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Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best Club in Philly IMHO

I've been here a lot. Well let's start with location....this is a very safe neighborhood...there are college students walking around, a nicer restaurant right above and a super popular Philly Cheese Steak place…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

beautiful girls

I stopped into the club shortly after it opened, about 530pm. There was only five people in the club when i got there and four of them were sitting at the bar. The girl that…

Clutch Gentlemen's Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Interesting

This is the first gentlemens club that I have ever been to where the dancers were not the center point of the club. What I mean by that is... The club is very very clean…

Sportsmen's Lodge Gentlemen's Club

Canton, Ohio

friendliest girls in wi hands down

This was my second time in the club and both times there has not been more than 25 people in there the whole night. Everyone was having a good time though and it seems like…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I got there around 8pm on a Wednesday evening

I got there around 8pm on a Wednesday evening. As usual, it was dead. This place is not the easiest to get to if you don't know the area, not really near a freeway that…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Place was empty on a weekday afternoon.. Waitress was hot though

This is one of only two clubs near me, and I've been to the other one a few times now, so I decided to give Alex's a try. This was a couple months ago, so I'm…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great time at Palomino

I was in Vegas on business for the week and I wanted to check out a strip club. I did my research on this site and chose Palomino because it's an all-nude club (can't…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Divas Divas Divas

Divas is probably the top club in Lexington in terms of dance prices. Topless - 20 3 song nude - 50 15 min - 80 - 30 min - 150 and 60 min- 300. Most…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fun time at s reliable club

Got back to Fantasies for the first time in about three months. As always, there was an abundance of free, safe parking. One new feature (?) Is that your ID is scanned at…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

A good evening at Deja Vu

About 15 hot dancers on shift, getting nude in one or two songs, not pestering me for tips. What a fun evening! I haven't been here in years and had an urge to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday and Wednesday visit

Had a bit of a strip club odyssey last week. First made 2 visits to my favorite out of town club in Detroit - Penthouse Club Tuesday afternoon/evening and Wednesday afternoon , followed by…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

First time at Fillys

My first trip to Fillys was not bad. I went on a Sunday night, so I wasn't expecting it to be too busy. The club itself isn't too large but it's a good size with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never a bad time

Went back to my favorite place. No cover before 7 on weekdays and few times I have been on weekday afternoons. This day talent wasn't anything special and place was too packed. Wasn't best visit…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Been to this club many times & have to say it is still the best club in town as far as talent & location

Been to this club many times & have to say it is still the best club in town as far as talent & location. I stopped by on a Sunday which is service industry night…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino

Went to Pal last night. It is all nude with booze. The cost was only $10 to get in if you drive yourself. Really expensive for the quality of girls. Every over priced, $450+$150…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Find a better club

Don't get me wrong, apparently this place looks O.K. for a beer after work or maybe to entertain your eyes while eating pizza. However, there are may things cons about this place which will…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Best in Washington

I've been here twice now. Once on a random weekday around 8, once tonight, Saturday late evening. Let me first say that it's unfair to give poor reviews for strip clubs in Washington state because…

Urban Tiger

Bristol, England

A pleasent sunday evening

Urban Tiger Bristol is located in the busy centre of the city close to the harbour side with it plethora of bars, restaurants and hotels. The club is spread over two floors -the upper being…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Best in Downtown Miami

I first wasn't sure quite what to expect from the hybrid nightclub/stripclub. I arrived before midnight with not much of a line to get in. Valet was a Jackson and cover was $10 for…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

A Landmark in Decline

As a business traveler with occasional trips to Houston,I have fond memories of the Treasures of 10-15 years ago (whether the pre- or post-Enron days). Treasures was a top destination for hot women and…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

afternoon visit

Stopped by here just as it opened I entered the bat and it was just me and the barmaid she was cleaning the bar I know her , I ordered a beer and we start…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Another good time at the foxy, with one caveat

3rd visit here last Saturday night. We always have a good time here. The club is clean, bouncers are laid back and there is no shortage of waitresses for alcohol. I find the lighting and music…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Return to Parkway Tropics

This review will sum up two separate trips I made to the club on the same day. First I went during day shift, and actually had a better time than during night, but more on…

After 12

Morgantown, West Virginia

Slow night, but place has potential.

