but about to turn 29 in May.

I'm older than my ex-wife, much older than my ex-girlfriend, twice as old as the last civie I slept with, and younger than crazyjoe.

I'll be the big 4-0 in July.

29

@GoVikings: 29? Really? I pegged you at closer to 40, based on your posts.

I'm 55.

About 40

Yup George, 29.

You should give me an example of what you mean.

Well, the average lifespan of a wild lion is only 12 years, but I'm a hyperintelligent badass so I've made it to the ripe old age of 15. Being a rick I suspect that I have another 5 years in me. ROAR!

My vulture bud is actually 22 and ricktheshark is 25. The turtle is somewhere north of 110.

The turtle is kind of irritating me right now because his gay bud just broke up with his boyfriend. He said he asked if any of you were bi. I told him that many of you cranky old guys were a high homophobic, but I figured I tell him to send his gay bud to dickless George's house just for shits and giggles.

Stay tuned because wackiness will ensue when dickless George wakes up with a turtle on his back doing it turtlestyle.

You hairless apes would be endlessly entertaining if you hadn't fucked up the planet. ROAR!

I need to find another hairless ape with an iPad that has a keyboard. Do you know how hard it is to type on a touchscreen with claws? And the voice recognition sucks.

Who wants to give me a new keyboard? How about the Viking ape. Just hand it to me and you'll be unharmed. Otherwise l, something will happen to you. Something that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!

I've made it to 62

48, almost 49. But the dancers all guess I'm in my mid 30s. Yeah, I believe them. LOL

@GV: Just an overall impression I've gotten over the years. No single thing, just an amalgam of the attitude and general knowledge in your posts.

Mid 30s

Older than flagoner, but younger than shadowcat. :)

46

27

Last year JohnSmith told me he was 50, so I'm gonna say he's 51 now.

^^^^Band thread sing it out I'm still younger than Crazy Joe.

Get off my lawn you young shits!

Nina, my equation was an approximation, but how do you have any idea how old I am.

! was 60, then I met my 27yr old FS. Now I'm as old as my next RX of Viagra!!

65 at the end of May

@JS69, I recall somewhere in the archives you said you were ~55 at some point. Maybe I am recalling incorrectly though. I would have guessed 55-6 myself.

a very lustful 45 that makes me 24 years older than my current DS/OTC girl...yes siiirrrrrr!

the wrong side of 50, by a few years

56

Guess my birth year, then do the math.

^28-29

..and @CL87 if that you in the avatar, I'd like to know where you dance (oh god, please be a stripper)

49

@larryfisherman

If you click on my name and go to my Discussions I started a thread called Age? a while ago. Might see some that aren't on this one.

lf: Why don't you just post your guesses on our ages, and we'll tell you ~ how far off your guesses are.

RE: JS69 ...."how do you have any idea how old I am".

Lawyer Joke Time:::: A 50 something lawyer suddenly keels over and dies of a heart attack. Immediately, he starts yelling at God- "It isn't fair that I should die in my 50's when the average male lives to be about 75." "There are so many things I'd like to do, it just isn't fair." A booming voice from above says: "I've been going over your billing records, and based on that you must be at least 75 years old."

Shit Mikeya I thought you were in your 30's.

OK, shadowcat, you can put down the gun !! I'm 63.

43 here

gaca, me, i don't go to clubs to work. and i don't have any deisre to be with a guy.

@CaraLynn87: You aren't the only one such here. Welcome aboard.

Mid 50's.

"Nina, my equation was an approximation, but how do you have any idea how old I am."

I knew it was approximation (that's why I said ballpark) because you are not really 54. Am I lying?

I believe you are at least 56, possibly a couple years older. I'm not wrong.

I'm 51. Painful to admit - but I guess it's better than being dead?

I'll 3 X 21 this year

as my pap always told me, it's not the years but the mileage

21 :)

I was about to say it looks like I'm the youngest one on here (along with futuretrackstar), but it looks like Phoenix133 is the youngest :) I wish I could be 21 again.

Phoenix is a dancer and most dancers posting will be younger than most PLs posting.

Late 50's

The only way I'd want to be 21 again is if I could take my 55 year old brain with me.

I don't want to be that stupid ever again. :)

Well shit.

I'm still 25 until July.