TUSCL News

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Updating for details

Going to provide an update, maybe someone is reading these after all. The ten magazines didn't re-appear yet, but they are back at some stores in the area. Was concerned because last stop they…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Dirty Bird

I went by again to the Dirty Bird, aka Flamingo Showgirls as it can be a great place to go if the right girl is there. On the day I went, there were only…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Lunch Visit

This has always been a club I like and find under rated. The girls here while not 10's like the Vegas or NY clubd are surprisingly hot given the low key location. Anyway, I like…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

An OK experience

I went here late on a Wednesday night. I did not expect a lot of girls there but there were almost none. I could only see 3 girls. Two of whom were with regulars it…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

It's Awesome

Pros 1. hourly dollar dances 2. pretty good food 3. decent mixture of music (basically for every rap or hip hop song, they play a metal or rock song) 4. you can get handsy with the girls that…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids again

Bandaids is becoming more and more my favorite club to go to. It's been said many times before, the club interior is nowhere near a Christie's or even a HiLiter, the girls are hit and…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

WTF

Though I haven't been active for awhile, I decided to give this one a try. I was happy with results obtained in the past. As always the entrance is through a porn shop. Having paid…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time...

I've heard stories about varying mileage at Club Risqué NE, so I finally went to check to see if they were true. Short story, kinda. But the club is ok, the dancers share a stage…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Lots of Dancers

There all types to pick from at Wackos. I visited from 5PM to a little over 9PM on a Friday. The 2-4-1 drink deal is an awesome and they have a free buffet. I did…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

worse than ever

Hadn't been to The Tracks since last year, so I had a little time to kill one day last week and decided to stop in and see if the place was any better than it…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Rhino = Pricey

I visited this club during the first month it was open, and was pretty impressed. Everything is brand new, and the club is decorated in the traditional SR style, with the framed photos…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Another visit to little darlings

Was again in Baltimore for business and had to kill some time before another meeting. So I went to little darlings. This is my preferred club in the block, as you don't have to spend 25…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Not bad for NYC

A nice club located in the heart of the financial district in NYC. It's definitely not the biggest club I've ever been to, with a bar in the front where bikini dancers dance on two…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Came in during shift change

Bad timing, but worked out well. Had a couple of hours to kill late in the afternoon, think it was on a Tues, late Jan. Walked in the door around 6:00 ish.…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Decent bang for the buck

So I was in NoHo chillin. I decided to go here after seeing a billboard. Walked in and paid. Whoa, this place is dark. It was also empty and nobody was on stage.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Why?

Stopped going more and more to this place for reasons quite apparent. First of all I'm not willing to catch a disease from some older horned up middle aged dude who has $200 to burn…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Dancer review

I've posted reviews of the club before but wanted to post a brief comment on the various women working there. I cannot review all. I chose this list from the current schedule. these are my…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

A Different Place

This is the first time I had been to Savannah's in roughly 6 months. I have been to the clubs in general due to things going on in my life. I decided to go back…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Reunited

Hadn't seen any Latinas and even struck out entirely a couple times. I thought this place might be going through a transition, although Saturday afternoons can be slow. I stopped in yesterday.…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Centerfolds Boston

Centerfolds is an aesthetically pleasing club-nice stage configuration, lighting, with a professional feel and vibe. And the dancers, overall, are super hot. If you just want a spot to come, have a drink and watch…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Great time can be had for not a lot of money.

I last reviewed this club in July 2015. Had not been in a few months but been a few times before that. I really like this club for a number of reasons. Cover is cheap.…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

Ok Time

Came here around 6:30, was closed. New opening time is 7. Found out after I drove back half an hour later. Had an ok time. I was the only customer there until about…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Same old..

Decided to come by here last night after watching nbaallstargame. Just me and a buddy and tge plqce was busy with all dudes.. brown dudes to be exact. Talant level about tge same as last…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Good Dive Bar with Latina Dancers

This club is located in North Las Vegas. Even from the outside of the club, it is apparent that this is not an upscale club (but that is fine with me). That is…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Still a great club!

