The true profession of some tuscl members
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Based upon their posts and personalities, here are my guesses as to the true professions of some tuscl members.
Motörhead -- Standup comedian
Shadowcat -- Gynecologist
SJGuy -- quality control inspector for McCormick gravy mixes
SJGay -- bath house attendant
John Smith -- high school girls guidance counselor
Gawker -- drug rehab therapist
Rick Dugan -- garbage collector
Jackslash -- college professor
Skibum -- used car salesman
Shailynn -- psychologist
4got -- kennel operator
Juice -- Drive thru cashier at a KFC
Founder -- strip club owner
Emily -- Vegas show girl
Rech -- marijuana farmer
Papi -- hostage negotiator
Random Member -- serial rapist
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@Smith, who openly admits to to ephebophilia, talks about fucking 69-yr-old Hillary while hurling insults, face-fucking teenage girls, BB fucking multiple teenagers BB, calling me a serial rapist. Try for something more creative, next time, dipshit.
IRL, I probably have an enormous amount in common with Lopaw -- and I'm not even a lesbian.
Stand up Comedian. Tough Gig- I went to the unemployment once and asked about a comedy gig, they told me not to quit my day job!
(that would deserve a rimshot but I'd rather not do something to make 4got2wipe happy)
JohnSmith -- Founder, National Organization for Women.
Juice got kicked off the drive thru window because every 6 piece renders order only had 5 by the time Juice passed it to the customer.
LoPaw - real estate agent
Rockstar - supervisor of the PBS fundraising department
ime, dominic, sinclair - quality food control team for Chipotle
Nina - shah of the sunset cast member
Skibum - old man yellling at cloud
Shadowcat - senator
Papi chulo - exotic animal breeder
Shailynn - transgender stylist
Sjguy - tinfoil hat salesman
Juice - bovine artificial insemination intern
Motorhead- joke writer for various late night TV hosts
I sell valuables that people throw away in order to fund my strip club trips. ;)
Classic
Juice - Professional troll
JS69 - Erotica writer - 69 Shades of Grey
Gawker - Addiction medicine specialist
Jackslash - Chef
LDK82 - Product development at Liquid Lapdance
Papi - Strip club consultant
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You know @Johnny, as I recall it was *you* who wrote an entire essay about fucking a young dancer to tears in the VIP. To my way of thinking, that sounds more like rape than anything I've posted.
And all this inappropriate anger after the kindness and charitable advice I've given you throughout the course of your horrible midlife crisis. If it makes you feel better, divorcing your wife and falling in love with a teenage sex worker (who sucks your dick the first night) is something we all go through. Think of the $60K-per-year allowance/trip/shopping budget for your exorbitant sugar baby as money that you would have blown on therapy, anyway.
Just remember-- I'm there for you buddy.
I've read that in the USA this is a $34 billion industry annually.
^^^ Just think for a minute. If we allow gay marriage, it should effectively double your business! Well not literally, but you get my drift. ;)
JS69 - hypnotist
Mikey- RNC staff speech writer
Clubber - Harley mechanic
shadowcat - ED medicine tester
Rech- Eddie Murphy impersonator
SJGay- MAMP sign flipper
You sort of got close. I do that. but only on my bike and not as a profession.
However, what I did do often was dealing with mechanics as well as computers.
A little memory jog:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…
Come on, you know what I DID.
Getting ready to retire for the 3rd or 4th time next Thursday!
I'll rejoin you in the skill next week. :)
But I wonder how long it will be before I find something to do that makes that stop.
andrew was mostly just an inconvenience to me, personally. Being prepared makes all the difference. Now had I been in a place that came apart, I might feel differently, but that is still being prepared.
Mikeya02: In charge of devising torture for Kaos agents
Shadowcat: "Chief" at Control headquarters; in chareg of all oprations
SJGay: Head recruiter at Control for new agents
SJGuy: Head of propaganda at Control
John69: In charge of chemical warfare at Control
Nina: Femme Fatal to elicit secrets fro Kaos agents
Poledancer: In charge of internal security at Control
Juice: Head of propaganda at Control
Lapdance king: In charge of chemical warfare at Control
Rickdugan: Assistant to Juice.
OSUGuy: Master of disguises for covert oerations
Dougster: Top agent for the really tough cases
Me: Master puppeteer
That does it. I'm signing on with KAOS!
LOL
If someone were to offer me that job, I'm IN!
Better to be an inserter? :)
SJG
SJG
Shaft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxs…
True enough.
SJG
Isaac Hayes: Shaft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxs…
:)
SJG
SJG
Shoot, SJC, have you ever heard a motivational speaker? Why would somebody who doesn't feel like he's smarter and ruthless enough to charge for spewing drivel want to do that job.
And then for the rest of us, we are to be placed under task masters equipped with whips, and assigned to things like cleaning the sidewalk with our tooth brushes.
Dougster was just over in Bayreuth, listening to some Wagner with his friends, and finalizing all of the details of their plan.
SJG
Zarathustra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-LbTUvf…
SJG
Amy Winehouse - Love Is A Losing Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMO5Ko_7…
SJG is still the dumbest dilusional character on TUSCL.
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Boycott the Jews? You will die
Truth is the best disenfectant.
The boycott threat is endangering the Jewish people. Universities, pension funds, commercial chains, newspapers: there is an anti-Semitic offensive around the world.
Let's see what would happen if the anti-Semites would really boycott "everything Jewish", as Ayatollah Khamenei said.
