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Best LDK shorts

O'Neil Hybrid. Super thin polyester They dont look like basketball shorts but feel better Zippered side pockets When you LDK its unnoticeable Available on Amazon Youre welcome lol

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Summer is comming!

Crazyjoe is trying out his new boat https://youtu.be/jhb4O15LqeE

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Wow

60 points for Kobe in his final game after 20 years! Unbelievable!!!

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OT: Warriors beat the Bulls' record.

73-9.

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The strip club gods shine upon you

And you unexpectedly come across $1 million. It's legal, tax free, and yours to use however you choose. How much of the money would you ultimately spend on strippers? What new stripper services specifically would you spend it…

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LFK?

What's the protocol for LFK or DFK for that matter during private? Does one just go for it or do you negotiate?

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I miss you guys!

I miss you guys and your saneness! I have to start getting on here more again. I have been spending most of my time in debate groups and the level of stupidity is unreal! Many of these people have no…

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Anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia PA lately

Hey, is anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia, PA lately? Looks like I'm gonna be stuck close to there tomorrow night and was wondering if worth my time. If not, what is recommended. If you…

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I just did something for the first time

Yes SJG I'm descending further into the depths. I paid money for a months subscription to a porn web site. Has anybody else actually paid for porn before? I never had. Actually weed forced the little head to do this.…

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I better see some apologies!

My lion bud said he'd go all wildebeest on any hairless apes that don't apologize for using the speciesist term "catty". However, I'm not disappointed to come here and see an absence of contrition. After rick gives the culprets a…

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what is enough ?

If you don't give two shits about retirement and your not giving two ducks about getting rich....how much is honestly enough to cover the rainy day shit in life ? $50k, $20k, 10k, $5k ?

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Jennifer Lopez's Hotness

How many of you have Jennifer Lopez in your top 10-15 hottest celebrity women? She is still smokin' hot even now, but there was a period around 10 years ago where, if given the chance to have sex with any…

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Man embezzles half million, spends it on strippers

Apparently some guy embezzled half a million bucks from the VA in Ann Arbor and spent it on (surprise!) strippers and gambling. The local news reports show an appalling lack of professional reporting, leaving many unanswered questions. 1. He spent $500…

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Ok debunking something! How many of you are attracted to these images?

Warning some of these are pretty gross so just letting you know a head of time I wouldn't look if you are grossed out easily. I want honesty if you want you can pm me your answer. I want you…

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OT: CrazyJoe Does Tunnel Digging

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/13/police-discover-massive-tunnel-with-stolen-golf-clubs-tools-electronics-and-guns-in-mans-back-yard/ Call CrazyJoe, he may have your bicycle and golf clubs.

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Club Allure Chicago

In Stone Park/Melrose Park..who are the sexiest girls there?

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This sums it up

Came across this meme earlier and I think it sums up our hobby perfectly! https://imgur.com/a/EsR8n

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Moterhead is the new Gaterfan

Funny zingers

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play monopoly at McDonald's

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEJY9U8NQXF/ Getting close boys

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If there is 80°temps and 2 feet of snow in the forcast

In the same week, you are probably sober and in Colorado

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Extras

Extras have always been my goal. As things loosen up here in lovely Detwaaa and the suburbs, it became a joy to experience. I've lost track of thekisses I have received, BJ's, full sex, and other enjoyments of the…

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D.E.A. Employees Facing Trial Seek to Bar Lap-Dance Video

DEA employees lied about owning a New Jersey strip club, which appears to be the nicest club in Jersey. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/nyregion/dea-employees-facing-trial-seek-to-bar-lap-dance-video.html

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Mileage in Minneapolis

Will be in Minneapolis in a couple weeks and plan to visit and review a couple clubs. For those familiar with the scene there, what's the expected mileage for most dances? (Not talking extras). The reviews on tuscl aren't clear…

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;) When getting extras?...

When getting extras, maybe besides a BJ. Is your dancer discreet about it? Does she try to hide the fact that she is doing something "extra?" I know this also depends on other factors, such as who's working the LD…

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sex

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I thought that "Mother Fucker" was just a derogatory term.

