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How many dances?

How many lap dances with the same person do you think most guys average in a non extras club where there is 2 way touching and $20 per dance? I always wonder if I am about average in how…

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Experts

I wish 1 or 2 of the experts on here would just come to the KC area and go to the club with me and show me how it is done...haha

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Advice

So since my CF hasn't communicated with me in 2 weeks I went searching for new fish. I went to a club an hour away. I have found 2 dancers there that I am very interested in. I would call…

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Are there a lot of gay oil field workers?

WILLISTON, N.D. – In the wake of the city’s decision to separate exotic dancing from drinking by the end of next week, the owner of Williston’s last remaining strip club says he will turn the business into a gathering spot…

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Glitter Gulch, definition of "tourist trap" to close in June.

Just read that Glitter Gulch or Girls of Glitter Gulch the strip club smack in the middle of Las Vegas's Fremont Street Experience has been purchased and will close in June. This place was not a good club at all…

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Glitter Gulch, definition of "tourist trap" to close in June.

Just read that Glitter Gulch or Girls of Glitter Gulch the strip club smack in the middle of Las Vegas's Fremont Street Experience has been purchased and will close in June. This place was not a good club at all…

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TUSCL Hockey Bracket....

Against all odds, for the moment, I am a winner http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

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OT: My Pillow

Has anyone bought one of those “My Pillow” that has been advertised on TV/radio recently? If so – how was it?

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cabaret royale dallas

Does anyone know where any of these dancers landed?

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Attorney bloopers

Here something I came across on the internet, and I thought that our resident attorney could use some cheering up since he's been called an old Fart and isn't having any luck finding a new dream stripper, anyway John this…

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Texting

How often do you guys text with a dancer who gives you her number? I know it is different how long you have known her. I have one who was my CF but haven't gotten a response to texts…

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Attention

I got two new songs on iTunes, "you hurt me so bad", and "no hook needed". Go get it today! It's only a buck. Let's goooooo. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-hook-needed-single/id1107970643?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-hurt-me-so-bad-single/id1106337237?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

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Old Fart

I'm with the DS and we are joking around while getting high. I make a sarcastic comment facetiously referring to myself as a 60 year old man. She gets a puzzled look on her face and asks if I'm…

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ATF relationship nearing the end

I don't wanna get into details, but it looks like the end is near with my OTC P4P relationship with my ATF (she stopped dancing a while ago). Basically she has started seeing a guy, they aren't exclusive yet so…

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happy true story

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case. the good news is that…

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Joke Of The Day

In class, the teacher asked Jimmy how his weekend was "Horrible", he said, " A car ran into my brothers asshole!" "Now Jimmy", said the teacher, "the proper word is rectum" Jimmy replied, "rectum? Damn near killed him!"

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Crazyjoe Does Taco Bell

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Vehicle broke into while at strip club

Now, this didn't happen to me (thank god), but one of the guys I work with had his company vehicle broke into (and pretty much emptied of all sorts of company tools and parts) while he sat in s strip…

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Sighting of Saudi_Arabia_Guy

SAG, also known as Prince Abdul Aziz bin Fahd, was seen partying in Manhattan. The picture says it all. http://nypost.com/2016/04/26/saudi-prince-hits-the-clubs-looking-like-an-average-joe/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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I miss stripper nails

Ok I can admit I love long sexy nails especially on a DS. I think when they are sliding up or down her body it just adds another a little extra . Last week when I was at the club…

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Great White Buffalo

Even though the movie is probably at least five years old, I still find Hot Tub Time Machine to be hilarious. One of my favorite quotes is when they talk about finding a Great White Buffalo. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Sxxibos-I For those that haven't…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

It was a good night after all

I visited on a Saturday evening around 8pm. It was free cover and there was a 5 dolor drink special till 9. I got a drink at the bar and found a seat near…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Not the greatest place

I read the reviews before I went and almost didn't go. But I didn't have anything better to do. Dropped by on a Saturday night. The place was pretty dead, only 4 girls working of…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

not too expensive

This club is a full bar, nude, and full friction/touching lap dances, which is a rare combination. Dances are $25 and are done in the back on black leather couches. You can also get table…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Amazing!