If you contracted syphilis, you could not be cured by salvarsan since it was discovered by a Jew, Paul Ehrlich.
If you contracted gonorrhea, you could not seek diagnosis, because the method is named after a Jew, Albert Neissner.
If you had heart disease you could not use Digitalis, because it was discovered by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.
A toothache? No, because Novocaine was discovered by two Jews, Widal and Weil.
Diabetes? You will die soon because Insulin is the result of research by a Jew, Oskar Minkowsky.
You cannot get the anti polio vaccine, because it bears a Jew's name, Jonas Salk.
You must also die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the drug for it.
No hope for cancer because one of the most important tumor suppressor genes was cloned by scientists at the Weizmann Institute in Rehovot (defective copies of this gene are found in more than half of all human cancers).
No chance to be saved from the "Mad Cow" disease, because Israel developed the diagnosis in Creutzfeldt Jakob genetic disease in humans with a urine test instead of a brain biopsy.
Did you get the West Nile virus? Forget the Israeli vaccine.
Forget chemotherapy that extends the lives of cancer patients, kidney dialysis machines, cardiac pacemakers or Hepatitis B vaccine.
The Muslim fanatics and their Western anti-Semitic friends can only dream of having a tiny fraction of the brain power of these Jewish scholars.
And I say it to a genius like Stephen Hawking as well, who approved the boycott of the Jewish State. Maybe he is alive because of Israeli technology. The same for Mahmoud Abbas' wife, who has just visited an Israeli hospital. Such hypocrisy.
How many Nobel prizes have the Muslims collected? 7.
How many prizes for the Jews? Of the 850 Nobel Prize winners, 177 have been Jewish and several were born in Israel. 20 % of them have gone to Jews.
This is not racism and Israel has plenty of dullards and morons. But the price a real anti-Jewish boycott would cost can give you an idea of what kind of war Israel is fighting: civilization against darkness.
If Israel and the Jews, who make up just 0,2 % of humanity, fall again, the world will be darker and meaningless.
If 6,000,000 Jews would not have perished in the Holocaust, can you imagine how much richer the world would be?
What on earth are you talking about?
txtittyfag is the one who talked about presuming someone was Jewish.
Lately I've been reading about Israel's Kibbutzes. Most interesting.
SJG
Amy Winehouse - Love Is A Losing Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMO5Ko_7…
Why does minor mode music sound sad?
http://cloud.freehandmusic.netdna-cdn.co…
This really doesn't look or sound that way either, just the Fdim7 and Fm chords. Otherwise more of a jazz harmony, maj7 and 9 chords.
Classic minor mode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-4VGfx…
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hous…
Usually I've seen this written in the key signature of Gmaj, which means it is in Em. And E is a good one for slow rock songs. But here it is written in C, meaning it is in Am. They say it is the minor third which gives it the distinctive sound. And here they let you hear that on the 4th note.
But why is it sad? Maybe just because it is different? They say that Thelonius Monk "found the cracks in the diatonic scale". I believe that it is something like that. Blues players are always not bending on the third.
http://cloud.freehandmusic.netdna-cdn.co…
By sometimes using E instead of C as a cadence note, and then using the Cmaj7 chord, instead of C7, they are playing B on top of E instead of the more common Bb. So that makes for an augmented 5th relative to E. This is standard for torch songs, conveys that longing sensation.
SJG
https://www.basicmusictheory.com/e-major…
But using the Cmaj7 instead of C7 means that the melody is supposed to revolve around C, instead of the more common Mixolydian making it revolve around G.
The G9 chord would still use a flat 7th. That flat 7th would be F, so a G7 chord is still diatonic in C. This is pretty standard. Oh well, the people who write such music may not figure it out quite this way, but I know that they intuitively hear these sorts of things, from other pieces.
SJG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMO5Ko_7…
http://cloud.freehandmusic.netdna-cdn.co…
So we have a chord progression
Fdim7
Cmaj7
G9
Fm
Cmaj7
G9
Though it probably ends on Cmaj7 and the note C
So the dim chord is like playing B D F, its the monster chasing the girl, and in movies girls always run up staircases.
So Fdim = F Ab B, and note that F B is the tritone. Though not all of the notes are diatonic ( in the scale ) the F B tritone should make listeners feel that this is to use the C maj scale.
Fdim7 = F Ab B Eb, that is it should be a flatted 7th
but in the RH part they write D F Ab B ???
Cmaj7 = C E G B
so they use that, plus some non-harmonic D. But this helps it get to G9
G9 = G B D F A Notice since G is the Dominant, that the flatted 7th is still diatonic.
Fm = F Ab C This should be softer than Fdim, as there is no tritone ( flatted 5th, 6 semitones step )
But then this goes easily to Cmaj7, and then G9
The only way to get a white note augmented 5th is E - C. And they get that when they make E the second cadence note, over Cmaj7, and C sounding in the LH part.
And it does seem like it ends on C and Cmaj7.
I knew a life long organ player who you could just hand sheet music too and he could sing it perfectly, including things which didn't seem to follow any harmony rules.
He said, "So does it sound like ...?"
And I was flabergasted and said, " ... y-e-s ..."
He just chuckled and told me about a college class he was in where the instructor would just hand him music to sing, when he wanted the class to know what it sounded like.
SJG
PS according to this, Fdim7 has a double flatted E, = D.
http://chord-c.com/guitar-chord/F/dimini…
Don't know about this dim7.
SJG