It’s no secret some guys are attracted to women who look like their moms. But one pair is taking it way too far. Kim West, 51, and her son Ben Ford, 32, are in a sexual relationship. In a cover story…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Slow times at the Dirty Bird

I went to the Bird in the evening. I only saw 3 dancers there on the floor while I was there. There were only 3-4 customers as well so it was dead.…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Finally

After what seems like eleventy billion (yes I just made up that number) strip club visits, I finally got asked to VIP tonight. "I'd love to stay with U baby, but I see Ure with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Ybor

I'm in Tampa this week and made a visit to Ybor Strip Monday evening. First of all, FL has the best clubs in the US in my opinion and Tampa is among the best in…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

One of my favorite Clubs

I went to this club, named Cheetahs, about one year ago. It was one of the best visits to any club thus far (and Ive been to about 5 different clubs). The building inside was…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Best Latin strip club

This club is easy to reach and conveniently located off of I-59. You can park your car yourself or get valet parking. The club is very spatious and has four dance floors. The club has…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

overall experience

Came into the to kill some time. Overall there were 4 or 5 dancers in shift. A few of them were pretty hot the rest were okay. Dollar parade wasn't bad but getting their…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

A Weekday Afternoon at Gallaghers

I arrived just in time to get the free lunch and discounted beer. That turned out to be the highlight of the visit, unfortunately. I've frequented this club in the past but am finding fewer…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

Great Night @ the Colonie

This Club should definitely be on your to-do list if you're in Buffalo. A buddy and I headed over at around 9, and the club was about 3/4 full. Bartender was great...very fast service, and…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Getting fixed up but still mostly the same except less fun

Had the annual visit to the Shark. They still have a sign on the door to say they are open during construction and the girls said business has been slow because no one knows if…

Poisson

Ciudad Santa Catarina, Nuevo León

Living the Life

Was in town 2 weeks ago to visit a buddy from grad school. This was not a trip centered on mongering, however my buddy knows me well enough to have included a visit on our…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Meh

Was walking down bourbon street, and allowed myself to be coaxed in by lack of cover charge. Run and coke was $12. Whatever. This is very much a dive club. Nothing…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

BETTER THAN AVERAGE CLUB

I was at this club a few weeks ago on a tuesday. I was passing thru and arrived about 1 hr prior to closing. I had been here before a couple years ago…

Cleopatra

Sofia, Bulgaria

An OK place to stop by in Sofia

I visited on a Monday evening. There were like 10 girls rotating on the 4 stages they have. Mostly like 5 to 7-ens, some cute, some rather not. Most danced topless, some in undie, none…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Good place to have a drink

Went on $2 drink Tuesdays, from what the dancers and bar tender said, this promotion just started. I couldn't sleep so went out for a drink and some human interaction. Ended up at…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

A Saturday 6-8 PM

I showed up and it was pretty dead; no girls on the floor, one other guy in the club. However, there were a reasonable number of girls, they were just in the back. By about…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

Fun night in one of Shoreditch's cleaner/ smarter clubs

Basically a smart, clean, reasonably priced pub that shows all the sport and happens to have some very sexy, scantily clad women strolling around and occasionally dancing on the stage at the front. Pound in a…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

What happened to this place?

As much as I am loathe to admit I'm a LONG-time SCH, I first visited this place in the late 90s. Comparing then to now, I can hardly believe this was the same club. The…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dissapointing :(

Was out of the country for a while... back in Phoenix for a few days again.... have been a regular to BML with Clover, Becky, Rebecca, Unique and other hotties..... the second day I reached…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Time Capsule

This place is turning in to more of a time capsule then a strip club. Every time I go I hope to see a new girl but its the same 3 and they all…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

I just can't seem to catch this place open...

This evening I tried to visit Southern Exposure for the third time in a few months, on several different evenings, and while the outside lights were on and the new sign is lighted, the place…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Free Lunch in the afternoon!

It is a big club and I guess it gets busy at night. There were about three dancers on shift early afternoon. They seemed to dance to two songs and for the second song they…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Beware of the dancer from Texas

Got to BT's 5ish in the afternoon. My atf was engaged, so I struck up a convo with the next girl to drop by. She told me her name and was friendly enough. She…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Recommended!

I recommend this club. Came here after midnight on a Wednesday. Called ahead for the free "VIP" limo and cover was waived. This place was very crowded considering it was Wednesday.…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Back again

Stopped in again on a Tuesday afternoon. 3 dancers working. The same 3 from my last visit I think. Brazilian brunette from the last time remembers me and comes over. We sit…

Boomers 50/50

Harvest, Alabama

After Midnight party spot

I've been to Boomers 3 times in the last 7 months, and each time, I like the club more and more. Overall, this is one of the best Black/ethnic clubs in the mid South…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Club re-opening 4/22

According to this clubs Instagram page, they will be re-opening in Friday April 22nd. This club has been closed for the last couple of months apparently due to some recent shootings incidents. Security…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Super expensive, but a bunch of choices to spend

Super expensive, but a bunch of choices to spend. They have tons of different rooms you can take a dancer in to, ranging from 30 to over $1000 in price. Hot tub is a possibility,…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Bachelor party