I stopped out on a completely dead night, there were just 2 guys sitting at the bar and the club's smokin' hot new manager behind the bar. I asked of there was even anybody…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Mixed bag

This is more of an aggregate view from 6 or so visits. Some nights were great fun and others more of a miss. It's byob & the only place close to buy booze is crazy…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always great

Recently rediscovered BDD. It's been a while since I frequented strip joints. It did not take long for me to recall why BDD is my only stop in Dallas. Wide variety of women…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Best time I've had here yet

I've been going to platinum plus off and on for years. I was bored last monday night so i went in. I had a couple of drinks, maybe more than a couple, and…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Back to Bishops

Its been several years since i was in there. In the past I had found two BBFS girls in there, and I had heard that one was still there so I dropped in. The place…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Laid back chill club

Shooter's alley is a club I go to when I wanna chill and lay back. They have beautiful dancers. most of them are slim and curvy, at night they have some that are…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

First time at Club O

My first visit to Club O was last night for a friends birthday celebration. The club is pretty nice and spacious and the setup is pretty cool with there being one feature stage in the…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Friendly Staff and Girls

This is a very nice club located in canton, I have worked at the diamond before and the girls are hot 7-10's just depending on what you like. The drinks are reasonably priced and all…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I have done reviews of Cowboys before but just went again recently so thought I would update

I have done reviews of Cowboys before but just went again recently so thought I would update. The bar is much better on the inside than it looks in the outside. Big bar when you…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Short stop to reminisce

Have not been down south for a while and finally decided to take the plunge. Parked across the border and walked the rest of the way. If you have not been down in…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by the club as I was traveling through the area

Stopped by the club as I was traveling through the area. The parking lot is well lit and they appear to have good security. You can park fairly close to the entrance, if desired.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Nice Small Club

Visited this place on recent trip to Southern California . Nice, clean, small club. I was there on a Tuesday evening from 8pm-10pm. Nice selection of dancers-I would rate from 6 to…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Nothing Like Donald

Driving down 8 mile on friday feeling froggy, I was en route to Penthouse and saw Trumpps and decided to make a detour. I hadnt been in since the remodel, and it was nice. Valet,…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Repeated several times

I have been to a bunch of Syracuse clubs. With the exception of paradise found they all feel like a bar with one or more stages. Huge parking lot compared to other clubs. Place is…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Retirement Stripper Home

I was told by dancers from other clubs this is where strippers go to die. I believe that now. Dropped in on a Friday evening and pretty much all of the dancers were my age.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Classy, fun, entertaining - but nothing extraordinary

This place has a "vegas" vibe, and by that I mean that they try to make it seem like a destination rather than just some local hangout. That starts right from the start with valet…

Solid Gold

Burlington, Ontario

Not bad for a Wednesday

Dropped by on a Wednesday on my way to Mississauga. The club was much smaller then I expected. Although the dancers were much hotter then I expected. Our group was approached by several dancers and…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

First time visit

I've been to every Mississauga club except for this one so I had to check it out. Dropped by on a Wednesday which is 2 for 1 dance special day. You can go wrong with…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

Nice club, could be better

This is the only club on the Kitchener area, so there's no much options. Dancers vary greatly, from very bad to very good. Same as dances, they could be very distant, or get very close.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge - Simply One of the Best

I am a regular to The Lodge in Dallas. This is considered the high end club in the DFW area. Nothing even comes close in terms of decor and quality of women. With that said...…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

First time during the day in quite some time

I must often visit Adelita's during the evening, and so this was an experiment of sorts. Much quieter, of course, and a lot fewer women. Most of the women there when I arrived…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Breakfast hahah

So I recently had a bachelor party in PDX and hit like 6 strip clubs Saturday night. Probably blew over 700 bucks and I don't fucking remember much after 11pm but that's not the story.…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Not much change

This is actually a review of two different days. I hadn't been here for about a year. The building, layout, lighting, prices all were the same as a year ago. Still ten…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y Night

Came here to watch Golden State@OKC as this has become my favorite place to watch a big game. They have huge screens at every bar now, so you can watch the game and girls at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Rock Bottom

This club has hit its rock bottom, as far as atmosphere and dancer quality. There maybe were 3 dancers who I would have considered for a trip to the bed dance area, but obviously they…

Sheri's Ranch

Pahrump, Nevada

Second time lucky at Sheri's

I was visiting Las Vegas with friends and was horny and wanted to sin in the Sin City. I visited several strip clubs and some of them had hot strippers who were willing to come…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Not worth the time or the money

Hadn't been here in a while but I had some free time in downtown Kansas City on a Friday afternoon and thought I'd stop in. Apparently I was too close to the shift change…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cheetah WPB

I visited Cheetah WPB on a Sunday afternoon, arriving at 1:30 and leaving at 4:00. I went there specifically to check out the private room. I will not bother with a description of the club…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Nice Trip

There were about 12 dancers on Thursday night. Got there about 9 pm and was fairly slow but got busier as the night went on. The girls were friendly. Quality of the…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

2 times

The first time I ever visited this club I walked in with a six pack and the cashier at the front told me, no joke you're going to be the only customer here right now...…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Ace of Spades

I went on a Wednesday Night about two weeks ago. The valet charge is still $7 and the cover is $10. However, this club has changed drastically for the worse for the most…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

BT

Went on Friday a week ago. The valet was $7 and the cover $10. There were 20 or so dancers. Two Latina’s that were eights and the rest of the dancers were…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

If you have cash to burn then.........

