Mileage
larryfisherman
California
A. Air dance
B. Low Contact (you can't touch her, she's barely grinding on you, maybe a occasional tits to the face)
C. One Way Contact (you can't touch her, but she touches you everywhere, good grinding)
D. Two Way Contact (she can touch you anywhere, and you can touch her anywhere besides the pussy)
E. High Mileage (fingers in the pussy, she might put her pussy in your face, stickshifting, tit sucking, etc)
F. Extras (your dick comes out, fucking, sucking, handjob, titjob, etc)
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I've generally been content for many years with lap dances at the D or E level, though the lines, of course, are blurry. For example, I have sometimes gotten HJs and often sucked titties at clubs that supposedly offer level D only. I'm sure many of us can tell tales of handies or even blowies in a level C or D lap dance area.
Truth be told, in recent years I have gravitated toward level F. As much as I enjoy a good lapgasm, a BBBJCIM blows it away every time!
I used to be satisfied with D, but just feeling up on her ass and tits gets boring real quick for me.
Then I started getting D and realized that the only reason B impressed me was because it was the first time getting a LD.
D is what I typically get
F is fun and I've had a little of it, but it's hard to come by at the clubs I've been to
SJG
I say 'good' C because I can think several places that are 'C minus' mileage: one way contact grinding allowed but the dancers don't do a good job at it.
As I've aged, the letters have gone up but the numbers down.
I now need at least D with an 8 or better but need E if she is a 5, 6, or 7.
I do prefer E with a 6 to a D with a 8.5 though.
Damn, this is getting too damn analytical. I just like to have fun.
But now D or E ITC and F with select dancers OTC.
I think Air Dance should get an "F" not "A".
Below is the true order:
A. Extras (your dick comes out, fucking, sucking, handjob, titjob, etc (A+ for BBBJCIM)
B. High Mileage (fingers in the pussy, she might put her pussy in your face, stickshifting, tit sucking, etc)
C. Two Way Contact (she can touch you anywhere, and you can touch her anywhere besides the pussy)
D. One Way Contact (you can't touch her, but she touches you everywhere, good grinding)
E. Low Contact (you can't touch her, she's barely grinding on you, maybe a occasional tits to the face)
F. Air dance
Everything up to justme62's 'G' is available to me in South FL but I'm usually good w/ 'D' as long as she's constantly grinding on me and I'm constantly able to grope her thru the entire song - I often get a decent amount of 'E' (titty sucking and some FIV) but it's not a must for me - I do 'F' when the mood strikes me but I rarely go to the SC w/ 'F' in mind & when it happens it's usually in the spur/heat of the moment although I sometimes do go w/ 'F' in mind but that's the minority of my visits
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And Shailynn, get back up into you mom's attic, I just saw her coming around the corner.
SJG