Penthaouse-A Tale of Two Trips

This ‘review’ actually covers two visits-the first one was a waste of time, and the second one was great! For whatever reason, I don't get to Penthouse that often. Maybe once a year. Probably because I hate the club hustle, and I am cheap. I find myself in Penthouse with a client for lunch, which was good. I'm by no means an expert at the high-end clubs, but for the past few years, I’ve made a few daytime trips. PH has always been consistent and reliable for an afternoon of taking in beautiful naked women and getting good contact. This is the first time I left the club disappointed – despite an overall enjoyable day – by some of the things I experienced. When I was in there two Thursdays ago, I experienced some things I don't expect at nicer clubs. First, I fell for some dumb shit. I fell for the oldest trick in the book, getting praised and agreeing to a dance with a girl that isn't even my type, but she was a pro at separating guys from their cash. She apparently started counting song 1 at the time I agreed to the dance, we walked across the club and got seated on the couch. Then after song 2, I said so how much do I owe you for the dance, she asks, "Why do you want stop your third song in the middle?" OK, I’ve been scammed. I tell her it has been really only one dance, and we’d never be dancing again. She doesn’t care, as there are plenty of horny guys to hustle. Unfortunately I forget her name, but she's black, thin, with small fake boobs and short hair. I've been going to strip clubs long enough I shouldn't really worry about getting scammed out of $25, but it still annoys me. We soon left the club and went our separate ways.

About 2 weeks later, I made a solo trip to PH, also in the late afternoon. As the Dean might say…“Dayshift magic hour”! Who do I see sitting at the bar but the cute AA girl who couldn’t count from 2 weeks ago. She tried the hustle again, obviously not remembering me. I just ignored her, and she soon left me alone. I also got the hard sell for dances twice by girls that didn't really interest me. One Asian girl was unbuttoning my shirt and grabbing MY nipples, I kept politely declining dances, and she finally said give me a dollar to go away. I laughed and did it just to be free of her. Also the stage dance rotation just didn't seem the same, it seemed like the same few girls up there again and again, the better looking girls just working the floor for private dances. Good news is, I ended my second afternoon with an awesome 5-6 song, VIP trip with a beautiful latin girl named Carla (or Clara, I can’t remember…I was distracted!). She had an awesome body, like a Brazilian Butt-lift girl, with long wavy dark hair…like Salma Hayak, but taller. I think she said she was Cuban and had an accent, but again, I was drooling by this point and cannot be sure what she said! We agreed on a price of 200 for full service, with no time limit. I didn’t need to limit the time, as I couldn’t last more than 5 songs. Her BBBJ was great, looking down at her almost finished me off early. I had to look away! She put on my cover and climbed on for a cowgirl ride. I needed to finish doggie-style, so I spun her around on maybe the fourth song. The view from behind was great, and I slipped my finger in her beautiful butt. She didn’t mind, and seemed to like that. I would have suggested filling another hole, but I was like a kid in a candy store at this point! I was done in less than a song after that-maybe it was only a minute or two! A 20 went to the bouncer, and I gave her a 20 tip (again, I’m poor/cheap). Overall, this was one of my best club experiences, because this girl Carla was so hot and fun! I can’t wait to get back in there once the tax refund comes in!