I haven't been to Tootsie's in some time. Actually haven't been to many clubs the last few years. Health reason's. Went to a TUSCL meet with some other members. The club is how it has…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

ph review

Visited ph on a Friday. Got there around 8 and parked with the valet. Sat at a booth (20$) and ordered a beer. Texted my atf I was there and checked out the lineup.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Not too bad

I usually prefer Hollywood Show Club over Hustler due to the lower dance prices and mileage at the stages but since Hollywood was dead (per previous review) I headed here. I thought about heading…

Villa's Indio's Go-Go Bar

Harrison, New Jersey

Back Open

Vila Indio is back open for business. I actually just think that they must have shut down temporarily, be it because of a summons or a long vacation by the owner. Either way, it's the…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Watch the girls

Came in for a late night visit Valentine's Eve. There were girls leaving more than an hour before close. Maybe 3 left by the time one came to talk to me. Had visited earlier in the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Same old

Came out to the BP on the wing bowl Friday. Kimmie with the big tits and her sister were bartending. Didn't seem any busier. There was food available but I would rather starve than ingest…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tried the night shift

I'm usually a daytime guy that sticks with Team Brazil but I was in the area and figured I would try the night crew. Some lookers that I hadn't seen before. Michelle is a curvy…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Improved Dancer Looks

The clubs in Washington Park are known primarily for things other than dancing. Not coincidentally, the quality of dancers (including their physical appearance and attractiveness) in Washington Park clubs is typically low. Recently, it seems…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

1st timer

I had trouble deciding on what club to go to since there were so many so I chose this one as I passed it on the way to my hotel. It wasn't on my list…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

Good assortment of dancers , mixed results

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Parking was easy. The place looks better from outside. Inside I would say the ambience is average. They could invest in sprucing it up a bit. There were good number…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I used to be a big fan of Rose City Strip

I used to be a big fan of Rose City Strip. However, lately my visits to RCS have been disappointing for a number of reasons. I've noticed the DJ is now cutting songs…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Too Early?

I had an unusual day off work on Friday so I decided to Pandora's shortly after opening. It was a mistake, only about 5 dancers working and a few patrons including myself. There was nobody…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First Time Visit

After a less than fulfilling time at Pandora's, I decided to try this club for the first time. My first impression was that it is pretty big with an open floor plan. Clean…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

hot stuff at the playhouse

playhouse has been the same club iv been going to for years now and that is the good thing.dancers vary in age but everyone is sexy in their own way and put on a good…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great place like no other

This place is huge! Tons of dancers... Cover is 10 bucks but you are betteroff just getting a weistband and going upstairs thats another 20 but well worth it vips readon plenty of fun to…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Not so crazy about it

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the parades, and the…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Vuja De

Love that line I used for my title.... it means an experience you'd rather not repeat! Moved to Bakersfield area last summer, and am hoping to move again ASAP! This is the club I've visited…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

jeannett

Well, it looks as though that jeanett is preggo and put on a little pouch in the front and when i was there last monday pm she came by and grabbed my chipmunk and started…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Game night

Blush continues to be the best destination in Pittsburgh for watching quality nude girls. On this visit I decided to hang out on the second floor and watch the game. Rather than sitting in the…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Interesting club

Very different dynamic than most clubs. Must higher emphasis on VIP versus table dances. Have noticed the better looking girls will pair off with customers that will visit VIP and pretty much stay with…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Theme nights - hit or miss

Stopped by here a couple of weeks ago and it turned out to be their "Star Wars" theme night. I'm a Star Wars fan, so I thought it might be pretty cool to see some…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

NO MORE DAY SHIFTS FOR ME

that elusive 9 that i was looking for does not exist here. there was a girl i know from another club who told she she auditioned here who i would rate an 8 was…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

A good Portland standby

Spent a Friday evening here recently and had a pretty enjoyable time. Things are slow before the shift change around 9pm. About five or six girls were working earlier in the evening, two black, the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always Nice

Decided to stop by here on my way to the hotel on a Wednesday evening. It was only $3 to get in and a decent amount of women there with a mix of everything but…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Local bar with girls

Decided to stop by my favorite bar that has dancers. Opens up on Saturday at 8pm. One dancer at open other dancers of course were late and the other bartender was late. Made…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fun in MN

Like most strip clubs, there's going to be a wide variety of girls - some gorgeous and some not so much. It's pretty much unavoidable - but I didn't see any girls that made…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

intimate and dark

if you're looking to see and touch some skin at a strip club in Utah then in the words of Utah's forefather "This is the place". Over half the dancers have every right to get…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Dancer turnover?

