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Average Patriot and Classification of consumer

just_the_nuts

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

The average patriot spends what ?

I'm guessing

Patriots $100-$300

Regulators $400-900

Whales $1,000-$4,000

Rappers/Drug dealers $5,000 and Up

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just_the_nuts

Pardon me I forgot the SIMP

SIMP $0-$90

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warhawks

Patriots cause monetary deflation... Your money (and footballs) won't go as far.

But they'll be easier to hold on to both....

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shailynn

Rech, Crazyjoe, LDK82 and I are classified as "super studs" and we spend anywhere from $10 to $28.50 per club visit.

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just_the_nuts

Lol ^^^^ both if you bitches got me rolling on the floor

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DaOnion

$28.50? Ha. That should be the next LDK challenge. To tip the dancer on stage with quarters and try to slip them in her bra or g-string.

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shailynn

^^^ you are a little late to the party. Juice routinely pays strippers in rolls of dimes and nickels, we call it "making it hail." He never brings quarters though because he saves those for the Gauntlet IV video game at his local 7-11, and for the Homies figurines in the novelty/candy machines.

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