Me and 7 of my buddies came here for a Bachelor party this past weekend. It is in an industrial area which seemed a little sketchy but parking was fine. $20 cover to get in…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good way to kill time before an appointment

Stopped in at HH around 1:30 PM. There were a lot of girls on the shift. Was told that this was because of it being "2 for Tuesday". Sat at the bar…

The Voo 2

Atlanta, Georgia

How the "Old Atlanta" Used To Be

Before the days of 3 am club shutdowns, Atlanta was a city well known for clubs that stayed open until 6 am the next morning, sometimes even later. Deja Vu 2 ( or The…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Consistent

I like this place because every time I stop in I pretty much know what I'm going to get. Girls are average with a few above average. Very laid back, never had a bad experience…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Disappointed

Not having been here for many years, after reading the reviews, I decided to try again. at 7 PM, there was no dancers out, 1 customer besides me. Having driven a while and paying…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Definitely had a good time

I went here with a few of my buddies awhile back. We got there at about 9pm so it wasn't really jumping. Which was fine for us because that meant we could pretty much sit…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is Ok

Went around 6pm and there were only about 5 dancers, all occupied with regulars. The place has two floors, and I only stayed on the upper level. There was onre stage, but nobody ever used…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Ok experience

Easy to find and park. 15 to get in and 5 for a soda. Was there about 7pm about 2 weeks ago. One girl on stage seemed to rotate with others but…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

just about right full nude club

My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip clubs in general…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

What happened to this place????!

I was here a few weeks ago and it was very disappointing.The quality of dancers has gotten horrible. I was here about 1 1/2 years ago, and they had some really…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

not that entertaining

Firstly, it is very small and like a hole with two poles. the cover is $15 in the morning and one drink minimum.i went at 12 am and still they are not ready asked me…

Diamond's Gentlemen's Club

Honolulu, Hawaii

this is my second visit to this club

this is my second visit to this club. this time went a lot better. i sat with a blond for a while who chitchatted with no pressure. i like when they don't make you feel…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not bad for a nooner

Usually don't do SC during the day .. But was on my way to the airport and had a couple of hours to kill. It's really close to the airport. Walked in and the guy…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Normally not my type of club

Normally I go to nude clubs so the library was a bit of a change. I went with some buddies that I bowl with who kept talking about it. I'm glad I did. This is…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another happy visit

Got there right at noon, and a dancer I had been happy with before sat down with me before I could order a beer. I said let's go, but she was up to dance…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Early on a Tuesday is not a good time to go

So I dropped into Filmores on Tuesday as a friend had an appointment nearby. I've never been to this club but was impressed by how nice it looked on the inside since the outside really…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great value

If you want low cost high mileage lap dances, this is the place. It has a small stage, about 8' by 8' in the middle of the room, with a pole. I was in early…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I like this place

Dropped in Tuesday evening and the second girl I saw on stage was the lovely Maria. I've had her dance for me a few times and once she was finished she came straight over. She…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Riley's

Stopped by at about 3:30 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon. Riley’s is just off I-20 on Fulton Industrial Boulevard in a pretty sketchy part of west Atlanta. Driving through the area you will…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Saturday evening/night

Hit about 5 clubs over a couple days on my first trip to the Portland strip clubs. Really dig the casual, no hustle vibe that is prevalent throughout town. Acropolis was my last stop on…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

Check it out!

The hottest girls of all types, whatever you like, 3 fully stocked bars, 50ft theatre screen behind main stage, an absolutely enormous, beautiful, interior..so worth checking it out! A real hidden gem..Plus the Floor Hosts…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Madison from HBs

HBs was and is a good starting point for dancers that seems to be common theme then they "graduate" to "real" strip clubs. The free food, free views, and Cheap drinks keep this place…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

Evening Visit

As other reviews have stated, this place is near the airport. The exterior is pretty unassuming minus the wooden sign that you can see from the street. The interior is pretty sparse, there…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Christie's Tempe is back!

I used to visit this club often about 3 years ago! A lot of hot college girls working to pay bills and a few olders. After a while, for some reason the talent just kind…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Wanted to see Bust but instead the visit was a bust!

Stopped in around 4:30 after a business meeting hoping to see at least a couple of big bust girls. When I arrived there were only 3 dances in the whole place. Took…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Wednesday Afternoon visit

Stopped by Wednesday afternoon while traveling back to Detroit area., roughly 6 to 8 months since last visit, nice thing about club is literally 5 minutes off I-75 with 1 stop light...and upon exit you…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Not many reviews for this club this year....

