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I think I'd sleep with a male stripper

I just saw Magic Mike and it got me to think. Would I sleep with these men? HELL YEAH! Would I pay to sleep with them? Well, I've never had to pay for sex so they may offer sex for…

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Shotgunning

I hope everyone has had a completely chill 420 holiday. Here’s how I celebrated. DS III taught me a new trick. As I learned, this is called a shotgun. We are sitting together smoking a blunt. She…

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Would TUSCL suspend me for saying "San Jose Faggit"?

The use of a gay slur surely could be taboo in many situations, but use of this sly on a strip club board? If San Jose Gay doesn't want me to call him San Jose Faggit, then I will respect…

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OT: Gender Bathrooms - Someone Please Clarify...

I am a little lost on all this Gender stuff, rulings, bathrooms, etc. etc. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/20/target-use-bathroom-your-gender-identity.html http://www.newser.com/story/223893/target-use-restroom-that-matches-your-gender-identity.html When I read this statement by Target, I still don't really understand what statement they are trying to make, other than "Everyone deserves to feel like they…

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TS Stripper

So let's suppose your an average straight guy. Definitely straight, not bi/bi curious, and not into trans women. You go to the strip club with some of your buddies, get kinda drunk. Your just there for a good time. You…

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NHL suspends Chicago's Andrew Shaw one game for gay slur

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-suspends-andrew-shaw-one-game-for--offensive-comments-204615613.html probably wouldn't have received any punishment if he called that guy a fucking cunt stain instead.

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PAWGS SCALE 1-10

A) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q4uk2pKa1ru423qo6_400.jpg B) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c8/cf/39/c8cf39e3528e35244b752f3412783b78.jpg C) http://49.media.tumblr.com/f12d47894176f10d3df97e8c68eb737e/tumblr_nrz0ugVu5G1ur1c6qo1_500.gif D) http://s52.photobucket.com/user/nosaj7/media/tumblr_lyeawuHan01qkxh6ko1_1280.jpg.html

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I LIKE THE On a scale of 1-10 POSTS

am i in the majority or minority here on this? these threads gives me an idea of whether i have same or different tastes as the OP.

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Scale of 1-10: the final act.

https://www.instagram.com/emilysears/?hl=en

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Scale of 1-10 part II

https://www.instagram.com/p/-GncADMpt2/

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NBA: Favorite Basketball Player EVER

In honor of the NBA Play-Offs, who is your favorite NBA basketball player and why? Mine would have to be Rasheed Wallace. Why? Because he was/is nuts and is the all-time leader in technical fouls. He also was one of…

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Wal-Mart Job Interview

AKA a tribute to CrazyJoe An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to…

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Us vs. Dancer boyfriend

It has been said on here many times that a dancer's boyfriend is usually lazy and unemployed among other things. So why is it that a dancer wouldn't be more open to upgrading her boyfriend to a regular customer of…

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Scale of 1-10

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEb_NpfPrUK/?hl=en Left, center, right.

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Open relationships?

How many TUSCLers are either in a non monogamous relationship or have been in the past? My wife and I are currently in negotiations to open up, and it's going better than I expected. I've been in reasonably successful open…

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Trumps jet not registered

According to Yahoo news Donald Trump is not registered and is flying with an expired registration, another item mentioned in the article it only costs $5. to register an aircraft yet auto registrations cost over $50. and more WTF.

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Rate the girl, rate the dog

Yup, it's the CUT-CO knife girl again with the beast https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12963566_10154053239798119_8820449418029373531_n.jpg?oh=badc22138f3dad011a43eb43d23f7b17&oe=57B9EB3C

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Next time I'm about to get laid ITC I'm paying the DJ to play this song on repea

https://youtu.be/_iC3pSJve-Q

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what's your favorite beverage on the way to the club ?

This mine https://www.instagram.com/p/BEbmnTctQUx/

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Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on

If only given 2-choices: 1) nude air-dance 2) clothed 2-way-contact dance (dancer looks are the same in both cases) I’d choose 2 – what say you say?

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Would you go to a place like this?

http://xhamster.com/movies/5102132/the_first_glory_pussy_hole_worldwide.html A glory hole club. First question: Is this a real place or was it staged for the video? Second question is: Would your go?

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How old was you when ???

You finally got your financial "shit" together ? I'm turning 35 this year and I'm finally getting it together with a maxed out 401k, mural funds, savings and so on

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To dance again or not!?!?

I was a go go dancer for roughly 6months back in 08-09. Am I to old to start back up again?