I stopped by last tuesday night, expecting more of the usual. Older Brazillians, most of whom I expected to have seen before. Instead, I recognized none of the 3 dancers on shift.…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Hopefully not the best DC has to offer

Yes I consider myself a strip club connoisseur as I go to different spots anytime I visit an area. I expected more of this club. The location is good because it looks like a regular…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Much better than I anticipated

I was in SoFlo for only a few days and had very limited time to do the SC/LD thing. I went to 3 establishments and ended up going to them in the order of how…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Very Disappointed

The reviews of this place are generally good, but I didn't see it. It was my only time there, so maybe it was the night. But I didn't find even one girl I wanted to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A good, not great, experience

My 2nd of 3 SoFlo clubs I hit this week. I am rarely here from NYC, but I was down and did find some time. Cheetahs was 1st and I was so disappointed so I…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

The Famous? Mcdoogals

Went there few weeks back on Thursday night around 9.30. It's bit dated from outside and no better inside. Went in and sat by the bar/stage. There were handful of dancers. One plum one dancing…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Improvement from previous visit

Got here late afternoon. Bar was probably 2/3 full. Just the one bartender, reasonably prompt service. My mixed drinks were $6 apiece. It was shift change. 3 girls left in their street clothes while I was…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Friday Evening

Stopped by Club Maxim while returning from work to grab a few drinks. The club is easy to get to as it is pretty close to I-25. Like others have mentioned there is no cover.…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

1320 on the Come-Up

Well I had always thought of 1320 as the little sister of the NOVA strip clubs. Well little sister has grown up. I visited the spot multiple times to visit 1 dancer called…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Worth the trip on tuesdays

I was in the area on a Tuesday evening and decided to check it out. On tuesdays they have $10 topless dances( normally $20), and $20 nude dances( normally $30). Dances are done in a…

Villa's Indio's Go-Go Bar

Harrison, New Jersey

Swamped

Arrived on a Sunday evening with a friend. Sit down and order a beer and looks like about 2-3 girls on the shift. That's when the bartender calls something out and about 10-15…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Nice girls

I visited twice during a business trip - Friday and Sunday. I arrived around 8:30 each night. Friday there were maybe 6 girls and 10 customers when I arrived but it by 9 it was…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

Rainy London Afternoon

Was at a meeting in the City that finished early so had a couple of hours to kill before my train home. Dropped into the White Horse, convenient location 10 mins walk from Liverpool St.…

Showgirl 20's Night Club

Omaha, Nebraska

This club is very dark when u enter and very small

This club is very dark when u enter and very small. One side is open until 7:30 then they close the early side and move everyone to the late side. Both sides of the club…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

It was an alright experience overall..

I have been to jimmys a few times in the past but this afternoon/evening was by far the best time I have ever had there. Sundays there is no cover and when I first walked…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Went out with buddy for the first time, it was kinda slow maybe cause it was Sunday and a holiday

Went out with buddy for the first time, it was kinda slow maybe cause it was Sunday and a holiday. Very chill and layed back atmosphere. The dollar parade was not a hassle at all…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

overall good time

It had been a while since visiting the club. The same crowd seemed to be here, so that was encouraging. I soon found out It has changed ownership and I was curious if the extra…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Lame Duck

Place is a complete rip-off resident girls are bitter and resentful they have the worst hustle I have seen in any strip club if you can even call this place a strip club. It's a…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Nice club, nice girls, nice food. Half Pink Pony, half Cheetah.

Pretty good club, if you remember the Pink Pony south, this is it (literally). Upscale-ish club but without as much pretense as Cheetah. hot girls, nice stage, good food, but huge inside and far from…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Not what it once was

Christie's could, and should, be one of the best clubs in Phoenix (and the country). It was once. It has so much going for it. The furnishings and general interior decor are very nice and…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Way better than it used to be, fantastic club and fantastic girls.

I had been here years ago, back in 2011 or 2012, and it was very small. They've drastically opened it up with a big stage, great VIP rooms, multiple bars, and deluxe seating up on…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Always a blast!

I have visited Red Garter several times in the past few years. I take a trip with some friends every year and we always end our night at this place. We usually end…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn COI Always Surprises Me

I've reviewed this club before, and I usually like to tell a great story that happened to me here, there have been many. I had a mind-blowing incident the other day, maybe I'll tell you…

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Paying a dancer to leave another customer

Hans you ever offered a dancer money if she would leave her current customer and come sit with you? At the meetup, I asked Rech whether a dancer on stage was hot. My contacts were messed up, and I…

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Heading down to Charlotte, NC

Heading down to Charlotte, NC for a few days. I've read the reviews but looking for a low bucks high mileage spot with extras available. Feel free to message me direct

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$300 in NC lottery Scratch cards

Spent $300 and got back $250...lol I'm headed to the club to blow the winnings

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Territorial dancers and why its good to mix up SC's

Very recently and I should have known this but dancers that you pay attention to a lot become very territorial. Now as a customer there are times you want to change up and try different dancers. Dancers…

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OT: Sad Day

Supreme Court Antonin Scalia passed away today. Too bad. He got it right about 99.3 percent of the time. About the only one ever.

