31/44

I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to do a write-up about every single club in Portland. Frankly, some clubs really didn't leave much of an impression on me, and I don't really have any business writing about them. The fact that I'm writing these reviews from worst to first only makes me want to burn through all these shitty clubs to get to the better ones. The worst ones are easy to write because there is a reason they are the worst. The best are easy to write about, because I've been to them a lot and have a lot to write about. At this point I'm getting into the middle territory, the take em or leave em clubs that I tend to only hit up as a pit stop between my more preferred clubs.Here is another one that really hasn't made much of an impression on me.

Every time I go to Riverside Corral, it is because there is a good looking dancer on the xoticspot schedule. Every time I end up there, I never see any of the girls that the schedule suggests are going to be there. There is always only one dancer visible at a time; the one on stage. I never see the others walking around. That means if there is any chance that the girl that I am there to see is actually there, I have to potentially sit through three or four others sets before I find out if she is even there or not. Maybe it is just me? Maybe it is just my timing? I don't know?

If the dancer is actually there, it is apparent that she is using old photographs on xoticspot, because she no longer resembles the girl I thought I was stopping in to see.