Poll: Would you have let the penguin stay...or would you have pushed it back?

Hey, the penguin was thinking. I'd had taken it to the shore.

I was thinking of the terror of a pack of killer whales approaching my puny boat to get the penguin

Poor thing – talk about literal life and death – I would’ve been scared shitless the whales would jump in the boat too, or turn it over, trying to get Chilly Willy

I'd have called Batman.

It would ruin the video but push him back. If he can jump in the boat so can the whales.

I'd call clubber, he'd know what to do.

I'd probably let the little bastard stay. Killer whales can be assholes.