it is hard getting old

4/17/2016 9:53:05 AM

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to a month. There was a slight pinkish tint in my urine the first time I pissed and then it was completely normal.

I waited about a week before any sex and by chance I was titty fucking this girl when I first ejaculated. That shit looked like very dark A1 sauce coming out of my dick. I was more freaked out than the girl who was in near hysterics. Over the next two weeks my seamen slowly returned to normal.

Sorry to spoil anyone’s dinner but now that I’m officially old I understand that we are supposed to compare the health of our prostates. Did I mention that I’m cancer free? Fuck Yeah!

And to you young whippersnappers who want to make snide remarks all I have to say is "As I am so you shall be". It is bad enough that my tax dollars support the young lazy fucks. Realize that your seamen will resemble steak sauce soon enough.

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motorhead

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

9 years ago

Hell yes it is. I can't make it thru the night without getting up at 4:30 to take a piss. That's better than some though. My boss is only 3 years older than I am and he says he gets up 3 times a night.

crazyjoe

Colorado

9 years ago

https://www.tuscl.net/postread…

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

9 years ago

Getting up to piss several times a night is caused by an enlarged prostate (BPH). A common prescription for it is Floxmax(Tamsulosin). I've been taking it for a couple of years. It does help in most cases and is inexpensive. As I have mentioned before on here a side effect is retrograde ejaculations. When the semen goes into your bladder instead of shooting out your penis. 95% of the time I have retrogrades. Believe me the strippers like it.

ATACdawg

Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

9 years ago

BTW, DrPhil, how did you come to be ejaculating tiny sailors?

twentyfive

Living well and enjoying my retirement

9 years ago

As hard as it is to get old its better than the alternative.

Mate27

TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!

9 years ago

Congrats Dr. Phil. Keep on keeping on, and keep on cumming on her!

CT/RI/MA

9 years ago

I would trade a little blood for no cancer. That is great news that you are cancer free and have some chic you can titty fuck and shoot on. I'm old and jealous. Lol!

san_jose_guy

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

9 years ago

'san_jose_gay' is an impersonation troll, so please read carefully.

SJG

French Resistance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

9 years ago

" DoctorPhil., can I offer you a prostate massage?
I am very experienced and very gentle. "

I spit diet coke all over my keyboard reading that. Keep em coming gaybo!!!!!

Dr. Philly - congrats on the good prostate news. I think if you were thinking on your feet you should have told the stripper "see, you squeezed my nuts too hard and you broke one of them!" lol

Tiredtraveler

Solo PL

9 years ago

The real question is can you get hard when you are old?

Cashman1234

He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.

9 years ago

Congrats on your prostate being healthy! It's important to remain aware of your prostate health. It's one form of cancer that can be treated - with decreased side effects - if found early enough.

Congrats on having a girl to titty fuck as well. If your load had the taste of bbq sauce - that would be a plus for a girl with big titties and a taste for chicken fangers...

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