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Make sure your weed is legit

Tinder prank where guy gives girls fake weed and they think they are high https://youtu.be/OrMq_nY3brA

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

There is always a gem to be found

I hit Akron 3 or 4 times a year for business and I always make a plan to hit the strip clubs for some fun. They all can be hit or miss but I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Afternoon Delight

I arrived around 2:00 in the afternoon. there was no cover charge and as I walked in, it was pretty dark. It took 4 to 5 minutes for my eyes to adjust. Ladies were dancing…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fun time

Thanks to all the reviews on here I was able to easily navigate to the club. It was smaller than I expected but the quantity of attractive ladies was spot on. Had a drink and…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Misread Calendar??

Did I misread the calendar? That was my initial thought when I first arrived at club after several months absence. Parking lot had half as many cars compared to prior Friday nights, club was about…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Summertime blues

Decided to swing by the ole hi liter to see what was going on after a nice break from clubbing. Got a seat in the middle of the floor and got my bottle of water.…

Annie's Saloon

Astoria, Oregon

Worth your time!

I must say I love Annie's for a couple reasons, mainly its the first club I ever visited. Girls there are super friendly and price wise its a nice place for the weekend to hit…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon "wasted".

So, my girl and I were fairly wasted when we went in to start with. Early brunch led to an afternoon of fun at Rose City. We've been here many times in the past but…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Right off I 75 could there be a better location for a classy club???

To start things off this club is literally in a fantastic location right off I 75. There are hotels surrounding this place like a fort. They have four stages girls dance on. They have…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not Worth the Time

I was in on a Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and I will forgo the description of the layout as it has been adequately described by other reviewers. Instead I will dive right into the heart…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Go To

I don't always play with boobs, but when I do in Vegas, it will be at the Rhino. First, call before midnight to schedule your complementary ride. Depending upon the convention, they can get busy,…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had not been to the club for a long time

Had not been to the club for a long time....decided to drive up and check it out. Physically, the club has not changed. I was there at the tail end of happy…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Always a Good Time

The Hustler Club is a large, very nice club on the Block. It is a LOT different than all of the other Block bars - with multiple floors, multiple stages, multiple bars. Went…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Another trip to Suzy's

Stopped on the other Tuesday afternoon. The place looked the same inside and out, though I thought I heard some discussion about a remodeling project. Walked down the length of the bar to the end…

Bliss

Hanahan, South Carolina

This place has gone downhill

If you want to see the armpit of Charleston I would suggest this place. Went on a Thursday there was 3 girls working. They weren't horrible but weren't much to look at.. heard a guy…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Not too glamorous

This club isn't the fanciest club in the area. I was driving by and noticed it was open. Stopped in, it is byob so I just ordered a soda since it is 1 drink minimum.…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Your best choice in Charleston

Came here after visiting another club in Charleston and I gotta say this one by far is the nicest in Charleston. $10 cover the door guy informed me it was $10 till 10 of clock…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Still open

Mustangs is still open. Whatever it was that PG County tried to do ten days ago to shut down clubs, it didn't work. I went to my favorite hole in the wall club Monday…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthaouse-A Tale of Two Trips

This ‘review’ actually covers two visits-the first one was a waste of time, and the second one was great! For whatever reason, I don't get to Penthouse that often. Maybe once a year. Probably because…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Not worth it

Dropped by after a meeting while I was in the area figured I'd drop by. The club its self is very nice. 2 floors, tall pole and lots of private rooms. As soon as I…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Great Grind for Your Buck

I go here about once a month and never leave dissatisfied. The barmaid isn't what you would call friendly, but she's a nice lady once you talk to her. I'm never pressured to buy a…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

It's been a while

I used to visit Roxxanne's regularly to visit my regular server but she's no longer there so I rarely visit. Not a fan of air dances. Dropped in on an early Thursday evening and met…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

Must have gone at the wrong time

So I am new to working in the Long Island area and had some free time while in Bohemia. I decided to try out a new place, always an adventure I am willing to take…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visit on 4/19

I visited yesterday (Tuesday) afternoon, arriving at about 4pm. The physical layout and format of this bar is covered well in other reviews, so I won't repeat the basics. It was dark, and very quiet…

Jaguars Gold Club

Edinburg, Texas

Shooting

This place has been closed for a week as there was a shooting leaving one dead and 6 injured. This is an after hours club and it happened a 5 am. Report said it was…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Great place

I went to Night Trips at about 4:30pm and there were about 4-5 dancers there, which was fine because there were only 1-2 other patrons. There was a decent mix of ethnicity and body shapes…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Go for drinks, not girls

I went right when the place opened, and I didn't expect a lot but I did expect more than one girl on. she did her best to satisfy one guy who wanted to dance, but…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday afternoon vist