Been to Sugar 44 once before and had a decent time so I thought I'd give it another shot. Chill, neighborhood bar with friendly staff. Girls here are real hit and miss. There were some…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Very disappointed in the changes

This was my go-to place. I loved the Latinas and the sexy girls all just around 21. Lately, though, the selection of dancers is just sad. A lot of tattoos, which is cool if that's…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Good club in South bay

I went to this club again after almost a year. It was past midnight and the parking lot was full. There was no change in the layout. It was exactly like before with one center…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Possible new favorite dancer

Came in on a saturday night and the place was very crowded but there were plenty of dancers for everyone. This place has quickly become my go to strip club, it's a great balance of…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Came to KH on a Tuesday

I had an off day Tuesday last week, and I have been itching for a KH8 visit. I do not frequent the day shift, but I have heard great things. Sat down and I got my…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

It was Great

The club was a great time, went here with three friends and the atmosphere is very comfortable. The security guys were cool too I had a couple conversations with them throughout the night, very friendly.…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Got exactly what I wanted

Went to bottoms up around 7pm on a Tuesday. You could easily drive past this place and miss it. Then again, if you're on this stretch of road you're probably looking for this particular club.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good time again

Was in the general area - decided to pop in and see who was around. I got there around 5 as the late afternoon shift was arriving -- had my drink, worked the dollar…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Tuesday night

First time here. Went at about 9:45 on a Tuesday night. Inside the front door is a long hallway. Pay your $20 cover at a window, walk through the door at the end of the…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Good

I stopped by here because of previous trips and I was hoping for the same. The parking lot is empty and you have to be buzzed in by the guy, and usually there's a girl…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Meh.

Boston just doesn't have many good options for strip clubs. I went here with some friends and it was just like i remember it- crowded and disappointing. Its a long, skinny bar atmosphere and there…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Money Goes Far and so do the Girls

I won't go into the details as to the structure of the club. They have been covered many times before by many that care more than I do. My biggest negative is the smoke. The girls…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

A Stop by the Old Admiral

Decided to stop in on a Sunday evening to see what was happening at the Admiral. While this bar is full nude, there is no alcohol served. I had no problem as…

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

Arety's

This is a pathetic, redneck dive bar. The place looks like a dump, inside and out, and the girls look worse. There were about a half-dozen working during my short visit. Except…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

It was closed for a week for remodeling, so I stopped in to see the changes.

I had driven by an noticed it was closed for a week for remodeling. Decided that since I hadn't been in for a couple months I'd swing in and see what changed. They…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Wednesday afternoon lineup

Stopped in Monday and the pickings were slim so I left after 15 minutes. Decided to try again Wednesday hoping to see Daisy or Tyna. Neither one was there but luckily Destiny was making a…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

First time

Went to Christies Cabaret for the first time last week. And this was my first time. I have to be honest, I might have to make this a regular occurrence! While the beer was about…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

First time visitor

Outside of club looks fancy with lights and valet. Inside, a little less so but not unclean, so who cares. There were between 5-8 dancers most were 7s or 8s, a few looked a little…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

a good time as always

I was in vegas for a convention recently and stopped by the Rhino for some fun. The outside is being remodeled but the inside was fun as always. Got a few dances with Crystal from…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another visit to the Rhino

Yet again I found myself in Vegas at the Rhino… Yet again an interesting experience. It was a Sunday night and it wasn't too busy (certainly not like the madhouse it is on Fridays and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Different than afternoon

So I visited Follies for the third time, but now at 8pm instead of afternoon. The experience totally changed. Lap dance grinds were not bad, but one dancer was not really giving any mileage. The…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Pricey and dark, but not a bad time

I was in North Beach and decided to check out the clubs after a hitting a few bars. Having never been into one of SF's tiny clubs, I decided to give Garden of Eden a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I stopped by Playhouse after a long time being away last Friday a little after midnight

I stopped by Playhouse after a long time being away last Friday a little after midnight. I was looking for the infamous Leticia, and I was surprised to learn that she quit or vanished quite…

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Another unicorn???

This seems to have been my month to discover unicorns in my favorite club. This particular dancer has absolutely the best stage presence I have ever seen. She never just walks to the end of the stage and just drops…

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Not sure what the object of this game is but it looks interesting. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video13045949/japanische_gameshow

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Can a Dancer at the end of her career bring emotional sexual healing to the youn

Right now I really am believing

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Stripper transsexual threesome request

WTF!! I recently posted a discussion on finding another lady for a threesome. Thanks for all the advice. In telling her I would be scouting another club for our next new threesome friend My ATF jthrew me a curve saying…

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Lunchtime at Starbucks

Did a quick run to Starbucks after lunch. Sat in the patio as I sipped my latte and browsed TUSCL. Could not keep my eyes on the screen – I was sitting by the door and must have seen at least 10…

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OT: all-time undrafted NFL team

Scroll down halfway to see the list: https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/shutdown-corner-s-all-time-undrafted-nfl-team-173740826.html

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What's the meaning of your TUSCL username?

