Laps R Us

The only prior time I was here was in 2011 (also going to Score's at that time). For some reason, I was not so impressed 5 years ago, It was a Friday night around 9:30, it was empty, there were not many gals, they were heavily tattooed, and the laps were nude but pretty mechanical. "So this is the famous Mons", I muttered as I staggered out after about a half hour. It may have been an off-night. Three clubs in the span of one block should keep the businesses on their toes. I'll certainly grant Mons the benefit of the doubt after tonight's visit though.

I stopped by on the way from the airport to my hotel (stopping for dinner first just up the street). Girls were still coming in at around 9:15 pm. Cover is $20, which means it better be good. Once in, the layout is unchanged from a few years ago. A big stage with some chairs, a few tables around it, and lap dance sofas along one wall, (complete with mirrors), and a slightly more private area on the left side (elevated) with some curtains (semi-open). No VIP rooms, champagne rooms, or other money pits that yield little or no extra mileage. It's all about nude stage and lap dances, no alcohol. No DJ, just a jukebox. If you get lucky, no music for 1-2 minutes and the girl will either cuddle while on your lap or dance to music she hears only in her head. The girls ranged from 6.5 to 9, mainly in the 7.5 to 8.5 range. Most of the gals, especially the blondes, are on the young side (some definitely on the young and tender side of 21), with a mix of natural chests and bolt-ons, with about half of the girls boasting some tattoos, though nothing horrid. With one exception that I experienced, it's best not to expect a GFE. If it does happen, it becomes a pleasant surprise.

The girls come on fast. Even if you are a PL sitting at the tip rail feeding singles to the gal on stage, you will get approached for dances. And the gals doing the approaching are generally well above-average in looks. Knowing I would need to get back so I can be up early, I had no issue blowing my (budgetary) wad in a relatively short 60-90 minute session. I was ogling a tall C-cup blonde on the stage when a hard-bodied, lean blonde with a giant flower tattoo on her right torso sidled up to me. She negotiated 3 for $75 (the only one to be that high). She was friendly and nice, did great bounces (some grind) and of course the PL can touch, which is a major plus and undoubtedly makes this place one of the better values in Florida and way better than the Mid-Atlantic. At least for lap mileage. The second gal was the one I left behind on the stage. It looked like she was doing 5-6 songs with the others doing laps. The second gal, named J****, spent a lot of time in front of me as I was feeding her singles. Gorgeous, but kind of a generic personality (definitely these gals are working off a script). This gal went for 3 dance for $60.