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Would you eat Chik-fil-a waffle fries off her?

Performance dressed in nothing but underwear and a blindfold covers herself in waffle fries and catsup and invites others to eat off of her body! http://coed.com/2016/02/10/monika-rostvold-photos-texas-state-university-chik-fil-a-txst-student-french-fries-ketchup-best-instagram-pics/ Brilliant! I would prefer sweat potato fries though!

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Porn star Kelsi Monroe? Yes or no?

http://myproviderguide.com/ohio/youngstown/escorts/6721820

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Shitty weather on the weekends?

Does it deter pl's from going to the show clubs?

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What's your preferred drink at the strip club?

If you buy a bottle, what do you usually get? Do you like wine, liquor or beer? Me, If I am in there for a while, I prefer a beer because it lasts longer. Dos Equis is my choice. If I want…

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It's cold enough to freeze the tits off a stripper

The temperature was 6 degrees when I picked up my ATF to take her to my place to celebrate the day before Valentine's Day. She asked me to go to another dancer's house so she could pay her $50…

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How do you manage multiple favorites in a club all showing up in the same shift

I know many here have multiple favs (even ATFs) spread across different clubs or different shifts in the same club. And the fave list changes too. Sometimes all your faves are there. Same club, Same shift. Ideally, I'd just like to line them…

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Another Club Bites the Dust - Fantasy Island

Yes folks that day finally came. The ole West LA titty bar Fantasy Island bit the dust. It was a long time coming and it will be missed. However, I do not know if a new titty bar will…

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Another way to score hot chicks on the internet....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/4475645903.html?lang=en&cc=us

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South Beach

If you haven't been you really need to. This is one of the places where the DS poses for topless beach photos. She loves the place as much as I do. Today I have seen hundreds of gorgeous…

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The dangers of Backpage.

Man Robbed and Stabbed After Calling a Stripper Posted: Feb 13, 2016 10:36 AM EST Updated: Feb 13, 2016 10:36 AM EST CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - A man ended up getting stabbed and robbed at a south-side apartment complex after he and…

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One friends way to get out of my rut

So I am posting this at the request of a friend from here. His suggestion for me to end my terminal horniness and to get out of my rut is to host a gangbang. But not just any gangbang but…

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I'm Horny so enjoy lol :)

http://imgbox.com/g/k3d3slTsar

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Scariest car ride of my life

The Tootsies parking lot is the size of the average mall parking lot. I'm riding to a black dive with a certain Tuscl member. I won't mention his name but it rhymes with heck. We are walking…

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Fight in women's room at Springfield gentlemen's club costs defendant $150

I would kick her out of a strip club too. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/02/fight_in_womens_room_at_spring.html

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Colorado's newest pot shop tied to strip club and mayor

"Colorado's newest pot shop has some wondering whether strippers and weed are too closely aligned on a busy highway just east of downtown Denver." They won't be able to keep JS69 away. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Colorado-s-newest-pot-shop-tied-to-strip-club-and-6826758.php

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What would happen to strip clubs if the central bank tries to restrict cash?

Instead of derailing another thread I decided to repost a comment here. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-12/raymond-james-out-major-bearish-call copy and paste seems I have a problem. will repost below.

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Better than it used to be

Been there a few times and it seems to have gotten better than it used to be. No cover the night i went. Beer was around $5 and a few girls sat down and talked…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Has potential...

I last visited at the start of the New Year and it wasn't a good visit. The club was pretty small, but still a decent amount of people. The atmosphere was boring though. There were…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

You just never know...

This is one of those clubs that you just never know what to expect when you walk through the door. Was in the area on business and didn't have anything else to do, it had…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Awesome time

It was a great time in Hongkong club, I have been to many clubs in US, but this one in TJ is special and must visit. The girls are drop dead gorgeous and had a…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Thursday night

I visited Showplace a couple times over the past month. Each time I was specifically looking for Stephanie. I believe I've written about her here before, she is a cute Dominican spinner with an absolutely…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

Fantasy Island is now sadly CLOSED

Yes folks that day finally came. The ole West LA titty bar bit the dust. It was a long time coming and it will be missed. However, I do not know if a new titty…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Fun in the past but it's been a long time since that was true

The club itself is nice especially considering that it is in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin. No cover this time but I have been charged in the past. There were a couple of…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

