Rudest. Stripper. Ever.

I'm a pretty easy going guy and I don't complain often, but sometimes I just have to vent.

I'm in Vegas and visited 3 strip clubs today, which I'll post reviews of. At one of them, Sapphire, I encountered the rudest stripper and perhaps the rudest person I've ever met.

So, I walk in, grab a beer and sit at the bar. Two girls come up to me right away and start talking to me. I kind of wanted to chill with my beer and scope out all the dancers first, so a minute into the conversation, I tell them I'm not interested in getting dances from them, just so I don't waste their time. Even though I said this, they hung around with me anyway and continued to talk.

I was going to end the conversation, but we were actually having an interesting talk, so I didn't get up and leave or ask them to leave. While we talked, I was surveying the room to see what other dancers were there. I saw one pretty one that I liked and wanted to get dances from.

So, the girls finally ask me again if I want dances and I tell them no again. They are pleasant and finally walk away.

Then, the pretty girl comes up to me right away and I'm thinking 'cool'. Well, not so cool, after all.

Her: Wanna dance?
Me: Not right now, but...
Her: Turns het back to me mid sentence and walks away.

It gets worse. I'm like, okay whatever, I'll find another girl. So, I go tip the girl on stage, and when I return to the bar, the rude girl comes up to me again.

She says something I didn't hear and then she sits down and takes out her cell phone.

I decide to give her the benefit of the doubt and start over.

So, I walk up to her say hi and ask her name. She refuses to tell me her name. She says it doesn't matter what her name is. It's a fake name and she's not going to waste her time telling me. She says I've been here a while and haven't gotten a dance yet, so she's not going to waste her time talking to me.

So, I'm ready to explain to her that I didn't get a dance yet, because I was waiting for the other two girls to leave, so I could come find HER to get a dance.

I say, "you misunderstood, I..."

Again, she cuts me off midsentence, and says "I'm not going to sit here and talk to you, because some other guy might see us talking, and it might prevent me from selling a dance to someone else" and she walks off.

Bitch! So, at that point I had enough and was ready to ho somewhere else. Anywhere else. To spend my pocket full of money that I was planning to give to her.

The funny thing is, after she walked away from me and did a loop of the club, nobody else bought a dance from her, so she was sitting right back at the bar on her cell phone.

Anyway, wound up going to Spearmint Rhino. No cover, happy hour specials, talked to a bunch of NICE girls, got a double lap dance from two of the hottest girls in the bar, and all is better.

Had to vent though. Ahh.