Orlando is a SC desert -- what are options??

pensionking
Illinois
I have not ever found satisfaction at any SC in Orlando. Orlando no bueno. Business requires me to return in the near future and I am hoping to get some Detroit-style strange. Sadly, business requires early mornings continuing into early evenings. What is my best bet (I will have a rental car)?

1. Road trip to Cocoa Beach (and if so, where? IRL?)
2. Road trip to Tampa (and if so, where? Mons?)
3. Give it up -- go with Orlando Backpage and secure an escort?
4. Other -- something I haven't thought of?

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skibum609
8 years ago
Inner Room is my ATF club in America, but Diamond Dolls in Daytona has gone rogue lately and is an option as well.
Mate27
8 years ago
You'll have to make an hour drive outside of Orlando, and Tamps would be your safest bet IMO.
Ch3ll
8 years ago
I'd make the trip to Cocoa Beach. I've been twice, this year and last and enjoyed the visit. At least for me touching, some kissing and fingering if the dancer let's you. Only downside in my opinion there are no floor dances at least when I was there at Lido's and Cheater's.
RTP
8 years ago
I used to go to Orlando for business and always headed to the IR. Depending where you are in Orlando, the Inner Room can be quite a bit closer than Tampa. I also found that a number of the daytime dancers at the IR come from Orlando and take out is an option.
rickdugan
8 years ago
What RTP said. Tampa can be a hike, especially with the traffic on the I-4 corridor between the two cities. Best to head to the IR if you need to do a same day round trip. But if you you can spend an overnight elsewhere or don't mind a lot of driving, then you might enjoy a side trip to the clubs in the New Port Richey area in Pasco County. They are about 2 hours from Orlando and can be a lot of fun.
shanny72
8 years ago
What these guys said. Orlando sucks. Even the massage places. If you cant travel get an escort.
flagooner
8 years ago
I live in Orlando
:-(

IR is my go to club

But this blind squirrel did find a nut at Starss a week ago after a long hiatus from there.

Pun intended
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Go to IR.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
I got a PM from another TUSCLer a few days ago w.r.t Orlando info - below is what I wrote him:

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Orlando has a fair # of cubs and a couple of nice-ones w/ nice-looking dancers - problem is the Orlando economy is all about family entertainment (Disney World) thus they keep a tight leach on the clubs - i.e..Orlando clubs are zero-contact/air-dance clubs.

For some the Orlando clubs are good enough in terms of being in a nice club w/ some nice-looking girls; but most serious SCers head an hour-or-so east to Cooca Beach where there are 3 clubs w/ pretty-good 2-way contact topless lap-dances but unfortunately none of the 3-clubs in the Cocoa Beach area have private VIPs (I think it's a local ordinance thing) so extras are very unlikely although I have fucked a dancer or two at one of the clubs in the open lap-dance area but it's not common - due to the lack of VIP, OTC is doable; def not guaranteed but fairly doable.

The 3 clubs in the Cocoa Beach area are Lido; Inner Room, and Cheaters:

Lido:
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+ Lido is actually in Cape Caneveral but that's right next to Cocoa Beach - all 3 clubs are probably 10 minutes from each other by car
+ $20 top-less lap-dancdes @ Lido w/ good 2-way contact but in an open area
+ most SCers think Lido has the best looking dancers of the 3 clubs in the area but their dayshift per most reviews is pretty-weak - nightshift has the good-looking dancers paticularly later in the week
+ club is fairly nicely appointed

Inner Room:
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+ kinda a dive but pretty-well liked
+ friendly dancers most in the 6 to 7 range and some below
+ $10 good-mileage topless dancers in an open LD area
+ club is 2/3 to 3/4 white on dayshift and the opposite at night (2/3 to 3/4 black at night) - most regulars hit the dayshift - past 7 pm the club starts turning black and it's mostly black by 10 pm - most of the regulars/white-custies do dayshift and stay thru early-eve (~10 pm) at the latest
+ it's a laid-back place and so are the dancers and that is its charm and why people like-it - not a lot of drop-dead gorgeous girls but good-enough to have a good-time for many of the IR fans

Cheaters:
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+ $20 pretty-good mileage topless lap-dances
+ Lido has its fans b/c it may have the best looking dancers (at night) - IR has its fans b/c of it's value and friendly girls - Cheaters does not seem to have too much of a following and its reviews are hit or miss - sometimes one can have a good time others meh - I would not say Cheaters is a club to avoid but would not say it's a must-do


As I mentioned all 3 clubs are near each other - you can give IR a try on dayshift and if it's not your speed then you can hit another club - and if you like IR dayshift you can stay till early-eve then hit Lido - all 3 clubs close at 2:00 a.m. and Lido can get very packed past 11 pm - I live in Miami (3 hours south) but hit Cocoa Beach every couple of months for a change of pace and I like the laid-back nature of the place - I usually hit Inner Roiom b/c although I'm a white Hispanic guy I'm into black-dancers pretty-much exclusively and Inner Room is mostly AA at night w/ a few on dayshift - I'm not too big into extra nor OTC but have done OTC out of Inner Room - did it w/ a dayshift AA girl after her shift - I was planning to stay the night in Cocoa Beach and had rented a fairly cheap Motel-6 room about 3-miles from the club (Cocoa Beach is a tourist area thus hotels are a bit on the pricey side byt the Motel-6 was not bad for the price).

If ITC extras are a must then you could drive a little farther in the west direction and hit Tampa - Tampa has a lot of clubs but seems many are hit or miss - as best I can tell only Mons Venus and 2001 get fairly consistent good reviews - Mons is an institution but it's very small and gets going late (11 pm+) and no private-VIP thus no extras - 2001 is across the street from Mons and has private VIP and something they call the space ship but seems pretty-expensive but I think they have cheaper VIP rooms although not necesserily cheap - Scarlett's YBOR is extras-heavy and used to get good reviews but reviews have been kinda poor over the last year.
flagooner
8 years ago
Papi, keep that for a future copy/paste when this question pops back up in a couple of months. You are spot on for the Cocoa clubs.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
In the future if anybody wants info on southern Florida clubs just PM Papi.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
^ well Orlando is considered central FL
WetWilly
8 years ago
Orlando is a huge city. If you're near the southern part of the city, it is much different drive to Tampa than if you5r in the North.

Having lived in central Florida for many years, I'll recommend Tampa every time.
Clubber
8 years ago
I went to Orlando a number of times before and after it's demise. Sorry to see the after.
Tiburon
8 years ago
Go to Disney world and hit on single mothers
chessmaster
8 years ago
^you would probably get more action than at the strip club!
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Good plan, Tiburon, next time I go to DisneyEverything, I'll do that. LOL
pensionking
8 years ago
Hmmm ... I will have a car, but I am trapped in Orlando from 7:30 am until 6:30 pm every day on convention. Not practical to spend the night anywhere other than Orlando given the early wake-up calls. Looks like no clear winner between Tampa and Cocoa Beach. Both appear to be 70 minutes from Orlando World Center convention which is west and a little south of MCO -- near Disney, I guess. I am there for Thursday and Friday nights. Maybe I will head west one night and east the other.

I've never been to CB. Was in Tampa a decade ago before I knew of TUSCL. I thought it had hot dancers, but pricey. I'll keep checking reviews between now and then. Thanks brother PLs.
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