Stripper Lies (From PLs)
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016 7:40 AM
Some of you are married some are not. Some openly admit you're married to strippers some do not.
What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you do in your personal life to hide your stripper obsession?
- When a stripper is in my car, I disable the Bluetooth. That's all I need is a call from a family member when I'm driving a stripper around.
- Very rarely bring my phone into the club. Not only am I paranoid I'll lose it but do not want to butt dial anyone.
- I have never messed around with a stripper within a 75 mile radius of my home. That rule may be different if I wasn't able to travel so much (for work and personal).
- A few years ago I stopped telling my stripper stories to my friends and never talk about it anymore. That's all I need is for one of my buddies to share a story with his wife one night he's drunk and it gets back to mine.
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