No lap dances in DC clubs.
Only two clubs in northern Virginia are paper moon and other one near bu (don't remember the name) allow lap dances.
Read the reviews about them
If you can drive to Baltimore you have more options
^^^Holy Christ Shailynn do you have OCD or something?? You keep saying the same thing over and over and over. He's 15, he writes fake reviews blah blah blah. We get your point. I would hope you would know at this point that I don't care if you believe me or not. I certainly don't believe the last 40 girls you've gotten dances with you made out with 30 of them like you said. I certainly don't believe you've met "Juice". The difference is I don't dwell on it all the time like you.
This is why I put you on ignore in the first place, you weren't adding any value anymore. Some members have PMed me telling me your shit is getting old. I think you're losing a lot of respect from people here. We're here to talk about strip clubs and have a good time.
I'm not sure what your problem is, but your obsession with me is kinda getting creepy. Did I fuck your wife or something? This is the last thing I will say on this. Whatever I believe or don't believe about you I'm gonna keep that to myself. I suggest you sit down, take a deep breath, and relax.
Sorry for diverting this thread fellas!
If you're not willing or able to go to Baltimore then just stay in your hotel room and watch porn or find an escort if you know how. Strip clubs in DC are a joke, and the ones in Virginia are almost as bad.
Your best bet is an escort. Eye candy is the only thing offered. You may be able to negotiate VIP or OTC as with any strip club, but be prepared to spend upwards of 1K plus. One hot girl (7-8) at Camelots told me she laughs at the 500 and 1K offers. And they have the hottest eye candy around
headhunter03,
Never been there myself, but what everyone has always said is Prince George County Maryland.
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Go to Ebony Inn or Sensations (not correct spelling), if you in to black chicks. They look good, not to smart and will the right services for the right price (which is not that much).
"^^^Holy Christ Shailynn do you have OCD or something?? You keep saying the same thing over and over and over. He's 15, he writes fake reviews blah blah blah. We get your point. I would hope you would know at this point that I don't care if you believe me or not. I certainly don't believe the last 40 girls you've gotten dances with you made out with 30 of them like you said. I certainly don't believe you've met "Juice". The difference is I don't dwell on it all the time like you.
This is why I put you on ignore in the first place, you weren't adding any value anymore. Some members have PMed me telling me your shit is getting old. I think you're losing a lot of respect from people here. We're here to talk about strip clubs and have a good time.
I'm not sure what your problem is, but your obsession with me is kinda getting creepy. Did I fuck your wife or something? This is the last thing I will say on this. Whatever I believe or don't believe about you I'm gonna keep that to myself. I suggest you sit down, take a deep breath, and relax.
Sorry for diverting this thread fellas!"
Larry, no I don't have an obsession with you at all, I just can't stand your douche ass bullshit.
1. Your reviews are fake. They are a synopsis of the previous 4 or 5 reviews of the club. Either you're too fucking stupid to write a review of your own personal experience, OR you haven't even ever been there and are writing a fake review. You even recycle the names of strippers from previous reviews.
2. You've been on here for 10 months and have 10 reviews, I would assume another review will be coming soon.
3. Lastly I am fucking real asshole and have met member on this board personally. Again, how many people have you hung out with here?
4. Fuck off, I have a real issue with people posting fake shit on here just like you have.
5. Lastly what makes you think 30 girls wouldn't kiss me? I usually club in Detroit with 35 of the last 40 lapdances I got, the girls would of (and most did) blow me, why wouldn't they kiss me?
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