Stopped in on Friday night about 10:00 Pm which it is usually a little at that time. I tried to ordered a drink from a bartender I had not seen there before. She came…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

My FIRST poor experience at the Hong Kong Club

I have been going to the Honk Kong Club for a few years and i have always had a good time until now. Made my first trip down to the San Diego area for…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Surprisingly better dancers than last time.

After a disappointing experience at another club stopped in here before heading home. Started to rain a little but not bad. Usual keys out of the pocket and get waded at the door.…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Nice mix of girls.

I went to Alpine with a friend to enjoy a few drinks while taking in the scenery. As seems to be an ongoing issue, the volume is cranked in the club so it is difficult…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Dancer left midway on a VIP dance just because I got a boner. I didn't even touch or behave inappropriately

This was my second visit since the dancers there seemed reasonably attractive. FYI, the dancers here are basically unfriendly and sit by themselves. They never approach customers for dances, as is the case with many…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Good, Small Joint

Small club, but not in a bad way. Close indoor environment helps create a "neighborly" feel and good ratio of girls to floor. Floor and seating is very clean, and there is usually ample room…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies rarely fails to disappoint (at least on dayshift)

I will break up this review into 3-sections: I) Intro II) Follies Visits III) Conclusion --------- NOTE: --------- My reviews tend to be long and my Follies reviews even longer since I am not from ATL and thus just visit Follies 1x…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

My all time favorite

To begin my review might I say that I have been here more times than I can remember. I've made trips with friends with the intent of going here and nothing else, and it's over…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Same old same old Cheeks

I had not been to Cheeks in a while and nothing has changed. The place is nice and there is plenty of parking. It was very crowded and the girls dance inside the…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Best Club In Salisbury

Everyone was awesome to be around from servers to dancers. The shot girl was a ton of fun to talk to and it wasn't a bad deal. Massages were good to. The look of the…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Bad Experience

Well, this wasn't at all what I expected based on some of the reviews here. Rolled up to the location right off a busy road, parking lot was somewhat full. As soon as I entered,…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

New Talent

Swung by on a weekday to check things out. After getting there about 8, decent number of customers in and about 5 dancers I saw right away. The interesting thing is I saw ALL new…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Lovely

I went to follies in the middle of the day and of course it was packed. Received a few ok dances from a couple of girls, but it was one chick that was mind blowin.…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Typical boring club in Memphis

I visited the Gold Club on this Wednesday evening and was bored enough to start the review on my phone while I was there. This visit was relatively uneventful. To be honest, the cover and beer…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Decent little club

Stopped by one afternoon on on my way back from NYC. I swung in for a drink after being in the car for two solid hours, and was just looking to unwind. The…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Not stepping back here again....

I was in the area and stopped by one Wednesday night about 2-3 weeks ago and I was not impressed with what I saw. After trying to figure out where the place was (despite being…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Fun Weekend

I have been coming here for years. Me and a few friends visited on Saturday. We had free entry passes we picked up at a local bar. Beer is 4 or 5 bucks each, so…

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Have you sucked breast milk out of a dancer's breasts?

I visited a favorite on a Tuesday afternoon who is a new mommy and milf. Her breasts went from small C to a big D with milk. I've always sucked on her nipples. But today, when I started tasting something…

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Money Talking

How many of u boys borrowing from yo fourOOneKay to fix in cars and bad situational awareness ? Since I've been about dis I've been able 2 care fo my shit and able to gamble and buy strippers I think I…

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what ?

Titles says it all

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Challenge for LDK

Start a water baloon fight in a strip club. You could get all the girls wet

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Anybody ever use a condom to finger a dancer?

DX-Tohji (2 reviews) Club Type: Nude Dancers Dancer Ethnicity: Asian Dance Prices: Drink Prices: Daytime Cover: 5000 Nighttime Cover: 7000 Hours: 11:30-22:00 Features: Bikini Dancers Only, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers Map to Club Club Website Add a Review Update Details Like Club Browse Nearby 18 inokuma-cho, higashikujyo, miniami-ku Kyoto, Japan Ratings Summary (based on…

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Funny and entertaining review (I thought)

From a recent review of Porthole Pub in Pompano Beach, FL (30-minutes north of Miami): "... I used to frequent this place a few years back. It hasn't changed its simple neighbourhood bar ambiance but the girls marketing has become less…

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Do you guys get paid?

