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The duck system!

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)

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JuiceBox69

Rong !!!

Just_the_duck

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jackslash

Pluck the duck. Then fuck the duck.

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ATACdawg

Incoming.......duck!!!

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crazyjoe

Duck, duck, goose

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crazyjoe

Geese shit all over the place. Is that the plan?

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londonguy

Oh for ducks sake. I sense more play on word contributions to this thread !

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shailynn

This is ducked up

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metaldude

The puns are awfully fowl.

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DaOnion

Is this some sort of ducking joke? You've got to be ducking kidding me.

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motorhead

Ricky Boy's Duck System

Offer $50 to the quackheads

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motorhead

The Duck System

The only time you want your bill to be bigger than the other guy

Size does matter gentlemen

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londonguy

^^^ Motor, you're definitely ' a can or two short of a six pack' as we say over here, and I mean that in it's nicest sense.

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twentyfive

^^^on this side of the pond we often say his elevator doesn't reach the penthouse, or not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I wouldn't ever apply that to Motorhead he is a bright guy comes up with some of the funniest lines sometimes.

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DaOnion

yeah, motor seems like one of the sharper knives in the drawer, with some of his clever one liners

i actually liked the duck bill joke

pretty funny

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just_the_nuts

I don't give a duck

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Supremeruler

Duck this.

S
Supremeruler

Suck my duck jackie.

S
Supremeruler

Duck this new system. Rickyboys system is the only system that works. Does this sytem have a 35% success rate...I think not.

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Supremeruler

Ducking imbeciles. The ricks were right about you hairless apes.

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Ugluck75

Duck system? What? Is this post even serious? What should we do, quack and flap our wings?

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ATACdawg

A duck system? Sheesh. Not that old canard....

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