Can anyone you know open a beer like this?

Must be hard as rock implants!

amazing. i have a hard enough time trying to open a beer with the proper opener.

Haven't you heard cleavage is out of style! Vogue says so!! Tits at our of fashion??
I do not care what the lesbians at vogue say I will always like the ABCD's of tits (E gets a little excessive)
A = Adequate
B = Beautiful
C = Copious
D = Delightful
E = Excessive
F = Frightening
G = Get away before you smother me