If you have cash to burn you could have overpriced drinks and poor customer service. I've seen posts about this place and came thanks to the recommendation of a friend. (I made a bad choice…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sunday late afternoon

Recently stopped in to Pantheion and met a tall Caucasian 28-32? Princess, with long blondish hair A little on the thin side with tiny tits but a nice bubbly backside. Pretty surprise…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Girlfriends!

Last week is was in town on a layover. I was hoteled near DFW, so the drive to PTs was across town. But I didn't head out until 10:00, so traffic had cleared. This club is…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Bad

I came here a couple weekends ago and had an alright time. For starters, after parking my car in the dirt lot across the street I was requested to pay like 3 dollars. As soon…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

you can do better

It was too early in the evening to hit SL, but I was bored. So, I decided to swing by DV first for a quick stop to see what the talent was like. I…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

wishing for the good old days

This used to be my go to club back in the day before it got turned over to a deja vu club. They had one smoking hot girl after the other. Now they…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

Mediocre dancers but great mileage

I came here after a long work day with some coworkers just looking to decompress and get a couple dances. A casual Tuesday night turned out to be quite the night. There were…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

perfect night out

I had an awesome time here. I should mention that I was there with my friends, and we got there around 10:30 on a Saturday night so there was $20 cover charge and it was…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Another good Visit

Went in on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 12 girls dancing and the club was relatively busy. I ordered a beer and sat back to watch.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Back to Tijuana after about 4 months

Back to Tijuana after about 4 months. The weather is wonderful and it's a treat for people from Midwest. It took me about 25 min to clear the Mexico customer. A little hassle as you…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Just Okay

The dancers are prettier than most in Baltimore (some are nice, some are nasty), the drinks are very good despite being overpriced, but those bouncers and management.... There's no room to sit and you have…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

No place to sit....

Read a lot about follies from other reviewers and wanted to try it out. Went there on 2/23/2016 (Tuesday) at 6:30 PM. Parking lot was full. Mandatory valet parking of $5. No cover charge till…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Mpire is OK for DC strip club

The Mpire club is right next door to the Camelot Club. The vibe is very different though. This place is bright and shiny and loud. It is very high energy and the cleanest club…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Should have went another night

Decided instead of going to Platinum Plus, I would stop by Platinum West. Depending on who you talk to the dancers are better at either place. It was a Thursday night. I got…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Bottoms up

I was back in St. Louis for the weekend, so I made the customary trip to bottoms up on Friday. Normally when I visit the Brooklyn clubs, I park across the street in the…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Pink slip

After spending some time at bottoms up, I went around the corner to the pink slip. It was a little after 2 am, there was a line outside of the door to get in…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Awful experience! Went in last night on my way home just to try to end a boring night on a positive note

Awful experience! Went in last night on my way home just to try to end a boring night on a positive note. I walk in and pass 3-4 girls sitting at the bar on their…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Slow night at the Double Shoe

Stopped by Sunday evening about 8. There were 3 dancers and two waitresses. The dancers were slim, good looking and had good stage shows. I would have liked to see a bit less covering on…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Bummer

This place blows. I came here on a Sunday night looking for a little entertainment, and I ended up leaving in a worst mood than I had when I got there. The chick at the…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Overrated

I visited this club on a weekday in the late afternoon. I had read some earlier reviews and decided to give it a try. I liked the idea that the lap dances were inexpensive. There…

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Another weird trend at the SC

Recently I have noticed a weird trend in tipping the girls on stage. Younger guys will walk by the stage and throw several bucks on the stage or at the girl. They hardly look at the girl when…

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Doing ITC OTC-style

Seems this club gets around the tough NC strip-club ordinances by allowing custies to take their ITC-action OTC: From a review of Treasure Club in Greensboro, NC: “... The Treasure Club: North Carolina's self-proclaimed, top-rated strip club. Surprisingly, not all of the…

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[{[{[{ 10 Questions For JUICE: Getting to Know TUSCL Members Series Episode One

Some are loved, some are hated, others are tolerated. It only seems appropriate that the series opens with a Q&A with TUSCL's most colorful member. Juice - please answer the questions in a post below (Please, nobody jack the thread up…

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A SC visit like no other

I had told my CF I'd stop by the club this afternoon and got there at about 3:30. When I arrived she was sitting at a table with a middle aged man, so I sat at the stage and within…

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SC recommedation in Reno

Travelling to Reno for work in March. Looked at the reviews and think I might try Fantasy Girls(but am open to suggestions). Staying at one of the casinos. Since I won't have a car and will have…

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DS Sex Story Part 3: More Orgasms

As I study the body of my ultimate sexual partner, I face a decision. Do I want to pop my ass fucking cherry tonight? The opportunity couldn't be more clear. My finger in her ass has…

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I'm just getting started

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I kissed a stripper

Hi guys, I'm a newbie here. So a little history about my SC experiences. When I was younger and more naive, I visited a couple of clubs in my city, sometimes alone. I usually had little money to spend and…

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To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question

I've invested two dates in a 45 yo MILF. I dated her the first time because she's 10 years younger than me and is a red head. I dated her the second time because I found on the…

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2 new articles posted

Have not read them me self.

