What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?

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slip a dollar in her g-string for me
This is the most pressing issue of this election. What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins? It can't possibly be first gentleman.

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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
The First Pimp
mikeya02
8 years ago
First bitch
shadowcat
8 years ago
The other ass hole.
Dominic77
8 years ago
He's still "Mr. President." That's the title given to all former U.S. Presidents.

So I think the correct salutation will be: Madam and Mister President. Or something like that, with Hillary being "Madam President' or "Mrs. President." Or maybe "Presidents Clinton."

P.S. I know this is a joke and or humor thread but I still responded seriously.
WetWilly
8 years ago
History will be made tomorrow. Get ready for it......
jackslash
8 years ago
DOTUS (Dude of the United States)
flagooner
8 years ago
First Bubba
clubdude
8 years ago
I'm with jackslash on DOTUS!
bubba267
8 years ago
Anything but first Bubba.... I'm thinking the "big Lewinsky"
skibum609
8 years ago
Thief? Rapist? Thug?
ATACdawg
8 years ago
First Horn Dog?
dallas702
8 years ago
Slick Willie the Molester and Child Rapist?
The Cigar Wuss?
If some rumors are true, he will be exiled to Chappaqua, so he will likely be the,
"Energizer Bunny's Toy."
ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
Why stop calling him Bill Clinton :)
Mate27
8 years ago
The first Killa!
mrrock
8 years ago
Puppet
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
First Bitch.
twentyfive
8 years ago
Bubba
larryfisherman
8 years ago
Bubba267 and Jackslash have good ones.
Hugh_G_Rection
8 years ago
I'm Flagooner on First Bubba

If I were Aussie I'd suggest First Mate, but that would be an affront to Merchant Marine Officers ;)
Clubber
8 years ago
First Accomplice!

Only answered this political topic because in is founder's!
ATACdawg
8 years ago
Nah. Hillary was the First Accomplice. Bill will be the Second.
Clubber
8 years ago
ATAC,

Chronology doesn't really enter the equation, otherwise we would not keep having "First" Ladies. In hillary's case, she wouldn't have been "first" or "lady".
crazyjoe
8 years ago
House Husband
gammanu95
8 years ago
Philanderer-in-Chief
gammanu95
8 years ago
Secretary of Untreatable Gonorrhea
jester214
8 years ago
An unlucky bastard.
Tiredtraveler
8 years ago
How about "first inmate" at Leavenworth for all the rapes he has committed!
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

SJG
mikeya02
8 years ago
Just heard this one...

First Laddy
Dominic77
8 years ago
"Philanderer-in-Chief" .. that's funny. It's got a nice ring to it.
nemesisk7
8 years ago
the first bitch fag
sharkhunter
8 years ago
I kind of like First Dude.
However First Man sounds more presidential.

Then he can compete with The Last Man. On Earth,, Haha.
Clubber
8 years ago
Well, we ended up with First Hottie! Asian, no, but exotic, HELL YEAH!

End of TUSCL politics for me. Well, other than politics about TUSCL. :)
DoctorPhil
8 years ago
the question is thankfully a moot point now but damn even i feel sorry for the rapist. i mean who could possibly wish being hillary's husband on anyone. she's beating the fuck out of him right now i bet
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Clubber, you found a new Asian girl?

SJG
chessmaster
8 years ago
I guess he's the first loser now.
DoctorPhil
8 years ago
no he is soon to be a named co-conspirator.

Rudy G. for AG,

USA USA USA
ATACdawg
8 years ago
We'll never know, now.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.

SJG
DoctorPhil
8 years ago
san_jose_guy "Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.'


well yes i've heard that. he may be a rapist, thief, con artist, pathological liar and traitor to his country but yes i suppose he is probably a nice guy too
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