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JohnSmith69layin low but staying high

Get high as fuck.

Come to Baby Dolls.

It'll work.

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Papi_Chulo

Yeah - I think a dancer once told me BD's requires the DJ to play a country-song after every 3rd or 4th song.

From my time living in Dallas and visiting BDs I have the song "She makes my tractor sexy" seared in my brain.

Although I rarely pay attention to the music; I usually didn't like getting dances to the country songs and many of the dancers did not like dancing to them.

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jackslash

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those

who do. And for the people who like country music, "denigrate" means

"put down."

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Dominic77

I WOULD endure country music to see hot, naked white women. Sure. I wouldn't even need the bowl but I wouldn't turn one down, either. ;)

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JohnSmith69

Jack, I forgive the insult cause that was funny.

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culvercityboy

She'd need to be draining my nut sack for me to listen to country.

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GACA

I don't need to get high to like country music...

Billy Currington is the shit.

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JohnSmith69

This is the most amazing country music that I've ever heard. Seriously.

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ATACdawg

Faith Hill. Need I say more?

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mikeya02

Johnny Cash always

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Papi_Chulo

You should have worn your Rhinestone suit to the club

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ATACdawg

Nah, we're not talking Glen Campbell here.......

;-)

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MrDeuce

If "denigrate" means to put down, does "nigrate" mean to put up? Or maybe "anigrate"? (You know, like "descend" and "ascend".) And will someone on here get butt-hurt by either term? :)

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Estafador

any white chicks that I would consider "thick"? If so, I'm there in a heartbeat.

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GACA

^^^Move to the south homie, or go to Ireland

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sharkhunter

if being super high can make you enjoy listening to someone scratch a chalkboard with sharp fingernails, then I'll give the odds of me enjoying the country music at 10%.

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Mate27

Waylon Jennings "I've always been crazy, yet it's kept me from going insane!"

Country back then is more like today's rock. They don't sing country like that anymore with Willie, Waylon and all the good old boys. Can't keep up with any newer music these days. Information overload causes me to become desensitized to all of it.

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chessmaster

not even kim kardishian stripping could make me like country music.

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shadowcat

"Sweet Home Alabama" always congers up an image of Reese Witherspoon and she does it for me.

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londonguy

Nothing could make me love country music. Nothing beats Rock

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4got2wipe

" I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, "denigrate" means "put down." "

Ace!

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