The Presentation is Great, However the Interaction is Lacking

This place will occasionally have absolutely gorgeous girls. With these gems, you won't really need a dance, since they're more often than not wack at it anyway, but they really shine as beauties on display…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Good club

Went for a buddys bachelor party. It was a great time. Walked in and was greeted by a few really hot girls. We found our way upstairs to the VIP area and were treated to…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun Monday Night

After a successful client meeting, decided to celebrate w/ some of my co-workers so we stopped pass Sabel's since it was nearby. We hit the jackpot as I was shocked how jumping this spot was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

wow

First time at this club $5 entrance fee was enforced, but get a drink with that, however re-entering club requires to pay for a fee again. The club was busy, with girls everywhere. The girls range…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Not much to look at, but a $1 will take you far

This place is unique, if you want to go somewhere where it feels like you bought out the club and your the only one there cuz you're a boss, this is your place. This place…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

No Holds Bar Place

This place is the spot you wanna head out to when you want to recreate what the US secret service allegedly did down in Colombia, only with Dominicans (and the broke ass version of it).…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Slow day

A friend and I stopped in around 1:30 pm. Our drivers licenses were scanned. The place was empty. We were the only two patrons in the club. There was main stage which was…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Was Good, Now Average

I took a ride up to Harley Riders a few weeks ago after being away for a while. It can be hit or miss, but they've made a few changes altered my view of their…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Well....

Stopped by around 9pm on a Friday. There were a handful of patrons there (around 5) and three dancers and a bartender. The bartender was nice enough, and the dancers were pretty. However, only one…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Up and Down

I have seen this place like a ghost town but tonight it was hopping. Lots of dancers and they were out mingling with the patrons. Dances are $20 per song but most are flexible. Enjoyed…

Fantasy's Island Gentlemen's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place for a beer and a burger

Stopped by this place on a Friday evening. I was encouraged by the list of prices on a card on the table. Lap dances start at $20 per song, then more for multiple…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Above Average Vist

I know it sounds weird but I like to go to this place in the day. The talent is amazing, no cover, free parking, great food deals, sports on the TV really what more could…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Nicer venue than experience

The Penthouse Club is on Broadway, just a bit separated from a large cluster of other clubs all together. The doorman, rather than the typical bouncer checking ids, was more like a concierge at a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

black bitches

My first visit here. Pretty much as expected from reviews and hearsay. Went about 9, stayed till about 12. Mostly black girls with a couple Latinas. 5 to get in. Didn't seem like safest area…

El Alcazar

Isabela, Puerto Rico

Some pretty fun girls

The place was kinda dead when I went there but that didn't stop me crib entering. A quick pat down for weapons and I was in. There were only 5 - 6 girls in there…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Surprise Good Time

After leaving the PG Plaza Mall I decided to stop in Mustangs. I fully expected this place to be awful and I would verify the earlier reviews. But, to my surprise, I had…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Hit or miss

Been to this club several times before, so I thought I would hit it up on a recent trip back to Duke City. The club is usual by Albuquerque standards. ID check and scan. About…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

1 great reason

I walked in & see a pool table ( very cool ). Although no patrons seemed to be playing. There were 4-5 ladies working. When a new customer walks in the ladies do a round…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

did not expect to get great dances after 1:30am

ok so I just submitted a review recently but I thought I would send another one... this happened on Wed night, I was out and about already and thought I stopped by Hi-Liter.…

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What You Missed Because You Did Not Attend the Miami Meetup Tonight

Stories to Follow. 1. Hannah Banana 2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member 3. My First Visit to a Black Dive 4. The Scariest Car Ride of My Life. Followed by the…

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the "Buy me a drink" dancers

Nothing ruins a good time to a club then the "buy me a drink" dancers. YOu know why guys are generally there. If they wanted to buy drinks they would go to a regular club spot and not…

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No fucking way!

http://gizmodo.com/watch-this-absurd-10-minute-video-on-how-to-land-a-plan-1758736150?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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that's a lot of pussy !

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBtit3UpuxB/

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OT: Gravity waves! Gravity waves! Gravity waves!

Brilliant discovery! www.nytimes.com/2016/02/12/science/ligo-gravitational-waves-black-holes-einstein.html Who would have thought that we would ever detect changes much smaller than an atom in something 2.5 miles long! And use that to detect colliding black holes!

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Can you translate this SS??

After spending some time with a dancer on the floor (GFE) and getting LDs, I notice that it's getting late, so I tell her 2 more dances, which she does, for the last dance she flashes pussy for the last…

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Meet up Report

Rech is high. He has his arm around clubber. His other hand is on 25's knee. Oh yeah, they have strippers too.