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DJ is a retard

Club is so slamming last night their is a line 10 deep just to go vip and all of a sudden the DJ on the mic bellows out " no fuckin touching the girls !!" If i was the boss…

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Squawk! Update on the glorious cat revolution

Squawk! My best buddy rickthelion is busy planning the upcoming cat revolution so he asked me to check in the the crazy perverts on this site. Alas, the council of ricks has been unable to convene a meeting where we have…

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My fav just quit. What should I do?

I hadn't seen my fav girl in a month and a half. I sent her a text last night to see when she'll be back. I got a text back from her telling me that she's now waitressing…

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Follies Atl day shift

I work here as a stripper, if it's not ok for me to start a thread please delete. I would post this on SW but certain subjects seem to get too heated and off topic. So.... about 4 years ago I…

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How to not break your penis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3467073/Stick-missionary-Study-reveals-cowgirl-doggy-style-likely-result-fractured-penis-traditional-position-sex.html

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This is why i dont take days off lol

So on a whim me and another dancer decided to take a day off yesterday and have some fun time on our own. First off car breaks down before we left the driveway. Her belt? broke. Whatever fixed and moving…

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Another reason to go bareback

I'd rather have most stds than cancer. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3466622/World-health-chiefs-warn-cancer-risk-rubber-Chemical-tyres-gloves-babies-dummies-causes-diseases.html

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I'm fuckin yo bitch

https://youtu.be/8iGKDbCrE4o Video tells all

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HELP!!!

Will someone FUCKING move and get this assclown out of here? At least for a couple of days!

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DS Sex Story Part 2: The Orgasms Begin

After some ass finger fucking, I ask her to please lay on her back. She of course complies. I pause for just a moment to fully take in the amazing picture that lies before me. I memorize her…

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Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Convenient

This used to be one of our favorite strip clubs to visit about 5 years ago. Went to check it out with a few buddies last week since we were in the area. We were…

The Break Room

Fullerton, California

Shitty Review

I came to this club just in the hopes of being the first to add a TUSCL review; not at all thinking there is a good reason the place hadn't had a review yet.…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Meh

I decided to stop by this club after having known about it for a while but never having actually entered. It's a very small entrance, almost easy to miss. Paid $20 cover fee. The place…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Love this place

I've been to the cabaret only three times. It's weird because the girls don't really dance there but they are all so hot. I went here on a Thursday night and there was roughly…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Not a bad stop.....

After the disastrous 15 minutes I spent across the street at Fantasia, decided to stop in for a drink or two before heading back to NJ. Around 4PM or so. No stunners, but…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Sub-Par

I've been here before, and thought I'd give it another try. My first experience wasn't all that hot, so I figured I'd follow up and see if it'd be different. Well, it wasn''t.…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Best of a bad lot

Paper Moon is not a great club. But it's the best northern Virginia has to offer. I go periodically and was last there about a week or two ago during the afternoon.…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed

Went on a Wednesday evening, before hitting the Casino across the street. Only a couple of dancers, and the skinniest white girl there approached me for a dance. She looked like she might be fun,so…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Amazing

This place has 9 and 10 yes 10s, I pretty much never say any girl is a 10 just fyi. The only catch is that they come after 9 -10 pm. Thought…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

A little scary.........but funniest experience ever

So......after visiting another club in the area and not having much luck I decided to check this place out. Drove by three or four times and couldn't find street parking outside the club.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Detroit of the Southwest

This was the third night of a four-day cross-country road trip. Someone once said that El Paso was the Detroit of the southwest, so of course I had to see it for myself. I visited…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Adios El Paso

Foxy was the third and final stop of the night. I started off at Cabaret Club and left satisfied (previously reviewed). Red Parrot disappointed on multiple levels, so much so that I didn't feel it…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another good visit

Stopped by here on Thursday late afternoon to early evening and I must say this club although not as good yet as it once was, is getting better and better, definitely on an…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

I had just left DV8, and I was debating which other club to try out on Powell

I had just left DV8, and I was debating which other club to try out on Powell. Rose City was a option, but I passed this time. It was between Hawtorne Strip and Safari. I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Dallas Baby Doll: Perfection until 2AM