I have been on this site for a few years now and it seems like there are about 10 of you who comment on discussion after discussion on here. I was just curious do some of you make your strip…

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OT: The rich get richer

This LeBron James-backed pizza chain was just named the fastest growing in America A pizza chain backed by LeBron James was just named the fastest-growing restaurant chain in the US. Blaze Pizza grew sales 205% over the prior year, the largest gain…

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Phoenix mini meetup

DaOnion and I, along with possibly one or two other tusclers, are hitting some Phoenix clubs this week. Thursday is Christies in Tempe. Friday is Follies of the Southwest. Saturday's club is undecided. If anybody else…

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Is John Smith 69 really a black NFL wide receiver?

Josh Gordon failed another drug test and will not be re-instated Dude cannot stop smoking the marijuana cigarettes. JS69 unmasked!

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YouTube

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mardi gras atlanta

has any one have any intel on this club im thinking about going their but i dont want to waste my time

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More from Floriduh.

A Fort Lauderdale man accused of picking up a prostitute while impersonating a police officer and threatening her with arrest if she did not have unprotected sex was the one in handcuffs Monday when he was taken into custody to…

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LeBron made a rookie mistake

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/lebron-james-allegedly-dms-instagram-model-article-1.2597551 If you're a professional athlete or entertainer, do not mess around with these Instagram girls, nothing ever comes good of it. Goddamn she is gorgeous tho!

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Masturbation warning

It turns out you can easily pick up a sex demon. Be careful out there. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/mack-major-masturbation-satan_us_570c47cae4b01422324a02ee

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

SR Van Nuys

It had been a couple months since the last time I was at this location. One night couple friends and I decided to stop by and have some fun. We were there around midnight on…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Worth the drive

Had herd some reviews and decided to check this place out. Not much of a looker on the outside but the parking lot it's fenced in so it's good privacy. Walked in and got to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC thursday

Got back from a business trip, landed around noon still drunk from the previous night, and decided to hit a club or 2 on the way home. Struck out at Bogarts (almost died of…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

PHC friday

I've reviewed this club before on the same day and time (friday afternoon) so this is an update some the same info some new. First off, this place absolutely rocks on a friday afternoon,…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Beautiful dancers, if you could find them

I visited Silk Madison on a Saturday night, arriving shortly after midnight. The place was quite busy. I had to park fairly far from the door. The parking lot was well lit, so it didn't…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

There's no such thing as a cheap lap dance .

I've been driving past Allure for a while now and seeing there sign for $10 dollar dances in the afternoon . My number one strip club rule is: NO STRiPCLUBS WiTH VALET PARKiNG . It…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

"Magical" Experience

Coming from the land of $20 dances, the $10 dances offered at TD's felt like a 2-for-1 deal. The door guy does the standard wand/ID check before you go in, sliding your ID into a…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Prices

Went to this club after a few months of not going. I went by myself and an extremely average looking girl approached me, not wearing too revealing clothing. She asked me a question and I…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Thurs Night Visit

Went here on a snowy, cold Thursday night a few weeks back when I was bored and looking for something to occupy my time. It ended up being amateur night which some places can be…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Pleasantly surprised

It's has been a few years since I've been to this club. The location is pretty easy to get to and has a huge parking lot in the back so you can enter discreetly…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Too Little Too Fast

Came by on a Friday after work, headed back to the main club got beer at the bar and grabbed a table not far from the stage, after about 10 minutes Stephanie(I think) long brown…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

ok

Had a free pass, but they still charged a $10 cover at the door. Girls would stop by, mostly drive-bys and wouldn't sit down for a brief chat with you even if you asked them…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Typical Richmond

When you go to a strip club in Richmond you have to be super bored. I walked in and the music was blaring and there were girls on stage. I sat down and was immediatly…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

A great club

I visited Scores in Moresville last Sunday night. It opens at 6, I got there at 7:30, and while it was slow at first, dances and patrons started arriving in mass around 9 pm. Spent…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

St. Paddy's day and first visit for me

I was in town on business and after searching TUSCL, this seemed to be the only club to visit. It was St. Paddys day so I went in a little earlier than I usually would…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Latina heaven

If you like latinas this is the place to be. Came on a Thursday afternoon and the place was hopping. Walked in, waited for my eyes to adjust, no cover, no frisk, and no scan…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Another good visit

I have been in the club many times. It is a good stop. Most times there are at least six-eight dances. The bartender was very pleasant and the ladies very friendly. Visited…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Friday Night

Made my first visit in months last Friday night and this trip was much better then my last few. Wasn't even planning a trip but they did a fb contest and I won four free…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Hit or Miss At Marios

I've reviewed this club multiple times so I won't go into the details of club layout, etc. That's all documented. I had a chance to swing by on a Thursday afternoon around 3:00…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Vacation in Florida

I was visiting out of town so I went to the club Saturday afternoon with a few friends. The parking is ok. There are not a lot of spaces in front with some in the…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

