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Groundhog Day (or how you know you're a strip club fiend)

IronFox22

Ohio

Groundhog Day happened to be on cable tv the other day and, as I had nothing else to do, I decided to watch it. I assume most of you know the movie. Anyway, there are parts where Bill Murray's character becomes so frustrated with having to live the same day over and over that he keeps killing himself.

I was thinking about being hypothetically dropped into a Groundhog Day situation, and found myself seeing a number of positives from the mongering perspective:

1) An endless supply of dance money that would be constantly replenished when you "started" the day again.
2) The chance to drink as much as you wanted at the club (if you're into that) without consequences
3) The ability to find out dancers' likes and dislikes with an eye toward using it on them the next time to make a good impression without them remembering.
4) The chance to, if you wanted, have fun with a girl without using protection.
5) (related to #1) The opportunity to throw crazy amounts of money at any girl for an OTC experience

Anyway, just a thought experiment. If given the chance to be stuck in a Groundhog situation for, say, a whole year, would you do it? How would your club habits change?