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To Hot Stuff 69

Rech just showed up. Good joke. However, I will get even.

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A Head Case?

Several months ago I became aware of a relatively new dancer at my favorite club. She matched all of my personal criteria for hotness and I set a goal of getting to know her better - much better. After several…

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Last night I met a stripper who was a 2AMer victim

Actually, it was a 1:53AMer three months ago at Heat. Here's the news story: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/11/2_women_hurt_in_se_portland_st.html I was sitting at the bar of a club last night when a group comes in, two of whom are obviously strippers out for a night…

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Proper etiquette for LDK'ing

I'm still kind of new to the strip club scene. The other day I was getting some dances from a girl with a phat ass. She put it on my dick a few times. I wanted to cum so bad,…

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What really happens at a TUSCL meet up......

https://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-1-copy3.jpg

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Proper etiquette for titty sucking

I'm still kind of new to the strip club scene. The other day I was getting some dances from a girl with amazing titties. She put them in my face a few times. I wanted to suck them so bad,…

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I'm saving $512 this week.

That's almost the equivalent of two DS kisses and a hug! http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/10/whats-the-price-of-your-love-around-500.html

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Trolling on TUSCL ... I Don't Get It

I really don't. I don't understand the motivation to do it and I certainly don't understand the perceived "reward". If I were to choose to do something completely non-productive, then I'd buy a game console and play Call of Duty,…

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Kinda OT/Political: Uptight pussies

Ted Cruz Pulls Rubio Attack Ad Featuring Ex-Softcore Porn Actress Amy Lindsay - http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/ted-cruz-pulls-rubio-attack-ad-featuring-ex-softcore-porn-n517356 Seriously? We're such fucking judgemental uptight that an actress who was in some softcore porn can't have a minor role in a political ad? Fucking

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$260,000

In honor of BigLoser.... He mentioned that he spent $260,000 on one stripper over a few years. Let's say someone offered you $260,000, in return you can't ever set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? I for sure would,…

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How Retarded Do You Have To Be...

To make a post, and then reply to it under multiple different handles complimenting yourself? Is that a new disorder that I don't know about or just someone with Down syndrome on a computer not being supervised? BTW - happy Friday

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Advice for getting out of a stripper rut???

Lately I feel like my shifts are kinda the same old same old shows. I switch up songs but the routine is the same. Any ideas on how to mix it up a little bit? I've thought about changing hair…

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Salad

I am eating a taco salad bitches

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All This Talk About Butt Plugs - I Found The Perfect One

For all you GOP supporters (or non-supporters) Trump https://img1.etsystatic.com/061/1/7044087/il_570xN.799697601_n7ij.jpg Everyone's favorite Russian http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1664979/thumbs/o-PUTINYOURBUTT-570.jpg?6 Socialism? Communism? Plug it up!!!! https://img0.etsystatic.com/055/1/7044087/il_570xN.702137300_rgm8.jpg King James https://img1.etsystatic.com/054/0/7044087/il_340x270.724462739_aw9p.jpg Crazy Joe https://img1.etsystatic.com/109/1/7044087/il_340x270.866718017_460i.jpg

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Style Points (Political Thread)

I'm watching the Democratic debate and it struck me that they are talking about very detailed policy issues. I watched the GOP debates too, and that was all about cheering on vague idealism and trying to establish a cult of…

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Who do you look like?

Have you ever been told you look like someone famous? I've been told Will Smith a few times (in his 20's).

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Just another regular?

So here's my story....I'm not a big clubber, or at least I wasn't. I met a dancer about 4 years ago and fell hard. Stayed away for nearly a year, but couldn't get her out of my head.…

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Butt plug advertising?

One of our many fine nudie bars is now offering a custom made butt plug with the club's name and logo on it. https://m.facebook.com/Goldclubpdx/photos/a.194212597586696.1073741829.192517607756195/217549145253041/?type=3&source=48&refid=17&ref=hl&_ft_=top_level_post_id.217549145253041%3Atl_objid.217549145253041&__tn__=E It's not clear whether the plug is for sale or if it can be used for free…

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In the mouth, in the pussy, face or tits but not...

http://www.xnxx.com/video4714324/porn_blooper_guy_cums_on_her_hair_and_she_flips_out

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Sending out a shout out to non dancer club workers.

