I know being needy is the fastest way to drive away honey and ruin on-the-fence promising OTC prospects. But, I wonder if being needy might just turn a maybe into a yes.
I've never tried it but I suppose it would go something like this:
PL - Bambi, honey, my pet turtle Hank died today and I am so sad. The only thing that could possibly make me feel better is if you spend a couple hours with me in a hotel today fucking me for 300.
Bambi thinks - I need money. This harmless old fuck is asking me yet again to fuck him for money and I have been balking because I'm not a whore. But, his turtle just died so fucking him would really be a service to humanity and not whoring. So, okay I will fuck this dude.
Could this have any hope of turning a maybe to a yes?


I can only BS so much to get laid. At some point, I want to feel like she's with me, not some lie I've created.