With me, growing up Larry Johnson was one of my favorite NBA players, plus I loved his role as "grandmama" on Family Matters. So I decided to honor him, plus I love fishing, so that's how I came with "larryfisherman".…

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Who the fuck is cflock?

Seriously I've been around for a while and I have no clue. Is he like Capt Tuttle on MASH?

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I like the way she thinks

Recently one of my favorites told me that she wants to eventually open her own strip club and when she does, she is going to make all of her dancers gets tested for STDs every month. She feels that the…

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Dancers with poor personal hygiene to include bad breath as well as unpleasant b

I find it a true disservice to a paying customer if you disregard the most imperative part of your profession. Especially when you are in such an extreme proximity with them of an intimate nature. And it coincidentally seems to…

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what if tuscl was in video format or live stream ?

Might be a little like this https://youtu.be/aetVg30HF5U Comment below on what member this fits

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CT: Are There Any Muslim TUSCL Members In The Discussions?

CT (controversial topic) Is anyone that posts on a regular basis Muslim? Makes no difference to me, I am just curious. I live in a small town and I have seen the Muslim popular explode over the past 5 years, but…

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Customers Not Washing Hands After Using The Toilet / Dancers Not 'Sanitizing' Be

First. let me say I am so glad that my ATF and other favs always wipe themselves down when they get off stage, and also in between dances with customers. It should be common practice, but I know there…

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Hi Looking for advice on how to move this from ITC to OTC

Some of you have read my post "Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) ITC first time" Got FS inside the club to my surprise. I am hoping to see her again this Thursday at the…

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stripper stereotypes

So whats some good stripper stereotypes you have heard or seen?

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NASCAR Events

The earlier thread "From Breastaurant Waitress to Stripper?" got me thinking about how so many of the hot Jack Daniels, Skoal, & Power Tool girls used to be recruited from local strip clubs to work NASCAR events. Ran into…

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what constitutes trolling?

I would say that it is negative ad hominem. The comments are not topical, they are meta narrative, conversations about the conversation, with the intent of terminating the conversation. Most of it is ad hominem, talking about the…

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Odessa 2AMer.

Private security guards at Jaguars Gold Club fired the shots that killed 28-year-old Daniel Ibarra Ruiz early Sunday morning, the Ector County Sheriff’s Office reported in a Monday morning news release that offered a narrative account of the slaying. The sheriff’s…

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We need more Politicians like this

Sexiest politicians of all time https://youtu.be/kBOwWw7wlg8

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Membership

Is there a way to tell when my next payment is due and/or which card is making the payment. I haven't reviewed a club in a while so I am sure I am paying. One of my cards is about…

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The Influence of Heck

For the first time ever I ordered lobster at a strip club. Next thing you know I'll be playing the Grateful Dead while the DS gives me a private show.

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Waitress screws up my change (again!)

Ever since the incident with Da Onion, I have been very careful to check what I'm being charged for food/drinks in clubs. I also check my change carefully. Last night I was particularly vigilant cause I was on day…

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OT: Portlandia

Portlandia is a satirical comedy set in Portland. It stars Fred Armisten of SNL, and it appears on IFC. Although it debuted in 2011, I just started watching it and I find it pretty funny. Some of…

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Fox News' Megyn Kelly

Was I dreaming, or did she have her high beams on last night? She's so hot, it's wrong.

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club

This club is trying to find its identiyty. The club was really slow at 11 pm with dancers basically sitting along through line of chairs in front of u you as you come in the…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Awesome for bachelors party!

Organized a bachelor party for a group of friends. We arrived at the club after a night of drinking and craziness at about midnight. The rest of the night was outstanding. Everything from the managment…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

cabaret

Decided to take a trip to el paso for some fun, and stopped by the cabaret twice on a saturday. First time got there around 5pm and stayed for about two hours, took a 12…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Beginning of the end?