All smiles

Was in Houston on business. Decided to stop at Smile Lounge on way to the airport. I have been here before. But it has been a few months. Place is clean and comfortable. Has a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Saturday at the IR

Coming in from a blue sky day to a very dark bar causes pause to gain your bearings. It was a lovely day in Cocoa on Saturday, but not so to keep me out.…

The Break Room

Fullerton, California

A pa5id back experience that gets more rowdy later

Showed up to meet a dancer friend and wound up meeting several of her friend dancers. It is a pretty small room with the bar close to the tables in front of the stage.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had read several reviews of this club, and had a long layover in Phoenix on a recent flight, so rented a car and went to check it out

Had read several reviews of this club, and had a long layover in Phoenix on a recent flight, so rented a car and went to check it out. It looks every bit as forlorn as…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Hit or Miss

Traveling out of state from O'Hare and made the stop at the HB's to see if I could get my groove on before I made that 2 hour flight in the sardine can. Geez,…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Other local clubs offer better prices and Dancers

This Club empties your wallet before a Dancer even sits down to talk. $5 parking. $10 cover. $8 drinks. The only good deal you will find here is every hour they have a special of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

disappointed again

I have no idea why I bother with this place. First of all, I hate the valet service, let me park on the street. And when I do, don't come running after me…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Not sure what goes through the mind...

I stopped by this club as a courtesy to a dancer friend of mine who was in need of a new place to dance. I was unable to recommend this place to her. The approach…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Boring

I been to this place plenty of times.I decided to stop in after work because was near the area.I paid the usual 5.00 cover charge. They have a few new dancers there but no stunners.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Writing while looking at an empty stage

So I'm trying something different. Writing while waiting for some attention. I arrived a bit after 3. No one on stage. Only 2 girls who i can see. Maybe they are all with customers.…

Oversaturation of Northeast Pennsylvania Strip Clubs

The strip club scene in Northeast Pennsylvania has been ever-changing in the past few years. Recently three clubs either opened up or changed hands. Teasers opened in the old G-10 location. The Diamond Club in Old Forge changed hands, as well as the club in Mayfield. Old Superdads is now Perfect 10. So that is three clubs. There are five more in a 30 mile radius: Grandview in Goldsboro, Tattletales on Rt 115, Pleasure Dome in White Haven, Carousel in Nanticoke, and Cabaret in Kingston. That's a lot of clubs close together. In some ways that is a good thing, some ways no so good. Let's start with the good first: 1) Variety. There are plenty of clubs and dancers to…

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Fat?

As we all know, the internet can be a mean place. Apparently this model named Iskra Lawrence has been called fat by trolls on her instagram page. She looks fine to me What do you guys…

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OT: Using Art As A Ball Marker

I've always used a normal plastic disc as a ball marker, but being a Morgan Dollar collector, I really wanted to use a not so valuable one. The problem with that is they're rather large and that defeat the purpose.…

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Who would?

http://wild941.com/2016/04/11/meet-the-cheapest-prostitute-in-pinellas-county/

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Is it just me or,

does rech's avatar look like the saddest pair of moobs ever?

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The A team

https://myspace.com/admiraltheatre/mixes/classic-the-a-team-405694/photo/138025025 Yeah? Or nah?

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Trump 4 president!

Title says it all!

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All this trolling. Shocking and disgusting.

You people are missing the opportunity to share how much you love the advice you get from the ricks. We take valuable time out of their day to share strategies for paying hookers for sex. Aah...yup Paying hookers for sex is…

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Crazyjoe does arts and crafts

https://youtu.be/jkQsBD5WtDo

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An erotic sex story to fit Heck's limited attention span

I eat her pussy. She has an orgasm. We fuck. I cum inside her. She's only 18.

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what is the meaning/purpose to life ?

I do believe in a God (singular) but I also strongly believe that the real purpose is to exist until death. In other words work a good days wage, eat the best you can and make love to sexy ladies. I…

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Some People Really Deserve To Go To Hell

Like this asshole that did this: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/10/us/dog-found-with-muzzle-taped-shut-new-york-irpt/index.html?eref=rss_topstories But, a better punishment may be to spend a weekend with SJG in his mom's basement, or being forced to listen to JS69 debate with himself out loud which DS is his favorite.

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An Erotic Sex Story

I know that many of you are not particularly interested in the youngest dancers, in part at least because they are relatively inexperienced sexually. I completely understand that concern. My most experienced provider is GingerBread who is literally…

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Bad Girls Club--strippers won't work for free

They learned that strippers won't work for free, something I already knew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_HlPQcPHg

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Internet Beef - How To Find Who Is Fucking With You (Or Not)

Interesting Article... Juice, are you sure you don't live in Kansas? http://uk.businessinsider.com/maxmind-data-makes-life-miserable-for-a-kansas-farm-2016-4?r=US&IR=T Since the printing of this article, I wonder how many lawyers have called the victim offering to help bring a case?

