One of my old favorites had Chastity as her real name. She was supposedly named for Chastity Bono. Someone must not have loved their daughter. At least she had the good sense to go by Sugar. I also know a white lady from work whose daughter is Jade.
Lexus, Mercedes, Porsche, Ferrari
Paul McCartney once said the lyrics "baby you can drive my car" came from an old Blues euphemism for sex.
OK, but the strippers shouldn't be named after the car, right?
Love the Kanye West lyric: she couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter A Lexus -
I never understood girls using the stage name Sahara - as it makes me think they are dry.
Knew a dancer who used the name Alpha - even though she had double D's (implants).
Wonder if the hurricane that hot New Orleans caused dancers to stop using Katrina?
I ran into a dancer using Isis recently and when I suggested that she might want to change it, she said that she didn't care. She didn't get any dances either.
Lol.
Most people know it's an actual name, but it unfortunately carries a negative connotation with some people. I used to know a chick named Isis. I liked the name and what it meant. But being a stripper and having a wide variety of customers, it's not smart to willingly choose such a stage name.
I have gotten excellent lappers from a chick named Isis. Of course, this was before the rise of ISIS or ISIL or Da'esh or whatever the fuck you want to call it. If a stripper's hot enough, she can call herself Jihadi Jane as far as I'm concerned.
I agree with Deuce on Non Asian dancers named Jade and Blonde dancers named Raven.
A fat dancer with saggy tits named Lushus. She couldn't even fucking spell.
An AA and a Latina dancer both named Bambi.
A blonde white dancer named Persia.
An AA dancer named Heidi.
A smoking hot blonde named Opal.
A smoking hot brunette named Jane.
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