Visited this Club last Tuesday afternoon around 3:00PM. No Cover at this time a day. Sat at the bar at the left of the entrance to the club. The place was about half full .…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Lots to look at, little to report

I've been to the Cheetah many times over the years and stopped with a group of five other guys on a bachelor party on saturday 4/9. Cover was waived for us because we went to…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Lunch isn't a bad time to go

Went to "church" a little after lunch time. Not overly crowded with patrons, but seemed to be plenty of dancer available. Typically get my seat right next to the stairs. Gives you…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Riviera Gentleman's Club

So I arrived on a Saturday night around 10. THis was after a few drinks and rounds of pool. My buddy and I payed the $20 cover. We then proceeded through an airport like security…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Nice place, but....

Haven't been here for a few years and things have not really changed. It's somewhat clean but the same! They still have that annoying bathroom attendant downstairs. I hate that.. I can get my own…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

brothel with benches

I stopped in at the Cabaret on a week night a few months ago. In my experience the Cabaret is somewhat unique. The atmosphere is lousy. It's old, dingy, and very dark. There is only…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Another Boring Sunday

This review so for multiple Sunday visits in March. It's still the best day to visit. Met this part-timer who is very skinny and has red red (wig) with a face of an angel, but…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

First time visit

I was looking for a club that was on the way to my hotel near the energy corridor in Houston. It's not the easiest place to find, but the outside is well lit with a…

Lord Black

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Great talent, but a little pricey

My buddies and I went here last Saturday after being sorely disappointed by our otherwise favorite spot in Cabo. The talent was great - many attractive girls, great bodies, and friendly enough. They had a…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Just as advertised!

After reading reviews online I decided to visit Diamond Dolla. I must say the club is as advertised. Large club with lots o dancers in all flavors and sizes. Plenty to choose…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Holland

Came here a few weeks ago on a Wednesday night to take advantage of their VIP special. I was disappointed in the lack of fields dancing on stage, it seemed like there was a 10…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun but just okay

So i went to this club with a group of friends after winning big at the casino. When we first walked in we had to get frisked, this was slightly unpleasant and made you feel…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

pass

I went to Oz around 6:30 to check it out as I haven't been in about 6-9 months. I can safely say it will probably be at least that or longer before I return. It…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Not much to report

During a recent swing thru Clearwater I stopped by here on a weekday afternoon... break out the no-doze...3 girls on shift, 1 was hott. Bartender was nice enough and…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Seems club is making a comeback

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Shoddy place, but the girls are eager to please.

Hit this place up a while back since it was VERY close to my house and my out-of-town friend absolutely HAD to have a lapdance before retiring for the evening. Grabbed a seat by the…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Pulse- Bang for your buck!

I decided to stop by Pulse after work on a Thursday evening. This is not a usual stop of mine, but I was in the area. It has a warehouse look from the…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

I stopped into my old regular Desi's on a Tuesday afternoon

I stopped into my old regular Desi's on a Tuesday afternoon. Back in the day this was the place to go. Now it is the place not to go. Same two ugly…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Something for every taste

I frequent this club at least once a month, what I love about this place is the diversity of the dancers. I prefer the skinny girls with perky tits and theres always a few…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Ok time at Hustler

Usually I prefer scores but decided to stop in Hustler instead. Great drink special before 7, $1 domestic and $2 imports, with a good selection. Scenery was nice too. Pretty women, all young and fit.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos is in my top 2

I used to go to Wackos about 6 times per year. I had not been there for over 1 year. I was eager to seen if it was the same. Parking stinks.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Hit or miss

Tried the club on Tuesday. The usual girls attack as soon as I walked in, grabbing me and offering their wares. Decided to take my time and enjoy my beer and the show. Was getting…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Go because of the so called FREE VIP pass & $2 beer

This is the 2nd visit to a strip club around this area NOT Hollywood, Downtown LA, etc. I go basically because of the $2 drink promotion on Tuesday and the Free VIP pass on their site.…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Best strip club I have visited yet

I visited the Penthouse Club the day before Halloween in 2015 after a long day of drinking with some friends. After they crashed, I decided to visit this strip club and see what was going…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Spring Break Afternoon

I stopped by on my way from the airport to my hotel on a recent spring break visit. It was 2 pm on a Tuesday. The club was pretty damn busy considering.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little darlings

We stopped by last month because it was my friends b-day. My other buddy and I wanted to go elsewhere but the b-boy had the final say considering the occasion. We all agree (including the…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Still ok