Although I'm not a huge fan of the Centerfold, it is the closest club to my house, so I will stop in occasionally just to keep tabs on things. I'm starting to wonder if I…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I got 99 problems, but Vixens ain't one

If you like seeing some titties under a blacklight and shaking to classic stripper songs, look no further. Also classic "dance" moves like clacking the heels on stage can be found here. No real dancing…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

It's a great club.. if you're rich..

It's amazing.. 10s all over the place. 20 bucks? gets you half a short song if you're lucky in front of everyone in a well lit area. We ate at the steakhouse and…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good basic working man's club

Well it's location is on an industrial road with like 3 or 4 other adult businesses. A short 10-15 drive out of center city and a major road which connects to highways etc.…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Not Really A Club

Not actually a strip club. You can get a dance here but it's not the best, the dancers aren't that pretty. There can be some raunchy action here from couples or women that come in,…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A very good time

I came in around midnight on Saturday and paid the usual $10 at the door and $5 for a coffee, the first thing I notice was all the new faces that I normally see…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Just average

This club was just average. Some of girls are very good looking but they are pasty and not much racial diversity (mainly white dancers). A few of the dancers gave good dances but you won't…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

afternoon delight

Stopped by on recent weekday afternoon, i would say 6 or 7 girls working ( only a handful of customers ). Had a great dance from Zoey, a blond i would guess late…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Bachelor Party

Went here on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. We were able to accomplish all of our goals of getting the bachelor on stay which was pretty reasonably priced. Had to pay extra to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Strange setup

What a weird layout for the club. It's not all that big and walking in, it feels like a diner with a big stage in the middle of the room. right in front of the…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Never going back

I chose this club because it was on Westshore. Valet said $5 but when I left he told me $10 I said why and he said because he parked me up front. The parking lot…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

If you like it dirty

I was visiting Stratford and this was the closest club to my hotel, so I checked it out. didn't look like one since you could see through the windows from the outside. I walked in…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Hit and Miss but worthwhile

I'm torn over this place. Some of the hottest girls I've seen strip, strip here. They also have a pretty good variety of Hispanic and euro girls gifted above and below the equator (choose your…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Afternoon refreshment

These clubs are all pretty dark, I'd prefer a bit more light to see the naked flesh better. Got there around 4:30 (they opened at 4), so dancers were still filtering in. There were just a…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Downscale club but good mileage

This is an odd club that you have to walk through a porn shop to get to. I was only charged $5 to get in, and that included my 'drink' (soda). I was…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Thursday Afternoon Time Kill

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but heard it was…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

IS

I was there with a couple of friends. Or was a decent crowd of girls and not that many customers. The girls they had were fair. I had a dance from this sexy little…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

Only club in area

This is the only club within 2-3 hours of the area, so it's the best you're going to get if you're in central oregon. Others have said it's similar to the Starz clubs elsewhere…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Disappointing

I've had so many disappointing visits to Akron clubs lately, I find myself visiting my favorite clubs from the past in some hope I'll run into one of my favorites or uncover some new gem.…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Bitches

I hadn't been to this place in years, but was in the area on a Sunday afternoon so I thought I'd give it a try. The Good: It's a clean, good looking club with a hot friendly…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Worst time ever!!

I decided to try Paradise for first time! I don't think I will come back ever. I got there around 1130 and I saw around 5-10 all ready but they were just getting there coming…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Worth a trip.. But little expensive

After going to Hollywood show club which was underwhelming with poor quality of girls. Came to penthouse where the girls are most pretty and good body and younger for sure. Missing things are bed dances…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Hot russians

New Jersey has different kinda of clubs and they come with different rules. Tits is a one way contact Club typically. Girls can rub you and grind you but your contact back is…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Nicer on the inside

The club itself looks pretty run down and is tricky to find, but the inside is surprisingly nice. It looks more like a feature club than a neighborhood bar. The outside looks like…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Bang for your buck

Parking was difficult. It's slightly residential but party lay industrial. The place isn't fancy by any means. When you go in, ID is required regardless of how old you may look. Also ID is required…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe april 2016

Cafe Risqué is a nude club and 24 hr cafe (breakfast, lunch and dinner are available) in Micanopy, near Gainesville. It is just adjacent to I-75, making it readily accessible from Interstate. Cafe is a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Good Times

Travelling down to portland from Seattle I did a bit of research and decided to hit Casa Diablo. I'm not sure what I expected, but honestly I did go a bit hungry with an…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Local Joint

It's been quite some time since I've stopped by the Candy Store, but I had some time to kill so I thought I'd grab a drink. The club is small and it took a…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Long time no see.