Dallas Baby Doll Friday 11 PM. Our Uber driver laughing to congratulate us on making "best decision of the night." Front of building and entrance is very tasteful and appear upscale. Past ornate double doors…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Rose City gets a lot of great reviews on here, so I decided to check it out again

Rose City gets a lot of great reviews on here, so I decided to check it out again. I hadn't been here in a couple of years. Be careful you go into the right club,…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

back visit

Went to Baltimore for a conference. But the conference was cancelled. Don't want to drive back right after arrival. Had several hours to kill. Went to Scores at 3:00PM. No admission fee. Ordered one budlight…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

After leaving disappointed with Rose City, I decided to try out it's sister club DV8

After leaving disappointed with Rose City, I decided to try out it's sister club DV8. DV8 is just 15 or so blocks down on Powell. There is no cover. DV8 is another dive type of…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Not worth it.

This review is a combination of a daytime and nighttime visit made the week of February 21. I have found dancers at night who will charge $40 for 2, 3, 4, or more dances. In…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Not bad, but very tame

This definitely has the feel of a glitzy showclub inside (especially compared to other Phoenix clubs). Many of the girls are beautiful, but unfortunately lack personality or have no interest in attempting to get…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Isn't what it used to be

I'm a seasoned entertainer from the west coast. I came out of retirement a couple years ago, heard this place was the the best in the North Eastern part of the US. Horrified.. It looks…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Damn good neighborhood club

I went to the Candy Store for the first time in years last Friday. Don't know why it took me so long to return, maybe because it's a long drive from south Phoenix where…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Uggh!

Thought I would give the club another try since it has been reopened almost 4 months. Hard to believe but it has gotten worse, 2 dancers, one about a 4 and the other looked pregnant…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I arrived at the border crossing around 5pm Friday

I arrived at the border crossing around 5pm Friday. The line was not that long but it still took about 45 minutes to clear customs. The agents fill out a form based on the…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Nice and relaxing place

I have been here multiple times and have never had a bad time. The girls are never pushy and the dollar train is pretty light. I came in around 3pm and it was pretty empty(only…

Tijuana Border: How to Cross in 60 seconds

For those interested in crossing from Mexico back into the United States quickly, every time, day or night, regardless of the length of the "regular line", I have provided details below. The line I use to get back across the border in 30-60 seconds is called the SENTRI line. It is on the far right of the big line, and now that you know it is there you'll likely notice signs next time. There are lots of signs along the way, up near the ceiling. 30-60 seconds is not an exaggeration, by the way, it is the most time I've ever had to wait in many years of visits. I've walked past lines 2, 3, and 4 hours long,…

10 Rules for the Strip Club Customer

Rule #1: Every dancer has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none, but no one is doing just you! Rule #2: Dancers don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You're paying for a fantasy, so don't confuse the two. Rule #4: When a dancer tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much ... the YOU she refers to is your wallet. (this doesn't mean that dancers don't have favorite customers that they prefer to see, but we are all customers) Rule…

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i need to chase strippers for sex to be satisfied

Going to back page or driving to follies is not enough of a challenge. I no longer desire or enjoy risking sexual transmitted diseases from bitches that make their living from selling just sex. Although it's more affordable the value…

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Scary looking bitch.

http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/suspect-sought-in-stabbing-outside-hudson-strip-club-20160226/

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Sex with a 60-year-old is simply awesome,' says wife 33-years his junior.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-60-year-old-simply-7437955?ICID=ref_fark So basically I'm awesome. :)

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DS Sex Story Part 1: John Finds a New Orifice

Due to some circumstances that I can't explain here, we haven't seen each other for several weeks. And I've lost DS II. So to say that I was looking forward to this DS date would be an extraordinary…

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How do you beat off?

I'm right handed, but I use my left hand Lotion or baby oil? Prolong the pleasure or just go for it? Planned or spur of the moment? Watch porno, look at a pic, or relive fond memories? Have you ever beat off in front of…

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Would it disturb you or someone you know if the US government said aliens were r

Not me. I already knew a bunch of posters on here have to be alien.

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What states allow you to touch boobies and butts during regular lap dances?

Muchas gracias Para esta information.

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Mileage Composition Question

I was thinking about this as I was driving around today, so I figured I'd throw it to the group...I know there's a general definition of mileage, but if you were to break it down into sections, how would you…

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Thank You TUSCL / Follies Question

First, thanks to everyone for providing lots of entertainment and introducing me to a whole new world of SCs: the crown jewel of which being the club mentioned in the subject line. If not for TUSCL, I'd have gone through…

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Finding a SC Gem

Have any of you found/stumbled/by intuition/etc. a stripper that would go the distance or allow more than what you caught glimpses of while she danced moved from customer to customer getting lap dances? My past SC visit was just this.…

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Can you not resist a bargin?

