WHALE !!!

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just_the_nuts
If a baby blue whale is a $1,000 just starting off at the minimum then my next question is

What the fuck is the minimum into the full grown whale category ?

Then of course you have the seniors category of Grey Whales and what classification do we prescribe to them as a definition and cost ?

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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I think you're a whale if you spend $1K on a single dancer in a single night. I did that a few times with the DS in our early months together, but I've never done it for any other dancer. And I likely never will. These days I mostly only spend the big bucks on OTC.
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Dominic77
9 years ago
$1K seems reasonable for a whale classification, on a single dancer ( or on each dancer). It's a customer with big, deep pockets and the willingness to actually spend it freely. Plus his or her dollar figures need to be multiples of what a typical customer spends.
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
So basicly the pay scale only doubles per whale level

Baby blue $1,000 (beginner)
Whale $2,000 ( intermediate)
Gray $4,000 (advanced)

I'm sure no one is clubbing $5K and up unless your a rapper or drug dealer
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shailynn
9 years ago
What about the pink whale?
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shailynn
9 years ago
What am I a dolphin?

I have spent $800 on one stripper in one night. I have spent a little over a grand in a strip club before but that was mostly on drinks and buying lapdances for friends. Those nights I don't recall ever spending more than $200 on one single dancer.

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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Fuck you jackie
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warhawks
9 years ago
Duck you Justin.
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motorhead
9 years ago


"I'm sure no one is clubbing $5K and up unless your a rapper or drug dealer"

Every instance I've heard a dancer tell me about a guy spending five grand, it's either. It's typically some Middle Eastern guy
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motorhead
9 years ago
"Neither"
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
Well, let's meet, just_the_nuts.
I'll drop $1000 on some Latina you know and you can call me a whale. :)
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
So 5k an up is Osama status
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"So 5k an up is Osama status"

Osama the whale?
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minnow
9 years ago
jtn: You left out the Sperm Whale. That's the one that has to spend more than $20 to LDK.
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Lol
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
There are definitely guys who blow $5000 and up - but they are possibly the most pathetic whales in the ocean. Some are middle eastern guys - who have no skills - and who probably get very little for that money!
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
"I'm sure no one is clubbing $5K and up unless your a rapper or drug dealer"

At club I previously worked at we had a man who would come in every few weeks from PA and almost always spent more than 5k. He was a business owner, I believe.
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Lol..I would love to watch a man blow 5k and still strike out with a stripper lol

I love watching ppl gamble at the casino... so fun to watch all their hopes and dreams vanish on a turn of the cards lol
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
I also know a guy in Kalamazoo who claims to have paid $25K in advance to have the champagne room whenever he wants for a year. He lied a lot, so idk if the dollar figure was actually 25K but he did happen to be a multimillionaire, so I'm sure he spent a lot. And he wasn't lying about the champagne room either. He had in fact already prepaid for it for the year so when we'd go in it together he would just pay me and not the club.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Ninabambina I'm in lust with your sexual orientation
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mrrock
9 years ago
I've spent as much as 1600 on one dancer does that make me a teenage whale?
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warhawks
9 years ago

I think most posters here are guppies.

Except for JS69. He's a shark.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Wtf is a pink whale? Never heard of it
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
The $25,000 seems like a good way to reserve the VIP in advance. That's basically paying a premium for the convenience - and it's not a bad investment for someone who is wealthy. Depending on how often he uses VIP - it could be a bargain!
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