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If your Uncle Paulie is a broken-down drunk who lives in a dump, then this is a good tribute to his name. My buddy and I were looking for a place to hang out, have some beers, and maybe see some ladies. He had passed by this bar a few times but never been inside, so we decided to check it out.

At first, I was wondering if the girls were on break. There was one girl in a bikini, talking to a guy who looked like a biker, while some music played. We found a place to sit down at the bar and ordered a couple drinks. Then I realized that another girl there must be a dancer too. She was wearing extremely short shorts and a cut-off shirt, but not in a way that would identify her as a dancer, so I had initially thought she was just a customer. What you need to understand about this place is that it's really just a dive bar with a girl or two who will rub up against you.

We never were approached and asked about a dance but at some point the biker guy walked away to go to the bathroom or something, so I walked up to the dancer in the bikini and asked to buy a private dance for my buddy. She said sure, and took him to the other side of the room where there were chairs set up along the wall. He said it was one of the worst dances he'd ever had. But hey, it made for a good story.