I'm shopping at Publix for a few things. I notice on the discontinued table some bags of Nestle Goobers (11.5oz) priced at $1.67. I'm a huge chocolate fan(have a little every day) and already have a bunch of chocolate(bags of…

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Top pick-up lines John Smith uses...

Let’s adjourn to the bedroom. I’m going to sue the pants off you. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness? Girl, you’re testi-fine. Nice rebuttal. I need someone to look through these briefs. You’re so fine you…

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Lets talk about double standards.

LAFAYETTE, Ind. (WLFI) — Crews have been busy at work on the future home of one Indiana church. Lead Pastor at Lafayette Community Church, Jeff Mikels, said the search for a bigger building to fit the growing congregation began last spring.…

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It's Not Chackin Fangers But Everything About McDonalds Fish-O-Filet

5 facts about the loved and hated Filet-O-Fish Mary Bowerman, USA TODAY Network Despite being known as a burger-giant, during Lent McDonald's has another top-seller: The Filet-O-Fish sandwich. McDonald's sells nearly 25% of their wild-caught Alaska Pollock fish sandwiches during Lent, when many…

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Stars strip club shooter gets life for murder

A couple days ago I posted a story about a strip club bouncer who received only 1 year for killing a customer, but this man gets life for a killing. I'm often puzzled by the disparity in sentences. http://www.kgw.com/news/crime/stars-strip-club-shooter-gets-life-for-murder/56121906

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Many People Are Reading

Do you ever notice, every once in awhile, someone will comment on a post that you've never seen on here before? You know they've been reading for months because they get the 'inside joke' or catch the reference from…

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

It was left on a guy's voice mail. Any one agree? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcbIfBzAJs

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Shaving the Balls

Anyone here ever shaved their balls? I'm bored as hell on a Thursday and, in addition to the usual trimming above Private Ryan, I'm going for a complete clean look underneath. Wish me luck.

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Police Seek San Jose Man for Questioning

Local authorities were summoned to a small, family-owned Mexican restaurant today to investigate a bizarre incident. Restaurant employees told police that the incident occurred at 3pm today, after the lunch crowd had already left for the day. An unknown man…

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Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever

I hesitate to say that this is definitively our best sexual encounter, although it certainly could be. But there have been so many. I'll leave that ultimate judgment up to the reader. Unfortunately, I don't have time to type…

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Funny TUSCLer names

We’ve done funny club names b/f; but I’ve seen some real funny TUSCL names also – e.g.: “MassiveHardOn” “JizzEjector”

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Ever been too embarassed to show your face there again?

I stopped by Emerald City in Pt Charlotte one night just to see. Started on the non-nude bar side. Empty. One girl that might have been a 7 giving a lap dance to a guy in the…

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Discussion of San Jose and San Francisco

All the clubs in Santa Clara County are strictly no touching at all. Most do not have anything like a VIP room. Of those few that do, the rule is still going to be no touching. This…

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Hottest Asian

There was a recent thread that asked if Asians moved your needle. My question is who's the hottest Asian stripper you've ever seen? At Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, there was this Korean with a gorgeous face, big titties (might have been…

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Discussion Thread vs. Article

I've been planning to write of an experience that happened years ago when I get the inspiration and time to actually document it. Is there a set of criteria that calls out when a discussion thread should be initiated vs. an

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Relatively New Article Posted

For those who haven't seen it yet... A stripper wrote an article a couple of days ago. Strip Club Weirdos and How to Deal With Them. It created a lot of debate back and forth. It's a fun…

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OT: Do you change your own car oil?

Very off topic, I know heads will spin as such a non stripper question but I'm curious. I know back in the day it was probably the in thing to do your own oil maintenance (along with other maintenance), but…

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What else do old folks have to do?

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine I couldn't help but picture an "elderly gentleman" enjoying a lap dance in the last panel.

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Any clubs with all gorgeous young red head dream strippers that only fuck me and

Thx!

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Pussy :)

http://imgbox.com/g/vYPgSwIGUH

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Bareback

By far the worst thing about the loss of DS II is that I've lost one that I could fuck bareback without wondering when my dick would fall off. She wasn't much of a sexual freak, but the fact…

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Stella Maxwell

This woman is very hot. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3463155/Stella-Maxwell-lets-hang-topless-photoshoot-Malibu.html She has Gingerbread's exact body, with a much prettier face. I say she's a 9. Or a Level 3.

