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The duck system!

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
Tuesday, April 19, 2016 4:40 AM
I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)

21 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Rong !!! Just_the_duck
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    Pluck the duck. Then fuck the duck.
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    Incoming.......duck!!!
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Duck, duck, goose
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Geese shit all over the place. Is that the plan?
  • londonguy
    8 years ago
    Oh for ducks sake. I sense more play on word contributions to this thread !
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    This is ducked up
  • metaldude
    8 years ago
    The puns are awfully fowl.
  • DaOnion
    8 years ago
    Is this some sort of ducking joke? You've got to be ducking kidding me.
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    Ricky Boy's Duck System Offer $50 to the quackheads
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    The Duck System The only time you want your bill to be bigger than the other guy Size does matter gentlemen
  • londonguy
    8 years ago
    ^^^ Motor, you're definitely ' a can or two short of a six pack' as we say over here, and I mean that in it's nicest sense.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    ^^^on this side of the pond we often say his elevator doesn't reach the penthouse, or not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I wouldn't ever apply that to Motorhead he is a bright guy comes up with some of the funniest lines sometimes.
  • DaOnion
    8 years ago
    yeah, motor seems like one of the sharper knives in the drawer, with some of his clever one liners i actually liked the duck bill joke pretty funny
  • just_the_nuts
    8 years ago
    I don't give a duck
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Duck this.
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Suck my duck jackie.
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Duck this new system. Rickyboys system is the only system that works. Does this sytem have a 35% success rate...I think not.
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Ducking imbeciles. The ricks were right about you hairless apes.
  • Ugluck75
    8 years ago
    Duck system? What? Is this post even serious? What should we do, quack and flap our wings?
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    A duck system? Sheesh. Not that old canard....
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