Was in town visiting a friend and we ended up at Curves. Hadn't been in several years but things haven't changed much from what I could remember. We got there just before they…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

A Swell Time and More

Centerfolds is well on its way to becoming my new favorite den of sin. This is very surprising because, until recently, I regarded the Greyhound bus station as a more prospective and appealing place…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

After hearing the good reviews of this club I decided to stop in on a Wednesday night

After hearing the good reviews of this club I decided to stop in on a Wednesday night. Club appearance is as stated in the other reviews. I heard the Latinas were…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

PHC

Stopped by a few weeks ago, heard there were a few changes with the employees. Afternoon door guy was let go, entire valet team was changed. Heard on another site that the customer…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Interesting

I've been going to both skybox and club o. Both of theses clubs have their ups and downs. However it seems like when one isn't great or what you had expected the other is generally…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Worth a couple beers

Haven't tried Diva's in a while - first good sign was the number of cars in the parking lot. Showed about 9:30 and there were 8-10 dancers around the room and probably a dowzen guys…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Very small but enjoyable.

My wife and I were in the area for the weekend and we decided to visit a couple strip clubs. This was our first stop. It was clear that the club was pretty small but…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Busy party atmosphere

A while back I visited this club on a Friday night with a couple friends. There was a cover, I think $5 or $10 and once we were in it was quite a packed and…

Edison's Gentlemens Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Could be better

They have put in a lot of work since i was there last. They have a few 8+ girls. The rest of them Are average to below great music and the guy that was doing…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Return VISIT

It has been years since I was in Tampa and able to visit the Dollhouse. Have good memories from many years back and decided to see how things are currently. The place is…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Just not the same

Remember the Mons as THE PLACE back in the day. Hadn't visited in many years and thought I would see if it was still on fire. Maybe I'm just a little too old and…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Not for Me

Have never visited Bandaids before so i wasn't sure what to expect. The place kinda has a neighborhood bar feel with a stage in the back. It wasn't well furnished but that can…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fun Time

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. I would guess they has around 12 girls. I have been in the past and it seemed like half the girls have been around for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Not quite the same as it used to be

Electric Blue has been a semi regular visit for me for several years. At one time there were ladies that would be enjoyable to have a conversation with and then proceed to the fun. There…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HJ for $140

This place is tough to adjust to. I came in from the bright sunshine and could hardly see a thing. Ended up sitting in the wrong place and a girl came by and told me…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Back At Savannahs

I went to Savannahs again to see how things were. A whole different set of girls were working. But girl for girl I think the still have the best lineup. Something different for everyone. Thee…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

May be the best club in Huntsville

The cover of $5 is awesome, there are ALWAYS at least 2-3 dancers that are worth getting private dances from -- and at $25, that's a bargain. A few times that I've been there,…

Expose

San Diego, California

Much ado about nothing

First of four San Diego clubs I checked out on my vacation last weekend. Went in around 10pm on a Friday night. Used a free pass from their website. The girls were on stage for…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped by to see the talent for golf season

Stopped by to see the talent for golf season. Club has new leather seating but layout still the same. A lot of girls visiting from Florida, which is good I guess if you are into…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Don't bother

After 5 breweries on Saturday, at about 3pm it was time to try to SD strip club scene. Deja Vu 2 was first stop. I've been to others under the Deja Vu company group and…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Should have been cool, but not to be

After a snooze fest at Deja Vu, I headed over to Pacers. As I walked in, a decent looking girl was just finishing up on stage and it looked like about 5 girls were…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

OK club with hit or miss dancers

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening after a long day of work looking to unwind. There were about 5 dancers on shift and they were of varying attractiveness, I'd say ranging from 5-9. It…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Improvement

Took a flyer on a club where past day visits were pretty blah. In past found decent prices, but few dancers, even fewer thin/attractive dancers, and no privacy & rare mileage. This time was an…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Well I haven't been to this club in a long time figured I'd give it a try to see if it's as decent as I remembered

Well I haven't been to this club in a long time figured I'd give it a try to see if it's as decent as I remembered. Went in paying my 5 dollar cover and had…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