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Report from Club where VIP (Houston)

I went to enjoy my free VIP at club 9 miles from me.. Passing the food bar I decided I was there just to c girls so passed. A waitress took me to a table with a good…

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What to do next, update

See my original post from two days ago for the backstory. Subraman asked for an update--so here's my update. First, thanks to all for the feedback. I chewed on it for the last two days to figure out what I wanted to…

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I think this might be a high mileage dancer

I text a dancer asking for a dinner/sex date, and I mention that I'd love it if she'd suck my dick and rub my balls while I cum like she did for me last week. Her response is that her contacts…

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Owner of Key West Gentlemens Club Loves His Club

Apparently he's the only one who goes there: https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=3697

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Any clubs have red head DS quality strippers with complimentary loaded vape pens

I would pay handsomely

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It sucks to lose power.

Could be worse. Could have been late at night when I didn't notice it. Tree probably blew over somewhere. Been blowing like a hurricane out there.

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Any clubs in Tijuana with Latina dancers ?

Also – do I need a passport if crossing over the border into Tijuana from Florida. Thanks!

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Any clubs in San Jose area that specialize in front-room action and have adequat

Thanks in advance.

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ANY CLUBS IN SAN DIEGO THAT OFFER DFK AND PAWING IN THE MAIN ROOM AND TOTAL SUBM

Thanks

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So, Ohio Or Florida? Will You Kill For It?

I'm pretty sure I've gotten into an occasional discussion about my state's strip clubs with other stripper hounds. Maybe I'll stop now because I might get shot: http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/02/argument_over_merits_of_strip.html Guns, guns, guns. ...

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ANY CLUBS THAT SERVE CHACKIN FANGERS & LET YOU PAY DANCERS WITH ROLLS OF NICKELS

Also if they serve Four Loko that would be great too!

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Any clubs in Denver that only have dancers that are tens; will do FS and BBBJ co

Thanks.

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Any clubs around Orlando that specialize in Eskimos...big noses, no tattoos, VER

Just wondering

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Cuddling with strippers

I was over on StripperWeb seeing if there were any interesting conversations and stumbled across a thread about thoughts on cuddling. The original poster just wanted to know if other strippers thought it was easy money or too personal/intimate.…

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Favorite Stripper Disappears

A little while back, at my favorite club, there was a dancer I saw on a regular basis. For whatever reason, both her looks and her personality connected with me. I'd get dances from her on the floor and quite…

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This girl scared me

A little background first. I am friends with a particular stripper for many years not even sure how many but its a good solid 10 years or maybe more, anyway we meet sometimes OTC hang out…

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For you ass guys..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aRZQaiGoRJE/VUBkhcregHI/AAAAAAAAmu8/T6nokcKjdBE/s1600/mcdonalds%2Btry%2Bthe%2Bnew%2Banus%2Bpounder%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Bfunny%2Bwtf%2Bpictures%2Band%2Bmemes.jpeg

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Where do you fuck your OTC girls/side pieces?

It's risky, but my civvy fuck buddy and I have started occasionally fucking in our cars. She likes the risk of getting good caught, and has told me about how she basically fucked anywhere imaginable in college. Our houses are both…

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One door closes, another one opens up

Have you ever noticed how common it is that when a door closes on some aspect of your life, it very often leads to another door being opened. It's like there's some sort of order to the universe in…

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Strip Club clients Blackmailed

I apologize if someone posted this already. http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/24/swiss-strip-club-clients-blackmailed-told-to-pay-2000-in-bitcoins.html

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Do you gentlemen really like anal?

It seems to be the new craze that's sweeping the nation. Me, not a chance in hell. Not even when hell freezes over. Just the thought of the passing of excretion grosses me out too much to do anal. If…

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The World Is Screwed: Millennials Are Too Lazy To Eat Cereal

http://m.newser.com/story/221037/survey-millennials-are-too-lazy-to-eat-cereal.html I have never been so proud to be a Gen Xer. This article pretty much sums up Millennials and has implications way past breakfast choices. I'd say offer them chacken fangers, but they probably rather have a $7 Starbucks or…

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Tot dies in house fire while mom out working at strip club

This is a sad story. I won't make any smart-ass comments about this. http://nypost.com/2016/02/23/2-year-old-girl-killed-in-fire-at-bed-stuy-home/

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'He'll Be Back': Bouncer Reggie Allen Sentenced in Deadly Strip Club Melee

"The 33-year-old Metro East man, a slippery criminal with an arrest record so long it’s almost unimaginable, was sentenced to a single year for his role in a deadly showdown in the parking lot of his family’s East St. Louis…

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Florida woman, 25, is arrested outside of a strip club for getting naked in fron

"Officers arrived at the club to find Llanos outside the strip club screaming profanities, NBC6 reported. When the officers confronted her, she began taking off her clothes and continued shouting at them. The officers told Llanos several times to put…

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Shampoo

Why not ask for real poo https://youtu.be/SqBP0SDtwvg

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How many strippers did you ask before you were given the OK for OTC?

It's all in the title? I'm still asking but I think I've hit up 20 strippers so far.