This is still a good club for the Baltimore area although it has kind of lost its touch over the past year or two. The quality of girls is a little bit lower. I recognized…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Top quality

I have visited Follies twice, and it was always busy, though for the second time it was shift change and less busy. First, I'm going to talk about the positives. I only visited Follies and Shooter…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is nice during the day

I visited in the late afternoon on a Monday, stayed much longer than I intended (which is a good thing). Casey was a funny gal with a smoking body (FYI I am a boob guy…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Before the Flooding 4/17

Men's Club is one of the best in H-Town! I went on a sunday evening and it was light rain so it must have scared off a lot of people and dancers. Cover…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

update

This will be short since it is an update. This is still a favorite club. The girls really try to make it a great experience. I was told by Sweet Pea that the back room…

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How long does THC stay in your system

Anyone tested positive?

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Average Patriot and Classification of consumer

The average patriot spends what ? I'm guessing Patriots $100-$300 Regulators $400-900 Whales $1,000-$4,000 Rappers/Drug dealers $5,000 and Up

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An idea for the ultimate tuscl meetup

I think it's past time for Founder and Emily to attend a meetup. But I know they will resist the idea. So we need financial incentive. Will you join me? If Founder and Emily will come to a…

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Who's partaking on 4/20?

Tomorrow! I am, as I am a regular stoner chick. I am possibly working though, so I won't be able to get to Space Level, which is apparently when you get stoned out of your skull and maybe kinda feel like…

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WHALE !!!

If a baby blue whale is a $1,000 just starting off at the minimum then my next question is What the fuck is the minimum into the full grown whale category ? Then of course you have the seniors category of Grey…

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Marriage Used As A Weapon?

How many people feel like I do that their wife used the marriage itself as a weapon? What I mean is this, she is not such a bad person, and nor am I. But to make a relationship work it…

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My first LDK: WTF just happened?

I have to be honest. I never thought this would happen to me. I prefer GFE dances and touching the dancer all over. In fact, I usually request in advance that she not grind on me, because I don't really…

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baby whales

How much they spend

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On a scale of 1-10 part 2

I'm not gonna have a 10 part series lol, just one more girl. What would you rate her? http://imgbox.com/nSrjn70g

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Looks like Floriduh has competition.

A 24-year-old woman was arrested outside the Silver Cricket adult entertainment club, 25321 Michigan Ave., on April 7 for being intoxicated while attempting to break out car windows in the parking lot. Dearborn Police were called to the club at 3…

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On a scale of 1-10

What would you rate her? http://imgbox.com/RPgU79Xr Sorry if the pic is a little blurry.

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Poll: Would you have let the penguin stay...or would you have pushed it back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwqbqZ3L60

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1ST ITC!!

Hey fellas 1st off in want to thank the guys on here for all their knowledge and wisdom and advice had a lot of newbie questions and some guys were douchebags but the rest were really helpful thanks again On…

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Yahoo Messenger

Does anyone still use Yahoo Messenger?

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Running the system after being rejected

https://youtu.be/yFPn-l-wDMU This would help ricky 65% of the time

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Imagine getting your ass kicked by a woman with a baby

https://youtu.be/F3mfZ6huhoU Then you go to prison and explain why you are there.

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How Many of You Use Listermint When You Run Into Suspect Pussy?

And you all think I'm joking. http://m.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-history-of-listerinereg.htm

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Donald Trump speaks about the 7/11 Atacks

https://youtu.be/aj_IsiMA4G4

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Phoenix development

Are we ever going to get pics of her engorged boobies? PS. As an after thought, isn't boobies a great word?

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OTC!! Quote

Hey fellas I had a quick question is it hard to find otc, particularly in md dmv? Guys that live outside of the area I still love to hear your input as well! I met this one dancer at a…

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The duck system!

I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)

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Fraud escalated at Club Paradise after police warned management, detective says

Dirty, thieving whores. http://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/robberies/fraud-escalated-club-paradise-after-police-warned-management-detective-says

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I alway try to stop by this place when traveling near to this place

I alway try to stop by this place when traveling near to this place. This place never lets me down yet. Went there on a Tuesday evening, few other patrons were there. The dancers are…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Need Some New Blood

Ebony Inn is still one of my favorite clubs. It's always open.. management encourages the dancers to "make that money".. and management has a strong dislike for dancers who use their cell phones while…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Worth the trip

This is about a 50 minute to an hour drive from Kansas City. The previous night I went to one of the clubs near downtown and was very disappointed. Hence the willingness to drive…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

What happened to this place.