April 22nd visit to DV North Hollywood

after a long flight i decided to visit this club as i prefer nude strip clubs. The ambient is relaxed, The girls don't push you so much for dances. As soon as i arrived i…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Best Strip Club I've ever been to

This is the best strip club i've ever been to and that is comparing from FL, WV, MD, VA and NC. We went to ATL for my friends bachelor party and this was the first club…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Not a bad spot

Went on Thursday after 5p for a couple of drinks after work was curious as I past this club every day. I had first gone to the club about 5 years ago and it…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Pasties Require as it's a state law

This is a upscale club for Richmond standard and the girls are prettier than other clubs in town. They have a lot of specials during the week like free cover on Wed which is really…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointed

Was in vegas a few weeks back to bet on the ncaa final four and wound up hanging out at the stratosphere. For those unfamiliar with the stratosphere and surrounding areas, it is all the…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

pitiful princess

I've been to this place a few times recently. Shitty part of town, horrible name, but fairly nice on the inside. Talent level is okay, not great but I've seen way worse. Couple white girls…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Great place

I managed to sneak out on a Friday night and arrive at McDoogal's about 10 pm. It's a bit of a dive, but the girls are always friendly. The place is always a…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped in again on a slow afternoon

Stopped in again on a slow afternoon. I will dispense with the physical description as it is well documented at this point. Nothing new there. There were a couple of dancers around but Holly was…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Tuesday Sucks

Stopped by on Tuesday after a business meeting at about 8:10 PM. I used a card to pay the $5 cover. I noticed there were not many cars in the parking lot but…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Surprisingly delightful

Walking into this club you have to walk through a porn DVD shop. You go through the video area into a back room that is about the size of a garage. There was…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Players, home at last

I was "home" on business and looked forward to visiting my favorite place, Players. The clubs in my part of SC are lame, lame, lame. In 2 of the clubs the dancers…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Wish I Knew Spanish

$13 cover, drinks under $8. $20 dances feel short. Good time for Spanish speakers. Self-park or valet. The further into the lot, the more shady it feels. The building itself is huge. The entrance is as…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Slow Burn

Ptrap has been through this club before and there for awhile I thought this would be the club to beat, well old Ptrap was wrong, I was shock at the lack of dancers here and…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Intrigued no more ..

Second time in the Omaha area, the last time was in January and my planned visit to the Playhouse was cancelled due to snow and bad roads. A day or so earlier had driven by…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

fun time at the Cadillac

Stopped by and had a lot of fun. Usually a little hit or miss here. Some dancers allow themselves to get into it and have fun. Others don't. Hard to blame them…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Have to see it to believe it.

There simply isn't another place like this in the western hemisphere that I know of. I have been to the red light districts in Thailand and this is like a smaller version packed down and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Love the Rhino - Would Definitely Recommend

This was my second time in Vegas and my second time at the Rhino. First time I went was earlier in the night, probably arriving around 2 am or so. It was pretty…

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Club Semi-Retirement

I had a hell of a time in my last trip to Detroit's Penthouse Club. I mean an AMAZING time. I scribbled a review about it: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?&RID=218734. Life-changing kind of night. Can't wait to go back? You bet. But in…

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Lightening strikes twice in the identical location

This is unbelievable. Nina will be really pissed. And I'm not even high. I'm at the club where I met the DS. I just met her twin. 19 years old. First day. Identical perfect body.…

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Troll Notice: Watch Out For This Guy Named Juice, He Will Try To Steal Your Cha

Hide your BBQ sauce. That is all, carry on.

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Troll Notice: watch out for this 'san_jose_gay'. He posts trying to imitate me

Troll Notice: watch out for this 'san_jose_gay'. He posts trying to imitate me. It has been obvious that 'san_jose_gay' and Meat72 are the same. But it also looks like Meat72 is DoctorPhil. Right here, Meat72 uses the word 'giy'…

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Stripper with a good boyfriend?

Here's a question, have you ever met a stripper with a good boyfriend? I realize that "good" is subjective but basically; doesn't just live off her, isn't abusive, isn't a crazy jealous stalker, etc. Also, exclude examples where you would be inclined…

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You, Me and Her/ The Girlfriend Experience

Anyone been watching either of these shows? The Girlfriend Experience on Starz and You, Me and Her on the Audience channel. We have been watching the GFE because the previews seemed good and we thought it would have plenty of…

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Talk to us Londonguy!

