Rather than following the election coverage all day on TV and cursing the state of our perishing republic, I'm heading to the strip club to drown my sorrow in titties and beer. I plan to arrive at the club by 1PM and not leave until it's all over. Maybe I won't leave for the next 4 years.
Who's with me?
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last commentWhere you going, jack ??? I'll join ya.
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To the Poles? If you're talking about those Eastern European babes, I'm with you! On the other hand, if you're talking about the North and South Poles, you are on your own.
Then again, if you meant the Polls, I'm sorry, but I have a date with a bottle of Maker's Mark after I cast my vote for Hillary. :-(
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Oh, wait, jack! If you meant the Stripper Poles, then I am definitely with you! ;-)
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I'm going to the Flight Club (the hottest gentlemen's club in metro Detroit--according to their website).
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Is the daycare closed today?
Well no matter who wins, strippers will take out money either way so not all is lost.
I will be in the air during peak vote counting times, by the time I land I am assuming the winner will be announced - that's going to be a suspenseful flight.
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I'm a pole man myself!
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I thought about it, but I think I'll just stay home and watch the coverage.
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^^^ what's a matter, your mommy won't let you go out on a school night?
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Fuck going to the poles. Im getting my pole polished.
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I plan on staying home; smoking hash and praying for Hillary to have a stroke.
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To bad I am stuck in a town with no decent clubs. I am not even going to turn on the tv in my hotel room tonight. I may just go waste money in on of the local no touch bikini Go Go clubs. I would even watch the NFL or NBA tonight! The problem is this hotel has few basic channels since the Indian owner is negotiating with the cable co for this new place. The constant parade of empty headed asshole anal-izing everything from that number of voter to the color of their shoes would drive me bat shit crazy.
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Sounds like fun. I'd be there if I could. Not 'til Jan.
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