What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?

The First Pimp

First bitch

The other ass hole.

He's still "Mr. President." That's the title given to all former U.S. Presidents.

So I think the correct salutation will be: Madam and Mister President. Or something like that, with Hillary being "Madam President' or "Mrs. President." Or maybe "Presidents Clinton."

P.S. I know this is a joke and or humor thread but I still responded seriously.

History will be made tomorrow. Get ready for it......

DOTUS (Dude of the United States)

First Bubba

I'm with jackslash on DOTUS!

Anything but first Bubba.... I'm thinking the "big Lewinsky"

Thief? Rapist? Thug?

First Horn Dog?

Slick Willie the Molester and Child Rapist? The Cigar Wuss? If some rumors are true, he will be exiled to Chappaqua, so he will likely be the, "Energizer Bunny's Toy."

Why stop calling him Bill Clinton :)

The first Killa!

Puppet

First Bitch.

Bubba

Bubba267 and Jackslash have good ones.

I'm Flagooner on First Bubba

If I were Aussie I'd suggest First Mate, but that would be an affront to Merchant Marine Officers ;)

First Accomplice!

Only answered this political topic because in is founder's!

Nah. Hillary was the First Accomplice. Bill will be the Second.

ATAC,

Chronology doesn't really enter the equation, otherwise we would not keep having "First" Ladies. In hillary's case, she wouldn't have been "first" or "lady".

House Husband

Philanderer-in-Chief

Secretary of Untreatable Gonorrhea

An unlucky bastard.

How about "first inmate" at Leavenworth for all the rapes he has committed!

Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

SJG

Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

SJG

Just heard this one...

First Laddy

"Philanderer-in-Chief" .. that's funny. It's got a nice ring to it.

the first bitch fag

I kind of like First Dude. However First Man sounds more presidential.

Then he can compete with The Last Man. On Earth,, Haha.

Well, we ended up with First Hottie! Asian, no, but exotic, HELL YEAH!

End of TUSCL politics for me. Well, other than politics about TUSCL. :)

the question is thankfully a moot point now but damn even i feel sorry for the rapist. i mean who could possibly wish being hillary's husband on anyone. she's beating the fuck out of him right now i bet

Clubber, you found a new Asian girl?

SJG

I guess he's the first loser now.

no he is soon to be a named co-conspirator.

Rudy G. for AG,

USA USA USA

We'll never know, now.

Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.

SJG

san_jose_guy "Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.'

well yes i've heard that. he may be a rapist, thief, con artist, pathological liar and traitor to his country but yes i suppose he is probably a nice guy too