First time to the Saginaw Vu..

I went with a group of friends on a Saturday night. The first thing I learned is that there are no hats allowed in the club. I had been wearing a hat all day, which meant that I had hat hair like a mofo when they made me take off my hat. So yeah, looking like a goofball. Good start to the evening. Cover was $20, which included a soda in an exclusive Deja Vu plastic collector's cup. Sweet. We took a seat around the stage and watched a few girls go through their routines. $1 got you some sweet, sweet boobies in your face. $5 got your face buried in vagina and/or butt slammed. Meanwhile, all the girls who weren't up on stage were working the crowd. Every couple minutes, a girl would come and chat us up and try to get us to buy a dance. Finally a tall, tan blonde with some monster boobies and killer legs convinced my brain that I was better off with her body rubbing on my junk than I was with $20 in my pocket. Lap dance was fully nude. She grinded hard, played with herself, did this awesome thing where she licked my ear and then blew on it. And she smelled so good. The smell of her might have literally been the highlight. If Old Spice made a new flavor called "Eau de Saginaw Deja Vu Stripper", I'd wear it. All in all, I was out like $50 and I got a lap dance from a sexy lady, and assorted boobies and vaginas rubbed on my face. Not a bad way to spend a night. Two thumbs up. 4 out of 5 stars.