Hit this place up on Saturday April 9th after the Quinnipiac game finished. Been awhile since i've been here but had good luck in the past. Parking lot was jammed. Should of been my first…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Packed on a Saturday Night

I was out last Saturday after my regular spot closed. This was my second ever visit to this club. Last time it was a very slow night and the place was dead. This weekend, the…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Not sure what I expected

I knew I shouldn't have gone in. I was warned. I thought maybe it's not so bad. Well I was wrong. This place is rough. It looks like a rundown…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Thiw time was really good

I went in this afternoon around 2. I payed the $3 and went to get a seat. It was for the most part empty as in plenty of seating. I personally like to get…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

No one else is going here?

Another trip to Elliotts a but more interesting than the past. They had 7 dancers 2 white the rest black. about as many customers there as dancers a couple of them were female who seemed to…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lots of ink

Long long overdue. This is my first time here and I decided to try something different than rhino. Called the limo and I'm by myself in a giant party bus. So this…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Good time at Bucks

I came to Buck last Sunday. My flight was delayed getting into town due to the the weather. Traffic was jacked up due to the earlier thunder storms. There were only about…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

A ways away, but may be worth it

When I first went here, I was still very much a rookie. It's not a little out of the way; it's a lot out of the way. You honestly aren't coming out to west Gresham…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Wrapping up the night (or morning) at the Jet Strip

I was back in LA for a few days, and was able to visit three clubs in two nights: Jet Strip; Bare Elegance; and Déjà vu. I’ll write reviews for all three at…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Pleasant Surprise, Worth a Return.

I went in the evening, possibly between shifts before the evening girls got in. There were only about 3 or 4 girls around, going from the bar to the back and occasionally one would…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

First time to the Saginaw Vu..

I went with a group of friends on a Saturday night. The first thing I learned is that there are no hats allowed in the club. I had been wearing a hat all day, which…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not my favorite visit - Inexpensive but shady club on the northern outskirts of the city

I visited the club on a normal weekday afternoon, hoping to just swing by for a few dances and get out. I had heard of their prices and thought I would be able to get…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Great time

I had just come out of a tough time and a friend of mine took me to this place. It was packed and there were quite a few good looking girls wandering around. Sat down…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Afternoon Fun

I frequent this place when I'm in town and like it because it's one of the few places open before 5pm. I visited on a Thursday around 2:30pm.The place was semi-packed but there were plenty…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

need more girls

There were lots of cars in the parking lot so I stopped in. A bouncer was serving as bartender. Uh Oh. But he was good about it -- gave me my…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Okay time at the Booby

This is the first stripclub I have to here since I recently moved from Dallas, Texas this past month. I had a couple of work colleagues tell me about their positive experience here, so I…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Where Old Strippers Go To Die

Treasures had its heyday. I think that may have been back during the Clinton administration. Sad to say, it's been mostly down hill for Treasures ever since. From time to time you may…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

composite of 3 visits

so I have reviewed this place a couple of times before and this review is a composite for my last 3 visits here. All were on a working day after 10 pm at night. I…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

No 9s or 10s, but girls were pretty chatty

I had never been here and was curious, so I stopped by this place on a Monday around 1pm during my day off for a drink. It was pretty quiet, maybe 15 or so people,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not a bad visit

Made a trip last week for the $10 dances. For once there was more girls than customers when I was there. It seems like the girls are getting better looks, there is the occasional cow…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Spring Break party

They had a Spring Break Party with 40+dancers. It was $20 to get in and $7 for unlimited soft drinks,coffee or juice.The girls would go around the outside bar for $1 tips and gave you…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Best eye candy at the beach

I was there with a group of 6 on Friday and Saturday evening. We got there about 9 PM and the place was already filling up. There had to be over 50 girls and the…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

Friday Afternoon

I've been to this club both in the afternoon and evening. It's basically a small, neighborhood club with a mixture of regulars and drop-ins. The club is better kept up than other in the…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Not worth the money imo.

Wife and I went the other day to break up the normal routine and check this place out again. Got in after paying the cover charge and then went and sat down at a…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Sunday night escape

Decided to pay a visit on a Sunday night and got there around 9 PM. It was pretty dead at that time with a handful of customers and a few girls around but by…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Expensive place for a good time.

