My dilemma

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb

On the one hand I have this 70 yo at the nursing home. She is closer to my age(74) and has Parkinsons. We can watch porn together and when we do she holds my cock. She doesn't want any money from me and that jerking really feels nice.

On the other hand I have this 21 yo at the strip club that is pretty but doesn't know shit. I'll probably have to teach her all about sex. Worse than that, I'll probably have to pay her too.

I don't know what to do. Advice?

17 comments

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  • jester214
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    8 years ago
    Lol, fuck you shadow. :)
  • Ch3ll
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    8 years ago
    You have the best of both worlds.
  • GoVikings
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    8 years ago
    Lol too funny
  • larryfisherman
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    8 years ago
    Lolol
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    That's a tough one - wait for Nina's input
  • jackslash
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    8 years ago
    You should refer to your nursing home honey as your DG (Dream Grandma).
  • mmdv26
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    8 years ago
    Put your arm around the waist of the DG, and cop a feel of them titties.
  • Jascoi
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    8 years ago
    what are you doing at the nursing home? visiting or living?
  • bubba267
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    8 years ago
    You forgot about the toothless bjs......
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    I'd reject them both and wait for an 18 year old. But I realize those toothless bjs must be very tempting. Good luck.
  • RandomMember
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    8 years ago
    Lol

    @Shadow's a tough SOB with a good sense of humor. Who beats cancer and goes out immediately to have sex with 21-yr-olds without a whimper.
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Troll post
  • Dougster
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    8 years ago
    Funny shit!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    8 years ago
    Know what little old ladies taste like? DEPENDS


    (rimshot considered but edited out- no reason to get 4got2wipe all excited)
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
    Sounds like the consensus thinks I should stick with the GILF but I went to the club today and did a VIP and now I'm having second thoughts. :)
  • PredragDr
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    8 years ago
    I smell awkward threesome!
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Hahahahaha, nice story, shadowcat. The DG with the stripper, great threesome !!
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