The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

No longer worth it

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Fumanchi88
Oct 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each side leading up to the stage. This is a full nude club with the girls doing three song dances on stage. If you want some attention from the stage dancers, sitting on the front row by the stage and tipping a few dollars will get their attention. This is probably the best deal in the club. The lapdance area is in a room adjacent to the stage room. It's $20 regular lapdances and $40 topless lapdances. You can also go to a private room for $100 for three songs that is fully nude.

The talent of girls here has really gone downhill in the past few years. I sat by the back seating area and after an hour, got tired of waiting and got a lapdance from a cute asian chick. She tried pulling me into the $100 room, I said I wanted a regular $20 lapdance first. Initially, she said she doesn't do $20 dances, but after I started walking back to the stage room, she said she would do it. It was a complete waste of time. I got two dances and it was money down the drain. Most of the dances were spent talking about how great the private room would be. I decided not to partake in the private room. After waiting for another 30 mins, I go bored and left. This club is pretty much a waste of time, and if you do get $40 topless dances, it's very easy to go through cash quickly.

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