I realized that a lot of times on here and even in the club that we (dancers) get all the attention and obviously that makes sense but I would like to give my own little PD83 shout out to the…

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Stripper Arrested in Rhode Island Bank Robbery

"A strip club dancer arrested in a South Attleboro, Mass. motel room has been charged with therobbery of $10,000 from a branch of Santander Bank in Cranston Tuesday." (link posted below) Here's a good example of a dancer that does not…

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Senate act on strip clubs adds to sodomy criticism

Michigan legislature outlaws full nudity in strip clubs after outlawing sodomy. Why would I even go to Detroit strip clubs any more? http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/02/10/state-senate-strip-clubs-and-sodomy/80182952/

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"The People vs OJ Simpson"

There's one scene that shows 14-year old Kim Kardashians's bedroom. She has posters on the wall of Joey Lawrence and Jonathan Taylor-Thomas. Gimme a break. I don't think those were the teen boys she was dreaming of.

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Forget affiliation...

and the other BS, your best guess as to who is our next President? No wrong answers.

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True Love

In the moment before I ejaculate I almost always feel a deep and passionate love for the woman I'm in. This overwhelming feeling of love is particularly strong if I'm fucking her pussy bareback But within ten seconds of…

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10 AMer

Does this make her a ROB? http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160210/strip-club-dancer-charged-in-cranston-bank-robbery

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Question about getting sex from civilian MILFs

A few nights ago I'm at dinner with free girl. I look over at her and say "I want to fuck you ten different ways." 15 minutes later we are in the hotel room, she's nude, and she's…

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4:50AM'er

Well, almost anyway http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/02/flats_strip_club_employees.html#incart_river_home

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Dancers with butt plugs

I have never personally seen this in a club but i have seen it mentioned here before... What if you were going to get some dances from a dancer with a butt plug, for whatever reason this turns you on. You…

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Instagram = Eye Porn

So even though I'm a younger guy on here, and a technology junkie (always buying the latest gadgets). I have for the most part shunned all social media. I have a Facebook account and I haven't even logged…

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Joke of the Day

A young couple was having major marital problems, so the wife suggests a marriage councilor. Reluctantly the husband agrees. During their first meeting the husband sits in his chair slouched with his arms crossed. The counsellor says "let's start…

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Has John Smith heard this one?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, "Yes," was "Why?" The lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."

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Jackson MS 2AMer

Jackson[MS] Police Department is looking for three unknown suspects who shot a man in the parking lot of a Jackson strip club. According to JPD spokeswoman Colendula Green, a man was in the parking lot of the Black Diamond adult entertainment…

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Who does anal in VIP?

Today I was at my favorite club and hooked up with a dancer that I have gotten dances from before and they were good ones but I never did VIP with her. I rate her a solid 8. Early 20's,…

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Nashville Tennessee

Is there any clubs worth going to in Nashville

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I miss Detroit

Yeah right, I don't miss those winters at all! People here in LA don't even know what snow is. Being serious though, a lot of my family is still back in the D, so I'll visit there 2-3 times a year.…

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Sex in public places

You ever had sex in a public place? For me, I've had sex on the beach, in the park, and one time at the bar of a strip club (I'm kidding about the last one).

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How about pre-gaming before hitting the club

Have you ever done it? Do you do it? Would you ever do it? I did once and boy....did it save me some dollars. Only had to pay for entrance drink and I was ready to grab the first hottie…

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Super Bowl ad that we weren't allowed to see

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ben-stiller-wore-lip-gloss-and-made-a-female-viagra-commerci?utm_term=.huyw3pEBZ4#.huyw3pEBZ4

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What It’s Like To Watch The Super Bowl In A Strip Club

"Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club?" TUSCLers? http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-strip-club/

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Fla. man in strip club may have broadcast his own murder live on Periscope

You can now experience those 2AMers live on social media. http://wncn.com/2016/02/09/fla-man-in-strip-club-may-have-broadcast-his-own-murder-live-on-periscope/

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The day when everyone blocks me...

I think I am 3/4 of the way there, but don't understand why. It's quiet depressing. Maybe I will jerk off with a tie around my neck that is also tied to the cieling fan. I will proceed to turn…

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could u cum on dis ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBlbp43JNdd/

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Blonde spinner twins from Portland?

Apparently we've inherited a pair of twins from Portland here in SD. Any of you guys familiar? Slim, small asses, natural small boobs.

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Clubber in the "VIP" with his Asian

Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html

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You might be a stripper if...

Read of few of these signs that you might be a (teacher doctor accountant etc.) if things on the internet so here is one you might be a stripper if If your wallet is a crown royal bag You wear a bra…

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7 seconds of Crazyjoe as a kid......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL0VTVsCnA0

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A crime in Michigan

During their session last week, the Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal,oral,gay, and non-gay - making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison (SB 219). It now goes to the…

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Anybody like cock rings?