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A win for pot heads on Family Feud....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jatbSHju2MQ

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Master's Week: If you don't like the strippers try the single moms

It's Master's Week in Augusta and err'body tryna make a little cash. http://augustacrime.com/exposed-north-augusta-moms-secret-life-of-prostitution/

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MEXICANS LOVE CHACKIN FANGERS TOO!!!!!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/21/b1/47/21b1473c4c337ef0417eb154b881ff5b.jpg http://pinhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mexican-word-of-the-day-chicken-strip.jpg

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I wonder how much this guy paid ?

https://youtu.be/IX-sbKWiHFM

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shit on crazy Joe

Title says all

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OT: Former NFL player Will Smith killed in road rage shooting

Longtime New Orleans Saints standout Will Smith, one of the most beloved players in recent franchise history, was shot and killed Saturday night. It happened when his car was hit by another vehicle and the other driver reportedly shot Smith…

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pulling your dick out vip Sunday's

Ever been at a clean club and have one 2 many vodka shots and the Lil head convinces the big head it's a good idea to come out ? Yea that almost never ends happy lol #makesgoodstorydoe

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I.D.G.T. Get Da Cake my Niggas

https://youtu.be/_gB2iWln0ls Fade wit it

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tooth paste and a old dirty sock

I usually give out tooth brushes and tooth pastries to all da extras bitches in da clubbers Thank god for dirty white socks

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14 days str8 at day labour and i need a beer and a blow job

Yep old James has been working hard and long shifts at the day labour office doing odds and inns at various construction sites. 14 days in a row and a fresh money club of $400 dollars. I'm going out for…

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Poker talk

Even the best poker players in the world have losing sessions. Don't make the mistake of expecting to win every time you play. Your goal should be to play to the best of your ability in every session. If you…

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Save that profit sharing

If you get a bonus, max out your 401(k) withholding for that month and live off the bonus," says Andrew Rafal, founder of Strategy Financial Group in Phoenix. "If you get a $5,000 bonus, normally, you'd live off your salary,…

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Hotness

In reviews and discussions a good review will rank the dancers hotness on a scale of 1-10. I have only been to 1 club (Mons Venus) outside of the Kansas City/Lawrence area. I think this scale can be very different…

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Many Fish in Sea?

I see comments many times that say if a favorite dancer doesn't do what you want then there are plenty of fish in the sea. That may be true where some of you live and club but if you are…

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The simple things

I find it refreshing in a strip club sometimes if I'm walking to the restroom or something, and I pass by a stripper on the way there. Say I've never met this stripper before, but with a smile on her…

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Have you ever been refused entry to a strip club because of their dress code?

I have just once. The clubs very first review. shadowcat Joined Dec 2001 Clubs Reviewed: 33 Total Reviews: 203 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Monday Evening visit, Unknown dancers December 23, 2010 • I intended to be the first TUSCLer to…

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NBA History Tonight? Warriors Vs Spurs

If you didn't know, The Warriors are now 71-1 with 2 games left. If they win both, they will hold the best record in NBA Modern Schedule History. One minor issue tonight, they are visiting the Spurs who are also…

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OT: Yahoo Fucking Sucks

I don't always surf then internet, but when I do, I use Yahoo. If I'm doing a search, I always use Google, that way everything is saved, so when I decide to run for mayor of my fine town one day,…

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Dream Girl!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3505684/I-hot-girl-m-poop-girl-Woman-couldn-t-flush-toilet-date-s-house-charts-hid-waste-HANDBAG-hilarious-viral-tweets.html Sounds like she would be a brilliant girlfriend for crazyjoe!

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Papi_Chulo came to town.

Yesterday he dragged his ass into Follies an hour late. Bubba267 and I were already there. An hour later Verybigdawg showed up. the 4 of us took over the NE corner of the club next to the DJ booth. The…

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One of the best ever

One of the best ever DS sex sessions was tonight. I haven't felt so massively fulfilled sexually in months. DS had better fucking watch herself or she could be out of a job. Cause in a week when…

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WHAT TO SAY TO DANCER CUNT THAT PISSES YOU OFF

ay guys lets's face it. most of us are normal in that we can feel like shit when some of these girls do things to us that sets us off in the wrong way. if it's not a fave we…

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Does Such a List Exist?

