Not much going on...

I'm out in the Portland area on business, so I decided to explore the area's entertainment prospects.Xpose was one of the clubs that made my shortlist based on this site's reviews, but I'm not sure it should have. When I walked in, there was one girl dancing, two gossiping in the corner, and a fourth sitting at the bar. I sat down and watched the show for a bit - the girls here have some pole skills, but are much closer to "full figured" than I prefer. They are not ugly, or even unattractive, but they didn't have the look I expected or wanted from a strip club. The club itself is small and in a mostly one-dimensional layout. I was only approached by one dancer, and she had to go on stage before either of us broached the subject of a dance. I tipped her at the rail (which I almost never do), and after she was done with her set she went back to the bar and sat down for another drink. I don't expect an off-the-menu offer after I tip you at the stage rail, but I do expect you to at least come by my table and thank me - especially when I'm one of only four patrons in the entire club, and two of them aren't tipping at all.

Personally, I can't recommend this place, but someone else may well have a different experience than I did.