Strippershit and more Strippershit

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• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  "day say" should just be "say"
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  Did you feel their pussy's?
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Is this the same stripper that you were getting "revenge" on?
  
  Stupid ass troll.
• impala

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  8 years ago

  You wanna read about stripper shit, read my review about the rob I dealt with last night at The Cabaret in Kingston PA
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Damn Impala I just read that review - that sucks!
  
  
• impala

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  8 years ago

  yeah, and worse thing is I knew better
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  @impala- yikes! Sorry to hear that!
  
  @mmrock- yes I did! Both were wet. But we all know wet pussy doesn't necessarily mean horny.
• sclvr5005

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  8 years ago

  The extent of SS is vast, endless, and varied. Hard to pick the most common, tho the claim of how horny they aresis definitely in the top 5, along with what they will offer in VIP that they never do.
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  Speaking of top 5, the top 5 strippershit for me
  
  •"I should be paying you" (for the lapdance). Well you're not gonna pay me, are you, that's just too over the top.
  
  •"You're making me horny"
  
  •"You're so cute" Bitch I know I'm average looking, don't try to butter me up.
  
  •"Your dick is SO big" I'm slightly above average, try again.
  
  •"I don't usually do this" LOL
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  Lately the CF has been laying it on a little thick with "making you cum makes me so horny".
  
  I appreciate her dedication to service. But if a girl stops immediately after she makes the guy cum, she wasn't that worked up herself.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  I used to think SS was bad, but LarryFisherprice's stories are even more unbelievable.
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  He's a homeless faggit!
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  ^^^^LMAO! What did that faggot Meat say? He's on my ignore list.
• rl27

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  8 years ago

  Here are a few I have heard
  "I haven't had a good fuck in 3 months." or "I haven't had sex in months"
  "I haven't came like that in a long time."
  "Your cock feels so big."
  
  "You are the first dance for me today."
  "No one is getting dances today."
  In both cases I seen her get multiple dances before me.
  
  
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  I heard one stripper shitting at McD's once. She swore it didn't stink
• Ch3ll

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  8 years ago

  I don't know if it's SS or not. I just take most they say lightly, unless I truly feel they're being genuine. Usually after you know them, the SS is mostly just being flaky.
• magicrat

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  8 years ago

  Yeah the "I haven't had sex in months" seems to be a common one I've heard. One told me she was a squirter, but it turned out not to be SS as I left the club with wet pants and the wetness didn't come from me that time.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Are you sure she didn't just pisses on you?
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Piss not pisses
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  The most outrageous one that I've heard lately is "I want you to cum in my pussy and make me pregnant" and this from a reported lesbian.
• s88

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  8 years ago

  "We met before last X at SC Y."
  
  I was at SC Z on X, you didnt answer my texts if you would be working at SC Z, and SC Y has been shutdown by police for 3 weeks now. Neither you or I were there.
• larryfishsticks

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  8 years ago

  LARRYFISH STUPID HAS GAY SEX WITH CLUB BOUNCERZ