I'm curious if there is a list or place where I can find out what clubs will allow based on locale? Say, hypothetically I wanted to begin visiting cities periodically, not for business or anything, but simply for a weekend…

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Elvis Syndrome

I tend to completely avoid strippers that have given birth. The stretch marks, sagging breasts, loose abdomen, leftover fat in the hips, C-section scars, and other physical destruction are just too much for me. Maybe it is the caveman deep…

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What' wrong with this picture?

Who will be the first to notice? No cheating http://femour.com/files/2013/03/110.jpg

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Here Come the Mummies - Pants (for LDK)

Here's a song for LDK. Be sure to listen to the lyrics. https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I

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"I'm in school"

When a stripper tells you that, what percent of the time is that a lie?

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Hawaii and alaska show clubs?

How many that live in the 48 have been to a show club in Hawaii or alaska?

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Getting Played, thoughts

Since my favorite attorney asks for advice here, I figured I would too. I go to one of my favorite clubs just about every week. I have been getting dances from one particular dancer (I don't have a…

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Vegas strip club dancers, cocktail waitresses indicted on credit card fraud char

http://mynews4.com/news/local/vegas-strip-club-dancers-cocktail-waitresses-indicted-on-credit-card-fraud-charges

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12 clubs just got shut down in pg county maryland this week over zoning restrict

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/prince-georges-county-orders-12-strip-clubs-to-shut-their-doors-by-friday/2016/04/06/e8a4c0e4-fc07-11e5-80e4-c381214de1a3_story.html

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Anyone seen the tv show, the Internet ruined my life?

I've seen a few episodes. it's interesting hearing how a single post, tweet, etc, taken the wrong way can go viral and ruin people's lives. One of the last episodes I saw was a girl on Facebook with about 7000…

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Dancer found guilty of Vehicular Homicide

http://www.wlwt.com/news/jury-to-begin-deliberations-in-michele-schuster-trial/38931244 I've known this girl for a number of years. Very sweet girl. Only works the club once/month or so. In my observations, she always had issues of nodding off. I suspected some combination of Xanax, pot…

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Thoughts on Aging

Shailynn made the following comment. The older you get, the more attention you get from strippers. I have found that to be absolutely true. I’ve been going to strip clubs for 20 plus years, and every single…

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Where's Your MILF tonight?

So the MILF that I've been dating/fucking has some other guy that she doesn't want me to know about. She's with him tonight. And its not just the weed making me paranoid. I've strongly suspected this for…

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?? dancers ask me after LD

At my main club there is a separate LD room full of booths/chairs. On more occasions than I can count, a dancer will ask either during or after the dance how much longer I'm staying in the club, sometimes they'll…

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Just for Clubber.....

Come back to the board, bud http://youtu.be/12tce-THLUE

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Almost got a free LD

Recently I was sitting at the stage while two girls were on the stage, one of them was one of my favorites. After I tipped my favorite a few bucks they rotated and the other dancer came over. I've seen…

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At what age?

At what age does it start to come unrealistic that a stripper (in her 20's) would want to fuck you for free?

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What is the first thing you notice in this artistic photo?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/08693ecca08be37f18acecd5e4662350/tumblr_o56r5jSiCV1tkcetjo1_1280.jpg

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Pole Dancer

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/08/italias-got-talent-70-year-old-pole-dancer-video

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the system? the suit? blacklisted? I went off on a dancer...ranting

This is a story about the system/suit and dancer blacklists and profiling and ignoring you. I went on a dead day to my SC. My fav #1 cancelled showing up to work, but I already made plans (cancelled work) to goto…

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Bolt on boobies: where do you see more of them.

Those of us that travel and club I think like to compare one part of the country with the other. I have clubbed in most major US cities. I seem to see more large breast enhancements around New York and in…

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Tuscl Financials

You can certainly go it alone when it comes to managing your money. But you could also try to do it yourself when it comes to auto repair. In both areas, doing it yourself is a brilliant idea for some,…

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Papi published an ebook / article

Go here: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=41610

Guide to Miami and South Florida Black Strip Clubs

I will break up this article into 2-sections: I) Intro II) Club Descriptions The Intro section will be a general overview of the South Florida (SoFlo) black strip club scene along with the list of all the SoFlo black clubs that I am aware off. [I wrote a separate TUSCL article w.r.t the SoFlo mixed clubs] The Club Description section will have a brief description of each of the SoFlo black clubs listed in section I - the clubs will be separated by county into 3 sections w/ the Miami-Dade county clubs listed first followed by the Broward county clubs and ending w/ the Palm Beach county clubs. Anyone that wishes to add or correct info with respect to the article please feel-free to post your…