TS Stripper

28 comments

• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Yeah it could happen and if it did(would a tranny have an obligation to tell the club she's a he before they hire her/him and does the club have an obligation not to hire trannys?) I would politely excuse myself from her company and never return to that particular club.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I would pass her off to Juice
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  Another reason for totally nude dancers. My favorite dancer lies on the edge of the stage nude and drapes one leg over a tipper's shoulder putting his nose about 10 inches from her coot hie. Won't happen with a transsexual.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I wonder if trannys could really get away w/ dancing in a club w/o anyone noticing or the secret not getting out - I think it's one of those boogie-man urban legend type things.
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  Another reason for totally nude dancers. My favorite dancer lies on the edge of the stage nude and drapes one leg over a tipper's shoulder putting his nose about 10 inches from her coot hie. Won't happen with a transsexual.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Or ldk.
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  I'd end the dance then and there and demand my money back. But this would never happen to me cause I don't get drunk or stoned at the club. I drink water.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  @ 93: I sent you a PM a few days ago.
• ButterMan

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  8 years ago

  Oh hell no! i'd defintley let the manager know!
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Judging by most of the thongs I see 95% of the dancers wearing these days, that TS would have to be doing some serious "tuck and roll" for me not to notice. If that really did happen to me, I would probably be puking my guts out in the bathroom so much that I'd have to tip the bathroom troll $50 for the mess I would make.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  "I wonder if trannys could really get away w/ dancing in a club w/o anyone noticing or the secret not getting out - I think it's one of those boogie-man urban legend type things. " My retired ATF always said there were several post-op trannies that worked along side her at a club in Vegas years ago. She said they wore chokers to hid their adams apple. She was nuts so take it for what it's worth.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Well yeah - a post-up quite possibly.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I think LDK would be fine.
• Corvus

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  8 years ago

  At the least I get up and walk out. On the other end of the spectrum, I'm just not sure. Might just kick him in the nuts. Sure wouldn't have to ask for my money back. Never pay in advance.
• Corvus

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  8 years ago

  Also note to self: beware of dancers wearing chokers, especially in Vegas.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I'll answer the question that was asked which is whether you'd have a right to sue the dancer or the club. The answer in my opinion is yes. A lap dance involves a contract. The contract is either verbal or implied in fact. The terms of the contract are that she will dance naked or topless for you and grind her female crotch against your genitals. If she turns out to be a he, the essence of the contract is violated because it was understood that a woman would be grinding on a man. It's like contracting to buy a Ferrari and the seller delivers a Prius to you. The contract has been broken. Anti discrimination laws don't change the result.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  ^^^ I find it mildly entertaining that our resident legal advice member is high as fuck when he's typing the above said statement.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  I would end the dance. It's not my thing. ... and I like some weird shit. The most I'd be out is $150, and probably just the price of a single dance. It happens.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  I remember when I lived in Texas. We would not have sued the club, but we would have dragged the tranny behind a pickup truck.
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "I wonder if trannys could really get away w/ dancing in a club w/o anyone noticing or the secret not getting out - I think it's one of those boogie-man urban legend type things." Brilliant!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "Another reason for totally nude dancers. My favorite dancer lies on the edge of the stage nude and drapes one leg over a tipper's shoulder putting his nose about 10 inches from her coot hie. Won't happen with a transsexual." Double brilliant! All nude dances = ace!
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Sure I was high but next morning my legal analysis makes sense. Maybe I'm into something here.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  on to something
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I'd get up and leave. I'd call our resident attorney and ask for his recommendations on local Detroit area attorneys that might consider a suit against the club. I agree, contract law has been violated.
• Dolfan

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  8 years ago

  You can ask not to "cheapen" the conversation by saying it won't happen, but that doesn't mean we will. And it also won't happen. Its just too high risk for the dancer. People still physically attack them without any sort of provocation, in fact its not terribly uncommon for them to be sought out specifically. To intentionally put themselves into that situation is bad for them as well as their cause. There's also the fact that, at least around here, no club is going to hire a dancer with a dick and put them out on the floor. Its too high risk for them too. As far as suing, not likely. At best you might be able to get the dance fee back in court, but your not going to win any sort of damages. Your chances are probably the same for suing because the stripper touched your junk. You can't put yourself into a sexually charged situation and then cry because there was a sexual element.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  "• Sure I was high but next morning my legal analysis makes sense. Maybe I'm into something here." You're always high. It's okay because even though you're always high you make sense an impressive 80% of the time. Juice doesn't even smoke and he only makes sense about 20% of the time.
• umissedaspot

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  8 years ago

  If the club is in North Carolina simply wait for the stripper to go to the bathroom before getting a dance. If she uses the ladies' you can be absolutely sure she was born with a vagina.
• Estafador

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  8 years ago

  @Johnsmith I know your a lawyer (supposedly) so I'll accept your answer with a little bit less grain of salt than usual BUT I'm not entirely convinced. Wouldn't that depend on the state? Not every state says a trans-woman is still considered a man by law. There are quite a few states that allow Trans-women to claim the female gender entirely and with that law behind them, you're till by technicality dancing with a female....with a birth defect lol.