Arrived on Monday around 9pm. Not very crowded but things picked up by the time I left around 12:30am. Many more hot dancers later at night. At 9pm most women were 7s…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

decent

visited on a thursday mid day. Club was not very busy, maybe 15 total customers and slightly less dancers. The dancers did not circulate very much, but it was the middle of the month and…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Good Week Night

Was bored on a Tues and decided to check this place out although its a bit of a drive. I had been several times before this year and its definitely better than it has been…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

A decent longstanding club

This was the site of my first ever strip club experience, way back in the late 90s. I was something of a deer in headlights and it blew my mind: multiple stages, very hot…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday Afternoon Fun at Follies

It's been a little while since I've been able to get back to follies but I was able to go this past weekend. I pulled up to the club and not much has changed. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Ok trip

This has become my go to club in Tampa. Though I've typically been there on Thursdays between 9pm and midnight. There's a couple faves I have, especially the blond 9.5 with huge titties I mentioned on…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

$10 Dances

So, had to fly out of Detroit the next day, staying in the area so stopped in here to check out the $10 dances. Sometimes partake in the extras if the girl is right,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Disappointing

I have been to this club several times over the years and most everyone knows about it. But just a little background, it is free to get in everyday before 7pm. After 7pm it is…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Why did I stop?

There's not much around this place. Just thought I'd stop for a beer, It was about 2:30 what the hell. Right. Waste of time. The best thing I could say about the place is the…

Teasers

Tampa, Florida

trash

Where do i start? Went to this club around 10 in the evening. 5$ cover big black dude pat down and walked in to a ratchet ashtrey. There was plenty girls there but they all…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Looking For A Dance

I have been here about a dozen times now and it seems to run hot and cold. Was bored the other day and read all the reviews on this place and it was quite…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Can a guy get a dance over here?

Fairly busy on a Saturday around 8 or 9pm. There were some really hot girls there, but I wonder how they make their money. For a full hour I watched one bunch of young hotties…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First ever trip to a strip club.

This was in February of 2016. This was the first time I've ever been to a strip club. Always been curios and heard about the clubs here in Fayetteville and finally went. Don't drink but…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Variety- Spice of Life

Well it doesn't look like much from the outside looks better from the inside kind of small got a little private area half a floor up behind the bar. No cover was nice. Bartender wanted…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Long Overdue Review

This review is long overdue. I went to TJ back in January and has an amazing time both here and at Adelita's. When I walked in I was taken aback by how amazing this place…

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Want to fight?

Two guys ask about half a dozen other guys if they want to fight. One of the 6 pulls a gun and then runs like a bitch...wtf? https://youtu.be/MVjUs0XE4Ts

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Valentina Matteucci pics

Info: age: 21 on Wednesday (born 4/20/1995) height: 5' 8" weight: 117 lb measurements: 37DD - 28 -35 http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2014/02/valentina-matteucci-topless-portraits-is-she-truly-an-emily-ratajkowski-throne-competitor http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2014/06/valentina-matteucci-nekkid-epic-hot-boobtastic-in-an-art-gallery-art-galleries-now-officially-considred-interesting http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2014/02/valentina-matteucci-topless-pictures-continue-to-invade-our-lust-filled-hearts http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2014/02/valentina-matteucci-topless-outdoors-for-the-lust-of-all-things-italian Holy cannolis! If you also lust for her this spicy Italian meatball, there are countless pictures and videos on the Interwebz.

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What Does Emily Look Like?

A). http://www.24spoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chloe-OBrian-24-Season-7-Ep11.jpg B). https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=mayim+big+bang+theory&view=detailv2&&id=154D6DFC347029020A0EEC0E7A6C6DEDE08BC0FA&selectedIndex=3&ccid=f%2fmRnZI1&simid=608055438940439038&thid=OIP.M7ff9919d9235aa82784a68c3407692f1H2 C). http://www.lostvegascasinohire.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/showgirls%20pose2.jpg D). http://hotreadsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/UCLA-basketball-2.jpg

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Most inaccurate stage names?

That don't fit the dancer's look or persona at all?

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I'd love to be Steph Curry right about now

http://www.inquisitr.com/3003470/ayesha-curry-female-reporter-interviews-steph-curry-as-his-wife-swoops-in-video/ So basically this hot female reporter is interviewing Steph Curry, and then his wife jumps in on the interview and acts weird. Some say she was drunk. Maybe so, but I think there was a little jealously there too. It's good…

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Strippers that tattoo their boyfriend's/pimp's name on their body

I wouldn't say this is common, but I've been seeing it more recently. It makes so sense for me. First of all if you have regular customers, do you think they want to see that shit? The customers want you to…

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What do you say?

When you guys are interested in OTC with a girl does she offer it to you first ever? When you are ready to ask her what exactly do you usually say? Do you get direct to the point…

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Happy Birthday Rick Moranis

http://youtu.be/pNRlcjz3acU Anybody missing farmerart, eh?

