Stripper Lies (From PLs)
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Some of you are married some are not. Some openly admit you're married to strippers some do not.
What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you do in your personal life to hide your stripper obsession?
- When a stripper is in my car, I disable the Bluetooth. That's all I need is a call from a family member when I'm driving a stripper around.
- Very rarely bring my phone into the club. Not only am I paranoid I'll lose it but do not want to butt dial anyone.
- I have never messed around with a stripper within a 75 mile radius of my home. That rule may be different if I wasn't able to travel so much (for work and personal).
- A few years ago I stopped telling my stripper stories to my friends and never talk about it anymore. That's all I need is for one of my buddies to share a story with his wife one night he's drunk and it gets back to mine.
What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you do in your personal life to hide your stripper obsession?
- When a stripper is in my car, I disable the Bluetooth. That's all I need is a call from a family member when I'm driving a stripper around.
- Very rarely bring my phone into the club. Not only am I paranoid I'll lose it but do not want to butt dial anyone.
- I have never messed around with a stripper within a 75 mile radius of my home. That rule may be different if I wasn't able to travel so much (for work and personal).
- A few years ago I stopped telling my stripper stories to my friends and never talk about it anymore. That's all I need is for one of my buddies to share a story with his wife one night he's drunk and it gets back to mine.
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- I don't discuss my wackier, nerdier hobbies
Hmmm, I can't think of others but I'm sure there's more.
Shailynn, definitely understand about accidentally butt-dialing or accidentally answer a call coming in. But at this point, I consider the phone too convenient and vital a safety device to do without. I simply have it on me all the time, in whatever jacket I brought with me (which comes with me everywhere, including the bathroom, and lapdances, so I can't misplace it). I'd put it on airplane mode or even turn it off if I had to, but I wouldn't be without it.
The stripper name thing is a holdover from decades ago, when I used to SC while I was married. One day I was talking with a stripper, and it turns out my wife (then-girlfriend) and I were partying at a dance club, and left maybe half an hour before this stripper (accompanied by a few other strippers from this SC) arrived. Then, as I spoke more, I realized lots of strippers partied in that same area, that same group of clubs where my wife and I partied a lot, which meant I could conceivably run into them. Paranoia took over, and sound thinking or not, I decided that if a drunk stripper spotted me and shouted out my name, if they called out the wrong name, at least I could play that off somehow and make an exit. I also subtly moved our social life to a different area :)
Anyway, no reason not to use my real name anymore, and frankly my whole theory above is shakey and the result of panicked thinking... but partially out of habit, and partially because the fact that neither of us know each others' real name appeals to my sense of fairness, I still use a stripper name
The only precautions I take are being careful about where I place my $$$ so it won't be stolen by a stripper
With friends, family, and colleagues it remains a mystery. I'll say Im doing something else in that city and because I'm separated I don't have to worry about a spouse concern. There is a close friend I tell all to. He knows when I go and when I fall into some OTC, but he doesn't run his mouth about it to anyone.
My kids know about my clubbing and like to tease me about it. I don't discuss it with any one else.
I guess the one exception is that my fav once asked me what do I think of the club she works in. Then she asked me do I ever write a review and I lied about that
But besides that....I'm 100% genuine
2] I do not use my real name
3] Do not discuss myself other than in vague terms(I don't lie but I don't give any personal information)
4] Do not use my cell phone, give out my number, address, or even my home town
5] Tip those who need to be tipped to make your visit exceptional.
6] Do not club close to home(easy since there are no clubs close and the closest are not worth the cover)
7] Let her talk about her, usually her favorite subject
8] Did I say Cash Only
9] Never argue or make trouble, always be polite (if she is trying to rip you off politely get away from her)
10] Stay sober
11] Get prices up front
12] Cash Only
I once got a call from a SO ITC infront of my fav, just said told my SO I was in a regular nightclub (she knew I went "clubbing"). It was a weekday, and no DJ, so it was just music, no stage name rotation announcements or plugs for the SC.
"- Very rarely bring my phone into the club. Not only am I paranoid I'll lose it but do not want to butt dial anyone."
Will die of boredom without my phone. Also I dont wear a watch, so I need to know the time.
"- I have never messed around with a stripper within a 75 mile radius of my home. That rule may be different if I wasn't able to travel so much (for work and personal)."
The traffic is so bad around me it takes 40-50 mins to get to SC central in my city, yet its only 11 miles away. Nobody lives around me except immigrants and seniors. No kids, no teenagers, no young adults (strippers). I wish I lived closer to SC central.
"A few years ago I stopped telling my stripper stories to my friends and never talk about it anymore. That's all I need is for one of my buddies to share a story with his wife one night he's drunk and it gets back to mine."
I only share with ppl that worked as sex workers, or bought from sex workers. I am very limited about revealing my real name. I wont tell her unless I want OTC, and only after a ITC VIP trip that confirms the OTC experience will be what I want it to be.
Information I hold back? My full name until I know them well. My address. My company name.
i don't tell dancers my actual first name. that feels way too weird for me. i don't get how i'm supposed to reveal my actual name to a person who's using a stage name. and it feels even weirder when somehow a dancer gets my real first name and uses it on me. (because i do give out my real phone number to a select few and every once in awhile, for some damned reason my actual name pops up on certain cell phones / cell phone plans. so a dancer will see that and realize my real name.) and i especially hate it when a dancer finds out my real name and then corrects other dancers who still call me by my fake name--in front of me!! i'll see two dancers who've known me for a while, both approach me at the same time, one'll be like, "hi gothamyte" the other will be like "hi luke skywalker" and then they'll both look at each other.
i usually take my cell phone with me to jot down strip club songs that i like that's playing. surprised other folks aren't into that. man, sometimes they be playing great music at the strippies. i'll write down the lyrics as i can get em or the chorus and google it later.
i don't tell a dancer what i do for a living. if so, i try to make up some low-paying job so they don't expect a big tip. tell em you work on computers or work at a law firm or dress like you work somewhere important, they could hit you up for more monies or they'll ask you to help em with computers, or help them sue a neighbor etc for free. i'll tell em i'm working on a mix tape. that'll get me left alone.
I do not talk about SCing with any of the larger group of friends who don't SC. I'm not married and so I'm not worried about getting caught or anything, but there's just no good that can come of it. Many guys will mention it to their wives, and now the wife doesn't trust me and doesn't want my buddy hanging out with me as much, or whatever. So, you're either in the circle of trust, or out
I'm almost ashamed to admit it -- I'm always soundhound'ing songs at the strip club, and my phone is full of songs I heard there first. I like the music at most of the clubs I go to
I really don't get the concern about giving them your first name. I have enough secrets to keep straight without knowing which name I answer to!
That pretty much ends the probing questions.