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Strippershit and more Strippershit

Nov 2, 2016, 9:16 AM
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larryfisherman
California

We all know about the SS, we've all experienced it.

Which SS have you experienced the most?

Recently I've had a few girls during lapdances day say I was making them horny and that they came. They wanted me to feel their pussy for proof. LMAO.

What about you?

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larryfisherman

"day say" should just be "say"

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mrrock

Did you feel their pussy's?

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shailynn

Is this the same stripper that you were getting "revenge" on?

Stupid ass troll.

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impala

You wanna read about stripper shit, read my review about the rob I dealt with last night at The Cabaret in Kingston PA

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shailynn

Damn Impala I just read that review - that sucks!

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impala

yeah, and worse thing is I knew better

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larryfisherman

@impala- yikes! Sorry to hear that!

@mmrock- yes I did! Both were wet. But we all know wet pussy doesn't necessarily mean horny.

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sclvr5005

The extent of SS is vast, endless, and varied. Hard to pick the most common, tho the claim of how horny they aresis definitely in the top 5, along with what they will offer in VIP that they never do.

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larryfisherman

Speaking of top 5, the top 5 strippershit for me

•"I should be paying you" (for the lapdance). Well you're not gonna pay me, are you, that's just too over the top.

•"You're making me horny"

•"You're so cute" Bitch I know I'm average looking, don't try to butter me up.

•"Your dick is SO big" I'm slightly above average, try again.

•"I don't usually do this" LOL

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JamesSD

Lately the CF has been laying it on a little thick with "making you cum makes me so horny".

I appreciate her dedication to service. But if a girl stops immediately after she makes the guy cum, she wasn't that worked up herself.

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flagooner

I used to think SS was bad, but LarryFisherprice's stories are even more unbelievable.

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Mate27

He's a homeless faggit!

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larryfisherman

^^^^LMAO! What did that faggot Meat say? He's on my ignore list.

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rl27

Here are a few I have heard "I haven't had a good fuck in 3 months." or "I haven't had sex in months" "I haven't came like that in a long time." "Your cock feels so big."

"You are the first dance for me today."
"No one is getting dances today." In both cases I seen her get multiple dances before me.

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crazyjoe

I heard one stripper shitting at McD's once. She swore it didn't stink

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Ch3ll

I don't know if it's SS or not. I just take most they say lightly, unless I truly feel they're being genuine. Usually after you know them, the SS is mostly just being flaky.

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magicrat

Yeah the "I haven't had sex in months" seems to be a common one I've heard. One told me she was a squirter, but it turned out not to be SS as I left the club with wet pants and the wetness didn't come from me that time.

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flagooner

Are you sure she didn't just pisses on you?

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flagooner

Piss not pisses

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shadowcat

The most outrageous one that I've heard lately is "I want you to cum in my pussy and make me pregnant" and this from a reported lesbian.

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s88

"We met before last X at SC Y."

I was at SC Z on X, you didnt answer my texts if you would be working at SC Z, and SC Y has been shutdown by police for 3 weeks now. Neither you or I were there.

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larryfishsticks

LARRYFISH STUPID HAS GAY SEX WITH CLUB BOUNCERZ

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