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Tax Day

I hate tax day. Do you think any dancers ever file taxes on what they earn at club? Probably a dumb question. It is funny because I have had favorites who will tell me they ONLY made $1000-1200 in…

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I Used To Love Strip Clubs Until I Realized ‘Escaping’ Wasn’t A Good Thing

I'm sure this would cause all of us to stop going to strip clubs: "So what caused me to stop going? The “treatment” I received late one night left me feeling disgusted in myself and the man I had become. I…

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Rarely seen video of RickDugan clubbing

Apparently Rick had two understudies of The System with him (Rick was the one in the middle of course). It was a rough night at the beginning for the creator of The System but in pure Rick fashion they did score…

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Hot asses

What say you? https://youtu.be/mVeeOM2fzBE

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Juice

Your mom is on the phone

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Pussy

Would rather have it tight but dry or loose but juicy?

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What would Jesus do

Yesterday at church, the preacher suggested that before every decision, I should ask myself, 'what would Jesus do?'. So, at the club, would Jesus settle for regular lap dances or would he want extras? By the way, I do know…

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favorite attire on a dancer?

Some clubs have certain attire rules for strippers. That aside, what is your favorite type of outfit to see a stripper wear in the club? Sexy bikini outfits with a little g-string underneath? G-string only, leaving less to the imagination? Lingerie?…

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Time frame?

How long do you guys wait after first meeting a dancer and getting some dances from her then getting her number before you bring up OTC? I always think if she isn't into doing OTC then she is going…

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Boobs are useful

They can be used for drink holders and many other things http://epiccleavage.tumblr.com/

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Adventures in Dallas Strip Clubs with Keanu Stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan

Key and Peel's movie features strip club scenes: "We were at the strip club for quite some time and I thought it was a lot of fun because the background people, the extras, were terrific." It took me a few…

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What is your ultimate pizza?

I choose thin crust, green pepper, sausage, and pineapple. From either Pizza Hut or dominos.

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There's Something About Mary

How many of you whack it aka There's Something About Mary before you go to a SC so you wont LDK in two songs?

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San Bernardino 2AMer.

SAN BERNARDINO (CBSLA.com) — Authorities say a 20-year-old Marine has died after being shot multiple times in the parking lot of a strip club. The incident unfolded just after 2:10 a.m. Sunday outside of the Flesh Club, which is located at…

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I love Data

I burn lots of it

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How quick?

I went to a club I had never been to before. It is an hour away. I got a number from very hot girl. We did 8 dances in VIP. I saw her 5 days earlier on my 1st…

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A new Fish?

With my CF not being very responsive to me recently I decided to go to a club I had never been to before that is an hour away. I went on a Monday and got dances in VIP with 3…

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Being needy as an OTC strategy

I know being needy is the fastest way to drive away honey and ruin on-the-fence promising OTC prospects. But, I wonder if being needy might just turn a maybe into a yes. I've never tried it but I suppose it…

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Another big-breasted Asian hottie

Trigger warning: If you dislike Asian chicks or women with large natural breasts, *avoid* these pictures of Cacia Zoo! Half a dozen arty topless photos: http://www.youarefire.com/girls-we-love-cacia-zoo/ Dozens of "glamour" photographs: http://www.tumbex.com/tumblr/style-beauty-passion/photo/page/4?tag=caciazoo Finally, a nice 90-second video: http://www.caciazoo.com/#!video/c1j3z

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The various feelings of different vaginas

Have you ever noticed the different feelings of a woman's vagina? I like tight but smooth and unobstructed as deep as I can go. Until tonight, GingerBread had the best pussy I've ever felt. But tonight's was…

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The Integrity of the DS Brand is Intact

The Integrity of the DS Brand is Intact Some have expressed concern over my reference to a possible DS IV by claiming that I am watering down the DS brand name. Three points. First, as tonight's experience proves (see below) the…

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That moment when they know

Always a lot of discussion on TUSCL about long term dancers getting close to past their prime. I'm sure it happens very gradually but I wonder if some of them have some immediate revelation that the easy money is…

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Top Club in each of 50 states (2015 Top 50 List)

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more check your state and see if you agree Some interesting picks: Texas - The Lodge, (Dallas) Georgia - Cheetah (Atlanta) Florida - Mons Venus (Tampa) California - 4 Play (LA) Arizona - Skin (Scottsdale) Oregon - Devil's Point (Portland) Michigan - Coliseum (Detroit) Maryland…

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Strip club rip off

This was a new one to me. I should pay more attention. DaOnion and I order drinks and food. Waitress comes by and says what we owe. I'm prepared to pay but DO quickly reviews what we ordered,…

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Porn site blocks north carolina users over anti-lgbt law

http://www.glamour.com/story/porn-site-blocks-north-carolina-users-over-anti-lgbt-law

