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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
For me it would Hot Pockets.

23 comments

  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    Hot pussy
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    I thought you were going to say lasagna
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Mcd's
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    I thought CHICKEN FANGERS was the known aphrodisiac around here....
  • mrrock
    8 years ago
    Pussy
  • beguiled
    8 years ago
    sildenafil citrate
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Is shailynn using hot pockets for something other than eating?
  • ime
    8 years ago
    4 loko
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Money.
  • JimGassagain
    8 years ago
    Hot pockets? More like Diarhea pockets.

    "Did I just eat that or rub it on my face? Owwww, my back hurts!"

    Is served boiling hot? It will scald you...yet the middle is still frozen.

    Instructions: Take hot pocket out of the sleeve and place directly into toilet.
  • sinclair
    8 years ago
    Oysters.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    I knew JimmyG would be all over this.

  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    peanut butter
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    money. i must agree. money. because my personality is severely lacking.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    For gammanu it's cheeto's he likes them cause they make his hands and face all orange like his idol, an orangutan.
  • Mate27
    8 years ago
    Bacon!

    It's got it's own round of applause while its cooking in the skillet. Roar!!!
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    We're forgetting an obvious one: Wine and chocolate. It only works in a very upscale gentlemen's club, otherwise you just look pretentious. Try it with your ATF
  • xpando
    8 years ago
    A slice of lime prepared with ice, gin, and tonic water.
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    A nice bowl of cold cash.
  • Tiburon
    8 years ago
    Hot dog on a bun...
  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    The classic is champagne and strawberries
  • Tiredtraveler
    8 years ago
    I have to agree with Champagne and Strawberries. Recently had Champagne and Strawberries along with a naked girl and she not only like to consume them she also very much like dipped strawberries consumed of her nipples and nubbin at the top of her slit. The other thing she like to consume was difficult to dip into the champagne but we managed and she consumed without using her teeth.
    Although Cash works too. Directly with pros and indirectly with amateurs. As always top shelf adult beverages help too.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    I will tell you one thing, do not EVER EVER EVER put chocolate syrup or champagne on a girls pussy. You might as well stick a lighter to it. Whipped cream is totally okay.
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