On the one hand I have this 70 yo at the nursing home. She is closer to my age(74) and has Parkinsons. We can watch porn together and when we do she holds my cock. She doesn't want any money from me and that jerking really feels nice.
On the other hand I have this 21 yo at the strip club that is pretty but doesn't know shit. I'll probably have to teach her all about sex. Worse than that, I'll probably have to pay her too.
I don't know what to do. Advice?
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Lol, fuck you shadow. :)
You have the best of both worlds.
Lol too funny
Lolol
That's a tough one - wait for Nina's input
You should refer to your nursing home honey as your DG (Dream Grandma).
Put your arm around the waist of the DG, and cop a feel of them titties.
what are you doing at the nursing home? visiting or living?
You forgot about the toothless bjs......
I'd reject them both and wait for an 18 year old. But I realize those toothless bjs must be very tempting. Good luck.
Lol
@Shadow's a tough SOB with a good sense of humor. Who beats cancer and goes out immediately to have sex with 21-yr-olds without a whimper.
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Funny shit!
Know what little old ladies taste like? DEPENDS
(rimshot considered but edited out- no reason to get 4got2wipe all excited)
Sounds like the consensus thinks I should stick with the GILF but I went to the club today and did a VIP and now I'm having second thoughts. :)
I smell awkward threesome!
Hahahahaha, nice story, shadowcat. The DG with the stripper, great threesome !!
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