What would Jesus do

13 comments

• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Jesus would cut your grass for $25 a week
• Cashman1234

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  9 years ago

  If Jesus LDK's would that be the second cuming? Or the third...
• Il8vStripper5

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  9 years ago

  I think Jesus would use his magic powers to make the dancer cum with his mind, part of the "do unto others as you would have done unto you" thing.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  I was in a strip club Friday night and the cell phone of the guy next to me rang. One of those obnoxious rings with some damn rap song. I reached over to punch him in the face when I saw my WWJD bracelet. So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  This is what Jesus is doing...
  
  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmi5nAVAAAy…
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  The thing to do is recognize that strip clubs and not really a solution to anything. So take what you learn in there and recreate it outside.
  
  Good high quality visually pleasing sex, and multiple partners, but set up some otherway.
  
  Solve the problems, don't just escape from them.
  
  SJG
• JuiceBox69

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  9 years ago

  Jesus mane would bless my $3 and 47¢ to make sure all the strippers would be paid with abundance of cash...they all would tip out with $1,000 each
• JuiceBox69

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  9 years ago

  He would also help me resurrect my dead cock so I could once again LDK in my pants
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  ^^^ Jesus loves gay people too, so SJG you're okay
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Thanks Shailynn!
  
  If there is anyone who still has not noticed, 'san_jose_gay' is an impersonation troll. So please read carefully.
  
  SJG
  
  Lori Graves playing Pirates Of The Caribbean on the Lowrey Organ
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9GSSApv…
• JuiceBox69

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  9 years ago

  Wow
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  i thank God for beautiful sexy women.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I thank my fellow TUSCL'ers for spreading joy to dancers everywhere. Jesus approves.