Strippershit and more Strippershit

"day say" should just be "say"

Did you feel their pussy's?

Is this the same stripper that you were getting "revenge" on?

Stupid ass troll.

You wanna read about stripper shit, read my review about the rob I dealt with last night at The Cabaret in Kingston PA

Damn Impala I just read that review - that sucks!

yeah, and worse thing is I knew better

@impala- yikes! Sorry to hear that!

@mmrock- yes I did! Both were wet. But we all know wet pussy doesn't necessarily mean horny.

The extent of SS is vast, endless, and varied. Hard to pick the most common, tho the claim of how horny they aresis definitely in the top 5, along with what they will offer in VIP that they never do.

Speaking of top 5, the top 5 strippershit for me

•"I should be paying you" (for the lapdance). Well you're not gonna pay me, are you, that's just too over the top.

•"You're making me horny"

•"You're so cute" Bitch I know I'm average looking, don't try to butter me up.

•"Your dick is SO big" I'm slightly above average, try again.

•"I don't usually do this" LOL

Lately the CF has been laying it on a little thick with "making you cum makes me so horny".

I appreciate her dedication to service. But if a girl stops immediately after she makes the guy cum, she wasn't that worked up herself.

I used to think SS was bad, but LarryFisherprice's stories are even more unbelievable.

He's a homeless faggit!

^^^^LMAO! What did that faggot Meat say? He's on my ignore list.

Here are a few I have heard "I haven't had a good fuck in 3 months." or "I haven't had sex in months" "I haven't came like that in a long time." "Your cock feels so big."

"You are the first dance for me today."
"No one is getting dances today." In both cases I seen her get multiple dances before me.

I heard one stripper shitting at McD's once. She swore it didn't stink

I don't know if it's SS or not. I just take most they say lightly, unless I truly feel they're being genuine. Usually after you know them, the SS is mostly just being flaky.

Yeah the "I haven't had sex in months" seems to be a common one I've heard. One told me she was a squirter, but it turned out not to be SS as I left the club with wet pants and the wetness didn't come from me that time.

Are you sure she didn't just pisses on you?

Piss not pisses

The most outrageous one that I've heard lately is "I want you to cum in my pussy and make me pregnant" and this from a reported lesbian.

"We met before last X at SC Y."

I was at SC Z on X, you didnt answer my texts if you would be working at SC Z, and SC Y has been shutdown by police for 3 weeks now. Neither you or I were there.

LARRYFISH STUPID HAS GAY SEX WITH CLUB BOUNCERZ