In 2002 my world suddenly came tumbling down ! I was partying night and day. Hanging with strippers and doing drugs. I found the seedy underbelly of New York City, and embraced it.I took up with a drug nicknamed "crank" and I felt indestructible. It gave me the ability to stay awake all night making day trades and I just knew I was about to get rich. Then it happened the drugs stopped working and I was dead broke. Even worse than being broke I was addicted to Meth. Then to top it all off I had to go to jail after I sold drugs to a undercover cop. I did my time like a man and invented "the system".
2002 was a year that was tumbling down hill for the Rick's
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Jump to latestSo how did you make your millions once you got out of prison? Where did you meet your beautiful wife that you banged out the beautiful kids with?
Driving a moving van while in college and law school allowed me to become quite familiar with the trucker's drug call crank. In fact the only way you could tell the difference between snorting crank and snorting coke was yhe one who snorted crank held their nose and went ow, ow, ow as it burned.
2002 sigh the world was so less complicated back in those days. But we didn't think so then....
+1 big boner
You invented The System after getting out of prison?
Shoot, that should be worth another 10 years!
Soon to be an Oprah book club bestseller
Wait I thought the system was invented in prison. Surely that's where "greasing the bouncers" came into play
I think in prison, the bouncers grease you.


That's a beautiful feel-good story of redemption - I had to reach for a tissue