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/04/25/londons-first-nude-restaurant-already-has-waiting-list-25000/?intcmp=hpbt4

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Prayers up for Steph Curry

It was revealed today that he has a sprained MCL, and he will miss at least two weeks. In all likelihood he will miss the entire second series against (the winner of the Clippers and Blazers series, in other words…

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Morels Are Freakishly Early This Year!

OMG. I found 8 morels by the path in the woods I walk at lunch every day, and I wasn't even looking for them!!! They are small but big enough to pick! I would have left them to grow but…

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wedding bands

Since ewire mentioned it in his post, I wonder how many guys leave their wedding bands oh when entering club, and how many take them off? Why do you do either? Dancers, how do you react to a…

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Appeals Court Rules Brady Must Serve Suspension

**** SLAM DUNKED THAT CHEATER ****

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Where do strippers meet their wonderful boy friends?

A short time ago a stripper was sitting with me and giving me the low down on all of the shit her boy friend has done to her recently. So I asked "where do you girls meet these loser boy…

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From Breastaurant Waitress to Stripper?

I was in our local Twin Peaks the other week with the guys from the office and actually felt like more of a PL than I would walking into a SC but that all went away when our waitress approached…

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Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) ITC first time

So I went to the my local strip club on Thursday night. Was planning on spending a few hours there and relaxing. I got a few dances with several different girls some were hot some were ok but…

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Welcome To Akron!

There's a long history of problems at this club. Many would like to see it closed, I say keep it open. More thugs and asses here mean less thugs and asses at the other clubs that already have plenty of…

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Crazyjoe & Juice do Roadtrip for Buckets of Chackin

http://americannewsx.com/weird-news/man-wings-870-miles-car-love-kfc/

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Hot Tubbing Crazyjoe Style

https://youtu.be/NDQTaslbr5U

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True or false? You be the judges!

I was hoping for another tall tale from DoctorPhil when I logged in. Just imagine, one family gave us both Hendrix and Prince! So I thought I'd share my family's brush with musical brilliance! This a tale passed down from generation…

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Stripper’s tale shows sex trade dangers

This is a crazy, fucked-up story, and I would not believe it if I did not know so many strippers. But is the story worth making a movie about? http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/michigan/2016/04/24/strippers-tale-shows-sex-trade-dangers/83484894/

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

In town for work and ended up here with some co-workers off of a recommendation from a friend

In town for work and ended up here with some co-workers off of a recommendation from a friend. To me this place seemed more like a bar with naked girls dancing in it. However, the…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

What a club!

A buddy and i stopped in late night friday and had a blast. There were a ton of nice and attractive woman around. The girls are awesome, not pushy at all. I got a dance…

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taking a stripper to another strip club

Having recently had the good luck of doing a 3 sum with another dancer from the club where my ATF works, I've been thinking it might be better to scout out other clubs to find another gal to…

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Should I act on this?

I really miss DS II. We have not spoken since she dumped me. But my understanding is that she still strips nice a week at the same club where I met her. Should I go see her? I…

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When I was a young man ....

When I was a young man there was no Tinder or other hook up aps. No internet porn. Strip clubs were not nearly as much fun. Virtual reality sex existed only in sci fi. There were some slutty…

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Another stripper rant.

Yesterday I was getting a dance from a dancer that is well known to be an extras girl. In fact I had been to VIP once with her and can confirm that. So anyhow while she is dancing, if you…

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An experiment

For the next three days, no weed. Tonight I did usual shit. Flirt with the MILF. Text strippers. Make sex dates. Watch netflicks. Chill in the hot tub with great music. Tomorrow I'm going to one of…

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When you were a kid

Show and tell is the best thing st school when you were a kid! What is the cooler or craziest thing you took to school for show and tell? I once took a 6 foot bull snake to school. All…

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New Orleans & Extras

I read that a bust in the French Quarter took place a few months back and as a result the services available are not as good as they previously were in the clubs there. Are extras possible in any of…

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Annoying neighbors

What have you done to get even with annoying neighbors? I have neighbors that smoke huge amounts of nasty ditch weed. That smell gets in my house and god dam it stinks. I am thinking of getting some liquid ass…

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Porn

I just read that Pornhub had more than 87 billion videos viewed on their website last year. That's more than 12 for every living person on earth. And that's just one site. I know my wife didn't watch any, so…

