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What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?

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This is the most pressing issue of this election. What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins? It can't possibly be first gentleman.

41 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    The First Pimp
  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    First bitch
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    The other ass hole.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    He's still "Mr. President." That's the title given to all former U.S. Presidents.

    So I think the correct salutation will be: Madam and Mister President. Or something like that, with Hillary being "Madam President' or "Mrs. President." Or maybe "Presidents Clinton."

    P.S. I know this is a joke and or humor thread but I still responded seriously.
  • WetWilly
    8 years ago
    History will be made tomorrow. Get ready for it......
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    DOTUS (Dude of the United States)
  • flagooner
    8 years ago
    First Bubba
  • clubdude
    8 years ago
    I'm with jackslash on DOTUS!
  • bubba267
    8 years ago
    Anything but first Bubba.... I'm thinking the "big Lewinsky"
  • skibum609
    8 years ago
    Thief? Rapist? Thug?
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    First Horn Dog?
  • dallas702
    8 years ago
    Slick Willie the Molester and Child Rapist?
    The Cigar Wuss?
    If some rumors are true, he will be exiled to Chappaqua, so he will likely be the,
    "Energizer Bunny's Toy."
  • ThereAndBackAgain
    8 years ago
    Why stop calling him Bill Clinton :)
  • Mate27
    8 years ago
    The first Killa!
  • mrrock
    8 years ago
    Puppet
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    First Bitch.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Bubba
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    Bubba267 and Jackslash have good ones.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    I'm Flagooner on First Bubba

    If I were Aussie I'd suggest First Mate, but that would be an affront to Merchant Marine Officers ;)
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    First Accomplice!

    Only answered this political topic because in is founder's!
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    Nah. Hillary was the First Accomplice. Bill will be the Second.
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    ATAC,

    Chronology doesn't really enter the equation, otherwise we would not keep having "First" Ladies. In hillary's case, she wouldn't have been "first" or "lady".
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    House Husband
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Philanderer-in-Chief
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Secretary of Untreatable Gonorrhea
  • jester214
    8 years ago
    An unlucky bastard.
  • Tiredtraveler
    8 years ago
    How about "first inmate" at Leavenworth for all the rapes he has committed!
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Jacqueline Kennedy said that First Lady should be the name for an over stuffed sofa. So she told the phone operators and everyone else that she was to be called Mrs. Kennedy.

    SJG
  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    Just heard this one...

    First Laddy
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    "Philanderer-in-Chief" .. that's funny. It's got a nice ring to it.
  • nemesisk7
    8 years ago
    the first bitch fag
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    I kind of like First Dude.
    However First Man sounds more presidential.

    Then he can compete with The Last Man. On Earth,, Haha.
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    Well, we ended up with First Hottie! Asian, no, but exotic, HELL YEAH!

    End of TUSCL politics for me. Well, other than politics about TUSCL. :)
  • DoctorPhil
    8 years ago
    the question is thankfully a moot point now but damn even i feel sorry for the rapist. i mean who could possibly wish being hillary's husband on anyone. she's beating the fuck out of him right now i bet
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Clubber, you found a new Asian girl?

    SJG
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    I guess he's the first loser now.
  • DoctorPhil
    8 years ago
    no he is soon to be a named co-conspirator.

    Rudy G. for AG,

    USA USA USA
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    We'll never know, now.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.

    SJG
  • DoctorPhil
    8 years ago
    san_jose_guy "Bill Clinton is actually a very nice guy.'


    well yes i've heard that. he may be a rapist, thief, con artist, pathological liar and traitor to his country but yes i suppose he is probably a nice guy too
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