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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?

Nov 4, 2016, 8:34 AM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

For me it would Hot Pockets.

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jackslash

Hot pussy

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shailynn

I thought you were going to say lasagna

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Supremeruler

Mcd's

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Hugh_G_Rection

I thought CHICKEN FANGERS was the known aphrodisiac around here....

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mrrock

Pussy

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beguiled

sildenafil citrate

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crazyjoe

Is shailynn using hot pockets for something other than eating?

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ime

4 loko

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gammanu95

Money.

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JimGassagain

Hot pockets? More like Diarhea pockets.

"Did I just eat that or rub it on my face? Owwww, my back hurts!"

Is served boiling hot? It will scald you...yet the middle is still frozen.

Instructions: Take hot pocket out of the sleeve and place directly into toilet.

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sinclair

Oysters.

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shailynn

I knew JimmyG would be all over this.

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mikeya02

peanut butter

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Jascoi

money. i must agree. money. because my personality is severely lacking.

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twentyfive

For gammanu it's cheeto's he likes them cause they make his hands and face all orange like his idol, an orangutan.

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Mate27

Bacon!

It's got it's own round of applause while its cooking in the skillet. Roar!!!

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gammanu95

We're forgetting an obvious one: Wine and chocolate. It only works in a very upscale gentlemen's club, otherwise you just look pretentious. Try it with your ATF

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xpando

A slice of lime prepared with ice, gin, and tonic water.

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Clubber

A nice bowl of cold cash.

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Tiburon

Hot dog on a bun...

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mikeya02

The classic is champagne and strawberries

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Tiredtraveler

I have to agree with Champagne and Strawberries. Recently had Champagne and Strawberries along with a naked girl and she not only like to consume them she also very much like dipped strawberries consumed of her nipples and nubbin at the top of her slit. The other thing she like to consume was difficult to dip into the champagne but we managed and she consumed without using her teeth. Although Cash works too. Directly with pros and indirectly with amateurs. As always top shelf adult beverages help too.

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shailynn

I will tell you one thing, do not EVER EVER EVER put chocolate syrup or champagne on a girls pussy. You might as well stick a lighter to it. Whipped cream is totally okay.

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