Firefighters on the Costa Blanca were called to an unusual rescue last week when they had to use specialist cutting tools to free a 36-year-old man’s member. The Lithuanian man arrived at the Accident and Emergency section of Denia hospital after…

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Broncos Ralley

I am Downtown Denver at the Parade. This is insane! 20% of the entire state is downtown. I will post some videos earlier. The only shocking thing is we are in the mile high city and i dont smell…

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Tampa clubs

I'm looking to take my wife to a club in Tampa. Where can we get the most mileage for lap dance and / or VIP?

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It's 2am then what ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkTFvYtQc352MMDmZf27iMv9pMnT9e9kI_WcI0/

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Miami meetup Reminder (in case you've been hiding under a rock)

In case you somehow missed it, the meetup is this weekend. Yes it's so big it's in two parts. This Friday and Saturday. Starting at 6 pm at Tootsies. PM me for any details. I have heard rumors…

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Father leaves 3-year-old son home alone to visit strip club

PL Father of the Year. http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/father-leaves-3-year-old-son-home-alone-to-visit-strip-club

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Nice guys make friends they don't get laid. It all boils down to that. Can you live with yourself for telling women want they want to hear and being a dick to get what you want? I can't possibly write one more lame discussion…

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???

This is not an original thought of mine. I can't remember where I heard it. But, I thought it was funny. Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy, they don't count. Can't tell you how many BBWs…

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An Unexpected Result from 20 Years of Strip Clubbing

I’m really not trying to brag. Because this happened without me even being consciously aware of it. But it has become immediately and abundantly clear in on line dating. It’s so clear that I’m really shocked by…

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Nina's new profile pic

Did any of you catch NinaBambina's new profile pic? Yowzers she looks hawt!! I'm gonna have to make it rain on her ass the next time I'm in Detrot.

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A Peak into the VIP room

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiRHHDAJ48/

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Donuts & Juice = Death

https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-dies-starting-krispy-kreme-124014531.html In Detroit they smoke crack, in Miami they do coke, in NYC they do heroin, in the midwest they do meth (aka) redneck cocaine, in Denver they smoke buddah and in North Carolina they eat donuts.

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Denver Broncos

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBjFKqsNQXImvz-g0sHd3N_WVhy-ic3KIRd6KM0/

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Pics thread

I wish all the ladies on TUSCL would post some pics. How about this, I'll post a pic of myself first. This is me. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qetl4

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Love making songs

Dim down the lights a little bit, it's slow jamz night on TUSCL. What are some of your favorite songs to play when you're puttng in work in the bedroom aka late night sex? These two songs are on my playlist Usher- Nice…

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Wifey material: Miss Universe

I'm a big fan of the 2015 Miss Universe winner. She is gorgeous, she is nice, she is smart. Best of all, she can be one of the guys http://manila.coconuts.co/2016/02/03/watch-miss-universe-pia-wurtzbach-charms-and-dabs-carolina-panthers She's got all the ingredients to being a great wife. Hopefully she's not…

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Business is as usual again.

February !! YAYYY !!! IMO, the worst or best month of the year for strip clubs is January. Now that we've received our bills for Christmas gifts, we can resume where we left off. That is,…

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you must get your dick wet in this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiddiTy2rC/

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That annoying moment when you see a couple new comments on your thread..........

And it's just SJG talking about an entirely different subject.......

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Panthers ripped

Panthers got a major dis after the game and guess what, it was on point “We don’t have to say nothing," Ward said. "We let them do all the talking. We let our pads talk. We talk with our helmets and…

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Profit huge going long on this stock last week pussies

Nugt jnug gdx or any other leveraged gold etf. Fuck all of you uneducated fucks.

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A picture of Clubber at his favorite club in Florida

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiQo8stQQM85_NSZ2k4m52OkR7xa2Ako5RzpY0/

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Titty Fuckin Time !!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiBSeswAUA/

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25 Hottest wives and girlfriends of NFL players

http://m.todayslifestyle.com/entertainment/celebs/the-20-hottest-nfl-wives-and-girlfriends-201550697/?utm_c1=A&utm_c2=130491&utm_c3=A_16288&utm_c4=102364&utm_source=nativeads_Mobile&utm_medium=A_16288&utm_campaign=NA_Mobile_102364_130491&utm_content=20_Of_The_Most_Insanely_Hot_Wives_And_Girlfriends_Of_NFL_Players