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Crazyjoe gets hot Tinder girls hight without THC

https://youtu.be/ksIeERxuURk

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Gaydar

Speaking of homosexuality, when was the first time you were approached by one? Did you understand the drift of what he was saying, or the drift of what she was saying? How did you respond? Angrily, just get…

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Shaylinn at the beach

https://youtu.be/cndlifMQNsQ

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My Dream Job

My dream job would be tattoo and piercing artists. My shop would be for females only. To accommodate the lovelies that get crazy stuff done after a long night of hard partying, my hours would be 3:00AM to…

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Waiting for girls to get ready

Do you ever see girls that you haven't seen before come into a club in their day clothes and think they look just your type and then wonder why it takes the majority of them so long to get ready…

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Chamberlain vs Alcindor...awesome footage

I don't think Shaq could have kept up with these guys. Maybe Akeem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2U4JSrpO78

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FX Series: "The People vs OJ Simpson"

I've only watched the first three episodes so far....it's pretty good. Episode 3 ends with Marcia Clsrk saying "mother fucker" when she finds out Johnnie Cochran was hired by the defense team That's pretty bold for a basic cable show.…

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Embarrassing mom

What is this kid going to think when he sees his mom on youtube? https://youtu.be/7ec--GpRiKE

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Turning gay

Do strippers sometimes exasperate you so badly that you ALMOST feel like turning gay. :) Examples?

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Timeliness

Personal observation: The timeliness of escorts is far better than OTC strippers. 75% of strippers are more than two hours late.

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Not quite a 2AM'er

And not in a strip club either, but another good reason not to be out bar hopping after midnight especially in an Eastside Cleveland bar. In the end it reads like this ass received his just reward. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/04/cleveland_man_shot_after_repor.html#incart_river_home_pop Cleveland man…

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Best OTC in Dallas area?

I'll be staying near the airport. Where is the best OTC around?

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Miami 2AMer.

NORTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, Fla. (WSVN) -- A shooting at a Northwest Miami-Dade strip club has left one person dead and another hospitalized. Police are on the scene at Extacy North Strip Club, at 79th Street and Seventh Avenue, where a shooting killed…

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true story

do you know why jimmie hendrix fist started playing guitar? my dad ran a pawn shop In seattle where hendrix was when he was just a kid. there was a tv ad that shows hendrix considering a accordion but that's…

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Gators t-shirt at Baton Rouge strip club leads to wild chase

Could this have been gatorfan? He hasn't posted in a while. I miss gatorfan's funny, off-the-wall comments. http://247sports.com/Bolt/Gators-t-shirt-at-Baton-Rouge-strip-club-leads-to-wild-chase-44974991

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Rong change...

Tonite I went to the club, paid the cover with a $50 bill. The guy was kind of rude and handed my change back folded up. I took the ones out for tipping. Pulled the rest out later and discovered…

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Juice is fucking everyone

Title says it all

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Favorite Stripper vs. Favorite Celebrity.

Who would you rather fuck? For the lucky few would you give up your ATF for your favorite actress/model/pornstar etc? And for those not as fortunate if both came up to you and you could only have one, which would…

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Stripper seems to really like me or is it just buissness?

So where to begin? Well I became a regular at my local club and I've had this dancer a couple times. First time I approached her for a lap dance and did a double with her coworker. Next time I'm…

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For those who like slim hotties in yoga pants

http://otherbuzz.com/hottest-girls-in-yoga-pants/2/

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What's up with commenting on 2 year old threads?

Current topics are boring?

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Anything Going Sunday Afternoon in Vegas?

Anyone know if any of the clubs are worth visiting on a Sunday afternoon, say between 12-4? For that matter, I'm not even sure if they're open.

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I know what I am not going to see from

Or have a low risk at this point. http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/more-sex-for-healthy-prostate-2016-4

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Jackslash

Some old guys on here are cranky old geezers, but Jackslash is the man! Funny guy, and yet gives great insight, and is usually on the mark. I hope to be cool like Jackslash when I'm older. When I get back…

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Isn't Pamala old enough to be his mom?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/pamela-anderson-baywatch-movie-remake-cast-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-instagram-1201758792/

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Talk about a Big pussy in Texas

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/22/us/tiger-found-wandering-streets-of-suburban-houston/

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Why we have an increase in celebrity deaths this year

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36108133 Pretty straight forward and believable in my opinion.