Strip clubbing on election day?

Every bar and club I've been to on Election Days has been packed. None of them have been strip clubs, though. It's kind of surprising given that you would expect people to be having "Election Viewing Parties" at their homes instead.

Do strippers vote by absentee? I think we need the stripper vote. They need to be given time to get to the polls.

^Was this pun intentional?

Lmao

We need polling places in strip clubs. That would insure that all TUSCL members voted.

Not surprising especially this election. If Trump wins, rednecks and lesser educated white men rejoice with strippers and drinking to take away the stress and get a head start on the women debauchery.

If Hilary wins, enjoy one last night of debauchery with women before we change USA to Feminist movement land. Plus need something to drink the pain away

I wonder how many clubs will be featuring Donald Trump's official campaign song from the Who, Momma's Got a Squeeze Box (or was it Gotta Squeeze Momma's Box?)?

I can't decide if I should drink before I vote or after. It probably makes no difference. Thank god for naked girls.

You might as well skip voting and just club. The ricks are taking over. The barnacle will soon be calling the shots.

Don't worry. rickthebarnacle is the wisest rick of all.

ROAR!

I'll not be at a strip club tomorrow unless Hell freezes over. I am still in this hospital hoping to be released today

A lot of people may take part of the day off and take the opportunity to hit a club

No club plans but will be visiting with a dancer in the evening. She will be naked for much of our time together. Does that count?

i will be in hong kong watching the results.

Is it wise to be a gringo in Hong Kong when Mexican public enemy no. 1 may become your leader?

I just might the club tomorrow.

i'll simply will tell them i voted for hillary.

Fuck it. I'll be at Follies.