How do you know if a tuscl poster is mildly retarded?

Even Juice knows how to spell "laugh out loud" and he had Down Syndrome.

His name is Douchester.

Where is da juice mane? Did he lose all his money and his scooter playing poker in Atlantic city and is now living under the boardwalk?

Nope, ime, he's drowning his sorrows eating chacken fangers after losing all his money.

Vince, he was out of money, dead broke, i hope didn't have to suck too many dicks to afford the chacken fangers. Thats a lot of cash.

^^^ not if he has those Arby's coupons from last Sunday's paper. I could see him going in with the complete flyer saying "gimme 1 of everything on this flyer, it's cheat day."

Lolol

Lolol

lolol is a woman with too much starch in her bra...?

How?? He kills an interesting thread with a 29-paragraph irrelevant essay.