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My cousin says

My cousin says his ex girlfriend liked to come over when he shit the bed from drinking too much. She liked to roll around in shit and fuck

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I'd only be interested in the first part of this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHb3lZobt0

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Shadowcat

Shadowcat seems to have done and seen a lot of in his day, not just talking about strip clubs. I think he mentioned he's lived in Japan, Mexico etc. For those of you that have clubbed with him, I bet…

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My new, objective rating system

I decided to take a cue from Yelp, Amazon ratings, and Facebook Likes. Who cares if I think a stripper is a 6 or a 9, I'm just one guy. What do I know about ratings? Fuckall,…

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What I love the most about strippers

You get to see the goods right away. Doesn't it suck when you're dating a civilian, and when you finally get her naked, her body is underwhelming. Her clothes covered up her below average body. It could be saggy tits, a…

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Move over, chacken fangers.....

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/19853c7fa0c5ebbaeb2b2367293f06a774e65937720460ea3c3df18d997d3e59_1.jpg

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Unexpected 3rd wheel ?

I've noticed a few comments in the context of OTC about a dancer showing up with a girl friend, usually unexpectedly. I recall in my SC Houston trip back in 2012 I met a sexy-ass ebony on my Sat night SC…

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"Exotic" ethnicities?

So we talked with about Asians, anyone have experience with some of the rarer stripper ethnicities? Indian is one I expect we will see more of as more girls born here and are Americanized bust loose. I knew a slutty…

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Time to man up and choose

What's the one single physical characteristic about a woman that is most likely to be the biggest turn on for you? It can be anything -- size, shape, color, etc of all or any part of her body --…

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Cop charged with malfeasance, misfeasance, or nonfeasance.

CAMDEN, S.C. – A South Carolina police officer is accused of watching pornography and performing a sex act on himself in his patrol car while on duty. WIS reported that officer Marshall Lee Hardin II, 41, has been charged with misconduct…

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In praise of the Y

Ass, breasts, face, hips, legs get all the glory. I wonder if I"m the only one who is sometimes driven crazy by the Y -- the pubis and pelvis. There's an Asian girl at a club I go…

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new tshirt

Found a shirt I'm going to have to buy mrs sea. http://www.cafepress.com/mf/79209603/this-could-be-you-threesome_tank-top?productId=1282444298#color=white and this one too http://www.cafepress.com/mf/56470908/group-therapy-bgb_tshirt?productId=548827482 Perfect for summer

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Best Extras Philly

Any Philly experts know where the best place for extras with the quality looking girls (I'm into petite) would be around Philly within about 40 miles?

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Good visit w/ ATF and then the club

Had a great visit OTC with my ATF the other day followed by a great visit to the SC. I've been seeing my ATF OTC for over a year. I don't know how or why but the past couple times…

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What do men want in a woman?

What do men want in a woman? I think this graphic summarizes it perfectly. http://www.leeq.com/what-men-want-in-a-woman-4012/

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Don't let strippers shoot you up with heroin

"Two strippers, Cierra Allyn Rounds and Kathryn Dirks, injected Lashley with heroin to knock her out so they could steal cash, an iPad and a cellphone from her, court records say." http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/02/drug-dealer-gets-16-years-for-robbery-plot-with-strippers-that-ended-with-fatal-heroin-overdose-of-dallas-teen.html/

Strip Club Weirdos and How to Deal With Them

One issue I've started encountering more and more now that I'm travel dancing is strip club weirdos. Guys with weird fetishes and/or behaviors that for whatever reason come to the strip club instead of finding a streetwalker. Here's a list of just some of the weird things I've encountered: 1. Guys who flat out ask for sex - I don't give extra's but I mean come on, at least try to lead into it with some couth. don't just BAM! and hit me with the sex request without even knowing my name 2. A man has paid the $500 for a CR just to kiss my feet- not creepy just odd- waste of money if ya ask me but i'll take it! 3.…

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Bitch Better Have My Money

WTF do DJs keep playing "Bitch Better Have My Money"? Did they ever watch the video? A PL is cut up with texas chainsaw massacre style in the music video. I will not go to a SC where I will meet…

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Hot Stripper Is Just Giving This Bro A Lap Dance Until My Worst Nightmare Happen

http://brobible.com/life/article/bro-a-lap-dance-until-fail/

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Strangest Bathroom Troll Ever

At Follies of the southwest He's wearing a light gray pin stripped suit. The suit is too small He has on a red velvet tie with race cars in it. He is wearing an orange bracket that says "Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus" And his tip…

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TORONTO & MONTREAL Spa Info

A week or so someone posted something about massage parlors on here and I mentioned some spas in Toronto and Montreal. After that, I have gotten about 15 PMs from people asking me for more info, so here it…