I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)
I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)
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Just_the_duck
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Pluck the duck.
Then fuck the duck.
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Incoming.......duck!!!
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Duck, duck, goose
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Geese shit all over the place. Is that the plan?
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Oh for ducks sake. I sense more play on word contributions to this thread !
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This is ducked up
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The puns are awfully fowl.
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Is this some sort of ducking joke? You've got to be ducking kidding me.
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Ricky Boy's Duck System
Offer $50 to the quackheads
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The Duck System
The only time you want your bill to be bigger than the other guy
Size does matter gentlemen
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^^^ Motor, you're definitely ' a can or two short of a six pack' as we say over here, and I mean that in it's nicest sense.
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^^^on this side of the pond we often say his elevator doesn't reach the penthouse, or not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I wouldn't ever apply that to Motorhead he is a bright guy comes up with some of the funniest lines sometimes.
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yeah, motor seems like one of the sharper knives in the drawer, with some of his clever one liners
i actually liked the duck bill joke
pretty funny
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I don't give a duck
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Duck this.
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Suck my duck jackie.
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Duck this new system. Rickyboys system is the only system that works. Does this sytem have a 35% success rate...I think not.
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Ducking imbeciles. The ricks were right about you hairless apes.
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Duck system? What? Is this post even serious? What should we do, quack and flap our wings?
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A duck system? Sheesh. Not that old canard....
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