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Stripper with kids...

you all know the rest http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/police-mother-leaves-infant-in-hot-car-for-strip-club-audition-2-arrested/220377325?ecmp=wsbtv_social_twitter_sfp

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OT for you car buffs.

http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2016/4/9/The-Ford-Mustang-Just-Outsold-Two-Of-Germany-s-Top-Sports-Cars-In-Germany-7732965/ And only 18 Camaros were sold. :)

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1st time ITC discussions: story of the clean dancer & the extras girl (long)

I like to window shop. When I enter a club, I like to take my time checking out all the dancers until I find my favorite one or two. Sometimes I sit for an hour or two or three until…

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More confessions from my 51-year-old stripper

OK. It's really only one confession, but I thought those of us over a certain age might relate. I've written about Caolyn before in this forum and I usually stop in to see her every couple months or so on…

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Edinburg (S Texas) 2AMer.

Several people were shot Sunday morning at Jaguars -- the all-nude strip club in Edinburg. At about 5 a.m. Sunday, several people were shot at Jaguars, according to information provided by Assistant Police Chief Oscar Trevino. One person died and multiple…

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it is hard getting old

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to…

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Are We Doomed to Get Tired of Our Favorite Dancer?

Philosophical Question on Dancers Let's say you've found yourself a smoking hot girl who gives you everything you could possibly want in dances. She's a "10" in your book, she's sensual, she's willing to do anything you want, her dances/other activities…

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An old dog learns a new trick

something totally new and different happened to me when I was clubbing yesterday. I got several table dances from my DS IV candidate, and then sent her away with a promise of lots of money later once my weed kicked in.…

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Possibly the best pair of panties i have ever seen lol

I am so considering ordering these lol. https://www.spreadshirt.com/i-love-cock-thong-A9091212#/detail/9091212

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outside the club action in northern Mass stripclubs?

Anyone having any luck at Mac's two or the Club?

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Percentage of customers asking to fuck a stripper OTC

In a non-extras club on a typical night, what percentage of guys ask the average dancer for sex OTC? I asked this question of my DS IV candidate last night, and she said it was easily 80% for her.…

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if it was up to you, how would you do it ?

This is a hypothetical situation How would you do church if you started and owned one ? What would be your main message ? How would you connect with your community and city ?

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ITC fun and OTC 3 some

Been having some ongoing modest / ITC fun with my ATF at her club for about 6 months. Visits to the club include paying for floor, VIP dances, drinks etc. VIP is limited to Grinding, HJ, licking, touching. No BJ, FS,…

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Strip club footage of NFL’s Will Smith being used to defend his alleged killer?

http://rollingout.com/2016/04/16/strip-club-footage-of-nfls-will-smith-being-used-to-defend-his-alleged-killer/

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Fuck my Wife

Wife and I rent a Motel Room after dark..One Motel has Two way mirrors...Owner says don't worry..Mirrors have Shades..I tell him to Look all he wants...The window drapes are open, as my Bride removes her blouse and Shorts...Guys look in…

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This is very hot

The hottest woman in the club is on stage on a busy Saturday night. Guys are throwing big wads of bills at her. She's makes north of $150 easy. Well over a dozen guys tip her.…

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The old west

Did you ever want to be a gunslinging badass that fucks shit up in the old west?

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help please

I think maybe the little head fucked up again. But maybe he's a genius. He made a date for tomorrow with (potential) DS IV. The idiot offered her DS prices so now she's already talking about our second date. On…

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Videos that broke the Internet: bouncy big-breasted Asian tennis player

Trigger warning: These two YouTube videos feature an Asian chick with big natural tits playing tennis *badly*. If you dislike Asian women, large breasts, or bad tennis -- avoid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2n7lg2OpwE&ebc=ANyPxKpSVE_pD11lG8_HQ9Tffnc8BH-TL3GSjCUa4TnFGq1Agdtvq1-peKdcVJYbjX6Q9iPNiPgR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTtpXRxeetg&ebc=ANyPxKqAYLTjwptzHxJuUBsWXq9Fay8XhMrtSs271E27VUuK4IktsYUrwXG5vSOvKqZ-ZlmogTi3 Note: She's a Filipina model named Elisabeth…

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Free samples

If you are experiencing bladdar leakage call hdis https://www.hdis.com/

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at the house saving money sucks but it's necessary

Not all of us on tuscl are blessed with $350,000 ...it's more like $35,000 Poker laptop broke today Car check engine light came on And I got to put clubbing on hold just to fix shit. A man gotta do what a man…